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I want to kick Horsey McGee in the balls.

>>29758922
New thread, new announcement
HISTORYYYYYY

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COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk

701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up - Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.

703: A Flurry of Emotions - After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!

704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

>>29757570

A Flurry of Emotions sounds like it's gonna be shit.

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>filly

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COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk

701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up - Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.

703: A Flurry of Emotions - After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!

704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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we made it!

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>Today is World Theatre Day

>>29749489
блять

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>>29749489
How can AJ's parents be away if an apple never falls far from the tree?

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>>29749489

>The tree, a sickly Golden Delicious apple, doesn't weigh that much really.
>But the clod of dirt brought along to protect and nourish its roots?
>Yeah, that's a little heavy.
>But you take it like a champ as you carefully lift the tree out of the wheelbarrow and lower it gently into the hole you and Tree Hugger prepared for it.
>The pony who owns the property, one Flaky Crust by name, hovers anxiously.
>"Please be careful with that, it was a gift from Granny Smith, you know!"
>You're a little too busy to answer, so Tree Hugger answers for you.
>"Don't sweat it, dude. Anon knows what he's doing. He's helped me out, like, a bunch of times doing this."
>You settle the tree carefully, as upright as you can, and kick some dirt into the hole to stabilize it while you tie it off to the stakes.
>"Man, his aura's looking better already. I think this tree will grow a lot better on this side of the house, he'll have more water and sunlight for sure. Just need to enrich the soil a bit."
>So saying, Tree Hugger shovels some organic compost into the hole.
>"Trees need to eat too."
>"I thought they just needed sunlight and rain."
>"And rich soil full of nutrients."
>You finish stabilizing the tree and grab the larger shovel, carefully piling dirt back into the hole as Tree Hugger adds some water.
>"And here's a couple of earthworms, to help aerate the soil."
>"WORMS? Yuck!"
>"All part of Nature's Plan, dude," Tree Hugger assures Flaky Crust.
>You can move earth a lot faster than ponies can, so the tree is soon securely planted in its new home.
>"See Flaky? I told you Anon does good work!"
>"Hmm. Well all the same, I wish you'd warn me if you're going to bring strange aliens to my bakery."
>You ignore the remark. You've heard worse.
>"Chill, Flaky. Anon's my friend."
>This earns Tree Hugger a strange look from Ponyville's newest pie maker.
>"Weirdo," you hear him mutter under his breath.
>That, you refuse to ignore.
"Hey, Tree Hugger is MY friend, Flaky."

>>29748686

>Flaky Crust is taken aback, particularly by the fact that you tower over him, and steps off, keeping an eye on you.
>Tree Hugger goes over to him.
>"Relax, dude. Job's done, and I'm sure your Heirloom Golden Delicious apple tree will thrive now that he's on this side of the house."
>Flaky looks at you both as though you were imposing on him rather than doing a service for him, but huffs and tosses a bag of bits over to Tree Hugger.
>"Thanks for your business, give me a call if he still has any problems."
>Flaky trots towards the front door of his shop, muttering, "You can bet I will," before he slams the door shut.
>With a sigh, you start gathering up the tools and dropping them noisily in the wheel barrow, until you feel a gentle hoof at your leg.
>"Don't sweat it, Anon. You did good work, and I'm grateful for your help, even if Flaky isn't."
>You put the last tool in more gently, then pick up the wheelbarrow and push it onto the road, followed by Tree Hugger.
"I keep thinking after all this time that ponies would be more accepting."
>Tree Hugger giggles a little at this.
>"Most of them are, dude. Flaky just moved to Ponyville after his uncle left him the bakery. He just doesn't know you as well as we do."
>By "we", of course, Tree Hugger is referring to herself and the residents of Ponyville, most of whom are pretty much used to you by now.
>You too odd jobs, like transplanting trees and digging holes and other tasks where your physiology gives you an advantage over ponies.
>Tree Hugger has actually been calling on you a lot lately.
>She doesn't earn much from her work, but she always splits what she earns from jobs you help her on.
"I know. It just grinds my gears is all."
>Tree Hugger has another laugh at this.
>"Grinds your gears? Is that another one of your colorful metaphors Anon?"
>You take a moment to remind yourself that none of these ponies have likely ever driven a vehicle with a manual transmission.
"Yeah. Just another relic from home."

>>29748957
More coming, but body demands sleep. *ded*

OP didn't fuck up the new thread?

