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>>29709708
Why haven't done this yet?

"Can you get me something sharp, something dull, something heavy and something rusty, ma'am?" - you inquired.
"Not the creative type, eh?" - pegasus mare grinned.
"Well, I doubt that you'll give me an access to every last one tool in your disposal, plus I still have my magic. I find that it would be more rational to rely on it, instead of more specialized equipment."
"You may be surprised, but you actually have every last one tool in your disposal." - her grin became even wider - "She is useless to us, why should we care about what will happen to her? She is probably going to be executed anyway - too dangerous to put in the POW camps."
"Uh, well, good to hear." - you cracked a smile in reply.
"All right, I'll get going then. Local warden will have the required tools, if you'll ever need something more - feel free to ask him. Farewell then." - she turned around and prepared to leave.
"A question, ma'am?" - Arcane stepped forward.
"What bothers you, hmm?"
"Uh, I just wondered - how did you manage to stay hidden in the colonel's room? The security systems..."
"...will never react on the members of Her Majesty's secret service. We're the only ponies that are allowed to use certain spells without detection - well, also Her Grace and generals of course. Gotta do the counterintelligence thing somehow, you know?"
"Oh, I see. Thanks, ma'am." - Arcane muttered and pegasus mare walked deeper inside the prison wing, while you trotted back to your new housing.

"So, we have two questions up for discussion now." - announced Gust, as soon as your group entered the room, where Last Word was waiting for you - "First - if any of you - except Arcane, who is confirmed bookworm - have any plans for the remainder of the day, and second - who will sleep where?"

Your actions?

Arcane can sleep with Word You can sleep with me.

I doubt I will learn anything more useful from my book before the mission so I will go back to it when we get back. I am tempted to find some info on the prison but I fear that may draw attention.

Actually Gust I would not be surprised if they are abusing the prisoners there I may need you to give me some pointers in case we need to do the same to avoid blowing our cover.

>>29706502
Fuck meant to quote
>>29706401

>>29704042
WHAT IS THIS

I wish I had more time to finally get into D&D with my few friends that want to too

>>29704042
of course im going to draw my horse

anyone have the cover?

An example response for would look like this:

1 2x03 Lesson Zero
2 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
3 5x12 Amending Fences
4 5x18 Crusaders of the Lost Mark
5 6x08 A Hearth's Warming Tail
6 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
7 4x12 Pinkie Pride
8 2x09 Sweet and Elite
9 2x18 A Friend in Deed
10 6x26 To Where and Back Again Pt. 2
11 6x25 To Where and Back Again Pt. 1
12 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
13 1x26 The Best Night Ever
14 6x06 No Second Prances
15 6x21 Every Little Thing She Does
16 6x24 Top Bolt
17 1x14 Suited for Success
18 6x19 The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
19 2x11 Hearth's Warming Eve
20 2x02 The Return of Harmony - Part 2
21 2x01 The Return of Harmony - Part 1
22 2x26 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
23 4x26 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 2
24 4x25 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1
25 4x21 Testing Testing 1, 2, 3
26 5x26 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
27 5x25 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
28 1x08 Look Before You Sleep
29 4x14 Filli Vanilli
30 1x25 Party of One
31 5x24 The Mane Attraction
32 5x02 The Cutie Map - Part 2
33 5x01 The Cutie Map - Part 1
34 5x14 Canterlot Boutique
35 5x13 Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
36 2x14 The Last Roundup
37 5x08 The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
38 5x21 Scare Master
39 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen
40 2x05 Sisterhooves Social
41 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
42 5x16 Made in Manehattan
43 6x09 The Saddle Row Review
44 6x13 Stranger Than Fan Fiction
45 6x12 Spice Up Your Life
46 4x18 Maud Pie
47 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
48 1x09 Bridle Gossip
49 1x06 Boast Busters

