Snek pony wants to cuddle. Would you?
>>29669697
Go away you stupid blue mop
Shy snek is not sure if want...
>>29669697
>>29669751
Kalianne promises she won't eat you.
Pinkie is not amused.
Okay. DO NOT WANT.
For the X-COM players who I know are lurking this thread...
>>29669697
>>29669763
A cute.
A slightly different take on the concept
Snek Pone, explained.
>>29669831
the way the writing moves reminds me of Stickin Around
Snek Pone gets lonely sometimes
>>29669763
>>29669806
>>29669914
>>29669932
That looks like the beginning of a trogdor drawing
Oh goody, another shitty fetish shitshow thread.
Shift+click.
>>29669763
Promises are meant to be broken.
>>29669808
hiss
hisssnek
>>29669697
>>29669763
>harmless
>blue coral snek
No step on snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfvwnPCh-9U
>>29669697
I want to tell snek pony that she looks like a penis.
>>29670385
So what do you call something with the ability to do harm but not the will?
>>29670606
>>29669800
>no cleavage
dropped
>>29670895
>>>/trash/
go elsewhere for your anthro fag.
how is this pony related?
>>29670895
Since when do snakes have tits anyhow?
>>29671220
This is more pony related than candy colored humans tho
How does snek pone get made?
>>29669697
Someone started a thread with one of my own doodles?!
And it wasn't me?!
Cool.
Here, have another Kalianne pic. On my phone here, so had to save it to that, hence the file name....
>>29669697
No snek pony would only wish to eat me!
>>29671325
>>29669697
I want snek poni to boa constrict my dick.
>>29669697
You either tolerate the snek, or you've been playing Xcom 2 long enough to realize your hatred for then, and the need to move to ireland.
>>29669781
My first thought was "if the Threaded Cane became a living creature, it would look like this."
>Start random thread to 404 a shit thread
>Surprisingly popular
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>29673333
wasted get
>>29671995
I liked the momsnek that Badumsquish drew.WHY HAS HE ONLY DRAWN VENOMOUS NAGAS WHEN HE HAS THIS HUGE HEADCANON ABOUT THERE BEING THREE DIFFERENT TYPES? REEEEEEE
>>29669800
Those things are retarded
None of them have ever been a problem, hell sometimes they help
How much snek is too much snek?
>>29669806
Those things hibernate on snow, cold does nothing to them. I don't buy it
Rock python
snek ponies cute
>>29671431
First they meet...
>>29673664
What is this hip new meme with Littlepip hanging out with snakes?
>>29673820
Good question.
>>29673664
Then they get to know each other better...
As a rule, snek pone does not like winter.
>>29669697
Well I don't know about you guys ITT but I would fuck that little snake pussy until the cows came home
Further variations on the theme
>>29673975
*cloaca
Snakes have cloacae.
>>29669800
>>29673421
underrated
>>29669808
I want to hug and fug that snek
>>29673992
Well I guess swap that with vagina and we still have a really good deal
Snek Pones are known to be very affectionate and fond of cuddles.
This trait does not always work to their advantage.
>>29674007https://derpibooru.org/1110051
Captcha: Cafeteria Chubb
>>29674015
>>29674015
Further case in point.
Some pones just do not want.
>>29673930
>tree python
She'd have a really sweet and shy smile, because otherwise would be a fucking horror.
>>29674015
That said, it can be extremely difficult to deter an amorous snek pone from her course.
>>29674080
Solution: turn regular pone into snekpone. Then they'll understand!
>>29674114
Or adopt one when they are little.
>>29674136
I like to imagine snekpones get born smaller than normal foals and just keep growing steadily through their lives.The oldest ones stand as tall as Celestia, maybe a little taller
Non-consensual coiling
>>29669697
I'm fine, thanks.
>>29674024
UNF
>>29674080
Wriggly, comfy cuddles
>>29674709
Just make sure that she knows not to cuddle too hard!
Need strange waifu thread back
>The logs in the fireplace crackle.
>Your rocking chair creeks reliably.
>And the paper, on the wood tablet, on your lap contains all zero of you current musings.
>You wonder what went wrong with your day.
>Your breakfast soup was from one of your more mature batches, quite delicious.
