Apple Bloom thread

>>29640579
how nice it would be, to sit next to her there, and enjoy the moment

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who?

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>>29640723
The Best Filly, of course!
Why, you haven't been introduced yet?
Well, it's about time, then. You wouldn't want to miss out on this pretty pon any longer!

>>29640579
she looks sad.. but she also looks ready for a kancho
>>29640698
blesshu. i sometimes feel weird about posting it myself

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>>29640698

What a lovely pony

Apple Bloom's big tail is cute.

Very cute! I love her tail.

>>29642122
it's funny that we dont see any tiny-tailed fillies when that's usually how that works.. i think small perky ones are cute

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>>29640562
>More love for Bloom
*unzips dick*

I want to kiss Apple Bloom on her mouth and snout and all sorts of other places

There's been a nice amount of Bloom interaction with each of her family members, but I could always enjoy more. Seeing her getting along with her family makes me feel happy

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>>29640698
Read through this a while ago - didn't think I would like it, but it surprised me.

>>29643385
I think it helps that there was a lot of audience participation in terms of suggesting activities, as if we took the role of the 'what should we do on vacation' ideabrain

>>29643767
Sure was always super nice to have a fantasy of mine in there. That heartbeat nap still makes me smile

>>29640622
What you don't see is the sheer number of apple fritters she ate before hand and now she's laying there, half dead, throwing up into the water.

>>29644266
i would merry christmas applebloom

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I want to sniff Apple Bloom's butthole.

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>>29644333

>>29644542
I'd like to lick it a lot and bring her to orgasm

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>>29644542
>>29644564
>Y'all know ah have a vagina, right?

I love Apple Bloom's vagina!

>>29646254
me too. I want to look at it and shout at it.

Would you spend hours rubbing her appleseed if she needed it?

>>29646760
Absolutely, I'd love to. As much as she needs, to satisfy her

>>29640562
Why do you guys like her?

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>>29646851
>cute appearance
>cute accent
>filly
>great personality
Are you saying you don't like her?

>>29646841
even if you started getting tired?
>>29646851
so much loving happy energy

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>>29646760
Don't forget she was originally supposed to be called Apple Seed because they knew we'd want to fill her with our seed

>>29646870
>filly

What do you mean by this?

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>>29646890
Her age is on the clock so she's ready to be my cocksock.

>>29646870
To be fair she had characterizations for until both Brotherhood social and On your marks.

>>29646916
are you sure you don't want her EQG counterpart?

>>29646881
aw that's a good name
note to self: make babby with apple bloom, name it apple seed. works for boys or girls.

>>29646936
also good. though rarely drawn in cute farmgirl clothes as she should be.

>>29646945
Why AB and not SB or Scoot?

>>29646851
She is very pretty and cute. Visually, no other pony makes me feel warmer and happier, to look at. She has the Apple family-oriented appeal, a very understanding and good heart to adore and protect, and the way she cares so much for her friends and family and worries so often about losing them makes for good waifu potential.

A lot of it is that I love her because I do. Also, I think she deserves to be loved, so I do it.

>>29646875
I'd do my best, and try to pace myself. If it comes down to it, she can grind herself on me if she likes

>>29646968
>love her because I do

Do you love her or are you in love with her?

>>29646965
The other two's personalities and looks are a bit weaker.
O P I N I O N
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>>29646965
all three is best. but the others require a little modification to be perfect
scoots' hair is a bit too stickuppy in front and needs to be more messy and wild, and sweetie is pure sex but she just doesnt have a personality. that's why sweetie gets the most sexy fanart but scoots and AB get the most greentext

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>>29646976
I'm definitely in love with Apple Bloom

>>29647000
>>29647002

So you would literally fuck the CMCS?

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>>29647012
Who the fuck wouldn't?

>>29647012
not until we're married...

>>29647012
>plural
Apple Bloom's the only pony I masturbate to - yeah, I'd do her.

>>29647040
this too

>>29647018
It took me until the episode where Big Mac express his feelings when I spank AB arse

But her eqg counterpart however I wanted to touch her arse when she was laying on the ground.

It took until On your marks when scoots was on her scoot to consider spanking that arse.

>>29645992
Yes, but you don't fart from there.

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I thoroughly enjoy this.

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>>29647712
Bloomy looks good in a swimsuit!

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>>29647712
>"Mah human self sure has gained a lotta weight."

rub/tickle the Bloom belly

I wonder if her voice will change even more. It's only been getting better and better.

I adored her voice so much in Where the Apple Lies, that I hope it stays like that for a while. but if she ages-up, it'll likely change again.

>>29640562
Imalou? Fuck this cunt who think they're better than everyone.

I want to lick her feet

I'd like to stroke her penis

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>>29651847
>"Y'know ah'm a filly, right?"

>>29648519
In all the right places...

>>29651783
yeah i'm with you there my brovine

>>29640562

hey sorry for the wait, I had a very important concert in a town 10 hours away and I only just got back. Bloom in the next 2 hours.

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> Her eyes meet yours, and she freezes, surprise coloring her face.
>She blinks a moment, not entirely sure that you’re really sitting there.
>It seems odd, since this isn’t exactly a shocking moment.
>At the same time, you recall those occasional moment when you see her and find yourself awed by the simple fact that you’re on the farm with her, without anything threatening to take you away, that somebody so beautiful
> -so beautiful!-
> is within reach;
>is she having one of those moments?
>The moment hangs, suspended in time, as your eyes hold onto each other, as if it were the first time you’d locked gazes.
>Then, as soon as it began, it shatters;
> her eyes crinkle as a massive smile spreads itself across her cheeks.
>Her teeth part, and you can see that moment where she breathes in quickly, the moment before she takes off on some sprint.
>She thrusts her body forward, her thin, lanky legs sweeping forward to catch the sudden spike in momentum.
>Her chest is tilted down, as if she were leaning down, the next few steps giving her the momentum to leap forward.
>For a moment you’re afraid:
> she’s gonna hit the back of the hanging bench.
>But in a flash, she presses a foot down by the side, grabs the left chain that supports it with both hands and launches herself, swinging on the chain.
>Rooted by the vertical chain, she spins around, Tarzan-style, and lands directly on your lap.
>Her feet are on either side of you, with her knees tucked up against her chest and yours by the momentum.
>Both hands grab the back of the bench, and together with her feet, allow the force to pass into the bench directly, rather than slam into your and crush your ribs.
>Her knees do press into you, but with a surprising softness.
>Catching your breath, it strikes you that she’s placed her head on her knees, with her face not more than two inches from yours.

>>29652668

>While you’re still bewildered by the sudden presence of the girl so close to you and the unexpected absence of a crushed chest, she leans in and steals a quick kiss from you, leaving you breathless once more.
>Taking more than a little joy in your stopped heart, she giggles and whispers:

> “Hi.”
>This serves to break you out of your stupor, and you trade your dumbfounded expression for a smile to match hers:

“Hey.”
>Suddenly, you start laughing to yourself, a light feeling in your chest spreading outwards in a tingling giddiness that can’t be denied.
>You lean forward, pressing your forward into hers.
>She follows suit, beaming as she watches your lighthearted chuckle.