And it's even got Dong Ring as the OP Pic?

Clearly this is a good sign for RGRE

Next Oppic Nominations are open btw.

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How can pony "mares" even compete?

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>>29743739

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>>29743749
Why would you think I'm Mexican? I'm American

>>29743319
That's a weird hat.

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Repostan

>>29743342

This mare is uggo

>>29738136
Bump because I'm interested

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>>29738136

>>29738136
>150 bucks

Pass

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>>29735049
IT
IS
NOT
SUN
DAY!

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obligatory "it's not fucking sunday you double nigger" reply

it's not fucking sunday, faggot

>>29734628
Do a Nielsen and send random people pithy amounts of money in exchange for watching it.

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>>29734628
>Convince Twilight to let you come back to Equestria with her.
>Meet the usual crowd.
>It's a little bit awkward at first - what with you being in interdimensional visitor and everything - but eventually the ponies begin warming up to you.
>Tea at Fluttershy's.
>Party with Pinkie Pie.
>Help Rarity dig for gems.
>Lazy Sunday afternoons with Rainbow.
>Study sessions with Twilight where you share knowledge about both of your worlds.
>Help Applejack out with the farm when things get too much.
>Equestria soon starts to feel more home to you than anything you've ever known.
>It's great having fun with everyone.
>For a year, you enjoy the little things with your friends, living in the moment and not thinking about yesterday or tomorrow.
>The months go by.
>On the last day, Twilight comes to visit you, her eyes glistening with unshed tears.
>This is it, she tells you.
>The end of all things.
>You're ready for it.
>You've always been ready.
>Behind you lies the best year you've ever had, and you wouldn't want things to end any other way.
>As the world around you slowly washes away into darkness, you close your eyes, hugging the unicorn close to you and enjoying the warm sensation of her fur on your skin.
>Humming the theme song of that one colorful cartoon you used to watch, you let go, vanishing into the abyss together with everything you've learned to hold dear.
>Friendship is magic.

>>29734965
I didn't ask for these feels.

FIRST FOR PINKIE PIE IS WORST PONY

We have a Discord server now!

https://discord.gg/nVA3wW6

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Welcome to the world new SPG

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>>29728996
More Auntie Sweetie?

WAITING FOR FUCKING FLUTTER COUSIN

>>29729032
>"C'mon, Nonny! Your mom wants me to teach you where babies come from. She wanted me to use some dumb book, but I'm gonna show you first-hand."

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[YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST GREEN WOULD BE YOURS, BUT IT WAS ME! ALYCORN!]
>>29719318
>You trot in place for a moment to let your mind sync up to moving your new body parts, and let out a relieved sigh.
>Easiest way of removing that phantom limb feeling.
>You smile at the group and join them, getting nuzzled in greetings from the ponies and a hug from Sarah before you settle down next to Lily to help her with her mouthwriting.
>Something that you quickly became surprisingly adept at, even if you still have 'doctor writing' syndrome.
>Ah well, such is the life of a Doctor, you suppose.
>Cramped note-taking was a requirement for when you were in collage, and unfortunately it kind of screwed up your handwriting forever.
>Either way, a few hours pass like this, comfortably assisting Lily as she switches from mouth-writing to drawing, though she's not a fan of how crayons taste.
>"Doooooooooc... why can't I just write with my wings?"
>Lily's whining a bit, and you know it's because she doesn't want to be in the Trailer anymore by the way her wings are fluffing in agitation.
>You personally agree, but gas station stops and actually getting out of the trailer is currently reserved for the rare occasion they come across a mostly-empty truck stop, so that everypony can get together and relax a bit.
>The Herd is more then just being a collection of ponies after all, it's a community, and almost a family in it's own way.
>You hadn't thought about it before, but you realize now that it's all about being together and resting with one another.
"Because your wings need time to develop Lily. I know you can fly, but contorting your wings in such a way could strain or hurt your flight muscles. Give it time."
>You genuinely didn't want her to get hurt, and unfortunately, you didn't have a huge amount of experience with pegasi wings, but normal wings on birds could be damaged in much the same way that a human rolls their ankle if they're rotated the wrong way or flexed in a weird angle.

>>29719748
>collage
College

>>29719767
[Whoop, you're absolutely right. Thank you.]

Gas all Glimmerfags

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>>29711801
Human Glim > Nu Glim > Old Glim