>Your afternoon read was both uninterrupted and concise.
>And your first sleep was precisely the correct length of time.
“Everything went according to schedule.”
>Your audience with the princess is more than three weeks from now.
>You don’t feel like you've forgotten anything on your internal todo list.
“There’s no identifiable source of anxiety.”
>>29675072
>You look at the paper in your lap disapprovingly, as if it was responsible.
>You raise your hands and inspect them closely.
>They remain perfectly still.
“And there are no physical symptoms.”
>And yet you remain creatively flaccid.
“Could it be that I’m l-”
>You are interrupted by a knock on your door.
>You immediately feel a scowl take over your face.
>What could a visitor possibly be wanting at this hour.
>You reluctantly stand up from your chair and shuffled over to the door.
Should I continue?
>>29675078
>>29675072
Absolutely!
>>29669707
Meanie.
>>29675078
Carry on. Content is welcome!
>>29675699
>>29675072
>>29675078
Carry on, my writefag
>>29670606
Meanie!
What's the ideal length for snekpone?
10ft?
20ft?
30ft?
More?
>>29676790
20 ft. for optimal full body cuddling
>>29676809
Yeah same, I feel like making them ridiculously long is cheating.Though there is a certain appeal in mass coiling.
>>29674825
>tfw you will never be cuddled to death by snek pone
Why was I made to suffer?
>>29676790
>>29674825
Just don't ever call her fat.
Not even as a joke.
>>29677847
But Snakepony eats a lot to MAKE her coils chubby and soft!
>>29669952
>And burnination has forsaken the countryside. Only one guy will remain...
Thanks anon that brings back good memories. Here have a snek.
>>29675072
>>29675078
You gonna continue this or not?
>>29673368
Apparently the mother's supposed to be completely harmless, not venomous. Kalianne is supposed to have gotten that from her dad. (Whom we've yet to see).
It was that 2 part comic with her that inspired Badum to draw the mother. Feels good to know I'm helping inspire others.
Also, side note, currently got the feature spot over on Derpibooru. No sneks there though.
Fuck no. Snakes are terrifying
>>29675078
>As your slippers thump softly across the floor you tie the belt of your robe closed. Can't look too unpresentable. Even at 23:27.
>Once you reach the door you take one last disgruntled look at yourself, and open the door.
>What greeted you on the other side was something that, in the dim light of the fire, was chilling to your core when seem as a whole, but when only the top was viewed, was cute yet with a smattering of disturbing.
>What stood…
>What lay…
>What was before you was a creature you had never even imagined.
>A pony front half sitting on top of what looked like a giant snake body.
>At least 7 metres long and blue, strikingly so, with lighter blue stripes along the body.
>On the pony end it was the same blue but with a striped orange mane and magenta eyes.
>And teeth.
>When you see the creature you take an involuntary step back, shock colouring your face.
>>29679689
>”Um… hello sir. I know it’s late, but, I have nowhere else to go. All the other ponies have turned me away. I just need a place to sleep for the night. If you could just let me curl up next to your fireplace. I can make myself really small, you won’t even know I’m there. Please sir, I’m desperate, just one night please.”
>The creature, female if the voice is to be believed, had a demure presence. Perhaps even frightened.
>She held her hooves close to her barrel while hunched slightly.
>Although charity was never your strong suit, perhaps some company wouldn’t be unwelcome under the current circumstance.
“Could we start with a name?”
>”Oh! Of course! My name is Kalianne.”
>There’s hint of hope in her features now.
“Well, hello Kalianne, my name is Dr. Anonymous Swizzlestick. But you may call me Anon if you so wish. Come on in.”
>Her eyes light up at that, a smile overtaking her face.
>”Thank you! Thank you so much Dr. Swizzlestick!”
>You step aside and she slithers in.
>>29679690
Well there's some more. I am slow so don't expect this to happen too frequently.
I know it's shit but any and all opinions or advice are appreciated.
>>29679697
Not too shit. My two cents:
First, write more. There just isn't anything at all yet. Nothing happened, there's nothing to sink our teeth into.
Two, and it's a personal opinion, don't make her too fluttershy-y. Shy, desperate, pleading, fuck those tropes.
