WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD, LADS? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST

>>34691030
>WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD, LADS?

It's not even that hard

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>>34691030
>why doesn't a girl fall into my lap out of the blue like in the anime i watch

hmmm

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I like to think of it this way: there is a non-zero probability that that could happen to me. But if it doesn't, I take comfort in the fact that we'll all be dead soon.

I live for that .01% chance.

>>34691030
>WHY CAN'T THEY JUST COME UP TO YOU AND SAY "HI, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY CUTE.
Obviously it's because you aren't cute. At least we can take solace in the fact that it wasn't our fault, we were born this way.

it doesn't happen because you aren't cute or attractive in any way

just buy sex toys and live in a cave

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>>34691030
>"H-hey" *blushes* "this is really weird for me to do, but I noticed you sitting there in the corner by yourself, you looked really lonely. W-would you like to hang out with me? I'm new here, and I think we could both use a friend"

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>>34691331

y-you too

>*runs away*

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>>34691402
this

why im so autistic an ugly reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eh i met a really cute chick at the bar who was a virgin, she didnt tell me right before but her friend told me she was embarrased about it and she had a hard time telling me it.

anyway i just kept meeting her at the same bar, and since i already knew the gril she goes out partying with i just kept my cool and talked with them. Helped alot i was blown away on coke and the next time i saw her at the bar i had taken 150ug of LSD. Shit is alot easier on drugs.

This could be a keeper guys. wish me luck

>>34691491

>bar
>talking to girls
>LSD
>cocaine
>partying

You're not helping.

>>34691491
>a girl
>in a bar
>tells a drugged man
>she's a virgin
let's see what happens next!

this is a fun post
please make more

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>>34691491
hello normie

i see you posted something

you forgot this though

FUCKING USE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34691551

haha i know what you're implying here friend.

but she bled, the second time too. So im pretty fucking certain she was. and anyway if she wasnt i wouldn't be too bothered anyway. Women are whores, but im still young, so they're not impossible to encounter. and drugs doesnt make me a normal. been smoking the herbal jew before i even became a teenager.

>>34691551
>>34691530

dont know where you get the idea about partying at a cheap bar. It's mostly just old drunks and junkies having a blast. I'm the kind of guy who will end up on a bench in his 30's and be totally fucking fine with it.