What happened to this writefag?

>zajice
>writefag

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>>29609390
You'll have to be more specific, they're all cum guzzlers.

>>29609405
The one in the threads about Twilight being addicted to cum, obviously

>>29609390
he got burned out and started writing another story i think

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>>29609390
He became a faggot and wrote like 3 greens for Anonfilly, which is unforgivable.

Come back and save Twilight from her cum coma and your sins will be forgiven, Crossroads.

pastebin?

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He's mostly just on discord and buys stuff when he gets drunk.
occasionaly isn't lazy and writes.
It's weird seeing a thread asking for someone you talk to on the daily.
>>29609838
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads

Someone told him to kill himself and he did.

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This was the general, wasn't it?

>>29609878
kek

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X-roads. You are a glorious writefag and have given me a the prey/pred fetish. You glorious motherfucker.

>>29609878
thanks

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Why can't you guys just let me be lazy... But seriously, it's touching that some of you still care about my story, it really is.
I guess I could try to continue it. some time next week when I have a few days off. Maybe I will take a liking writing it again.

>>29611001
DO IT

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>>29611001
I'll be sure to remind you.
You glorious german bastard

>>29611001
What were you writing and where I remember your name.

>>29611589
He was writing the "Twilight is addicted to Anon's cum" story.

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>>29611001
I care, it was a good story

bump?
we need the cum general back

>>29611001
It's a great story, I remember reading it quite a while back, I'd love to see it continued.

>>29611001
I'll fucking serenade you if you do.

You's a good writer.

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Thanks for all nice words, mates. I really appreciate them.
Anyhow, I will probably give my story a read this night and then start thinking on how I want to continue from where I left off.

>>29611490
Please do, you equally as glorious texan bastard.

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>>29616436
Time to rummage my pastebin folder

>>29616436
fuck yes, my nigger

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>>29616436
please finish your story, you left it on a cliffhanger you magnificent bastard

>>29609395
both the writefag needs to do stuff again and zajice needs to draw again

>>29611001
HAPPENING

>>29609878
Tell him to get his shit together and get back to writing for our amusement.

>>29611001
>>29616436
>>29619094
Get your shit together and write for our amusement. You were my favorite wrotefag until you abandoned me like Scootaloo's parents.

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>>29611001
>Tfw your favorite writefag is dead and won't drop in a thread dedicated to him in hopes that he comes back

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>>29619165
I miss SciAnon.

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Don't get me all frisky for nothing, X-Roads. Be a bro... I'll give you a cookie.

>>29619439
I know that feel, I'm still waiting for the ending of Knight's Nightlight. But I stopped holding my breath at least.

28 posters to a random writefag whipping thread
come bac crossroads

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>>29619439
I'm still proud my Lezard posting got adopted, a shame SciAnon just disappeared, his dog probably shit on every carpet in Australia and he's still busy cleaning.

So what's all the fuss about this writefag?

>>29621807
writes good clop

>>29611001
MAKE THAT WHORE GULP!

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>>29611001
>It's been years. Anon is in jail for assault and rape.
>Twilight is on life support at a horspital in Canterlot.
>Her mother still comes everyday to read to her.
>Only Rainbow visits Anon.
>Her testimony at the trail forced them to drop the attempted murder charge.
>Anon got 5 years. Plus however long Twilight stays in a coma.
>They had to permanently move him to solitary once the other inmates found out his cum = hard drugs.
>But it was too late.
>Anon had already 'recruited' a quarter of the prisoners into his 'gang'bang
>Without their fix, they rioted.
>One survivor is quoted as saying,"That's the gayest dumb shit I've ever seen."

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Good thread

>>29611001
oh fug

>You lived to see the return of cum addicted twilight green
Gonna make it brahs

>>29624923
There better be a happy ending or I'm going to lose it. All my favorite stories seem to go to super dark places and then stall out or end on a bad note.p

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>>29611001
Your stories are shit m8
Don't start back, please.

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>>29625743

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>>29625743
>"100% me?"