>>29679607
>dat color scheme tho
Who knew snakes could be cute?
>>29679690
>>29679697
Please continue!
I liked to imagine the snekpones are easily charmed with flutes.
>>29679635
But what if snek was fluffy?
>>29669763
Well that sucks.
>>29678096
small snek is small
>>29679905
Artist bases them off of IRL snakes, those things can get kind of garish.
>>29681463
Garish, but pretty!
>>29679905
real sneks can be edgy too bro
>>29680243
>>29681663
>Nothing persssssssonell, kiddo
>>29680663
thats actually quite adorbs
>>29680663
I'd cuddle that.
Fluffy...
>>29683373
Cute mare. Wish the artist would draw her more often.
>>29680663
>>29683299
Fluff.
Too much is never enough.
Snekpone hammocks
>>29674825
cuddling championship when?
>>29684153
>In Equestria, championship cuddling is a popular sport.
Let the green flow...
>>29684165
Not snek, but...
http://pastebin.com/Jg7S3YE5
Oops
>>29684266
2much snek! The pony part is just as important.
Goo snek.
Aggressive Fluttercuddling
>>29686695
>hypno
Get that shit out of here. Platonic cuddles only.
Fancy
>>29687058
I LOVE the jewelry. Makes her look really exotic!
>>29680663
You know, having seen this, I would love for Heir-of-Rick, if he's lurking or someone knows how to get a hold of him, to draw a fluffy snake pony. That would probably be awesome!
>>29687135
There is one, but she looks kinda wonky.
I kinda want a snek chryssy to curl warmly around me
>>29687246
my boa doesnt cuddle with me like that. shes always crawling all over shit.
Are there any good snakepony stories? All the ones on Fimfic involve either vore or mind control, which are bleh.
>>29687292
if you can find the strange waifu pastebin im almost certain they have one
>>29669697
>>29674825
I want snekpone to hug me tight.
Very very tight
>>29687358
Snekpone should only hug platonically.
>>29687358
Edgy
>>29687296
Eh, I kinda prefer it when it's pony on pony. Strange waifu typically assumes the husband is human.
>>29687296
I did some digging and found the strange waifu pastebin.
They didn't really have any snakepony stories.
>>29688310
Wow rip.
>>29688310
Link please?
>>29688423
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28246089/
>>29688444
Thank you Anon.
>>29679690
>There’s something fascinating about this… snake pony?
>Not just the fact that she seems to be part reptile, part mammal.
>You wonder how her species reproduces.
>Live birth or egg laying?
>Which organs are dominant?
>The ones in her barrel or her body?
>Or do the snake organs continue into the pony?
>How big must her lungs be?
>Unimportant for now.
>She seems fidgety.
>She’s coiled up in front of the fire, but the end of her tail keeps moving this way and that.
>She wants to say something, but is too nervous to say anything.
>You shall initiate conversation.
“I’ve never seen, or even heard of anything like you before. Why is that?”
>She starts a bit, but recovers quickly.
>”Oh, well um, my kind aren’t really liked all that much. I lived most of my life in the forest with my mother, but she threw me out two days ago, told me that ‘if you can’t take care of yourself then there’s no point in keeping you’.”
>>29688564
>She puts on a mockingly matronly voice at that. Her resentment clear as day.
“And so you decided to come here, to Ponyville? Despite knowing you would be persecuted.”
>Sadness strikes her features. Her tail stopping instantly.
>”Yes. I have no idea how to survive on my own. And I can’t go back to her knowing I’ve failed”
>She slumps into a heap. Hooves covering her magenta eyes.
“Why do the ponies persecute you? You don’t seem so different in my eyes.”
>”You’re not a pony Anonymous. To them we’re all just big, mean, poisonous, monsters that just want to eat ponies.”
“And are you any of these things?”
>She’s taken aback by your question. A hit of fear coming into her voice.
>”No! Of course not! Most of us aren’t even poisonous.”
“But you are poisonous, correct?”
>”How did you-”
>>29688570
>The fear is quite obvious now, she’s tensing.
“Lucky guess. Don’t worry, I’m not going to kick you to the curb, as it were. You have my word.”
“But let's change subject. Out of curiosity, what does your diet consist of?”