> “What?”
> she asks through her smile, elated by the sight and sound of you, but not fully understanding why.
>To tell the truth, you don’t really get it either;
> the same way you find yourself occasionally awestruck by her, sometimes you feel so happy you find yourself laughing softly out of pure happiness.
>So instead of answering her, you move the bottom half of your face forward to kiss her.
>It’s a struggle, keeping your lips on hers without a toothy grin making them recede and you can tell she’s having the same problem.
>Finally, you get your mouth under control and kiss her for real.
>Your tongue begs entry, and she graciously accepts, offering her own in eager exploration of your mouth.
>You lean forward grasp her back, pulling her into you.
>You need to be closer, closer:
> even her knees and arms wrapped around you can’t sate the sudden hunger for her.

> The kiss goes on for longer than you can say, ending only by Apple Bloom’s sudden leaning back.
>She presses her forehead into yours, her eyes closed over her gentle smile.

> “I love you, Anon.”

“I love you too, Apple Bloom.”

>>29652292
>apologizing
you will take your free sandwich containing the juicy meat of your choice and you will like it

woo, excellent update

Yeah, she can really have that effect. Even just thinking about Apple Bloom and loving her, I can feel so giddy

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I want Apple Bloom to straddle me.

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>>29652673

>>29651855
I know you're a RPfag.

>>29653725
Me too! I really like that pic, too.

>>29653725
if she's gonna be that small though she needs to be proportioned properly.. her head can't be smaller than my hand like that or it's weird

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head-pats

>>29655239
what about cheek nuzzles?

>>29655686
oh definitely

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There's no place that I'd rather be
Than travelin' with my family
Friends all around come to join and see
As we sing out across the land

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>>29655675
Is that the one comic where she gets caught singing naked?

>>29657050
say what? I need to see that.

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>>29657050
yeah, but that's as nude as she gets, unless you saw an edit.

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>>29657379
>4th panel
Zestfully clean!

>>29657505
would you help wash a bloom?

>>29657531
Like if she fell out of an apple tree and her arms had to be in casts for a week? So you had to take care of all her needs?

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I'd rather just service and clean her like that because it's fun, and intimate, and stuff

>>29657518
How old is she now?

>>29657917
Bath time is good time

>>29658034
she's got boobs. she's old enough

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>>29658242

>>29659452
insert cliche joke about pussy on a pole etc

I'd like to use my mouth on her ponut and my hand on her genitals to satisfy needs, then cuddle to sleep.

It sounds nice.

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>>29659509

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>>29659514
no

>>29652673

> She moves her left leg over to where her right lies, and sits sideways on your lap.
>She twists her torso ever so slightly to the right, and you respond by shifting yourself a little to the right, allowing the two of you to face each other without much discomfort.
>Simultaneously, both your arms and hers pull you closer to each other, tightly hugging under the bright blue sky.
>Your head sits perched on her left shoulder, her head following suit.
>It’s a comfortable feeling, that light weight of her chin on your shoulder, that soft tickle of her hair against your left ear, and the shape of her pressing into your body.
>Your passion on standby, you close your eyes and just breathe, taking in the intimate comfort of the perfect girl so close to you.
>Apple Bloom releases a deep sigh, revealing a similar feeling in her.
>Her hands are lightly perched on your back, balanced between it and the wooden bench behind it.
>Every so often her fingers move slightly, somewhere between a small stroke and a twitch:
> the minute reminder of her hands’ presence on you is enough to warrant a small smile from you.

> It’s difficult to put how you’ve missed her into words.
>Only now does it become apparent; if you hadn’t seen her, you might not have even noticed.
>After all, it was a pretty fulfilling day, and, more importantly, you knew that she was waiting at the end of it:
> both of these things had done a pretty good job of making you feel satisfied.
>And you were.
>But the sudden, unexpected presence had opened up something new.

>>29659772

>In truth, the occupation of today had prevented you from noticing the absence of this girl at your side, due to the heavily involved chores devouring all the attention you could come up with.
>It almost would have seemed as if you didn’t miss her at all, were it not for that indescribable rush of peace and contentment that blew through you like wind through an open house.
>At the moment you’d seen her, and everything that followed, it was as if you’d released a held breath;
> it was like sitting down after a long day and being suddenly overwhelmed by all the weariness you hadn’t permitted yourself to feel while there was still work to be done.
>This unseen hole, only noticed by it’s being filled, was something you’d noticed many times, but never while it persisted.
>The joy of today masked every moment of that slight emptiness, so that there was only relief and no pain.
>This sudden clarity of your unstoppered heart draws out a sigh from your deepest part, following by a heavy intake of air.
>That mysterious, sweet scent of her hair fills your head, the light feeling drawing another soft laugh as you hold her tightly.
>Gosh, you’re glad you have her.
>Moments later, after the wave of tender love subsides, Apple Bloom pulls back, her face not moving more than half a foot from your own.
>Her visage, wreathed in the golden light, shines even brighter with her radiant teeth uncovered.
>Her lips drawn up in unadulterated happiness, her voice carries sweet, excited tones to your ears:

> “Hey, wanna know what Ah did today?”

>>29659775

>You do!
>Unable to resist the blooming excitement inside you, you nod fervently, and grant her an attentive gaze.
>Her rosy cheeks light up and her smile grows even larger, and immediately she dives right in.
>A report of the day streams out of her perfect mouth, a tide of stories rushing over you.

> “So there Ah was, goin’ out to feed the pigs and cows an’ all, like Ah always do around ten, and you could just feel something goin’ on.
>”Ya know when there’s just a feeling you get, an’ you just know that something’s gonna happen?”
>You nod, familiar with inexplicable feelings of foreboding.
> “Well, something like that happens, but Ah ignore it, being pretty busy and fixed on the chores.
>”Ah get out there, an’ Snowball’s giving me this hairy eyeball from the other end of the pen.
>”He ain’t lined up with the other pigs near the gate, either, he’s just lookin’ right at me from the opposite side.
>”An’ then, when Ah open the gate, still lookin’ at him, the new one…
>” uh, what’d you name him again?”

“Napoleon.”
>The new one was a bit of a fighter, and having just heard a little about the old French emperor, you figured it’d be a good name for the proud little pig.

> “Yeah, that one.
>”Well, he darts right out of the pen!
>”The rest of the pigs-
>”no, all the animals are just staring right at him!
>”Ah swear, it was the weirdest thing!
>”Ah’m just standing there slack jawed with the rest of em before Ah realize he’s heading straight for the house!

>>29659779
hehe, good reference
oh wait.. is that not..?
either way lovin this.