>>29625743
your opinion is shit m8
don't post here

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>>29625743

>>29626759
Honey, this is a free country, I'll post where I please. Thanks hon.

>>29617742
WAT?? DELET THIS YOU PERVERT!!

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>>29628194
No.

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So, finally found the time to read through all parts of my story... I will try to conjure a continuation up this weekend or so.
Stay tuned.

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>>29629065
Fantastic

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>>29629065
>or so

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>>29629299
I work shifts, so it can be that I have to fill in for someone. But that's rather unlikely at the moment.
Just wish me luck.

>>29629317
she wants her cummies

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>>29629331
Soon.

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Schoolfilly Twibutt

>>29629362
yay

>>29630285
Unf

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One ladt bump from me, also... You really should boop the snek.

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I want to cum on her glasses

Holy hell I can't believe I happened to stumble upon this thread. I don't normally do anything but check my regulars.

>>29635674
Boner

Boner wat r u doing?

Boner

Stahp

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>>29637475
It's a pretty natural reaction to spotting bookhorse.

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One bump from me.

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>>29609390
He killed himself because he realized cum drinking is a retarded, degenerate, disgusting fetish.

I remember wanting Anon getting that threesome with Rarity and Twilight being a little bit of a dom teasing her that she can't handle Anon while commending him to thrust harder into her as Rarity screeches in bliss.

I still hope for at least a non-canon Rarity part

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>>29641177
>calling others degenerate on /mlp/
>not wanting to get sucked off by Twilight till you fill her mouth with hot, sticky cum
>not wanting to see her swallow it with delight
Fag.

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I want to bump into Twilight's rump.

>>29609390
He died, welcome to /mlp/

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Bump. I have to work tomorrow, but I have sunday off, so I will write and post someting then.

>>29646565
Can't wait.

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>>29646565

BANE'S Addiction.

I've been caught shit-post-ing! Once, when I was 5!

>>29648907
Wew. Are you clean now?

>>29651032

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>>29654042

Link to original green that may be continued?

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>>29655763
Here you go. >>29609878

>>29655778
Thenks.

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>>29655866
No problemo. It's the "Twilight is addicted to Anon's cum" story.

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>>29611001
Oh shit he's alive.

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>>29656439
Eeyup, and I'm currently writing. It seems I'm a bit rusty though...
Forgot my pretty pony picture

>>29656687
holy shit, we'll finally know what the fuck happens after she jumps towards the portal thing

>>29656687
You're going to post it in this thread? Or maybe make a proper one?

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>>29657183
Don't know yet, but I'm probably going to jsut post it here, since this thread already exists.
Didn't manage to write all that much, though... It's harder than I remember.

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"I'm still trying" bump

>>29658147
chill and let it flow breh, don't try to write a masterpiece, you got this

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>>29658182>>29658182
Yeah, probably gonna do that and try again tomorrow. Seems like I'm in not yet in my "flow".
A fresh and well rested start, so to say.

>>29657327
You're welcome to post in /grave/ if you don't want to be the only writefag in the thread, although even that thread is a bit dead itself at the moment.

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>>29655203
I want to rub Twilight's erect horn.

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>>29660832
Is it gay to suck your waifu's horn?

>>29661348
Only if you're gay

>>29659473
Stop shilling your thread.

>>29661348
Not unless you want it to be.

>>29661348
If she's a he and you are a guy then yes.

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>>29663417

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>>29663484
I'm not giving up on this, though. I didn't read through my whole story for nothing!
Maybe I'm gonna reread the last two chapters again. That might help.

I didn't genuinely write anything in over 6 months
So please be gentle with me

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>>29661873
Not like I'm gaining anything, I just know how much it sucks to be the sole writefag of a bump thread.

>>29663417
Kek, ya, it feels like that.

>>29663590
S'all right. Take as much time as you need. We'll wait.

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>>29663590
Personally, I'm still glad you're still on the ride. You're doing us a favor by bringing back your awesome green.