>She relaxes slightly, though she still eyes you warily.
>”Well, we eat apples, carrots, celery, sometimes hay,-”
“And the occasional rodent, I suspect.”
>”What! No! That’s-”
“One does not develop fangs and poison to hunt trees, my dear.”
>There’s a small silence between you two. With her looking at the floor, ashamed.
“There’s nothing to be so dire about. I’m an omnivore myself, albeit I have been restricted to a vegetarian diet since my arrival here.”
>She looks up at you, melancholy still on her face.
>>29688580
Damn, forgot name.
This one's more talky, I'm very unsure if my dialog is good or not. Again, it's not much, I'm very slow. Sorry.
>>29688595
Your dialog's good, my dude.
Take all the time you need.
>>29688620
awwwe!
so cute!
>>29688705
She is the great and constrictable Trixie.
>"Come one, come all! Test your endurance against the fearsome serpent-mare of Saddle Arabia! Can you whether her tremendously crushing might? Last one minute in her coils to win a prize!"The prize is more cuddles
>>29688423
0/10 does not have cute beady blue coral eyes
>>29689095
>>29687292
http://pastebin.com/ab5wwY0C
Just found this.
is snake for rape?
>>29690583
Possibly.
>>29688851
Most obvious case of pandering by a snek I think I've ever seen.
>>29690583
Do you plan on pitching or catching?
>>29684266
Are hydras (specifically three headed snakes) allowed?
>>29692127
Sure, why not?
>>29688620
I miss the days of the feelsmiths...
>>29692153
Expand on this. What do you miss about them?
Snekpones wearing dresses!
>>29669697
>this is a thing
>not lurking enough to know this is a thing
Ok I'm gonna go lurk some more, you would think 2 and a 1/2 years would be enough
>>29693675
These sorts of threads are very rare. Snekpone is a very niche interest.
>>29693675
There used to be a "Strange Waifu Thread" featuring all manner of equine oddities and other strange denizens of Equestria, but most of the writefags there fucked off after the second Scruffening.
Has snek ever kissed?
Would snek know what kissing is?
Tricky Trixie Snek
>>29695315
Might as well staple a couple of fins and flaggela on her, too. If you are going to go nuts with the extra body parts and everything.
>>29674136
Well. She sure grew.
>>29695315
>>29695396
This isn't even her final form, Anon.
https://derpibooru.org/1024958
>>29695396
what about a couatl pony?
>>29695448
We fed your suggestion into the computer, Anon.
The computer thinks you're high.
But hey, keep dreaming.
Any drawings want to try and do better?
Like snek?
Google "Hissed Connections"
You won't be disappointed.Done shilling now.
>>29695725
>no hooves
Gay
>>29695471
ew. was that a commission? fr artists sure do tend to suck
Snakepon dancesShame it's an OCs
>>29696327
Not all OCs are bad anon. That one seems to be qt if a bit too cadancelike at least.
>>29696535
I actually do like the pose. The coils at the bottom of the pic imply that the viewer is all wrapped up and is being treated to a show.
Because why not?
>>29698240
Cute! Wish I could have that kind of doll.
Would you go trick-or-treating at snekpone's house?
>>29693533
They brought joy to people with no sign they would be rewarded for it.
They were like ninjas, showing up to post a green that made you feel tingly inside then vanished back into the shadows.
No name, no trip, just one anon helping a few more feel a little better.
>>29699149
As long as she didn't tread on me.
>>29699181
So, no namefags, no tripfags, no epic plot arcs.
Just anonymous, short, sweet, and feels.
Got it.
Cross the streams!
Batpone snekpones!
Well?
>>29703569
Cute, but where's the pone?
>>29703589
Under the snek, obviously!
>>29703605
>smothered in coils to the degree that passerby can't even tell you're being snuggled hard
unf
What rhymes with snek?
>>29704002
Bake.
Quake.
Flake.
>>29704002
Applebloom, do not quake
It's your friend who is a snake!
Would you be her cuddlemuffin?
>>29704002
>Rape
>>29704515
Yep! But, either she's smol or that's a big muffin!