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This feels so sweetly nostalgic. Just as described, I didn't know just how much I missed this.

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>>29659779
Another cool update, I'm really loving it so far!
I never followed the Love is in Bloom threads, but I've picked up the story later, and I like your stories a lot.
I'll be excitedly looking forward to more, for sure!

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Applebloom is a nice pony

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a very sweet and good pony

>>29661461
>scoots holding SB's hoof
lewd

Not too much longer. Nervous about season 7. I hope it's nice to her

>>29663261
>I CAN BE THE QUIETEST HORSE
>I CAN TYPE THE QUIETEST MORSE

>>29660983
i want to kiss her on the snout

>>29663980
Yes. Then, after she reacts with a cute smile, she gives your nose a quick smooch, too.

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>>29660577

>>29664554
>well hiya, feller. this here's mah room. ah've got lotsa comics and some neat sculptures ah whittled outta wood. wanna see?

>>29659779

>”So Ah slam that pen door shut, before any of the rest can get any funny ideas, and bolt towards him.
>”Course, there’s no way Ah’m catching up with the head start he gets, and today of all days, I left the door a bit ajar.
>” He sticks his snout in that little crevice
>” -Ah got no clue pigs were that smart-
>” and just runs right in!
>”The little guy’s sprinting fast as he can through the house, and just as Ah’m about to catch up to him, he smashes clean into a door that Big Mac opens up.”
>At this point, she starts giggling like there’s no tomorrow.
> “You should have
> *snicker*
> “seen his face!
>”See, he’s trying come through the door and it doesn’t get halfway open before Napoleon slams it back shut on him.
>”Ah swear, when Big Mac tries again, he’s got the same dazed expression as the pig:
>” he’s just got no clue what’s goin’ on!
>”He sees Napoleon on his haunches, head rollin’ around in circles, and just stares open-mouthed for a minute”
>At this you join her in laughter, well able to imagine the absolute confusion on her older brother’s face at the sight of the unconventional door-stopper.
>After a moment she collects herself, and finishes the tale:
> “So he helps me goad the pig back into the pen, telling me the whole time about how Ah oughta be more careful”
> -she folds her arms and harrumphs at this-
> “and Ah just dump the food in from the outside.
>”Reckon’ Ah’ll be doing that from now on, instead of going on in.”

>>29665309

“So where there, like, pig tracks all over the house?”

> “Were there ever!”
>Then she gives you a secretive smile.
> “So here’s what Ah do.
>”You know how Ah’m s’posed to the clean the floor tomorrow, right?”

“Right.”
>You nod your head, following her movements.

> “Well, Ah clean the whole thing today instead, and tell AJ that I thought it needed doing today, and that Ah’ll just do another one of today’s chores tomorrow.
>”So instead of having a ton more work to do today, Ah get the same amount done, and AJ’s none the wiser!”
>It isn’t a bad plan.
>All the chores the farm needs usually last until four or five, and considering how early you start, that’s pretty late in the day:
> going beyond that, while occasionally necessary, is avoided at all costs.
>Not to mention, you get that she’d wanna keep this little mishap from her older sister.
>AJ, pretty much the leader of the farm by now, could get a little stressed out from time to time, and she definitely didn’t need anything to worsen that, especially if it was a problem that had already been fixed.

> You smile and nod, supportive of her plan.
>Before you can get another question in, she asks you:

> “So what’d you do today?”
>You?
>Uh…
>The workday seems so far behind you that you can barely remember it:
> it’s like it was an entirely different day.
>Looking down and to the right, you struggle to remember.

“Uh, I… finished painting the barn with Big Mac, fixed the trailer, and dug the post holes around the new quarter. Should be ready to start planting them tomorrow.”

>>29665318

>Wow, was that all?
>All three tasks took an enormous amount of effort, but the list still doesn’t seem to match.
>Apple Bloom, however, disagrees.

> “Wow, you really got all that done?”
“Well, I had a bit of help; you know, from your brother.”
>She chuckles softly before moving her grin an inch closer.
“Ya know, he’s pretty much your brother too.”
>With that, she kisses your nose and moves back.
>A question forms in your mind:
> you see him as such, but you can’t exactly figure out if that’s cause the family’s welcomed you with such open arms, or if it’s more that he’s your brother-in-law.
>The first seems more likely.
>Er, more safe to assume, anyway. But there’s just something about that second possibility that you can’t ignore.
>After all, you’d had friends who girlfriends’ families took them in the same way, so it wasn’t really too ridiculous.
>And like them, you felt plenty of brotherly affection towards Big Mac and Applejack and filial affection towards Granny Smith, but not a trace of that extended to Apple Bloom.
>No, that was something of a completely different sort.
>And while you were pretty sure Applejack knew and approved, you didn’t quite know where Big Mac and Granny Smith were on it.
>Big Mac treated you moving into the family the same way he treated most everything:
> as if it had always been like that, and anything beyond that wasn’t necessary to consider.
>Granny Smith was, beyond her love for the farm, traditions, and family, was a complete enigma, and none of these passions were specific enough to serve as a determinant of her possible views.
>Of course, this wasn’t a subject you planned on bringing up anytime soon, so you were kinda left confused on this part.

>>29665309
>am i supposed to cook this piyig?

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>>29665370

Cute morning with bacon and AB coming soon

>>29665318
it is always nice when a mess happens on something you were about to clean anyway
>>29665325
I love how appreciative she is.
>>29665387
oh hell yes, you are great. you did get the reference, right? king of the hill? that one time?

>>29658034
17

apple bloom's britches

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>>29665759
apple bloom's panties

>>29666377
Smooch the Bloomy panties

>>29667070
I'll always love this one

>>29667444
horses sitting like cats is too adorbles

>>29668233
>ah got mah butt pictcher

>>29668704
I would drink cider with apple bloom
and then "Accidentally" tug on her shirt-tie

>>29668713
>i drink a moonshine drink
>i drink a cider drink
>when Abbles flashes me
>I see her nips are pink

>>29669452
why yes, I WOULD skinny dip in amaretto with apple bloom

wait, captchas are actually working as intended now?

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This was a cute episode. All of her episodes are cute. People who don't remember them as cute should go back and watch them again, until they realize they're cute.

>>29670080
>that clumsy

>>29670080
>that clumsy attempt at dodging nonexistent legal problems by not saying 'hula hoop', something TV shows have been saying for decades
>that confusing posting glitch where I can't type while the captcha is loading or it'll post halfway through my sentence

>>29670097
The way she says "at least that's what I've always called it!" makes it super cute.