>>29663590
Ud better not give up. Ur the sole dealer for my predator/prey fetishes (plus that trippy internal scene.. I gotta see how it ends)

>>29663590
Don't need to get too pressured

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>>29664231
>>29665874
>>29666367
Thanks, guys. I appreciate your patience and your appreciation for my story

>>29663592
Perhaps if this thread dies.

>>29663592
Zirivak pls
Hunter Anon when?

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>>29661348

>>29609390
https://discord.gg/MYcKu
Fimfic Discord Server

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>>29609390
>2013
It went so fast.

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>>29673377
>>29674646
>>29675946
I know, I know :^). I'm just busy with work at the moment.

>>29676567
work can always wait

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>>29676768
Technically, I could wait until all my patients have died. Then I would have all the time I need to write... But this would take some time and I probably would be unemployed after this.

>>29676825
money is for the weak

>>29676825
And in jail.

Like Rainbow.

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>>29676825
I wanted to be a doctor, but I lost my patients with the job.
So then I tried to be a banker, but I couldn't make cents with all the numbers.
So then I tried to be a clock maker, but i never had the time to do a good enough job.
So then I became a philosopher, but then i couldn't figure out why i thought that was a good idea in the first place.
So then I became a hobo, working out great so far desu.

>>29678854
Heh.

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He is back.
Bump.

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Twibutt bump

>>29681551
Boner, please. I'm trying to eat right now.

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>>29681551
That's a very nice ass... Wew...
Also posting to prove I'm still here and did note just vanish

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>>29673377

>>29685438
Denied.

>>29611001
Senpai!

wew

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>>29686834
Heya Fapman, Nice to see you are still around too. How's it going?

>>29685438
>saving a thumbnail

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>>29688935
Bad. Thanks for asking, tho.

Also, I can say the same about ya.

What are you writing, baby Cross?

Also, good night.

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>>29661348
But Twiggy isn't your waifu, Crossroads.

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>>29689908
Shush... No one must know.

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>>29689908
>>29690584
This explains a lot.

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Just have to work one more day and then I got a few days off. I hope I will manage to write something up then.
Stay tuned and thanks for keeping the thread up.

>>29698244
No problem dude, looking forward to it!

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>>29698244
Don't lie to these people, you know you ain't doing nothing.

>>29699277
You shut your whore mouth. Those dubs lie.

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>>29698244
>>29699277
>>29702466

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>>29685438
...but, then you'll just be archived forever.
there is no escape

>>29686834
I miss you from way back when NaOH had his own thread and PastaFromSpace was still alive.

hopes never die.

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>>29704319
I miss myself from that stuttering, raping everything times. Thanks, Anon!

>dead thread

>>29706679
but at least its on page 1

>>29707024
it damn is

Waiting for green bump

>>29709801
Cross where u @

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>>29710353
I'm here. I just pretty much came home from a beer after work. Like I said before, I got a few days off now, so I have all the time in the world to write now.

>>29709801
Cheeky bastard.

>>29710550
Take your time. You can't rush art.

>>29704319
>NaOH
Wow I forgot that name.

>>29712546
Delete this post immediately.

>>29711526

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>>29712546
>abusing best purple horselet

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>>29710550
Have you finished those errands

>>29712655
>>29713689
It's ok guys. It's just makeup. She's got a slave fetishes. Weird but I try not too judge bookhorse.

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>>29715383
I'm working on it! But I was always bad at writing beginnings...

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>>29717217
It's ok comrade
You take as long as you need

>>29717217
how is this a beginning? is the next part going to be a new beginning or something? i'm happy one way or another

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>>29717898
What I meant was the beginning of a new part of the story... Which was always a problem for me. Once im into it, its no problem, but the beginning always fucks me.

>>29717874
Thanks, comrade.

>>29717992
>twilight takes a leap of faith towards the portal
>she fails and the larva crushes her
>the end

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>>29718018
Well, that's one way to end it... But I kinda want to continue you the whole story, you know :^)
I mean, you guys want tp fuck the purple horse pussy, don't you?

>>29718057
that's all that matters in life

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>>29718073
Perfect. Now I just need to figure a good beginning for this new chapter...