>>29687358
unf
>>29677975
I've never considered it before, but I bet, being cold-blooded, snek wouldn't like ice cream much. Headcanon accepted. Snek no like cold treats.
ded snek
>>29704002
i just rhyme snake with snake like a rebel.
>>29702576
I'd gib hug
>>29704002
kek
Threesome, anyone?
BONUS: Mother/Daughter Team
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
>>29710598
Mushroom, mushroom.Alternatively, SAVE THE BADGERS!
Bump with content.
(For those that remember from 'Winter Wrap Up' that Twilight is terrified of snakes).
>>29711194
Now have her offering Twi a quesadilla.
WHERE IS YOUR CELESTIA NOW?
>>29710618
https://youtu.be/hnTb3tf73ss?t=64
>>29711218
Okay.....
>>29711194
Did you see >>29674015 ?
>>29711241
And to make that extra special, Badumsquish made this several months before the episode with the quesadillas.
>>29711245
yep...
After I'd drawn that one with her cuddling Twilight.
(I don't draw her as long as Badumsquish does).
>>29674351
>75%
>A-
is this the world we fucking live in now?
>>29711267
Just had a look.
Seems this lamia he did has only 2 images.
(Probably got in trouble with a certain jealous blue snek pony....)
>>29711344
Not....
Jealous....
at all.....
(I smell bullshit!)
imagine all the pretty ball python pones!
Posting snek.
>>29711600
What's wrong with you?
>>29711762
What does the thread say?
>>29711600
>Captioned: Buckle up, I'm about to take you somewhere really weird.
>>29712602
It's unusual for someone to shift + click a thread they created, but you have done it. Feel proud of yourself, because I'm hiding this shitshow now, because you ruined it for me with that hideous drawing.
>>29712608
Not the artist. Or the snake-poster.
>>29711363
Bumping for more cute snek.
Fresh OC fellow poners
Just let this shit thread die already.
"Strange Waifu" is over. Just coniform monster girl fetishists.
>>29714443
s-swt n-never dies
we even have fresh oc in this thread
>>29711528
They're chubby!
Yes, then I would skin it and sell it to Racist Fashion Horse
>>29714831
Legit though, I bet snakeponies would make a lot of money selling their shed skin. I bet it's smoother than silk.
>>29669726
I wish to take this home with me and cuddle her forever.
>>29715562
Her tail rattles when she snores at night though. Could you live with that?
>>29715668
The only thought of how absurdly cute it would be is enough to make me smile like a fucking idiot behind my screen.
>>29715824
Snake, rattle, and roll (tomorrow, today is for rest)
>>29715843
>Rainbow boa body
>rattlesnake tail
>'Adder'a
This snek is really confused.
>>29716550
>Happy.
>Rattling.
>>29716550
Blame Betpony General, she's their creation.
Would helping your snek pony shed be lewd?
>>29716648
No. It would be soft and sweet.
>>29716635
Well, she's cute so I'm not gonna really blame them for wanting a snekpone: they improve everything.
pic unrelated I guess.
I ran out of snek pics.
>>29716732
>cute
She is also lewd at times
do not let snek die
Snekpone doesn't like his job.
>>29719162
>9
>>29718203
Instead of mindlessly bumping, why not seek out and post more snekpone?
>>29719246
laziness, really.
>29670774
(you)
>>29719320
>plays flute
>>29721703
You actually don't need a flute to do snake charming. Snake charming is just pissing off a snake just enough to get their attention to focus on you without pissing them off enough for them to make an all out attack. Basically you move your hand in their personal space to piss them off and when they get ready to nip you jerk your hand out of range.The things you learn in 3rd grade art class...
>>29722073It's more fun to imagine snakeponies becoming helplessly enraptured with flute music
>>29669697
Did someone say snek?
>>29722073
>He forgot to take his thumb here and stick it its butthole to really piss it off.
>>29722131
>snek thread
>post a duck
I just found out Kalianne started as a garter snek.
lovethe snek
>>29724841
>tfw the artist sperged out once he realized people found snekpones sexy
>>29724969
>that slit
UM THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>29724991
Oh well. I probably needed a vacation from this place anyhow.
>>29724991
That's neither horse pussy nor cloaca. It's just a line, dude. The scales just make it a particular shape is all.