>>29670080
man, block out the middle and that is.. a hell of a little animation

>>29665325

> Hmm.
>Setting your elbow on your knee and your palm on your chin, you ready yourself for a good, long think.
>Your fingers curl, pressing against your lips, and your eyes rest on the line of trees holding back the darkening amber juggernaut that rests upon them.
>Just as the question draws your attention elsewhere, your eyes glazing over, a movement in front of you snaps you out of it.
>Apple Bloom’s tilted her head to the side, her eyes studying you.
>In fact, ever since you’d first begun considering your position in the context of her family, she’d leaned back a bit to watch you, tantalized by the evident rush of unseen thoughts hiding behind your eyes.
>But at the evidence of a longer episode, the movement of your arm and the furrowing of your brow, she decided she’d rather have you back on earth with her.

> “Whatcha thinking about?”
>Her voice finishes the job her head-tilt had started, pulling you fully out of the intellectual stupor you’d fallen into.
>You blink twice, your eyes needing a minute to focus on her face, and the slow curve of her lip.
>Realization of your move hits you:
> there was a Bloom in your lap, and somehow, you’d let your mind wander from this marvelous girl.
>A brief, slightly condescending shake of your head clears away the superfluous thoughts.
>Who cares about that now?
>Smiling at your Apple Bloom, you tell her softly:

“Nothin’ important.”
>She, unlike you, is less willing to let go of the subject.
>A question is visible in her eyes and opening mouth, but never sees the light of day;
> her intention is dashed, replaced quickly by another focusing on a loud cry:

> “Apple Bloom!”

>>29671524

>A pair of ancient pipes, still strong through the ages, calls for a response.

> “Yes, Granny?”
>The faint twinge of disappointment at her failed inquest doesn’t enter her tone.

> “C’mon in, we got dinner ta make!”
>The excitement in her voice is unmistakable, the old lady’s passion for cooking creating blossoming anticipation in both listeners.
>However, your excitement is geared more towards whatever concoction is in the making;
> your dear’s is a combination of such and getting to cook alongside a master.
>Apple Bloom leaps up, leaving a notable lack of weight on your lap.
>You let your legs rest, allowing Apple Bloom to pursue her own kitchen-centered destiny.
>However, the journey’s lonesomeness is rejected, and seconds later you find your hand being tugged.

> “Why don’t ya help us out, Anon?”
>The innocent question doesn’t deceive you: you’re powerless to say no to Apple Bloom, and she knows it.
>You pull back on her hand, needing the help to verticalize your half-asleep legs.
>A deep sound, halfway between a grunt and a sigh, accompanies your ascent.
>Upon reaching maximum height, you roll your shoulders back and look down at your red-haired love.
>That moment of perfect peace had made you drowsy, and you had to fight to remind yourself that you still had quite a few more hours of day left.
>If you weren’t on for kitchen duty, you might take a thirty minute nap…
>Ah, but you couldn’t deny Apple Bloom.
>The thought leaves your mind before any longing can gather.
>A quick yank sends you lurching towards the door, the girl in front of you seemingly incapable of moving at normal speeds.

>>29671529

>The jolt helps put you on your toes, so by the time you’ve finished the mad dash into the kitchen, the sleepiness has slightly subsided.
>Granny, looking identical to the elder you met a year ago, is leaned against the counter with a cross-generational eagerness in her smile.

> “Ready to get cookin’, Apple Bloom?”
>She focuses on her granddaughter first, then sends a slightly confused look your way.
> “And Anon?”

“Yeah, finished the chores a bit early today, and it was too late to start any of tomorrow’s.”
>Her head cocks at the last word, but she doesn’t say anything to that.
>Instead, she treats you with a surprising reprieve:

> “Well, Ah appreciate you offering to help, but this one’s a two-person job.
>”But don’t you worry, Ah’ll let you help out with the dishes later.”
>Like a recent ex, the thought of your nap creeps back into your head without any warning, and soon occupies the forefront of your thoughts.
>Of course, there’s the small disappointment that you won’t be able to spend this time with Apple Bloom, along with the slight hope that she’ll help you out later.
>Not that you want more work for her…
>Ah!
>You can’t sort through the conflicting wishes right now, you’ve got a bed that needs you badly.
>You pat Apple Bloom on the head:

“Sorry I can’t help you out. Raincheck, though?”
>You give her a soft smile, and she responds with an explosive crescent of pearly whites:

> “You can count on it!”
>You chuckle, then head out of the kitchen, away from the rapidly chattering voices of the two eager ladies.

>>29671534

>Ascending the stairs, you recall Granny’s masterful ability, but wonder about Apple Bloom’s.
>Honestly, you’re not sure you’ve had enough of her cooking to know:
> usually AJ and Granny took care of that.
>You shrug:
> if Granny’s directing, then you know it’s gonna be a masterpiece.
>The door to your bedroom greets you, and you happily pat it once, making it sweep open in welcome.
>And there, an object that has only swelled in importance since you first thought of it downstairs, is your bed.
>Immediately you hobble over to it and fall down, relaxing into the pillowy folds.
>Ah, this is perfect.
>Suddenly you’re reminded of a song, so you fish your phone out of your pocket and hook it up to the speakers near your bed.
>Setting it to your chill-out playlist, a soft melody begins filling your ears, and your relaxation is made as perfect as it can be without a certain Apple lying beside you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE49hTcFlr4
>Still, it’s more than enough to lull you off to sleep.

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Very nice. This reminds me about the pillow gift near the end of the main story. I assume that's around, near the bed. Would be a sweet callback.

>>29671536
coziness incarnate
or at least.. inliterate

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I want her

>>29674311
bathtime for bloom!
>>29673583
we allll want her

I wonder if we'll see fillyscout CMC again. It'd be pretty strange, to suddenly have them be scouts, out of nowhere, for the plot of one episode, then leave it behind. Not that I'd mind, really.

I'm excited to hear more of this pony's sweet voice soon

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kiss her, she really needs a smooch immediately

>>29677422
oh fuck, i imagine bloom smooch-urges come on suddenly and strongly.
I would give her permission to come grab a kiss even if I'm busy or trying to sleep

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>>29640698
>http://pastebin.com/P7m2cfXX
Those were good threads

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>>29652668
>See's green
>See's name
Hello again Stayed-G
Glad to see your stuff again man A little bit of homo

>>29671536
>You are now Apple Bloom.

>Right now, you’re working on Anon’s favorite meal:
> lettuce wraps.
>When Granny agreed to let you make this for Anon, you were absolutely elated, even if you weren’t able to work with him.
>You’d been wanting to do something special for him for a few days now:
> in fact, you tried making a habit of doing something every week.
>Sometimes it was just getting a cookie at the store, the kind he liked best, or a flower you thought looked pretty, and other times it was bigger, like helping clean his room or taking on an extra chore that would otherwise go to him.
>Sure, it wasn’t much, but…
> well, it was something you liked doing.
>That little glow in his eyes when he saw the gift, or heard a shorter list of chores was something you treasured.
>And in foresight of that look, you beamed at your grandmother, readier and more eager than before.

“Whaddya need me to do?”
>She notices your eagerness, and clasps her hands together.