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Sniff

>>29718790
What is she smelling?

>>29718829
Anon's cum

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>>29712546
> hurting purple
You wanna die kid?

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>>29718106
Stop posting any time faggot, I'm getting tired of this bait thread.

It's been what, 2 weeks?

>>29719422
kys

>>29719435
whole note B tied to another whole note B with a crecendo between them

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>>29719449

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>>29719422
I know, but I'm neither obliged to write nor did I really plan to write in the last two weeks. This thread just kinda popped up and a friend of mine brought it to my attention.
This might sound strange to you, but I have other hobbies too, as well as a job and friends, so I will write when I find time to do so.

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>>29720670

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>>29720670
Never the less, you've been milking this thread for praise and attention by popping in every couple days with the promise of contributing. So far the promises have been empty. For 18 days to be precise. That's almost a month of telling them you're going to do it. For the sake of your integrity and not continuing to disappoint your fans, consider stopping with the charade and avoid posting pointless assurance.

Polite sage, this thread has run its course and is obviously not going anywhere. I think it's time this fell off the board to make room for something that might be productive.

>>29721041
Oh look, it's our favourite tripfag and modcock sucker, KnightSavant.

>>29721041
>knightsavant

kek

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>>29721041
Basically this, this thread will die and the faggot will disappear and no one will get shit. Our he'll make one post and go "ha i told you so" just to spite this post and then the thread will die and he'll drop off the earth and no one will get shit.

>>29721051
>>29721468
Don't believe me just watch.

>>29721041
What a-are you doing here?

>>29721041
You know you could always.... I dunno, stop following this thread? Leave it for the people who are hoping he will get to the >green in time?

Bumping to spite the faggots.

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>>29721041
>>29721964
I don't care.

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But in all seriousness, I have not written in a long time and I have much other shit to do, so it either happens or it does not.
It's as simple as that.

I have faith

>>29724461
I will just keep bumping and see if something comes out of it. It's not like the boardspace would be used better otherwise.

>>29668881
New writefag... currently working on Hunter Anon : a new begining edition. Coming soon

If quads... hunter anon this week

>>29724553
At least I tried... the trips.

>>29724553
>>29724562
You tried, Anon,

>>29724562
>>29724553
If this post ends in a number between 1 and 9, excluding 5, you won't post it here.

>>29724920
reroll

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>>29724920
>4:1 odds
>Fucks up
Great job Anon, what did you do for lord kek to forsake you in such ways?

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>>29724280
Just say you don't want to write, is not that hard. You don't have to go full blown Jeb Bush just to get out of it.

>>29725176
Jeb is getting there, slowly but surely. Soon he will have enough delegates for the nomination

>>29724280
It has to happen. U can't leave poor Twi on that big a cliffhanger.

>>29609390
Oh, I have not done anything! Is it?

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What color of stockings would you recommend?

>>29727105
black and blue

>>29727105
Base: #95e2a7
Stripes: #a9e295

>>29727110
No, white and gold!
Interesting to note these famous color pairs match Luna and Celestia. Coincidence? (Yes)

>>29728804

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>3 weeks of idiots bumping a thread with no content
>surely he will deliver
this is pretty fucking funny desu.

>>29730459
I have to know what happens

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bump

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>>29730459
I called it

I know an attention whore when i see one.

>>29724280
Where u @

Would y'all trolls fo? Some of us still hoping for green and xroads may not have a thick skin. Dunno why so many shittards get their rocks off on getting under people's skin. I've never seen a stronger symptom of "mommy, please notice me!"

>>29737329
kek

>>29738554

>>29739051

>>29740324
>"When I stare into the void, the void stares back."

>>29741090

>>29741722

>>29742396

>>29743280

This is just plain sad. Tell me where your abandonment issues came from anon. Which of your parents left you?

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>>29744375
Both of them, in a dumpster on prom night.

Hahahaha

>>29744367

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>>29609390

I want XR to start up again as much as the next Anon, but why is this empty ass thread still up? If he's not going to write then let him not-write and start his own thread whenever he doesn't not-not-write. Drop this ego-stroke bullshit if he's not going to deliver.

