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Welcome to the herd! It's all good.

>>29780330
There's nothing wrong with that. Just remember to hide your powerlevel in the real world and you'll be fine.

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>>29780349
>>29780351
He said ponies, not humans. So lets give this fine man some ponies.

>>29780294
Well, we already commandeered /trash/

>>29780303
right

make that THREE!

>>29780379
However, one isn't exclusively pony themed, while the other is explicitely refering to us.

>>29780132
I-I think so

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>>29780132
Yes

>>29780132
no post more porn
you'll be fine i swear

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>>29780103
NANI?!?

I'm. going to mlpol

Good

>>29780002
no

/pol/ misses you. Please come back.

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>>29780016
Get fucked, /pol/.

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>>29779983

>>29779983
TEST

>>29779983
yes

>>29779886
You lick the mess up a biut, then using your cleaning spell as you pull out and nuzzle the mare.
"I love you as well, and thanks for always being there for me. Welcome to the family, Fixit."
>Fixit hums, nuzzling you back.
>”I’m so happy to hear that, and to keep being there for you.”
>You cuddle with her as you both lay there, you giving a sigh.
“I forgot to soundproof again… damnit.”
>Fixit giggles, smiling.
>”Oh well, not like they don’t know. Besides, I started to get entertainment from Ash getting flustered.”
>She gives a happy sigh, laying on your chest.
>”By the way, you have two messages. One from your mother and one from Lucky. We are almost at the station too.”

>>29779889
Let's hear our mother's message first before seeing Lucky's.
Transfer dog Fixit's collar to her new body.

>>29779889
“Mind showing me them?”
>”One seccond.”
>You wait and Fixit’s original body walks in, collar handing around the neck.
>You get the collar off and secure it to Fixit’s new body, the mare feeling the collar with a smile.
>”Thank you, master Hunter.”
>You smile, looking at the messages.
>The one from your mother is about the video, the files attached to the message.
>It reads: “I don’t think he will forget his mistake.”
>You smile, opening lucky’s message next.
>”Hey, Hunter! We couldn’t put out the video, but we got into contact with the minotaur from it. One of my friends recognized his voice and put a call through. We cut a huge business deal and have a new line of supply we never thought we could afford, you just made my shop a landmark in the kinky world. I’m running numbers today, but I’m going to cut you some of the credits from it all later. I owe you HUGE, thanks!”

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/mlpol/

>>29779890
We wouldn't even notice a difference, we're already infested with Drumptards

>>29779893
Hillary lost.

Get. The fuck. Over it.

>>29779871
I can buy her cookies and her virginity.

>>29779871
She's a very cute pony.

>>29779871
You have a very fine smelling cunt.

>>29779848
Yes

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>>29779848
Pegasi have bones in their wings.

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>>29779848
Ooh help Spike I'm completely stuck under these few rocks which even a goddamn filly could lift.
Yes Spike, I'm totally trying to get out of here. Please help ooohhh..

Here's how I know the creators are retarded/stupid/autistic.
>Applejack pulling on her leg instead of trying to lift the rocks.
It's the small logical things which tell you if you're an idiot or not.

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> Celestia sent Twilight away because Twilight was an unhealthy hermit bordering on being a NEET

> Twilight is now sending Starlight away even though Starlight's only real friend is Trixie who seems to hang out only in Ponyville now

I hope they go over this in the episode and how cruel and ludicrous it seems but I know they won't.
All hope is lost.

>>29779481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRwulXTGhKU

>>29779492
>implying shes being sent away
this is where twilight learns the most valuable lesson of all: the way she was taught isnt always the only way, or even the best way to teach others.

>>29779453
A non-pony ghost, which means you should fuck off

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>>29779456
only Lyra can relate to human ghosts

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>>29779453
I can't >rape that which has no body

>that feel when this used to be me before I watched the show

>>29778528

>>29778528
normies don't hate the show, they hate autistic man children that unironically watch the show then public praises it.

There's nothing wrong with unironically liking the show, but if you do, the social norm is never to speak of it.
Only people who like it ironically are allowed to talk openly about the show, since they won't come out as social retards but rather cynical sarcastic assholes that the social norm find hi-lar-ious.

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>You stare down at the amulet, The sweet release, calling to you. Of how you wish you could just put it on and let the world solve it's own problems. Death feels more appealing than living with the reality you've been dealt. But you can't right? No, You've got revenge to think about.
>You make yourself angry as you gather the energy from the only place you have left.
>Maybe Beating Threadbare would help you or smacking Pitch for... No Pitch isn't you biggest problem now. you have to figure out how to go foreword. With a good portion of your party dead or mutated and the blanks gone you need a plan before you can get revenge on the pony, or rather piece of shit Zebra that really deserves it.
But how?
>>26489927

>>29778392
By finding him and putting a knife in his neck

>>29778392
That plan seems solid enough for what little i remember.

>>29778296
No, what are you gay?

>>29778296
No, I'd eat it

>>29778296
What are you fucking retarded? Anyone here would