> “First off, wash your hands.
>”Then, can you start washin’ the lettuce?
>”Ah’ll get on the lamb and mushrooms, since they’re mostly done, and have you prepare the rest.”
>Ok, that seems manageable.
>You’ve tried to keep it from Anon, but you’re actually a pretty terrible cook.
>Maybe it’s the overcomplicated recipes you use, or your passion for experimentation, but somehow everything you cook ends up being bad.
>Well, not bad so much as monstrous.
>There’s been some crazy concoctions that’ve escaped your oven, warranting a particular kind of admiration just for being so inexplicably bad and indistinguishable.

>>29678266

>However, this is usually solved by cooking alongside someone else.
>When Anon first got here, you offered to cook the family’s meals a few times a week; that didn’t last more than that initial week.
>Ever since then, you settled for aiding another family member, usually Granny Smith, with dinner.
>Hopefully you’d get good enough to make something on your own, and get Anon to forgot those first few experiments.
>You hop on over to the counter where the bag of lettuce is laid out, and pull it out of the bag.
>At the faucet, you wash your hands quickly, then dig into the lettuce.
>In no time at all, you’ve ripped off a number of leaves and rinsed them all, putting the excess back into the bag for later.

“Alright, what next?”
>Granny finishes dumping the prepared meat into the sizzling pan, then turns to you.
>She briefly checks the lettuce, justifiably so, then nods.

> “So, the next thing we need is a container of soy sauce and some hot mustard.
>” I think the bottle of soy sauce is in the side door, and the mustard powder’s in the spice drawer.”
>You already know this, but again, you can understand her being pretty hands-on with you.
>You wonder if Anon would be the same way?
>Hiding a sudden blush, you make your way over to the fridge and liberate the soy sauce.
>There’s these little glass containers, just big enough to have enough for the whole family, that you often put sauces and condiments in when you’re going for something fancier than regular bottles.

>>29678274

>For the mustard, much less is needed, so you just dump some powder into a mildly deep saucer and add a little water.
>The key is to get it thick enough to stick to the lettuce leaves, but thin enough so it doesn’t turn the inside of your mouth and nose into a flaming spice inferno.
>You dip the edge of your pinkie into the mixture then bring it to your mouth.

“AH! Ooh!”
>You cry out and leap up in quick succession.
>Ok, that’s a bit too thick!
>Adding a little more water, you try it out again.
>Meh.
>Too watery.
>More powder goes in, and you think you’ve finally got it.
>Just then, a head pops in the kitchen doorway:

> “Hey Granny, Apple Bloom.
>”Anything Ah can do to help?”
>You turn at the sound of your sister’s voice, smiling proudly at her.
>This dinner’s going well, and it’s all
>- er, mostly-
> thanks to you.

“Hi, sis!”

> “Hello Applejack.
>” Can Ah get you to set the table with Apple Bloom?
>” We ought to be ready in just a moment.”
>She carries a small spoon over to the pan of meat, and scoops out a bit.
> “Little longer, Ah think…”
> she says to herself.
“No problem!”
>She grabs five plates and brings them out to the table along with you and your two dressings.

> “So, lettuce wraps, huh? Any special occasion?”
>What?
>Does she know that you pestered Granny for days about this?
>Did she know about your tradition of a weekly gift to Anon?
>A slow blush crawls over your cheeks, and you put your baggage on the table a bit too quickly, almost spilling the mustard.

“Uh… No, no reason!”
>You scoot into the kitchen quickly, catching a brief glimpse of AJ’s smirk in spite of your attempt to avoid eye contact.

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>>29678136

It's good to be back
And don't worry: we were all a little bit homo in those threads.

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My AU, little Apple has weird sexual obsession with oc

>>29678076
Silly bloomers, the peel doesn't taste like anything
i wonder if apples make horse gums itchy like ours

>>29678104
that voluminous red hair is so cozy
>>29678266
lettuce wraps? really? I mean I've known some bib lettuce to have some pretty good flavor, but...
holy shit it's sweet how she thinks about him so much
>lamb and mushrooms
shit, is that what goes into a lettuce wrap? I've been missing out. I assumed it was just full of sprouts or oak leaves or raw chickpeas or something
oh hey good continuity on her being a bad cook
>>29678422
fun times. what kind of OC?

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She'll get there

>>29679052
>please take this off mah head, Anon. The pah plate's incred'bly hot.

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>>29675035
>>29679052

>>29679071
But you're hot too, Bloom

>>29680653
shucks

Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloomy baby Bloom.

Apple, Apple, Apple Bloom!

who has that picture of applejack singing the who's a silly pony song but with applebloom instead

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>>29684964
yes

>>29684992
cute as fuck

>>29678283

>Together, the two of you finish setting the table with glasses and silverware right as Granny Smith dumps the meat into a larger dish, then brings it out.
>As she sets it down, the table seems to sparkle.
>Without thinking, you say:

“He’s gonna love this.”
>AJ and Granny Smith both nod, sending you into a furious blush at the realization that you spoke aloud.

> “You really like him, don’tcha?”
>Granny asks, a certain gentleness in her tone.
>AJ looks attentively at her, and then you.
>Stuttering a bit, you respond:

“Uh, yeah. Of course. We all do.”
>Granny just smiles mysteriously and nods.

> “We really do.”
>You feel her arm around your shoulder, her gaze like two little lights shining on you.
> “Now, how about you go bring him down here?”
>That sounds good to you.
>Before you do rush upstairs, you hug your grandma tightly, pressing your face into her side.
>She places her arms around you too, offering a quick little squeeze before letting you go.
>Immediately, you fly up to Anon’s room, then stop short.
>You knock softly, then gently open the door.
>There’s a song playing on his speakers, just loud enough to make out:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byHSQoemFvI.
>Quietly entering, you can see that he’s fast asleep, hugging the pillow you made him so long ago.
>The sight is almost too sweet for you to bear, but looking away from it is just unthinkable.
>After the few moments of holding in a squee pass, you gently walk up to him, and stroke his hair.

“Hey.”

>>29685426
>You are now Anon

> An indiscernible sound pulls you out of the warm slumber you’d been lying in.
>The soft, velvety texture of a familiar pillow rubs against you cheek as you shift.
>A low groan builds up in your stomach, then rises to your throat, dying before you lips have the chance to part.
>There’s something moving in your hair, four small points moving front-to-back.
>Moments later, you recognize the familiar feeling of Apple Bloom’s curled fingers stroking your hair.
>You open your eyes to a blurry haze of reds and yellows, like the prime of autumn.
>Blinking several times and rubbing your eyes removes that odd, opaque lens, revealing your very favorite sight in the world.
>Apple Bloom’s head is at your level, having knelt down, and is slightly tilted to the direction your horizontal head is at.
>She has that perfect smile she usually wears, the very appearance of which always makes you feel safe and at home, like a gently cracking fire greeting a winter sojourner.
>Moments later, your sight rises to her eyes, the two perfect globes holding the warm, mysterious, enchanting ambers.
>They sparkle, a rich kaleidoscope of orange and yellow hues, reminiscent of the alluring complexities of yawning, reaching flames.
>The whole sight is so colorful and warm, you almost forget her purpose is to wake you up.
>And why would you?
>Wouldn’t it be so much better to invite her into your remaining slumber, pulling her close and falling asleep with the final piece finally put in place?
>As your sleep-addled mind struggles to decide, her hands falls from your hair to your cheek, her thumb tracing the edges of your cheek.
>Her hand is cool, immediately drawing your attention to it, then her.

>>29685429

>The unmoved smile betrays her own indecisiveness, her inability to commit to breaking the moment.
>She knows she needs to bring you downstairs.
>You know you need to go downstairs.
>But the two of you wait.
>This can last a little bit longer.

> It can’t have been too much longer, but one of you ends up inciting you to get up.
>You aren’t aware of how the motion got started, only the easier-than-expected transition from lying at her side to standing at the same.
>Your arms found its way around her shoulder, and you slowly meander to the door.
>Before her outstretched hand can grasp the knob, you spin around to her front and bend down, bringing your lips to hers.
>It isn’t the passionate kiss you’d had before, or the one you’d already begun planning for later.
>Instead, it’s slow and tender, the perfect ending to this unexpected moment.
>Once her lips finally leave yours, her glassy eyes still locked on yours, you step back and stand up straighter.
>Coughing once, you open the door, and let her pass through like any gentleman would.
>The moment’s over, you think.
>But as she passes, her hand brushes across your chest and you realize:
> that moment’s never really over.
>On hold, perhaps, and with waxing and waning strength:
> but there’s never really a moment where you don’t feel that tender affection for her, and the invaluable love she gives you every day.
>Wearing a smile, the kind had when enjoying some secret, special pleasure, you follow her down the stairs.

>>29678743

eh, maybe that's how other people make it. This works fine for me, with the lamb being replaceable with chicken.

Also, I can't believe how people remember more about the story than I do

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Apple Blooms had a good run lately I think its because her fans arent jabbering morons like some other ponies fans.

I put forward we make StayedGolde the Patron Saint of Bloom

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Apple Bloom is feelimg a little down. Say something nice about her

>>29685468
i actually meant continuity with the show. i assumed that's what you meant too
>>29685432
hnngh
>>29685526
her vag smells nice

Don't pone too hard now

Apple Bloom's amazing. She really likes helping others and cares about them, and stays friendly and optimistic, even with her fears and insecurities. I love Apple Bloom

>>29685526
She's beautiful. Her colors that make me feel a way that no other can, and her sweet heart, that trusts and recognizes goodness. I truly adore her

>>29685534
It was in the story too, I remember. In that scene where the crusaders made breakfast for you, and Bloomers' was noticeably worse. Again, I believe in her, she has it in her to be the perfect wife.

>>29686736
yeah man. i'd rather be the chef anyway. kind of a man's job

>>29688906
it's always a good idea to cover your snout when you sleep

>>29690576
you can do it!!

lovebumpu

>>29685432

> At once the incredible smell the dinner meets your nose, and you inhale deeply.
>Oh, you know exactly what this is.
>You can barely resist sprinting the rest of the way.
>The aroma grows stronger with even step, and you notice your pace has subconsciously quickened when you pass Apple Bloom.
>Arriving in the dining room, your eyes feast on the dream:
> lettuce wraps, Apple style.
>They were a bit simpler than other recipes, since you had introduced the family to them, and you’d chosen the easiest recipe you could find.
>The table looked magnificent, the food placed in white porcelain dishes over an eggshell tablecloth.
>The large windows let through the glowing orange light of evening, soaking the room in soft light.
>Immediately your face lights up, even more than it had been under anticipation alone.

“Thanks!”
>Oh man, this is awesome!
>The other Apples are already seating, smiling as they take in your own cheerful expression.
>It was all the thanks the cooks needed.
>You take your place at the end of the table, with Big Mac and Apple Bloom on either side of you.
>Everybody extends their hands to the left and right, grasping each other’s to form a circle, then bows their heads.

> “Bless us oh Lord in these Thy gifts which we are about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen.”
>Tilted heads rise upwards, and hands fly out in eager reaches for the succulent meal.
>A few retract, in favor of a more orderly means of distribution.
>Eventually, all plates are filled, and mouths hungrily dig in.

>>29691243


>The first bite is everything you’d dreamed of, and you can’t help but let out a loud “Mmmm!”
>Apple Bloom snickers good-naturedly and follows your example.

> “Mmmmmm!”
>AJ tries to suppress a smile, trying to continue eating in dignity.
>Her valient efforts are foiled by the surprising inclusion of Big Mac.
>He straightens himself up, takes a massive bite, and somehow releases a booming “MMMMMM!” without parting his lips.
>Both AJ and Granny can’t take it anymore, and begin laughing out loud.
>His expression acts as a sort of permission, turning an embarrassing accident into something to be repeated.
>Making eye contact with Apple Bloom, the two of you take synchronized bites and exclaim at the same time:
“Mmmmm!”
> “Mmmmm!”
>AJ, seeing that she’s falling behind, steps it up a notch.
>She lets loose a cavalcade of Mmms, beginning on a high note and following a decrescendo, until she hits the lowest tone she can.
>This she draws out, with half-lidded eyes looking heaven-wards in fake delirium:

> “Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mm! Mmmmmmmm!”
>Apple Bloom provides a variety of lengthy Mmmms, followed soon by yourself.
>Big Mac, in oddly high spirits, gives a typical one, but giving you the eyes of a challenge.

> “mmmmmmm.”
>You take him up on it, rising in tone just a bit.

“Mmmmmmm.”
>He follows suit, and soon the challenge begins its inevitable escalation.

> “MMMmmmm.”

“MMMMMmm.”

> “MMMMMmm!”

“MMMMMMM.”

> “MMMMMMM!”
>His final one is a thunderbolt of bass, as if his unused pipes were saving their power for this single moment.
>Everybody is floored, including you.

>>29691247


“mmmm,”
> you respond in a neutral tone, nodding in acknowledgment of his victory.
>The table is quiet for a few moments before Granny joins the fry in a final demonstration.

> “MMmm!”
>She exclaims in an exaggeration of her typical, crackly voice.
>It’s enough to send everybody back into a flurry of laughter.
>With that, the bout is over.
>After the final giggles of Apple Bloom cease, Granny asks everybody how their day was.
>To her right is Big Mac, who, in accordance with the sacred law of the clockwise motion, goes first.
>He shrugs, not having much to say on his simple day.