>In all fields

>>29746583
You're right, but I have a feeling he might give up if this thread dies

>>29746609
hardmode bump activated

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mods, pls. over 3 weeks old now and this thread isnt doing anything.

>>29746609
You're so stupid to not realize he's given up already and anything you do or say is meaningless.

>>29746583
Time... moving

>>29745199

Am I the only one who though Twilight died from the cum induced mind parasite thing?

>>29748092
Yes. Because no one actually cares anymore enough to remember. You also missed the t in "thought". Learn to type.

>>29748106
Dude. Quit being an ass.

>>29749128
>"Hurry up and stick it in me, Anon! I need my fix!"

>>29749637
wrong end

>>29750121
no it's not, it worked even when he came in her ass iirc

>>29750145
I believe you're right.

>>29751206

>>29751982

>>29751992

This is stupid and mods are worthless.

>>29752176

>>29753168

>>29752189
Just like (You).

This thread is still alive? Why not use it to try and resurrect other writefags?

I kinda want to write a fan made au of the story where it turns out powerful unicorns tend to get addicted to human semen extremely easily due to their high levels of magic, to the point they can detect it of they so much as approach Anon. As such, Sunset and Starlight both beg Twilight to let them have a taste, but

>>29754499
>starlight
Gonna have to stop you there, anon.

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>>29754499
>Starlight
Nice dubdubs but...

>>29754989
My nigga.

>>29753168

>>29755627
Sage

i'm starting to feel thristy myself

>>29744404
I know that feels.

>>29609390
nah

>>29754521
>Gonna have to stop you
Gonna have to stop you there too, anon.

>>29711794
NaOH is still alive and has been writing his green in a certain set of threads that shall not be named.

https://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

I think a lot of old writefags are still around, they just moved into other threads.

>>29755627

>>29756823

>>29758180

>>29757668

>>29756823
Gonna read that.

>>29756823
perhaps even started lurking again in some cases

>>29759647

>>29724280
Love ya xroads, but I'm starting to lose faith.

>>29761482
That was last week faggot, he's not coming back

>>29761084
290 posts and no green
at least the writefag shown up

>>29761084

>>29764066

>>29765511
>bumping a dead thread

>>29762602
X-roads, if you still look at this thread, I want you to know that this is what happens when you leave it to somebody else. Prepare for green in about twenty minutes people.

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>>29766866
OH SHIT

A WRITEFAG WHO'S NOT A MASSIVE CUNT APPEARS

WHERE'S THAT GREEN

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>>29766866
sheeeeeeit

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>>29766866
>"Oh hello Anonymous, back so soon?
>The mare at the front desk of the hotel flags you down with a hoof, beckoning for you to come over.
>Your shoes clack against the golden tiles on the floor as you pass by a multitude of colorful ponies, many giving you curious glances as you walked by.
>Back where you lived, most ponies had gotten over your strange appearance and never gave you a second glance when you passed by now.
>Here in a hotel though?
>Ponies were checking in and checking out all the time so you were always guaranteed to surprise at least a few with your appearance.
>You reach the front desk and causally lean against it as you wait for the receptionist, Cloudy, to finish checking out a mother and her foal, who was desperately trying to reach over the counter to grab one of the many lollipops kept in a jar for guests.
>Cloudy had a yellow coat with a dark blue mane and spoke with a slight southern accent that had worn away from years of living in Manehattan.
>"That'll be one hundred bits for your two nights, we hope you enjoyed staying at the Golden Château!"
>You weren't even sure the mother was listening to her, since she was far to engrossed in the strange bipedal creature standing next to her.
>Then again, perhaps frightened would be a better word, considering she was trying to hide her foals from your view with her wings.
>Cloudy, sensing her apparent worry, quickly speaks up on your behalf.
>"Oh, there's no need to worry ma'am, Anonymous here is a regular guest at the Golden Château, he's perfectly harmless."

