Homo Horse Hangout #34

This is kinda gay.

>>29664263
you used my picture, cool

Is it wrong that I think it's gayer to kiss a stallion than to suck his dick?

>>29664286
no. It is only gay if you kiss

Was there a paste deleted from CYOA Anon's pastebin? I could have sworn that there was one about traveling around. I had just started it, but it had something to do with getting a pocket watch back at the part I was at...

>>29664286
You can love horsecock without being gay

>>29664263
>Not the rumblemash pic I requested as Op
O-Okay

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SNAP.

>>29664755
maybe they will let you have the next one. you did get dubs after all

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>>29665388
Hopefully

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why is he so cute?

Link to the picture in OP?

>>29666241
it was drawn by an anon last thread.

>>29664263
degenerate thread

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Delete this.

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>>29666261
Who is Pence's favorite horse?

FAAAAAAGGGGS

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>>29666622
4U

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So I notice anon who drew the OP pic did it for stallions that aren't drawn often.

Anyone know how to summon him to draw more of Time Turner?
Granted, he's not exactly uncommon, but good m/m stuff is nonexistent as of late.

/r/ing Guyra molesting Anon

>>29666641
who would you want me to pair him with?

I can take care of it after the OC request from the last thread

>>29664263
Don't go to the Discord, you'll get hit on by a very pushy pony-gryphon hybrid with a giant cock.

The claw marks near my cock still sting...

Follow me to the gay bath house

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>>29666620

I bet he likes sheriff silverstar.

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Happy pi day /hhh/

>>29666620

one of the weather ponies because they can make lighting.

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>>29666952
Boy howdy

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>>29666791
pair? Well, how about another not-often used horse. How about Doctor Stable? He's the middle one in this pic

page 8 bump

>>29664263
So who named this thread "homo horse hangout" instead of "Equeerstria" anyway

The paste in case any one is interested in catching up.
http://pastebin.com/RZtipyYQ
>>29653330
Looks like 2 won..

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I can't take this anymore. I don't want horsecock but it's so good. How do I stop.

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>>29670165
Just wear a dress, it makes it less gay

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>>29670204
>being a trap
But that's gayer.

>>29670290
it makes you look like a girl, so it's atleast 25% less gay

>>29670302
Repressed homosexuality is gayer though.

>it has been a month now
>Shining Armor as usual is trussed up like a turkey, spread out on the table
>his protests had died off during the second week, now he only looks up with weariness in his eyes as you enter the room
>you card your fingers through his soft mane and trace his horn to the tip. at its base there is a metal ring, designed to suppress magic
>he used to resent being touched, but being persistent had eventually worn his resistance down
>"What do you want?"
>his eyes had lost most of their defiant spark, but there's still a bit of a fight in him, you can tell. the question is moot however. he knows exactly what you want
>you play with his mane a little longer, and sigh
>"Merely your cooperation"
>"Stop toying with me." Shining spits, but there's no real fire behind his words, and he doesn't try to shake your hand off of him
>"I want you." you pause for a moment, and with a smile on your lips continue "There's no use resisting. Nobody will save you. You know it"
>the truth of your words hits him, and he slumps a bit, worrying his bottom lip
>"I can't let you take me like a mare, it's..." undignified. humiliating. all of that and more "But..." Shining takes a deep breath "I guess I could..." he looks sideways
>at last. you know what he's getting at. wordlessly you push your jeans down and stand in front of him

>"I've never done anything with a guy before" he gulps. you've been half hard since you entered the room, but you're getting fully erect from the way Shining is looking at your member. he's terrified.
>you take pity on him and put your hand on his head and guide him to your penis. he lets his tongue take a cursory lick, then another. and another.
>"Stop toying" you grate out and yank a bit on his mane
>Shining takes a deep breath and leans forward
>the heat and suction engulfing your penis is nothing short of heavenly. he gags when you thrust forward
>he starts a decent pace, he probably figures that faster this is over the better
>he's making obscene slurping sounds and you can feel the pony's long tongue under your balls as he laves on them. shit, it feels great
>Shining is sloppy, inexperienced, but in a way it's even better this way
>when you're ready to cum you give no warning but grab his horn and shove your cock deep into that sinfully hot mouth and release your seed deep into his throat, forcing him to swallow around your cock
>later you look at Shining and he looks wrecked. mane disheveled, eyes vacant of expression, bit of semen dribbling down the side of his mouth. he's beautiful. a prince. your prince. forever.

>this is the first time i've ever written anything, pls be gentle
>also I have no idea how past tenses work, English isn't my native language

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>>29670393

>>29670393
>>29670401
>Human
Disgusting

Otherwise, pretty good

>>29670401
Fuck man this is great. Im not even a fag, but this was still hot as fuck

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>>29670425
Don't lie to yourself sweetie, you know you want the horsecock

>you will never kiss a cute little stallion

>>29670446
fuck off with your slave pony memes

>>29670446
Is his cutie mark a fucki g Yu-Gi-Oh card?

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Filling the OC request from the last thread

>>29662418

>>29670925
Been waiting for this all day because I have nothing better to do and my life is shit

Thank you based Drawfriend. Cute as fuck as always.

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>>29670576
you activated my trap card

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>>29670957
You called?

>>29670925
Why does that link back to the Satyr thread?

>>29670925
Do you have a PayPal Anon?

>>29670972
I fucked up. the 4 is supposed to be a 5.

>>29662518
this is the actual link

>>29670987
yes.

>>29670993
Do you have somewhere else I can message you? I wanna get more art from you and would also like to pay you.