> “Helped Anon finish painting the barn, and just collected apples the rest of the day.
>”Had to go to the store to get some extra supplies after that.”
>Then his eyes light up, having found something interesting within his day.
> “Apparently the Navidsons moved out today.
>”Or sometime around now, Ah guess.”
>Oh, that is news.
>There was a family that moved nearby
> -there really was no ‘next door’ this far into the country-
> and were having some troubles with their house.
>You’d never really found out exactly what happened, since nobody wanted to talk about it, and they never invited anybody over, but there were some scary stories whispered here and there.
>Anyway, you’d heard from Cheerilee that their kids had stopped going to school, so you figured something would have happened eventually.

> “Really?
>”How’d you find out about that?”

> “Saw their car in the parking lot, filled with suitcases.
>”Came in right as Karen was leaving, and she seemed pretty agitated.”
>Hmmm.
>That felt pretty thin, but what the heck, everything was about that house.

>>29691247
ever feel like you don't get the joke? heh.. though you don't usually need to part your lips, so.. uh.. you know what though, I've been in situations like that. somehow it's funny in the moment

>>29685426
Supreme sweetness! I love it, so much. You did good, with this whole update

>>29691247
this makes me smile too

>>29691349

Don't worry, there's no joke here. It's pretty much what you said, just something dumb that's funny in the moment to the people involved , which I guess makes it weird to put into a story . Still, I was thinking of a scene from a movie when I wrote it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvVKFCP5cCA

kissing Apple Bloom's belly.

>>29692238
a-and her nipples?

Is there a pastebin for this epilogue?

>>29692343
mm, yes. Also, with ponybloom, rubbing her belly and having your fingers rub against her adorable, sensitive teats as your hand goes lower. That too.

>>29692475
http://pastebin.com/2Z2xdhjD

>>29689399
It protects from potentially harmful boops

>>29693456
Thanks.

>>29695384
That looks awful. What the fuck is up with the anatomy?

>>29695705
less awful than the show, the main problem is the perspective wonking it up

>>29696603
tehehehehe

>>29640562
You have the ability to meet AB but there's you have to take your family like old yeller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UjBXakoxl8

Would you do it?

>>29696651
what in tarnation would she think of me then?

>>29696679
Implying that she'll ever find out.

>>29696651
Nope. I don't want to keep any secrets from her, and I know that truth would break both of our hearts.

>>29696745
youre paying attention to the wrong aspect of that..

>>29691253

> “That’s a shame,”
>AJ breaks in,
> “Ah liked Karen.
>”We’d talked a couple times at the supermarket, and she seemed real nice.”

> “Uh-huh,”
> agreed Big Mac.
>Granny just sits there, a concerned expression barely visible in the darkening light.
>Before anybody can say anything else, Big Mac gets up and turns on the dining room lights, the outside light no longer sufficient to light the room.

> “So, what’ve you got, Anon?”
> You tilt your head, not moving at the same conversational pace that he was at.
>There were some questions you had, but you guess you could save them for later.
>You rub your forehead with your hand, absent-mindedly.
>What did you do today, again?
>Uh, the barn with Big Mac, and then…
> the rest of the day you’d worked alone, an experience that was a far cry from being around any of these family members.
>Taking a moment to bring back those unremarkable memories, you begin to report the stories of today.
>As interested as they are in you, there’s no need to draw it out, and you finish almost as quickly as you begin.

“Uh, and that was it.”
>You turn towards Apple Bloom, giving her a brisk smile.
>This was a story you wanted to hear;
> or rather, a version you wanted to hear.
>She nods, and gulps quietly, having gained her conning skills from her older sister.
>Looking down at her plate, then up and in every direction once she’s realized that looking down was telling, she tells the most conspicuous tale you’ve heard in a long time.

> “Well, uh, Ah was just feeding the pigs.
>”Ah mean, Ah did the morning dishes, and then went out to feed the pigs.
>”And Ah did!”
>She smiles big and wide for everyone to see.

>>29698424


>After making sure everyone’s seen plenty of it, she continues.
> “Then, Ah thought, hey!
>”Why not wash the floors today!
>”So Ah washed the floors!
>”Then, you know, the other stuff.”
>The ending comes on such a minor, anti-climactic joke, everyone just keeps on looking at her for several seconds.
>Once it becomes clear that she’s not planning to continue, a small look of bewilderment sets itself on AJ’s face.
>Granny just smiles knowingly, as if she’s already pieced together the full story, and Big Mac nods, enigmatic as ever.
>Suddenly, you recall that he knows, but he’s not saying anything.
>AJ’s not a great liar, and as a result, tends to have a difficult time knowing when she’s being lied to, since all the signs are foreign.
>However, Granny Smith has somehow gained those mysterious powers of those old, practically omniscient mentors in books, the ones who somehow know every character and backstory and secret technique and family legacy, as well as when someone’s lying to them.
>And as for Big Mac, his total lack of response to most stories leaves you without any ground to know if you’re being successful or not, and so you always end up overdoing it until he gives you a slight raise of his left eyebrow, signaling that the show’s over, and probably has been for a long time.
>You’d attempted to spin a yarn or two to both of these living lie detectors, and you’d learned quick that it was no use.
>You feel sorry for your girl:
> this was pretty much the worst household to lie in.
>Fortunately, the only one not tipped off was slated to go next.

>>29698429


> “Alright, so Ah had a pretty simple day too.”
>AJ starts, her palm supporting her chin.
> “So all Ah was doing was making sure those sprinklers were still working.
>”There was a bit of an issue with one of the heads in the southern field, so Ah was trying to figure out what that was; ended up just replacing it, and it seemed to work okay.
>”The reservoir was still full, so we got that too.”
>She shrugs her shoulders:
> “Pretty normal day for me.”
>Everybody nods, except for you.

“Hey, did you try out that energy drink I got you?”
>Last time you’d been in the city
> -your parents had asked you to visit every once in a while, and you went along with it-
> you’d seen an apple-flavored energy drink.
>You already knew that Apple Bloom didn’t like them, so you’d got three:
> one for you and your two sorta-siblings.
>Big Mac had taken one sip and made a more reactive face you’d ever seen from him.
>You never knew that face could make that many contortions.
>Anyway, he’d given you the rest, which was actually pretty good.
>AJ said she was gonna save hers for when she needed it, and that was apparently today, since your morning visit to the fridge had found its normal place empty.
>At your question, she looks off to the side, making a face similar to Apple Bloom’s.

> “Uh, well…”
>You smile slightly, not enough for her to see.
>The answer’s clear, and was pretty much evident from the start.

> “Didn’t like it, huh?”
>Her eyes widen, shocked that you know.

> “Uh… yeah…”
>She gives you an apologetic smile.
> “Sorry.”
>You shrug your shoulders.

“It’s alright. Was kind of a long shot.”

>>29698433
what do energy drinks even taste like

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Well, that was this week's Apple Bloom. See you guys on Monday! And remember to sleep tight, sweet soldiers.

Hello Apples, how goes?