>>29767107
"Hiya."
>You reach across the counter and pluck a lollipop from the jar before ripping off the wrapper.
>You stick out your arm and offer it to the foal who without hesitation swallows it whole before the mother can even protest.
>She quickly scoops her foal back towards her with her wings but does offer you a soft smile as she fishes out the bits from her saddlebags.
>As she trots away, you turn to Cloudy and smile.
"I told you I was good with children."
>She smiles back at you as you talk, seeing as you two had developed a sort of acquaintanceship since you frequented this hotel fairly often.
>"I never said I doubted you, just that I didn't think that mothers wouldn't like you."
"Same difference! You just don't wanna pay up."
You were referring to the bet you had previously made on your last visit to the hotel when Cloudy managed to make an entire entourage of foals cry.
>That stuffed bear never stood a chance...
>"Alright, how about this, if I can guess what's in your magic briefcase today, you owe me double that."
>You look down at the briefcase you were gripping tightly in your hand.
>Normally, you'd engage in a twenty questions type game with her about the contents of your briefcase.

>>29767115
>Through a series of event you'd rather not remember, you'd bumbled your way into the royal castle and eventually, a game of cards with three princesses and the master of chaos himself- Discord.
>And you WON.
>Of course, you cheated like, a lot, but he was doing the same thing!
>Really, it was an accomplishment that you out-cheated a cheater considering how dumbfounded he and the princesses were.
>Anyway, as a prize for beating him, or rather cheating him, he gave you a briefcase that you could never lose and was as large as a two-story house on the inside, despite the objections of the princesses.
>Whenever you needed to place something big inside, the opening would widen to accommodate the girth of the object.
>You had actually started living inside of it part time since the apartment you owned in Canterlot was far to small for your liking.
>On the inside, it looked like just a normal briefcase with pockets and folders for paper and pens but you could push in the bottom like a door which led to a room you treated like a storage closet.
>In that room however there was a double door which led to the rest of the house, and it was actually a house.
>There was even an outside with a front lawn but you could never open the front door or any of the windows.
>Probably for the best though, didn't want to fall into the void after all.
>Today however, you definitely did not want to play twenty questions with her.
>Partly because of the briefcase's contents, and partly because of the nervousness you got from it's contents.

>>29767123
>You stick a finger in the collar of your suit and pull it away from your chest, desperate to cool your rapidly rising temperature.
>Even though you could easily lie, you were in a hurry to get a room and get this visit over with, since a certain somepony had sent you a frantically written letter about how they had broken their entire supply of uhhh, product...
>You told her she wasn't being careful enough with it and bet her this very situation would happen.
>You had made sure the penalties for losing the bet were steep, to try to convince her about the importance of all this.
>Unfortunately, despite her outward appearance as a very prim and proper lady, she had a tendency to be very... erratic when she got stressed.
"Uhhh, not today Cloudy, I'm expecting a very long, drawn out meeting with my business associate today. You know how she gets about her precious fabrics and clothes."
>"Ugh, please, don't remind me..."
>The first time Cloudy met her, she broke into a two-hour exhibition on the importance of bright, yet unagressive colors on employees who interact with customers.
>All because Cloudy's uniform was red.
>She reaches under the desk and pulls out the key for room 375, on the twenty-fourth floor of the building.
>You had wrote in ahead of time and reserved the room seeing as how it was your associations favorite.
>She loved to look out the window and watch the city from high above.
>She was always fascinated by the shear number pegasi the flew around above the city, moving things and commuting from place to place.
>You always struck her for the city type but she must have been born in a town if that many pegasi surprised her.

>>29767127
>There was probably only a couple hundred or so at most on any given day.
>You expectantly hold your hand out, waiting for the key, but she held on to it.
>She raises her eyebrows at you.
>Oh right! The bet.
>You fish twenty bits out of your jacket pocket and place them on the table and she spits the key into your hand.
>"See? I knew you could be trained. I just had to put in enough effort."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, just send her to my room when she gets here alright?"
>She waves her hoof at you to signify her understanding as you speed walk away.
>You were once hoping this situation would happen but now you just wanted to get it over with.
>You had a job to do to and she was cutting into time you needed to dedicate to filling those reports.
>You were paid exceptionally well for your services and you did not want to lose that funding.
>Still, you couldn't help but wonder if she actually held up on her part of the bet.
>You only said it because you knew she's would rather die than walk around in public like that, but now that you thought about it, if she was desperate to get her fix, she might have done anything to ensure you wouldn't reject her.
>You shake your head to dispel those thoughts from your mind, there was no way she did that.
>You needed to focus on your upcoming ordeal.
>Twenty-four flights of stairs.
>You groan and start trudging up the first flight.
>Unbenounced to you, just as you made your way out of the lobby, a certain somepony made their way through the front doors.

>>29767134
>She was wearing an exceptionally large trench coat that concealed her entire body, tail included, from view and was also sporting a large hat that concealed her mane and a pair of sunglasses.
>No one gave her a second glance since what looked like a monkey in a suit just left but it looked like the very definition of "suspicious individual".
>Cloudy looked up from her magazine as a white hoof tapped the counter.
>"Hello and welcome to the Golden ch- Rarity? Is that you in there?"
>She jumped at the mention of her name and quickly shoved a hoof over Cloudy's lips.
>"Shhh! Not so loud! I have uhhh, very, very important business matters to discuss with Anonymous and must do so in the utmost secrecy!"
>Cloudy punched the hoof of her mouth and wiped her lips across her uniform.
>That unicorn really got on her nerves sometimes.
>"He's in room 375, try not to scare any fillies on the way up."
>Before she could say another word, Rarity had already dashed off towards the staircase, leaving a very confused receptionist in her wake.

>>29767134
That's "unbeknownst" in the last line
>>29767127
That's "sheer" in the second to last line

>>29767142
>Finally you had made it.
>Twenty-four flight of stairs had nothing on your superior bipedal stature.
>You opened the door to your room and walked in, thankful to be out of the public eye.
>You bend down and slide the tip of your key under the door for Rarity so she could let herself in.
>You would wait for her, but you had a dream.
>A dream of hiding in your suitcase and getting this over with quickly.
>Ripping your clothes off, you throw them haphazardly on the side of the bed, it's not like you would be needing them soon, and placed your briefcase down in the center of the room.
>Flipping the latches up, you open the briefcase and push in the false bottom.
>The trippy perspective switch is unreal.
>It looked like you were observing a picture of a closet from the outside, but you knew that as soon as you stuck your head down their it would be a fully sized room.
>Standing up, you can't help but smile as you prepare to enter.
>The entrance was flat on the ground despite viewing the room from the position of a wall.
>No matter what you did, your body would always orient itself the correct way once all of it entered.
>You had once taped it to the roof and literally pulled yourself into the room.
>It felt like you were pulling yourself up the entire time but as soon as your feet entered, the new gravity kicked in and you were suddenly dragging yourself on the ground.
>With a quick shake, you brace yourself and lept feet first into the case.

>>29767148
>You saw the opposite wall drastically increase in size as you seemed to hover above the room for a few brief seconds, air rushing past your face and through your hair, before you found yourself standing on the floor, facing the wall.
>Turning around, you can see the popcorn ceiling of your rented room and the, as Rarity had pointed out, "hideous excuse of a ceiling fan."
>Used to it as you were, you shrug and and open the double doors to the rest of your home and begin making your way down to the basement.
>Taking a pit stop in your kitchen, you open a bottle of water and drank greedily from the spout, desperate to calm your rapidly fraying nerves.
>Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, Rarity would probably hate you completely if you treated her word on this bet as serious.
>Thats it!
>A lady like her would definitely despise you for considering her serious, but you knew she was one for a raunchy joke or two.
>Well if this was all a joke to her, then two can play at that!
>Pulling a sticky note and a pen from a drawer, you write in big, bold lettering, I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING WHAT I ASKED. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THEM. JUST THEM.
>Going back the the closet you entered the house from, you place the note on the wall right outside the double doors.
>That done, you down into your basement and pull up a chair as you observe the tray full of toys and keys Rarity had donated to you and described, in great detail, how you were to use them on her should she need more of the stuff before your previously agreed upon date.
>Eyeing the thick metal ring you had installed in the ceiling, you wonder if she actually meant it all.
>And why she own quite frankly this worrying variety of items.
>You never knew she could describe such raunchy topics with that amount of detail.
>And with that sultry tone too...
>*shudder*
>You really, really hope she was just joking.

