time for another boozecohol thread especially since I finall

>>34691080
do you ever feel that getting drunk doesn't feel the same as it used to?
if so, do you drink more now to accommodate for that?

>>34691139
somewhat, though I also find I don't get nearly as much of a hangover as I used to, so it's not all bad

>>34691080
dumb fucking camwhore please fuck off from this website forever

>>34691813
m8, I've been here longer than 99% of this board, and dumb legion faggots like you are the reason why

>>34691080
I mostly drink mead, but only because I brew it myself. and i brew mead because I'm a beekeeper, and have more honey than i could ever eat/sell. honestly though, there's nothing more satisfying that getting drunk from something that you crafted yourself

>>34691080
Daily reminder that you look like a pedophile.

>>34691080
I can't get sufficiently drunk on beer. I even drink them fast and it still doesn't get me there.
At least I'm staying away from the liquor...
Just doesn't seem like there's a way out, had quite a bad day today.

>>34692076
>beekeeper
that sounds awesome, I love quality honey
also always wanted to get into brewing, but the initial equipment cost is a bit of a deterrent
>>34692091
no u
>>34692199
what was so bad about your day?

>>34692236
It's nothing much really, just felt kind of inordinately depressed about the future and how there's nothing there. I can usually get over this shit by going out or having a few drinks but today was a bit different. Gonna try for a good sleep tonight but it usually never happens.
Before I was an alcohol I used to love sleeping for like 12 hours when I was younger.

well you are progressively looking worse and worse, not that that should be any surprise

I'm drinking some local beer and it's being supplemented by Evan Williams. Probably going to go play something on my PSVR in a little bit since I want to get as much enjoyment out of my day off as possible. In the work force for 2 weeks and I already miss being a NEET.

How did your interview go the other day?

>>34691080
Wow your a britfag? I thought you were an americunt

>>34691080
Last night... cherry bourbon.
Tonight? 7% Polish "mocne beer".
It's 2.45am and I've barely been awake 8 hours.

You must become an hero lad
-fellow trip

You used to be "getting fat" but now you just are fat. You should probably do something about that I bet your cam whore threads would be more successful if you were a qt again

>>34692286
yeah, I get that sometimes. just drink more, listen to some good music/watch something funny, and chill. things will get better
>>34692315
EW is my go to, good taste
>>34692487
didn't happen sadly, was expecting a callback to schedule a time but never got it
>>34692582
born in the UK, raised (mostly) in CA. still have a bit of an accent

>>34691080

thanks for the reminder to filter your annoying face out of the catalog.

>>34692630
54m50n is still very cute.
If I end up ever having to kill myself I'm gonna head over to CA and try to boink his brains out first.

Westerhall Plantation Rum
It's just okay. Never been a rum guy but when in Rome. I'm in the Caribbean for a while.

>>34691080
ur one of the saddest dudes here

also ugliest

>>34691892
>let's leave the cancerous mole it's been there so long!

well it's 4 am and i'm drinking too

but why are you wearing that faggot shirt?

come on

>>34692630
it's part of my self destruction
>>34692685
no problem m8
>>34692709
better hurry, my internal organs will only last another decade or two at most
>>34692719
try Flor de Cana
>>34692820
>let's focus on a mole which has been benign for years and ignore the massive malignant brain tumors
fixed that for you

>>34693079
I'm more concerned with your external organs.

>>34693258
that still works fine, all I need is some good weed and I'm good to go all night

what do you think of Varg Vikernes' resurgent popularity? I personally consider everything he did after Burzum to be irrelevant

>>34693531
I find some of his videos interesting, but he's wrong on a lot of things, and very clearly takes himself too seriously

>>34691080
drink mezcal faggot, you always drink alcoholic sugary drinks shaking my head.

Started up with a glass of red wine, then a shot of Johnnie Walker Red Label, and then a shot of Johnnie Walker Double Black Label.
Red Label has less personality, but it's more enjoyable, it kinda reminds me of Jack Daniel's no. 7, in that respect. I know don't they taste alike.
What about the Jameson irish whiskeys?

>>34692648
>EW is my go to, good taste
One of the best cheap bourbons out there. I'd rather have something higher tier but it's still pretty good. One thing people don't realize is that if you're drinking straight bourbon, the "tier" or "shelf" or whatever you want to call it doesn't increase the "quality" per se. Cheap bourbon doesn't taste bad. It just has less taste, if that makes any sense. EW is just watery compared to a more expensive, higher-shelf bourbon. Old Crow, for instance, doesn't taste bad. It just has a weaker flavor profile than Evan Williams.

>>34693734
fuck no, tequila tastes like cheap vodka flavored with rotting vegetables
>>34693792
I'm not a huge fan of jameson, had some the other day and it just seemed kind of bland to me. currently drinking Bulleit Rye, which has a very long flavor. starts out sweet, then goes a bit herby/floral, then the usual rye spiciness builds up. not like other ryes I've had, where that spicy taste hits me right away
>>34693989
that is one of the things I love about bourbon. even the cheaper ones are aged spirits with no additives except water

>>34691080
All I drink are Steel Reserve 211s or Miller High Lifes. The anxiety melts away but it took a lot of growing up to hit that magic point. The video was good m8, I would've asked you to zoom in on the drink with a light because I like details and shit.

I've wanted to buy blueberry wine for 8 years for the superfood health benefits but I haven't ordered any yet, test it out m8

>>34694430
steel reserve is a hangover in a can m8, I can't stand that stuff

>used to make fun of you for getting fat
>i got fat

why

>>34694633
After pubescence and your physical peak your body begins to slow down the metabolism and conserve calories.

>>34694633
alcohol will do that to a human

>>34694147
As long as it's not a blended bourbon, yeah, they're good spirits. I love Rye as well. Bulleit Rye is not a bad choice. I've smashed a few bottles in the past.

