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>Before you proceed to do your thing, there's something you should know about me. Can you guess what it is?
>Inb4 it's patient zero
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>>29756667
>gay and has moderate to severe autism
kill yourself and move to >>29729191
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>>29756784
good bump
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>>29756784
evil bump
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When you all die, I hope that each of you have you own piece of heaven living in Equestria by your own creation.
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degenerate
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>>29756498
nigger
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>>29756489
And to you as well.
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This has been the worst week of my life
>Be me
>28 years old, have a 22 year old sister.
>She want's to come visit for spring break
>Own a fuck ton of pony merch, toys, plush, themed sex toys
>She knows nothing about this, we have not seen each other in 5 years.
>Drank too much wile playing Breath of the Wild, urge to fap sets in night before she's going to arive
>Get the idea to have a plush orgy.
>Equip all my plush with there themed bad dragon fleshlight
>Try to fuck all 9, can't give them all there own cummies so they have to share.
>Pass out, cummies covering Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, Luna, Celestia, and Chrysalis.
>Wake up to banging on my door, groggily wake up, and answer it. my sister wasn't expected until 8 and it was 2
>Open door, hungover
>"Anon! I've been calling for a hour! I pulled a all-nighter and got here sooner!"
>That's great!
>Suddenly realize that my cum covered plushies are in my room, just laying out.
>My sister walks in, complements the place, and asks where the bathroom is
>Right across from my door
>"Be right back, sorry i woke you up."
>She runs in, luckily not noticing my plush collection.
>I frantically try to put them in the closet
>She walks out, asks what i'm doing
>"You okay bro? Don't worry if it's a mess-"
>She leans down, and picks up rainbow
>Thunk
>The fleshlight falls out of rainbow, and onto my sister's shoes, apparently the cum was fresh enough still to not have hardened, and got on her shoes.
>My sister now has my cum on her shoes, and is looking at me like i've murdered a small child
That's not even the worst part.
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You have no choice but to kill yourself.
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Even tho this is LARP, it's entertaining. please continue.
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>I frantically clean the cum off her shoes with my shirt, and shove rainbow and the others into my closet.
>She wont speak, my head hurts
"Give me a moment please."
>She snaps out of it and backs away
>I clear up my room a little more, and walk out
>She's just standing by the door, looking nervous
>"Anon, i'll be back at 8, i need to check into my room"
"Okay.
>"Bye, Anon."
>Spend the next two hours cleaning my plushies and fleshlight's
>Mom calls
>"Anon? How's your visit with your sister, when i tried to call she seemed disturbed about something!"
>I'm a horrible liar
"Yeah, mom. It's fine, we are just... Just Um, we saw some guy dealing drugs outside of her hotel."
>"Oh my gosh, that is just awful! help her find another hotel!"
"Working on it mom"
>Hang up after a few more words.
>Think about calling my sister and apologizing
>Call but hang up before she can pick up the phone.
>She never came by at 8.
>I went to the hotel she was at, and she didn't answer the door.
Then my friend came by, got me drunk, high, and then shit got way out of hand.
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someone posted this some time ago
what's the website?
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>>29756199
https://everypixel.com/aesthetics
You should learn to use the archive.
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>>29756219
the functionality that would let me find it didn't work
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/GrQW_ZCa5FmCBBYj90sp2A/
thanks
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>>29756199
Are you fucking serious?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5eizH0u1I
I really miss this man. I'm not sure why, but i miss the fuck out of his music.
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>>29756078
Me too, OP.
Me too.
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>>29756114
Do you think he will ever come back, anon-kun?
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Ah yes, 2011, when the fandom was new and exciting.
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T H I C C
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>>29756011
>NO HOOVES
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I hate you guy.
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>>29756011
F A T
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So, is FiM a feminist show or not? What do you think about its past (and sometimes current) reputation as a positive influence for young girls? Do you think it changed the way that cartoons for the target audience are made, and expanded what a "little girls show" could be?