>>29767156
>"Anonymous? Pleasepleasepleaseplease open the door, I don't want to be seen like this!"
>Rarity whispers as she fidgets around in the hallway, desperate to get out of sight of the public.
>"I'm sorry I had to call you away but pleeeeeese! Have mercy on a poor mare!
>Still no answer.
>She looks at her hooves, saddened by the lack of a response.
>"Y-you wouldn't just let me get terribly sick again would you? Y-you wouldn't do that right?"
>"Oh!"
>She spots the tip of the key underneath the door and slide it towards her with a hoof.
>"Thank you Anon..."
>Picking it up with her teeth, she fumbles with the lock for a moment before managing to fling to door open, rip the key out, and slam the door shut with her entire body.
>An immense sigh of relief escapes her lips as she accommodates herself to the privacy of the room.
>"Anonymous? Anonymous darling, are you in here? I hate to be pushy but I really do need to- oh..."
>Noticing the open briefcase, she walks over to it, disdainfully poking it with a hoof.
>She was always fascinated by the briefcase and never stopped fantasizing about having such great portable storage, but she hated going inside.
>The perspective switch hurt her brain apparently.
>"Well, I suppose I must make a few more sacrifices to achieve my goal..."
>Closing her eyes, she puts one hoof forward and leans down, letting gravity push her the rest of the way in.

>>29767161
>The familiar sensations return, falling down, wind billowing around her face, the back of her coat flapping on the way down, and then it stopped.
>Finally opening her eyes, she breaths another sigh of relief as she found her hooves on solid ground yet again.
>"Alright Rarity. Just a bit more. He's probably waiting in the basement!"
>Steeling her resolve, she pushes both of the doors open and struts into the hallway with a purpose.
>Then she saw the note and froze in place.
>Seemingly questioning weather or not this was all worth it, she once more steels her resolve.
>"A-a lady n-never goes back on her word..."
>Flicking the glasses of her eyes and to the ground, she begins slowly lifting away her hat.
>As it falls to the floor, her mane explodes back into its typical curly form and her horn was once again made visible.
>The only difference in her appearance however, was the large metal ring that was clipped over the base of it, shorting out any magic she tried to use.
>With a slightly shaken hoof, she manages to undo all the buttons on her trench coat be for pulling herself out of it.
>On her neck was a large black collar with a heart shaped padlock keeping it in place.
>Her body was covered in black rubber strips that hugged her tightly all around her barrel and flanks yet left her nethers strategically exposed.
>All four of her hooves had thick fussy cuffs on them with a small metal rings on their sides, ready to be locked together.
"At what point did I ever think suggesting this to Anonymous would be a good idea?"

>>29767176
Alright guys, that's all I wrote since I was just testing the waters. If you liked at and want me to write more, I'll give this story a pastebin to.
>>29767146
Thanks for pointing these out for me. I'm wrote this story in a sleep deprived base at 2:30 AM and only skimmed for mistakes so I kinda expected this. Like I said before though, if you guys want more I'll fix it up and write better next time.

>>29767194
*haze. Sleep deprived haze. You see what I mean now?

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>>29766866
NOOOOOO

YOU'RE FRAGMENTING THE CANONNNNNNN!!!!!

Jk idgas

>>29767142
>rarity
Aaannnd you fucked up. X-roads, where the fuck are you?!? This fuccboi is trashing your thread!

>>29768547
>>29767194

>>29768547
The thread was long ruined already. You should be happy you got any green at all.

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>this thread
lmao have a bump

>>29767194
i want more

>>29609390

Have sex