>>29696869
50 4x02 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2
51 4x08 Rarity Takes Manehattan
52 4x01 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 1
53 1x10 Swarm of the Century
54 5x20 Hearthbreakers
55 1x07 Dragonshy
56 1x16 Sonic Rainboom
57 6x05 Gauntlet of Fire
58 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
59 3x05 Magic Duel
60 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure
61 5x03 Castle Sweet Castle
62 2x10 Secret of My Excess
63 6x07 Newbie Dash
64 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour
65 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down
66 4x09 Pinkie Apple Pie
67 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy
68 6x22 P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
69 5x07 Make New Friends but Keep Discord
70 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
71 1x17 Stare Master
72 6x02 The Crystalling Pt. 2
73 6x01 The Crystalling Pt. 1
74 5x15 Rarity Investigates!
75 2x25 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
76 6x16 The Times They Are a Changeling
77 6x03 The Gift of the Maud Pie
78 6x18 Buckball Season
79 3x04 One Bad Apple
80 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show
81 4x03 Castle Mane-ia
82 4x19 For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils
83 2x16 Read It and Weep
84 4x11 Three's a Crowd
85 3x02 The Crystal Empire - Part 2
86 3x01 The Crystal Empire - Part 1
87 5x05 Tanks for the Memories
88 1x13 Fall Weather Friends
89 4x06 Power Ponies
90 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy
91 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof
92 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off
93 4x04 Daring Don't
94 5x09 Slice of Life
95 6x11 Flutter Brutter
96 3x11 Just For Sidekicks
97 1x02 Friendship is Magic - Part 2
98 1x01 Friendship is Magic - Part 1

>>29696873
99 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On
100 5x11 Party Pooped
101 5x22 What About Discord?
102 2x20 It's About Time
103 4x20 Leap of Faith
104 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express
105 2x21 Dragon Quest
106 4x07 Bats!
107 6x20 Viva Las Pegasus
108 3x08 Apple Family Reunion
109 4x10 Rainbow Falls
110 3x12 Games Ponies Play
111 2x12 Family Appreciation Day
112 4x15 Twilight Time
113 2x06 The Cutie Pox
114 2x13 Baby Cakes
115 5x19 The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
116 1x03 The Ticket Master
117 4x22 Trade Ya!
118 6x04 On Your Marks
119 1x04 Applebuck Season
120 4x23 Inspiration Manifestation
121 1x21 Over a Barrel
122 4x16 It Ain't Easy Being Breezies
123 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies
124 5x04 Bloom & Gloom
125 1x18 The Show Stoppers
126 4x05 Flight to the Finish
127 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day
128 5x06 Appleoosa's Most Wanted
129 1x12 Call of the Cutie
130 5x23 The Hooffields and McColts
131 4x24 Equestria Games
132 6x23 Where the Apple Lies
133 6x17 Dungeons & Discords
134 4x17 Somepony to Watch Over Me
135 6x15 28 Pranks Later
136 6x14 The Cart Before the Ponies
137 5x17 Brotherhooves Social
138 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well
139 4x13 Simple Ways
140 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well
141 Mx01 Rainbow Rocks
142 6x10 Applejack's "Day" Off
143 Mx02 Friendship Games
144 5x10 Princess Spike
145 Mx03 Legend of Everfree
146 Mx00 Equestria Girls
147 3x09 Spike at Your Service

2) 25 M
3) 9/20/11
4) 8
5) 8

Keep posting fimfic review bro, I love your format and humor.

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>This story is not to evoke an emotional response

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I'm guessing half a million plus words of complete shit. Yes displaced is still a damned thing

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Render for a keyboard I'm building

Has it really been that long since the last one?
Man, time flies these days

>>29691688

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look at this adorable crystal filly

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>>29676960
This doesn't fit with my headcanon of Celly and Luna being closer together in terms of age, but it's cute anyway.

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>>29676970
Crystal fillies are cute! Cute!

>>29669697
Go away you stupid blue mop

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Shy snek is not sure if want...

This is kinda gay.

>>29664263
you used my picture, cool

Is it wrong that I think it's gayer to kiss a stallion than to suck his dick?