Go ahead and struggle. She likes to feel you squirm.
>>29725103
>ywn hug giant temple guardian snek
feels bad man
Hooded snekpones, yay/neigh?
>>29725226
She's a qt.
>>29725103
>>29725226
Where does one boop the snootle?
>>29725501
Right there! Just do it! She'll even give you angry snuggles afterwards!
>>29669697
Honest question: why like snek ponies? Tighter hugs and more intimate cuddles is my guess.
>>29725761
Good guess. A long snek gives great full body hugs.
>>29725103
I need more of this snek
>10
>>29727240
Tell "nobody", he drew her.
Aliases: nobby, nobby-art, nobbydraws
It's KNOT over yet!sorrynotsorry
>>29729480
She's just waiting there for you to pass innocently beneath her perch...
And then...CUDDLE TIME!!
>>29729674
>implying
Snekpones just let their tails dangle down like fishing hooks, waiting to loop around curious observers to get to close and pull them up into their trees.
>>29729480
Just sunning herself, until a better source of warmth comes along.
>>29729708
>Huh. That's a weird looking vine.
>I'll just take a closer look an-OH JESUS OH GOD
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!
>>29731021
I wish there were more slimia ponies pics.
>>29731021
>insecure monsters
what a fun combo
>>29731164
It is kind of cute.
>>29730467
I guess maybe that's where the term "nope rope" comes from.
Greentext?
>>29669697
I'll tread on her instead.
>>29725761
Another reason to like snek ponies: imagine the kisses she would give you...
>>29734387
>she flicks her tongue out on your cheek to tickle it
>>29730467
>>29729708
>You're trotting with your friend in Whitetail Woods
>The two of you have gone on your stroll many times before, it helps you both think and unwind after a hard week
>You reach a huge weeping willow that you typically rest under to nap or eat
>Your friend notices something thick hanging down from the canopy
>tree is huge for a weeping willow, and the drooping leaves camouflage anything above
>You two approach the thick rope, which is swaying gently despite there being no wind
>You two examine it, gently poking it with your hoof, watching it recoil as you gleam information about it.
>It's smooth and scaly, like some long tail, but you're certain that no monsters live in this forest
>Suddenly, the tail whips around your friend, lifting him up into the dense branches
>He's oddly silent, and the only thing you can hear are soft giggles from a feminine voice
>Ask your friend "Hey! Can I have your stuff?"
>>29716747
Well hello there
I drew some of the sneks in this thread! Does anyone have any lamiapone draw ideas?
>>29737252
yes, make a coatl pony that doesnt look like garbage.
>>29695448
>>29695448
>>29737277
Thats... actually a very interesting idea. Lemme see what I can do...
>>29737506
god speed anon
>>29737277
>>29737993
Here is Metzli
>>29738219
>>29738219
Nice.
How about a very shy snek?
>>29722925
Man, that brings back memories. I once managed to set a trap for a garter snake when I was 3. Living in Colorado sure was a blast...
>Page 9
>>29714443
Until I get more Somber Beacon SWT will never die.
>>29739587
The fuck even is that?
RIP /swt/
>>29738219
I think she would look better without that awkward fin on her forehead, but other than that nice.
>>29669697
DANGER NOODLE!!!
>>29669697
sure
>>29738223
>>29738238
tks
>>29740838
I wasn't sure what to put on her head really...do you have any suggestions?
>>29742327
I'll try to rough out some ideas, but I'm not a very good artfag.
>>29742327
Feathered crest, maybe? I think what everyone thinks of when they hear the name "Quetzalcoatl" is a winged and feathered serpent.
>>29743188
>>29743291
Yknow, I'll try a feathered crest similar to the tail crest
>>29743626
i did what i could, but im an amateur.
>>29744080
I have to edit that eye wooops. thats what I get for drawing late at nite
your left suggestion I will try in addition to the feathercrest!
>>29744083
im sure you got this.
>>29744083
Godspeed, drawfriend!
Bump for snek
>>29744210
>>29745226
ok, gonna post em soonish
I think feathercrest came out nicer
>slither
>slither
>hiss
>hiss
>>29748567
>this is actually a very naughty thing to say in their language
>>29748567
Cute but those scales are really lazy.