>tfw drunk as fuck and super talkative and none of your internet friends are around or talkative

>>34695034
I've had better ryes for sure, but this is decent. would probably make a good Manhattan, if I drank such things
>>34695248
come chill in this thread then

>>34695319
I'm xchilling but I think I'm too intoxicated to really tlak good on /r9k/ I am so pissed right now. My typing is all shit and I'm super talkative but there's just nobody. all I have to it is shitposts, you feel so good when this pissed but like throwing up too, so weird.

How is your night going?

>>34695438
It might be good to make a group chat for these goofy threads some time.

>>34695438
just say whatever man, let it all flow out
I'm watching reviews of old hardware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChtlWNIAL4
>>34695537
I've tried that, but no one enters them

>>34695811
I do, at least when I'm at my computer.

>>34691080
still at it? why dont you r9k tag on omegle
im drinking you viking piece of fuck

>>34691080
Dude are u khv?

>>34695991
He's fucked a tubby blonde weeaboo and has gotten a Mexican grill to suck his cock.
He also cams with girls all the time, he's kind of a slut desu.

>>34691080
Ayyy, what's your favorite Bathory album?

>>34691080
do you consider yourself to be depressed? is this why you drink? it doesn't seem like you have depression but you talk about wanting the liquor to kill you frequently. is this just tongue in cheek commentary on your alcoholism?

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>>34696030
>will he find love again

>>34696030
Thanks for the info famila, now i hate him.

>>34696079
What a comfy pic.
Imagine just sitting around with a lover, carefree edgy and NEET.
I'm pretty jealous of Abbie.

>>34695319
You don't ever drink cocktails? I mean, I usually drink hard liquor straight, but there's nothing wrong with having a cocktail from time to time. Especially if I'm with other people (notably family, in my case) I'd rather not drink straight liquor.

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>>34696134
maybe you can distract him from abbie tonight?

>>34696246
He wouldn't find me attractive.

>>34696246
you ignored me on the r9k omegle tag proposition fuck
i guess im drinking alone then

>>34693688
I've always been fascinated by Varg. He's pretty fucked up but that is to be expected.

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>>34696304
Do you have a penis?

>tfw no deadeyed gf

>>34696359
No penis, never had a penis.
I'm just an objective 2/10

>>34695811
Are you a NEET Samson?

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>>34696438
How much do you weigh? He is looking for a bellygf. Get tubby and you jumped many points for him.

>>34695837
that's good to know, thanks
>>34696030
not that often these days, partly because there aren't as many girls interested, and partly because I just can't be bothered anymore
>>34696050
under the sign of the black mark
>>34696068
it's half tongue in cheek, half my actual depression which I've had since I was 12 or so
>>34696209
I sometimes mix with 1 or 2 non alcoholic ingredients, but I can't really afford to buy or make more complicated cocktails
>>34696440
I am now, though I wasn't until recently, and I'm looking for a job

>>34691080
>long hair
>likes bathory
>that accent

I have a crush on the OP.

>tfw all the boys at my school are FOB asian dudes who wear more expensive clothes than me

Help.

>tfw wasn't going to drink tonight
>semi-normie friend I redpilled broke up with his gf and was feelsposting
>really dredged up bad feels from when the only girl I've ever been with broke up with me last summer
>bought beer
>am getting hammered, but figure at least "misery loves company"
>messages me telling me 'heh, we got back together'
I just want to be happy, anons. It's been so long. I'd do literally anything to just have her back, with the two of us cuddled up on the couch, watching an episode of Firefly like we always did first thing when she came over, before she cooked dinner for me. ;_;

>>34696614
You and every femanon who's ever been on this board.

>>34696651
Yeah, I picked up on that.

>>34696619
>everytime she came over she cooked you dinner

Possible correlation.

(still, sorry anon)

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>>34696702
I cooked for her a couple times as well.

We planned out our 4 babies and house, with names we were going to have. I even bought a pattern for Rosemary's baby blanket she was going to make. It's still in my closet. ;_;

>>34691080

We boozing it up? Drinking blue moon tonight. You need a haircut.

>>34696614
I'm also a fat, autistic, alcoholic, possible sociopath who is always broke. but I do have a 7in dick and moderate cooking ability
>>34696619
would you really though? think about why you broke up

>>34696619

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, robot bro

>>34696872
>possible sociopath
My friend is diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder, he has zero fear and zero emotions other than anger and amusement, describes his thought process as like a bug.

>>34696872
Yes, I would. If circumstances were different, I know she would too. It hurts, desu.

Samson-kun, have you ever tried sake? What's it like?

Wish I had some drinking buddies. I'm surrounded by wannabee macho retards.

>>34697126
>zero fear
definitely doesn't apply to me
>zero emotions other than anger and amusement
those are for sure my strongest emotions, but I do occasionally feel others at least a little bit
>>34697170
again, why did you break up? if that reason still applies, I can guarantee you would not have a good relationship
>>34697184
had a nice melony taste, but also a really off flavor
in general, I find I dislike Asian liquors (with the possible exception of India, as Old Monk is fucking amazing)

>>34697229
maybe I should start a skype group for these threads, that could be bretty good

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>>34697466
>samson fucks more roasties

>>34697519
if you were in that chat, you would know how hilariously inaccurate that statement is
>tfw always turn into a beta when conversing with females

Hello, Salmon. We drank on omegle once.

I've stopped drinking completely since recently. Do you ever see yourself doing the same?

>>34697642
>Salmon
I don't buy your Omegle story, sounds fishy. Trawl the depths of your mind for a better story, then we'll sea

>>34697126
How did you learn that about him? What's your friend like?