Are you ready to have Starswirl lore buttfucked by IDW's worst writer? Have a preview of Legends of Magic #1.
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Full issue should be out sometime in April.
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>>29761082
nah fuck that not gonna read that shit
i know better than reading IDW crap
I want to pressure Nunset into holding hands
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>>29761029
Lewd much?
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>>29761052
>"B-but Anon, Jesus is watching!"
"Good"
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>>29761029
I want to burn homos at the stake with Sunset!
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Why do people hate that we like a show that's about friendship and nice stuff?
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>>29760924
Because they know it's all a trick to distract them while we transport the drugs and child slaves.
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>>29760932
Dude, what the fuck, you're gonna blow our cover!
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Like whatever you want, just don't be obnoxious about it
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I never knew my real parents 2017-03-29 04:48:33 Post No.29760868
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I never knew my real parents
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>I was told by my caretakers that before I was born my father passed away after a lengthy battle with lung cancer, and that my mother had an extremely difficult delivery and died just one day after I was born
>Even though I never knew my parents, I miss them with all my heart
>I never got to know their voices, their lullabys, their touch, or their love
>I grew up in the supervision of a foster home, with many other fillies my age, sometimes they would pick on me, and hurt my feelings
>The caretakers would not offer much support, as they seemed not to understand what was happening
>The only comfort I found in my empty life, was Anonymous
>His suits brought joy to my days, and his greentexts brought entertainment and education to my life
>On the day of my 12th birthday, I woke up, wrote down a few sentences worth of greentext in my diary, and walked downstairs
>The other fillies gathered around to mock me as usual, they pointed hooves, mocking me for the fact that I had no friends outside of the orphanage to come to my birthday party
>"You don't have any friends", began one of my bullies, "other than Anon of course"
>The fillies laughed
>"Even an idiot like you should know that Anon is a faggot"
>I didn't eat cake, play games, or laugh with my pals
>I simply went upstairs to my room, and wrote in my diary
>"May 18th" I wrote in the corner of the page
>"I've been surrounded by people all day, but I've never felt more alone"
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>I put the pen down, and closed the diary
>I took a deep breath, and was surprised to find my lungs filling with the scent of
>Mountain dew
>I heard a soft, fatherly voice from the window of my room
>"You are never alone", said the voice", "not now and not ever"
>I turned my head and saw bright light coming from the outside, brighter than I had ever seen before
>"Ano-Anonymous?", I whispered, "is that you?"
>"Yeah it is, I'm here for your birthday purplesmart"
>My heart rose, a smile crossed my face
>"Really? Thank you Anonymous, this is the happiest day of my life", I told him, elated
>"Come with me, your present's downstairs"
>I crawled over to him, let him pick me up, put my wings around his shoulders, and he walked down the stairs
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>The fillies all looked at Anonymous and I as we entered the room
>What could the present be, I wondered, I was so excited
>Anonymous winked at me, before crouching, softly putting me down, and standing back up
>He put his arms out, like an airplane
>He began a cold sprint towards the fillies, and allowed his arms to clothesline every single one of them
>I could hear the snapping of necks, and the satisfying wheezes of the air being knocked out of the fillies
>Anonymous smiled, and picked up the surviving fillies by their manes, until he had them all in his grasp
>With his free hand, he unbuttoned his pants, and let his thick, unwashed cock spring into the crisp air
>With one swing, he threw them all onto the ground, and fucked them until he finished, one by one as they bled out or their lungs collapsed, with a torrent of steaming cheese whiz
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>No words were exchanged between Anonymous and I, my body writhing with desire seemed to read his mind
>He looked me in the eye and within an instant I knew what I had to do
>I give into my basic primal urges and move towards him
>Grunting and leaning down, I drop my front legs to the floor, bury my face in them, present my purple cheeks to the human, and let him fill me
>Inch by inch I was claimed, I bit my lip and began to cry, as pain, pleasure, and love consumed my soul
>Soon Anonymous filled my untouched insides with another flash flood of musky fluid
>He slipped me off his cock, and carried me to bed
>I was exhausted, but satisfied
>Anonymous tucked me in, kissed my forehead, and headed for the window
>"Wait, Anonymous", I said, "stay with me, please, I want you to be my daddy"
>Anonymous chucked and smiled
>"I am your father sparkle ass, for all who truly appreciate my green texts, are my children"
>"You will see me again someday, when you truly need me, I'll be there"
>I smile brighter than I ever have before
>Anonymous winked, before shouting "scruffy is a faggot" and disappearing into the crisp and dark night air
>I close my eyes, as I think of my last thought before drifting to peaceful sleep
"Anonymous is love"
"Anonymous is life"
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Has anyone here actually tried mare's milk?