>>29748565
>>29744083
>>29744210
>>29745226
I went with a sorta hybrid
>>29744080
of this
>>29749634
much much better.
>>29669697
why does snek has leggies?
>>29749634
>Quetzalcoatl pone
oh yeah. das good.
>>29737277
i made a quetz too
>>29750012
interesting style
>>29749711
For maximum hugs.
>>29749681
Alright!
>>29749774
coo
>>29750012
I really like her mane!
>>29750012
What a qt
>>29688595
Getting better, that's for sure. Moar.
I kind of want to do a mid length story, but I'm not sure if I should start. I predict the thread will die long before I finish and I really don't want to be the sole writefag on any thread.
>>29750900
I have been summoned!
Ask and ye shall receive, gimme a few hours.
>>29750940
You're not alone. I was just summoned.
>>29749634
>>29750012
green of these 2 when?
There's plenty of snekpone for sure. But what about what happens when anon is the one who goes full snek? Either becoming a naga, or just somehow due to lady luck and fate shitting on him, he's a full-on huge feral snek that basically shitposts via words and his tail and cuddles with others.
>>29751749
>Snake shitposting
>Distant cry of "BOSS, WHAT'S HAPPENING? BOSS!"
>>29751749
>"That's the thing Fluttershy...I'm already a demon"
>>29751774
>snekAnon wears a Solid Snake headband at all times for laffs
>constantly makes MGS jokes and snek puns around ponies
>ponies are getting sick of his shit
>if it weren't for the fact that snekAnon keeps growing longer and thicker and larger by the day or week, they would have chased him out of town ages ago
>due to such, they put up with his nonsense no matter how much they wish to otherwise
>>29751794
>SnekAnon occasionally constricts around ponies before growling in their ear "Spit it out." or "Where are your friends."
>>29751818
>keeps tying balloons to pone tails. It never works.
>>29751824
>SnekAnon befriends diamond dogs just because of their name.
>Convinces them to help him build his outer heaven
>before long things are being stolen left and right
>ponies realize SnekAnon piled all of their things in a nearby lake with a banner that says "Mother Base" On it
>>29749634
>>29750012
These are weird but a good weird. I Like them
>>29751841
>everyone always sees him sneaking but pretends not to notice because ponies are nice
>unless he tries to tie balloons to apple carts. Or just carts in general
Okay, I'll just stop now, back to snek pones
>>29751824
>>29752715
Is there something behind the balloon thing that I'm just not picking up on?
>>29753107
MGSV meme, basically a balloon used to extract things
Need a draw friend to pointy this.
>>29753532
FECK
>pointy
*ponify
A match made in... somewhere...
>>29753107
>>29753129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbzSkOa_hU
>>29753847
Kekeke...
A bump in the night.
>>29670774
Potentially harmful.
>>29670774
Benign.
>>29670774
>>29755481
Anti-Carcinogenic
Ummmmmm...
>>29756759
Nice Artwork.
>>29756759
wheres ponk and dash?
>>29757580
>Black Mamba
Of the venomous snakes of the world, only the King Cobra is longer. The Black Mamba is also the fastest land snake in the world, able to reach speeds in excess of 12 miles per hour (20kph). However it uses this speed to escape danger, rather than catch prey.
>>29756759
rarity is fabulous
>>29758241
Always.
>>29758452
>posting a Rarimouse in a snek thread
You know what's gonna happen right?
>>29758528
>tfw vore containment thread is kill
>>29758742
>>29758811
Can't let the thread die on double dubs!!
>>29759268
BREATHE DARN YOU
>>29759343
Quick hunt turned up this.
Not quite sure what was going through the artist's mind but it's certainly... different.
>>29759432
Have a grey music snek.
>>29759432
Pretty much pic related.
>>29759474
>Not shaping herself like a treble clef
C'mon, music snek!
>>29759636
I knew it was Totoro, (file name), but a cow pony?
>>29759659
Monster girl fetish, presumably.
>>29669697
run the fuck away because there is a mutated pone nearby
I don't even live in Chernobyl
>>29759836
Fukushima, then?
>>29759836
>Not living in Chernobyl for the sole purpose of finding mutated pone
Imagine the authorities.