Last thread: >>29575113

>>29651197
first post best post, jk

>Sighing to yourself, you hop in car and prepare your smoke materials.
>You roll a filter and place it in the end of the skin.
>Picking a bag, you take a whiff before carefully placing buds in the grinder.
>A few twists and turns and it's ready.
>Happy with the grind, you pour it onto the skin and place the grinder back in your tin.
>A quick lick of your fingertips and you're ready to roll.
>Carefully picking it up, you roll it between your fingers, spreading it out evenly.
>You lick the gummy and finish the roll, perfect as always.
>You grab your lighter and spark it up, deeply inhaling.
>Now that your blunt is rolled, what the hell are you going to do about Filthy?
>He's not letting up with this "business deal" of his, and now he's involving Sombra and his goons too.
>Not to mention they said that Sombra will be seeing you soon, which is just perfect.
>You seriously need to sort some sort of defence out.
>You do have a half decent security system, but you can't just hide in your house everyday.
>Taking a few more deep tokes, you hold it in for a few moments before blowing it back out.
>You could invest in a couple of guns, although you do have a handgun at home.
>Taking another toke, a thought suddenly hits.
>Rusty said something about Filthy and dirty dealings.
>Maybe he's working with Sombra, laundering money or something.
>And with all kinds of shady business, there's always a trail to follow.
>Or a few computer's or phones to hack, whichever.
>You toke some more, feeling the substance flow to your head.
>You should get more of this strain, definitely.
>Breathing out slowly, you blink as someone taps on the car window.
>It's Twilight, probably wanting to ask more questions about some little detail or something.
>Checking everything's in place and put away, you step out the car and lock it behind you.

>>29651287

"what's up Twiggles? Enjoying yourself? Have you been chatting everyone's ear's off about every litt-"
>"Anonymous. Rusty told me to find you, you need to fix one of the bots; The engine's broke and you're the best and the fastest here."
>Twilight scrunches her nose and adjusts her glasses.
>It's always when you're having a smoke you get asked to fix something or other.
>Might as well get it over with.
"Alright, let's go then," You grumble.
>Taking a few tokes, you walk with Twilight to the workshop, eager to get things fixed and ready to roll out.
>Twilight takes a side glance at you before speaking up.
>"So Anon, I know you're not the most sociable person, but I was wondering if I could-"
"Help out here? Hover over me while I work, that sort of thing?"
>"Umm, maybe?"
>She gives a cheesy grin and looks away.
>Normally you would instantly say no, fuck having more people interfering with your business.
>But you have been getting busier, with the popularity of the Robot Wars rising, you're going to need a few more hands to help even the workload.
>It might as well be someone who's at least interested and has some technical know-how.
"Maybe, I'll have to think on it though. Rusty and I could do with an extra pair of hands every now and then."
>"Really? I would love to help you out and-"
"Yeah yeah I get it. So which bot needs fixing up?"
>Twilight flips through her little notebook and skims through a page.
>"Roadblock, I believe the battery sorted out so they need a replacement and a little fix up."
>A battery change?
>Doesn't seem to hard, assuming you can find a replacement.
"Nice one If you want to help you can do, but don't pester me with questions, okay?"
>"Okay? I can ask a few questions though right?"
>You give a deadpan, before rolling your eyes.
"I suppose, maximum of five though."
>Twilight froms a little before smiling again.
>"Okay, deal."
>You chuckle to yourself and enter the workshop.

I know its a small update but better than nothing I guess

>>29640579
how nice it would be, to sit next to her there, and enjoy the moment

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http://pastebin.com/u/ABCMC16

Also I'm totally dumb and forgot to include
Boundless
http://pastebin.com/u/BoundlessAnon

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Chrysalis guy from last thread.
I have a continuation for the green I started, quite a lot actually. And while it still involves rape it sorta becomes more of an AiE green. Should I post the updates here or there? Or should I just fuck off?

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>>29611854
I beleive you can do it. Drop the rapey bits here and paste the parts without rape elsewhere. If it's good all the same, I'm sure you'll maintain a fellowship.

>>29611854
You finish what you started and get criticized on it!
If there's rape involved in some form, we want it!

But seriously, you go ahead and do what you like. We'd love to see it.

>zajice
>writefag

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>>29609390
You'll have to be more specific, they're all cum guzzlers.

>>29609405
The one in the threads about Twilight being addicted to cum, obviously

>>29771550
Someone other than a random person from the streets of Vancouver.

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>>29771550
I want Bo Burnham to do a song.

>>29771550
What do you think the chances are of Jesus doing a guest voice during his second coming?