Is it any good?
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Do you know where I can find Mare's Milk? I have never seen Mare' s Milk in any stores.
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>>29760858
>tfw french
I'll check if theres some next time I do groceries now.
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>>29760968
I think it's regional
Frenchy here>>29760975
Says they might have it there.
I haven't seen it in the US before
>>29760858
I wonder how nutritious it is.
I think we should do a subway thread.
Can we do a subway thread?
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You are out on a camping trip with your waifu and the CMC. You took a campervan because fuck roughing it.
>Wake up
>See this
>What do?
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>>29760505
yeeeeeeee
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>>29760505
>rape
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>>29760505
Don't move.
It won't attack of you don't move.
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give me your best pony porn
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Go find your own, junior.
We're not here to spoon-feed you.
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>>29759929
YOU SICK FUCK
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>"That's it, Anon! You've called me fat for the last time!"
>"MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!"
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>>29759805
Wow those eyes make you look even fatter!
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>>29759805
"Damn, girl, I didn't say 'fat', I said 'phat'! Weren't you listening?"
>hospital
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>>29759805
So fat she cant even fit in a whole jpg!
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Do you think he hates other ponies that are ableist towards him, or as i like to call it, Stableist
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I want to break his wheels and fuck his ponut
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>>29759748
They have magic in Equestria.
Can they not fix a broken spine with magic?
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>>29759975
Probably doesn't have enough bits for spine surgery
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Where does /mlp/ buy their merch? I'm looking into making some cute pony sculptures to sell, but I'm not sure where the biggest market is for me. Ebay, etsy, what? Any feedback is appreciated.
Pic related. AJ in the progress of being painted
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>buying merch
>watching the show
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>>29759666
All of the stuff I have bought has been off etsy.
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I don't think eBay is too active anymore
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Is she purple or pink?
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>>29759165
She's a cunt
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light purple
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>>29759165
>"pale light grayish heliotrope"
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Starlight_Glimmer
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What is the best option for writing fanfic now that the show is a mess? 2017-03-28 10:37:56 Post No.29759069
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What is the best option for writing fanfic now that the show is a mess?
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We've now got a ton of contradictory elements that mess with both the logic and the tone of the show.
What's the most efficient way of dealing with these rogue elements when writing a new fanfic series? Should one put them on the crystal train and pretend they don't exist? Should you start an AU and pick and choose? Should you do a soft-AU and just retcon when necessary? Is this going to be one of those "it depends" answers or are there any general guidelines?
No matter what, people will get angry because of their interpretation of canon (headcanons). So is there a way to minimize that while staying true to your vision?
Hopefully there's some anons with experience in reading such fixfics who can find out what works and what doesn't. Or at least point me in the right direction.
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>We've now got a ton of contradictory elements that mess with both the logic and the tone of the show.
Such as?
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>>29759069
IMHO
Must have in a fiction:
>Whole mess with the toxicolor changelings - completely undone, with or w/o retconning of connected events
>Whole mess with a Furry Fart - retconned her to be just a very powerful unicorn.
Highly desirable:
>Whole mess with Twilicorn undone, with or w/o retconning her new princess status
Logicaly sound:
>Cadence as an Alicorn also fucking undone - let her be just a unicorn or even pegasi, because she is anyway useless and haven't done anything significant with her magics anyway, so you can actually have a pegasi ruler.
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>>29759082
the only one i can think of is the dragon aging process which is inconsistent at every turn. i highly doubt OP can name many others if there are any, let alone a ton.
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I am trying to make a pokemon team based on just any general pony combo. One of my favorites is Luna but I'm open to opinon. I'm attempting to make a MLP based pokemon team.
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>>29758926
here you go
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>>29758935
I know this sounds dumb but which one does each represent. New to fandom honestly.
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>>29758942
>New to fandom honestly.
We have such sights to show you.
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Just out of curiosity and sincietific research, is it possible to swallow whole mother load from a healthy, big stallion in 1 go?
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>>29758736
Go give it a try. Stallion cum is the shit.
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I want Flitter to cock vore you for being such a massive faggot.
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>>29758736
>sincietific
>to swallow whole mother load