>"So uh, why do you need access to the reactor reservoir area?
"I MUST FIND MUTATED HORSES"
>That moment you realize that there could possibly be a pony who has gained the facility of speech living somewhere in Ukraine...
>>29759981
>Radioactive
>You can never cuddle
>>29759981
I would hug the shit out of that cancer causing mutation horse, especially if it was snekhorse
>>29760007
I do so, just so I can die and have a tombstone that reads
>Died from cancer caused by a mutated snake horse.
>May he rest in peace.
>>29760468
>Last known words: "Fuck those gay mutated skinwalker things, I'm finding the talking horses"
>>29674015
Why are the snakes so affectionate and fond of cuddling? Are they lonely and loking for friends? Or are they naturally sweet to the point where affection and cuddles are their normal desires? Either way they sound so sweet; I want to cuddle with Kalianne and talk to Kalianne, perhaps read with her as well.
>>29761020
What do snek pones like to be read?
>>29761050
Considering the fact the snakes are so affectionate, then I assume they would like stories about affectionate characters who have many friends and do fun things, such as blowing bubbles, walking in the park, painting, and cuddling amongst other adorable affectionate things. The snakes love affection, why not read affectionate stories with them, to make the snakes happy?
>>29761170
So you're saying I should read them the MGS3 instruction manual
>>29761020
Instinctual response.
They love to coil around, even more so around something warm, and even more if that something is squirming.
You can't take snake out of snakepony.
>>29761020
A lot of creatures are frightened of noodle horse.
So when she finds one who takes an interest in her, rather than fleeing in blind panic, she can't help but feel a connection. She takes it as affection, and desires to reciprocate.
Apparently some dude got et by a Reticulated Python in Indonesia.
>>29762286
Retics are both big and psychotic. The only incredible thing is that they eat so few people per year.
>>29761400
>>29761521
Both of these.
Need one. For cuddling purposes.
>>29763305
hnng
>>29762729
How is this different than normal Cadence?
>>29761199
If it is a manual filled with affectionate stories, then of course the snake ponies would enjoy the story.
>>29761521
I would be glad to be her friend; she seems so nice and happy; she should have plenty of nice friends. Why are the ponies afraid of the snake ponies,when they are so nice?
>>29669745
boop
seems someone tried to bring back /swt/. i suppose if i decide to write anything ill move it there. no point in being divided.
>>29766379
I'm that guy, shit dude, I haven't been around much in a year and searched for /swt/ the past few months and saw nothing so I thought it was dead. If the general integrated here then let /swt/ 404 because I goofed up.
>>29766491
We'll, we could just dump snake content in here until the thread hits the bump limit and carry on in /swt/.
Midnight bump
>>29766491
>If the general integrated here
it didnt. im not even sure if lamia pones came from an idea from /swt/ or not, but im sure theyd fit in just fine if not.
>>29767295
I think maybe it was a toe in the water, to see if the /swt/ might be due for revival.
Sea Snake. Any drawfriends care to have a go at ponifying this?
>>29768458
that is a yellow snek
>>29769126
Not how the tail flattens vertically to aid swimming. I thought it would be fun to see a pony version, but I freely admit that I'm a writefag, and suck at doodling. So hopefully someone is willing to pick up the idea and run with it.
Never knew how cute these snake ponies could be.
Snekpones remind me of Alp-Luachra pones. Wish the anon was writing that Alp-Luachra still existed
Steven Magnet and the Dazzlings. Because why not.
>>29770648
I'm still surprised no one else ever drew Steven Magnet with the Dazzlings.
>>29770944
Rescue bump!
>>29771772
Just let it die senpai, we'll move over to /swt/, give it more bumps
>>29772064
This, tbqhfam. Feel free to bring the snek to /swt/.
This thread was made for me
>>29768458
my pen pressure broke so i had to do this in paint but i want you to know that i tried
>>29773247
>my pen pressure broke
you mean your wacom driver?
>>29773251
probably
>>29773251
as it turns out, yes
>>29773319
its happened to me at least once.
>>29773319
Nice! Thanks!
Also, looks like some ass-clown is on a rampage making stupid empty threads in an attempt to 404 other threads.