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>>29755927
It used to be definitely "feminist" in the classic, non-Tumblr definition of the word, "women are people too", and "girls deserve a good show with a good story and strong female characters"
Now that the supervising director dismisses criticism saying that the show "is for little girls" and therefore it can be shit, it's any-other-old-school-girl-show tier. No wonder why /mlpol/ loves the new seasons where the mane 6 are idiotic retards, it's what they expect from girls.
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>>29755945
I'm not sure that's exactly what Jim meant. I think the idea was "Little girls get such little quality content, we make it for them, what they think matters most, everything else is just gravy."
What makes the show not feminist now, because the characters are emotional, or act dumb sometimes? If anything wouldn't that be more progressive than having them be perfect?What your last sentence explains is EqG, not FiM. EqG is a very traditional show in comparison and has a lot of the pitfalls that FiM at least initially avoided to keep it from being written of as "girly" fluff.
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>>29755956
>what they think matters most
They don't, though. The direction of the current show is based on what BRONIES think is best and what think matters most, hence the several Maud episodes that would have been much better suited to exploring the rest of Pinkie's family. Just for one example.
They don't know what little girls want. They think they do, and I can't even imagine how much money Hasbro spends on focus groups to try and brainstorm that exact thing. Faust did, but she left.
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Would you try a little harder than that?
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I hate how what could be a good Ember thread is ruined by cancer.
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>>29755907
[You are filled with Autism]
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>>29755926
>implying that's a bad thing
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Would You Rather: MLP Edition
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>How does this work?
First, answer previous question, then ask a question for the next person. Simple as that.
First Question:
Would you rather have your pony waifu as a pet, or your humanized waifu as a girlfriend?
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>>29754800
Definitely horse waifu as a pet. Next question
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>>29754800>>29754813
>then ask a question for the next person.
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>>29754800
Definitely pony waifu as a pet. Pet poner is basically my fetish.
>Next question
Would you rather be the tyrannical ruler over all of Equestria, hated and despised by all (especially your waifu), or live under the absolute control of your least favorite pony but be able to approach your waifu (if you can reach her)?
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>Fuck
>Marry
>Friendzone
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>Rape
or
Kill yourself OP
I'm tired about this. I mean, cmon. write a fucking
>greentext
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>>29754628
>Kill
>Your
>Self
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>>29754707
*you're
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My Little Pony was a mistake
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>>29754513
Just like you.
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>>29754513
>implying this purple goddess was a mistake.
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THIS IS A GOOD PONER
she is NOT for sexual
DO NOT sexual this poner
SHE IS PURE
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>>29754485
So true.
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>>29754485
Gas all Glimmerfags.
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>"The second volume of the wildly popular My Little Pony: The Elements of Harmony: Friendship is Magic: The Official Guidebook features seasons 4 through 6, highlights of which include Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Castle of Friendship, the Defeat of Lord Tirek, the Equestria Games, the appearance of Starlight Glimmer, the birth of Princess Flurry Heart, and much more! Don't miss the guide to the friendship lessons Twilight Sparkle and her friends have learned-and live your life in harmony with all other creatures! "
I wonder if this will have any creator interviews.
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>>29754315
This is like those heretical books that the church left out of the bible.
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>>29754315
inb4 less pages than the previous one and more bland
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>>29754315
>human poses
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Be walking through the halls of Crystal Prep and overhear this:
"So how did you get a name like Sugarcoat?"
>"I was born with a rare genetic disorder that makes my entire body taste sweet"
"....even your butthole?
>"Especially my butthole."
What do?
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>rape
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>>29753985
Make cookies with Sugarcoat's anal secretions and then advertise them as "all natural flavors".
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>>29753985
eat that shit
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How differently do you think the first season would have played out of twilight was an earth pony?
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>>29753958
It probably would have played out as if she were an Earth Pony.
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>Earth pony
>Can't be enrolled in Celestia's School
>Implying earth ponies are allowed in Canterlot in the first place
>Current color scheme looks odd on for an earth pony; not mundane enough
>Rework her entire backstory just to accomodate these changes
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>>29753958
DELET THIS THREAD. TWILIGHT IS AN ALICORN. NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT