Who here is actually /NEET/ and how long have you been /NEET/? Why?
>Been neet 3 months, dropped all my classes this semester after having a panic attack.
How're you guys spending your days?
>tfw spend days listening to a dead comedian do ten year old bits on a now defunct radio show
opie and anthony?
3 year neet, same only sometimes i play video games at the same time
>>34691143
Yep, you listen?
>>34691112
How does it feel being failure?
how much does one have to know to work at jiffy lube or autozone? ive helped take out transmissions but i dont think i could do it by myself yet i know how to change oil on heavy trucks, grease heavy trucks, change brake pads and brake shoes, justbasic stuff i dont know how to adjust valves or anythibg like that
would i be a failure if i tried to work at one of them? ive never changed spark plugs or anything either, ive been around only diesel trucks
haha lube
>>34691084
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think those places service transmissions. I think they just do routine maintenance, such as oil changes, tires, brakes, fluid flushes, etc.
You shouldn't have much of an issue getting a job based on your qualifications. They train you in most cases anyways
they hire the dumbest fucks on the planet , so you should have no problem fitting in.
unplug oil pan, drain oil, put plug back, fill up.
real hard stuff.
time for another boozecohol thread
especially since I finally got around to making another review video https://youtu.be/oKW0ncarVMc
what's your poison, robots?
>>34691080
do you ever feel that getting drunk doesn't feel the same as it used to?
if so, do you drink more now to accommodate for that?
>>34691139
somewhat, though I also find I don't get nearly as much of a hangover as I used to, so it's not all bad
>>34691080
dumb fucking camwhore please fuck off from this website forever
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD, LADS?
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST COME UP TO YOU AND SAY "HI, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT AND CUDDLE WHILE WE WATCH ANIME. BUT I'M A VIRGIN, SO DON'T LAUGH AT ME IF THINGS GET HOT BECAUSE I'M INEXPERIENCED."
WHY CAN'T THAT HAPPEN FOR US? WHY THE FUCK IS LIFE SO SUFFERING? WHEN WILL THE PAIN END?
>>34691030
>WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD, LADS?
It's not even that hard
>>34691030
>why doesn't a girl fall into my lap out of the blue like in the anime i watch
hmmm
I like to think of it this way: there is a non-zero probability that that could happen to me. But if it doesn't, I take comfort in the fact that we'll all be dead soon.
I live for that .01% chance.
Hey /r9k/, I just broke down crying when my mom asked if I had a girlfriend back in uni. I'm almost 20, still a KHV. It's honestly killing me, and every day, when I wake up, the first thing I think about is "I'm still alone, and I'll be for the rest of my life".
I'm sorry for the blog post, I just needed to vent. I have no idea what to do with my life.
>almost 20
lol, try telling your mom you're a virgin in your 30s after not seeing her for years
>>34691001
why would you tell your mom you're a virgin ever in any circumstance? or even why would you tell your mom you're not a virgin?
>>34691044
It's exactly why he is a KHV, because he does shot like this. He probably needs his mummy's permission to sleep with someone
Why is it that a busty thicc woman in tight underwear turns me on way more than a naked woman?
Is this normal? Anyone else feel the same way?
That's why I jack off to pornstars in clothing
>>34690927
Because you're imagining how firm and big their boobs are, until they lose the underwear and let their saggy tits flop around like a dead wet rat carcass
>>34690927
It's normal
Sexy underwear is supposed to bring out the the best out of ones body plus it's works on your imagination hence why a women in nice underwear is sexier than plain naked
How do we solve the women problem?
make birth control illegal
leave them alone because they did nothing wrong.
Lesibanism isn't real
Ok so I got /fit/
What now? Where do i get succ?
>>34690720
Now you get rich.
>>34690720
>>34690782
/biz/ it is.
>>34690720
getting /fit/ is a (((lie.)))
>hate yourself
>get /fit/
>hate yourself, except with muscles
that's it. that's how the story goes 90% of the time.
Hey I like Mike Pence a little wanna see him more y'know
>>34690716
I love Pence
biden > pence
>>34690764
>this is what leftists actually believe
Wait, if women are having more sex than ever thanks to sexual liberation why did the percentage of male virgins increase?
>>34690698
"Sexual liberation" is/was code for "Fucking Chad Without Impunity"
>>34690698
what does one have to do with the other?
maybe the sexual liberation made a larger percentage of males afraid of women more
>harem anime came true
>not for its fans
Is there a pop star more likable than Sia?
>>34690688
I don't know whether she's likeable or not but she's pretty much the only one I can stand
>writes her own lyrics
>can actually sing
That's more than you can say about the majority of pop stars, even if her songs are just pop trash as well.
>>34690837
>pop trash
*tips*
I admit I thought she's like a new young artist, this makes me respect her a bit more
Would /r9k/ actually approve this kind of porn where ugly gamers in their 30s fuck hot chicks ?
>>34690665
>that
>hot chick
I would approve 100%
>>34690665
she's gonna get smooshed
We may all complain about being alone but, are we truly alone if we congregate online?
>>34690600
Yes dude
What's your argument against this
>>34690939
how do you feel justified asking for an argument against it when you haven't provided an arguument for it?
>>34690600
>>34690939
>>34690965
These posts really activated my almonds and made me think.
how have you thought of one?
- Forced abandonment of religion
> not necessarily forced conversion to another religion, perhaps to her captor, but making her give up her faith
>perhaps to her captor as her new method of belief*
That's not a fetish, that's just a roleplay scenario. Stop calling everything under the sun a fetish.
mindbreak is an oldass fetish
all fetish is sprung of a few umbrella fetish
>this generation is doomed
>haven't ever had insurance pay for anything
>repaid every (tiny) debt
>paid for everything the hardest way for years on years
>taxes? paid in full
>relied on anyone for even emotional support? never
basically i'm anti-leech. however i am ideologically fighting for a total leech society because i think it would be a hilarious disaster that could conceivably extinct humanity
>could conceivably extinct humanity
you're not wrong
>>34690475
Might as well vent
>18
>dropped out of hs 2 years ago due to terrible anxiety
>haven't been drawing those 2 years because its the only thing i can do
>dad tells me hes buying me a car but i have to get a job once i get it
>comparing me to younger cousins that already have jobs and im still at home doing nothing
>brother threatening me that he'll stop paying the internet if i dont get a job