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Tell him to grow his beard, but trim it.

And tell him to eat his cum after he faps.

Tell him to have more open body posture and offer to dress him in clothes you find (((sexy))). it'll work 100% desu senpai

>>34702485
If you think crossing your legs is a sign of being feminine I got bad news for you

>>34702464
>Do toerh robbits
>Do other robbits
Fugg

>>34702464

i only like driving the 60s and 70s cars on dirt rally, yes, the slower ones but i also like hillclimb

however i love my summer car, Finland/robot life simulator, ive killed many hours on there

>>34702464
is this playable with gamepad? or is a wheel necessary?

Stop the angry thoughts as they come. I had to do this when I drive, otherwise I get incredibly angry at all of the stupid shit people do. Not turning on their turn signal, going 20 below speed limit, cutting you off, etc etc. I'd get furious immediately, and had to start recognizing when that was going to happen and not saying anything verbally in the car. That eventually led to yelling loudly inside my own head, which I gradually reduced to general annoyance.

Catch the thoughts as they happen and stop them. It might not be any healthier, but you'll at least be less outwardly bitter.

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>>34702403
you post more satan

stay away from stupid people

>>34702372
You're a female, so "bad person" is just your default state.

I mean you're gonna forget about it once you get your next Chad cock so I dont know why you're pretending like you actually feel guilty about what you did

>>34702372
Why did you feel the need to? Was he being a jerk in the first place or did you just feel like trying to hurt him

>>34702395
we were fighting bc he said i was using him

They're more cuddly

they just don't really care?
they're rich?
they're intelligent?
they're creative?
they're not /fit/ autistics?

>choosing
I've had the tinniest noodle arms my entire life, I wouldn't even know where to start for increasing them

Any time I lift there's so little muscle there that the weight just loads directly to my joints and hurts like fuck for like 3 days, pretty sure I could snap my own wrist if I wanted to

Honestly dunno what to do

Not online, but I get really upset at all the domestic violence advertisement shit in my country, having to read "violence against women and girls is never acceptable. stop men's violence" everywhere is pretty messed up.

Especially knowing that most women in my life support this.

usually if i genuinely get offended on the internet (rare) thats a sign that im spending too much time on it and i just go do something else for a while

Honestly shit like that doesnt really phase me. Only people that I know can really hurt me, and it's mostly because I thought they were better than that. Used to be friends with some gal, and we were having a political argument. She started making fun of some of my history in a deliberate attempt to hurt me, and all I could think was "I thought you were more than that".

I might sound pretentious at the moment, but there really are few worse feelings than realizing someone you used to really care about is actually a pretty pathetic person.

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I know this feel.... ...even writing simple HTML makes me tired AF now, don't even think of C#.

As someone considering going back to school in his late 20's to code, this doesn't feel great to read

>>34702328
What changed for you anon? For me a year of CS at uni was enough to put me off forever.

>>34702360
My experiences aren't necessarily the norm, and I used to love it. Just have a contingency plan in case it all goes wrong.

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>>34702222
What kind of fucked up version of Baiken is that.
Also checked OP.

I don't have social media or a phone or anything sorry

>>34702222

Two Two Two Two

99% of column a, 1% of column b

>>34702410
Any proofs? I tried to be as normal as possible during the first uni weeks but still have no friends.

>>34702479
What is normal to you?
Acne may have something to do with it too, some people are just shallow anyway.

>>34702117
No, most women don't even think about it much. Some become a bit insecure doing puberty but usually get over it quite fast.

>>34702117
If you are ugly as a girl it doesn't automatically mean "game over", so why would they care?

I've never actually heard any girl talk about it. I saw some body positivity article about someone with a fucked up labia, that was it. Only on r9k is it an issue

What kind of nanny state school did you go to that finds butts offensive at 14 years old?

Its reddit tier, I know.

>Take girl out to date
>Bump G Funk rap music
>Makes me cringe that I played that type of music

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>>34702060
>japan is light purple
im confused

>>34702267
Japan doesn't use the word cartoon.

>>34702267
Hentai and cartoon are two different sections on pornhub

>>34701991
tall and white

lanklets cannot be robots

>OP is so fucking envious

Jesus, dude. Get over it and move on with your life.

>>34701991

He's good looking.

originaloooooo

What ethnicity/race are you, OP?

It's an oregano question

>>34701891
Get back at him by becoming more successful. If you try to beat him up then he'll just call the police on you and you'll just be arrested giving him the last laugh and fucking your life up.

>>34701891
It might make you feel good for 30 minutes or so but in the long run it's not going to do anything for you, you will just forget about it and still have your old issues. Focus your energy on something more productive, like lifting or something else.

>>34701873
Bed at 00:00
Wake up at 8:00

>>34701889
something I can only dream of doing

>>34701954
You can start fixing your sleep schedule by going to bed earlier and waking up earlier afterwards