>>29696603
That's not how pony legs bend, or to express it more succinctly
>anthro

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>>29699527
Hello. I just got something

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>>29689944
comic bloom is unreasonably cute

>>29699281
freakin cuute i like when cats do that
>>29699837
it is exactly how pony and all legs bend. the problem is stubby short feet. so yeah kind of anthro. but probably just poorly drawn

>>29701033
Sure, mammalian skeletal anatomy is pretty much homologous across many of the species, so yeah, the joints aren't unanatomical in this broad sense. But it still looks unnatural. Her femurs are way too long for an FIM pony, or a real horse for that matter, and positioned at an angle that would cause the hip joint to dislocate in any equine species. Also, the longest bone of the hind leg in a pony, the cannon bone, is reduced to almost nothing here.

>>29701345
yeah. teddy bear mode.
i prefer my ponies in cat mode

>>29702529
we just got a letter, we just got a letter

>>29703283
she puts the eyes in proselytize

>>29698469
It really depends on the brand and how much you're willing to spend. Like in all things, you get what you pay for. Some of the really cheap stuff tastes like piss swill and the crushed hopes and dreams of orphans.

>>29703325
>some are good and some are bad
okay i get that part, but literally what do they taste like? like, there's good orange soda and bad orange soda, but they both taste like artificial flavors and orange peel oil. unless it's orangina or surge, then it tastes like real orange juice

>>29704350
dawww sleepyblewm

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>>29703809
Apple Bloom looks really cute in socks.
>>29704350
Oh my goodness, I think I got a cavity.

>>29704634
the socks are weirdly cute but I think I'd take great pleasure in taking them off

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love Bloom

pony ears are adorable. Bloom ears are extra adorable. I wanna rub them! I wanna lick them!

Waking up to the gaze of an adoring Bloomy.

>>29708498
surely you want to nibble those ears

>>29710315
oh yeah, of course! Ah, Bloom eyes are amazing, but you can't do much but look at them. Maybe ears are the best. Or the tail. There's lots of nice things to do with her tail, too.

>>29710793
I'd like to trim her tail perky and short so it wiggles around cutely and can't cover her bits easily
mane too. make it spunky.

>>29711800
this is how she always looks in my mind

>>29698433

“So, Didja finish it?”
>You can’t help but ask.
>With the way that Big Mac so firmly rejected it, you’re interested to know if she forced herself to drink more, or just tossed it.

> “…It’s possible that Ah dumped it out into the field.”

> “What?”
>Granny Smith interjects.
> “That’s terrible for the crops, AJ!”
>She doesn’t seem mad, just surprised.
>AJ immediately returns with a justification:

> “All Ah had on me was my pack, and the dang thing didn’t come with a lid! It woulda spilled all over my stuff if Ah hadn’t!”
>Granny Smith seems satisfied with this answer, and nods gently.
>You can’t help but add in:

“I actually think it would help the crops, Granny. It has electrolytes.”
>Apple Bloom, thinking you’re honestly trying to defend her sister also comes to her defense.

> “An’ it’s not like there was that much!”
>The rest of the family, unfamiliar with the media you’re familiar with, just stares at you.

> “Anon…”
> AJ begins gently, in that intentionally inoffensive voice she has,
> “Anything with that much sugar is bad for crops. There’s just a huge number of chemicals in them that aren’t even good for you, much less a plant.” Big Mac nods.
> “And electrolytes only help human beings. You see, there has to be a delicate balance between fluids and electrolytes…”
> she begins to repeat a lecture straight out of junior biology, and you’re lost.
>You’ve made jokes that went over heads before, but never had the results been so…
> drawn out.
>You rub your chin uncomfortably: maybe you went to far with this one.
>The only thing you can think to do was to politely listen, and move on to the next subject.
>She finishes, and you immediately hop in before anything else can happen.

>>29712023


“Ok, got it. So, Granny, what was your day like?”
>She merely sits there and smiles, more appreciative of the inclusion than eager to tell a story.

> “Oh, not much happened to me. Just a regular day, Ah suppose.”
>AJ cocks her head to the left:

> “Really?”
>Granny Smith nods.

> “So were you just bored all day?”
>Apple Bloom interjects, the first to wonder about the force she herself so adamantly struggled against.

> “Oh, goodness no.
>”When you get to be my age, everything just tends to rush by.
>”It’s easy just to ignore it, and disregard it, but life is really full of amazing things, if you only stop and pay attention.
>”Your grandfather was in the habit of saying: ‘Life is astonishingly brief. By now it is all so condensed in my memory that I can hardly understand, for instance, how a young man can undertake to ride to the neighboring village without wondering whether -even if everything goes right- the span of a normal happy life will be enough for such a ride.’ Looking at it like that, everything ends up being much more interesting than it may first appear.”
>She looks off at a nearby picture of a young man, looking incredibly old and incredibly fashionable for that era.
>There’s a moment of silence, and then Apple Bloom breaks it.

> “Well, Ah’m stuffed. Ah’m gonna clear out.”
>Her plate is empty, and upon inspection, most everyone is done as well.
>Big Mac looks at you with a message in his eyes:
> the two of you are on dish duty tonight.
>You give a brief nod, and he an affirming one.
>Before either of you makes an exit, you stop to thank the cooks.

> “Thanks.”
>Big Mac keeps it short and sweet.

>>29712030


“Thanks Granny. Thanks Apple Bloom.”
>You give them each a big grin.
>Granny Smith responds with her benevolent smile, and Apple Bloom with a heavy blush, and an attempt to conceal a fist-pump.
>Still trying to figure out why she fist-pumped, AJ catches your attention.

“What am I, chopped liver?”
>You tilt your head, eyes narrowing in confusion:

“Did you help?”

> “Well, Ah helped set the table…”
>Your hands find your hips.

“Oh, yeah. Thank you Applejack: this wouldn’t have been possible without you.”
>She gives you a coy wink as you head into the kitchen to begin helping Big Mac.
>The two of you have paired up like this before:
> the girls are pretty fond of the ‘we’ll cook and the guys clean up’ model, so it’s happened pretty often.
>He starts washing and you set to drying;
> after everyone’s done, you gather the dishes and clear off the table while he lets the dishes stack up.
>You dry and put things away, and whenever he finishes, he helps.
>It’s actually kinda nice, working with Big Mac.
>He always makes sure that the roles are clear and acceptable to everyone, and then just kinda goes quiet.
>But it isn’t the kind of uncomfortable quiet that you would think, and as happened in the first few weeks you lived here.
>Once you accepted the fact that he wasn’t going to speak, and that you didn’t really need to, it became oddly comfortable.
>You weren’t alone, because the two of you worked together as a team;
> and the whole working together towards a common goal made words feel unnecessary.
>Big Mac was the kinda guy for whom actions spoke louder than words, so working side by side is really saying everything that you can and need to, with him.