>>29670925
Out of curiosity, where can more of your work be found?

>>29671041
I don't have a place that I upload work, except for pixiv, which I use to upload loli. I could make a place to put this stuff tho. any place you would recommend?

>>29671148
Tumblr.

>>29671148
Derpibooru

>>29671148
On Tumblr it's easier to gain a bigger following.

>>29671148
Derpibooru is easy to follow your tag artist

>>29671148
Tumblr or DA desu.

>>29671148
Most artists have both a Tumblr and a Derpibooru

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rump bump

>>29672022
Why is he so perfect?

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>>29672155
he just is

Bloopbadoop

I want to be Big Mac's fuck toy!

>>29672155
his chiseled, sweaty muscles and fluffy wings

>>29673135
I wanna be tied up by Big Mac and teased until I break!

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I want Guyra to spank me!

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>>29666641
>>29669005
>http://i.imgur.com/GviWYIf.jpg

I used it as an opportunity t learn how to draw bodily fluids.

>>29670401

this is great, you should write more

>>29674009
That is pretty ridiculously cute. I really like your style

>>29674054
thank you <3

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>>29664263
Discord is never a part of these threads because he is obviously straight for Fluttershy and Twilight

>>29673143
unf~

I want him to fuck me hard so badly~

>>29674054
this

>>29674807
clearly he is just over compensating by going after two mares at once.

>>29674009
Holy hell anon that's awesome!
Don't suppose you've got an official thing to follow? I'd make you draw gay horses all day

>>29674009
Hey drawfag, do you do frotting?

>>29675223

do I do what?

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>>29664263
Why aren't there any greens of this glorious faggot yet?

>>29675643
What makes you think he's gay?

>>29675606
Do you draw dicks rubbing against each other

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>>29674810

>>29675940
That's fucking gay.

>>29675940
i could i guess.

>>29674009
Do Guyra sitting on Anon's face next

>>29670988
How do you even fuck up at copying?
Also, new to the general, may I have cute stallions wearing socks plz?

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>>29676232
sokku desu

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>>29676232
comfy poner

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>>29676232
chilly poner better bundle up!

>>29675884
His voice. He's also a "lovey-dovey" sort of changeling. Bright colours, too.

t•b•h wouldn't fug

>>29677296
The King of the Changelings isn't gay. Fuck off.

>>29677319
He doesn't have a queen, though. And Chrysalis is out of the question.

>>29677436
>he doesn't have a queen
>must mean he's gay!
Gay logic.

>>29677436
He loves all his subjects freely. He came to power by prompting an open love orgy with the changeling populace, and so far none bar chrysalis seem to be female

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>>29677436
Spike will be his queen.

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>>29672022
>that's the actual pic

Man, fuck that guy.

I just fapped to male ponies. Didn't think it'd feel as good as it did but I feel a great sense of release.
Is it okay to try and experiment now?

>>29678250
Just don't go putting things up your butt that weren't designed to go there.

>>29678312
i feel like dicks were designed for butts. i mean, it is like those games for children, where the round peg fits in the round hole. it seems so natural and perfect.

>>29678361
Unf
This.

>>>/trash/8210113

New porn thread

>>29675128
>>29671041
I made a tumblr because you guys wanted to follow me somewhere elijah-draws.tumblr.com

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bump

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>>29676232
trappy sock pony chuu~

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>"Is this really what stallions in Equestria are wearing?"
>"They're comfy, sure, but I can't help but feeling rather... feminine wearing them."

More animation work- I feel like I'm getting a bit better at this:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/158483406542/sidekicksart-finally-figured-out-how-to-integrate

>>29683442
you definitely are

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Bamp

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>>29684242

>>29683454
Continuing with animation- tongues inbound!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/158503205792/getting-a-bit-better-at-incorporating-animations

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why are snoot rubbings so cute?

>>29682099
Nah dude, it's super manly. Now put on that now.

>>29669766
Sorry i have not updated yet. It will be up in a few hours

Would you boop a robot pony

>>29653330
>>29669766
“I think we should cut loose a bit. After all, we carried that thing around for weeks not really knowing what to do. Storm it’s your idea so you choose the bar!” You said with a grin. Storm Seemed a bit shocked. He was not expecting you to go along with it.

“I saw a good one when we first arrived in this dump. I’m sure I can find us the way there.” The stallion said with glee. Pandora rolled her eyes at Storms blatant disregard for her home town.

“You are welcome to come with us Pan. Im sure you would like to get out of your pyramid thingy once in awhile.” You offered.

“I must politely decline.” Pandora said with a dismissive wave of her hoof. “Cramped spaces with drunken peasants is not my forte plus, i'm not really old enough to drink.” It took you a moment to catch that last part.

“What do you mean you are not old- she’s gone...” You responded. Storm Rubbed up against you affectionately.

“Gee Con. First you give me the armor and now you are taking me out to drink. What did i do to get on your good side hmm?” Storm taunted before giving you a kiss on the cheek.

“I try to be fair.” You said with a huff.

“You normally pick that egghead’s ideas over mine.” Storm said with a smirk.

“H-hey! I have ears you know. And feelings..” Steadfast protested.

>>29686984
“Anyways we should get moving. No telling how long it will take me to find that place again.” You nod and chaperone steadfast who was quite distraught. Sensitive guy. It took about three hours but the group finally made it to the “No Bull” bar. Stringed music spilled out the lantern like windows that glimmered in the waning daylight. Once inside you see quite the sight. A long bar that lined the left wall with a few oak tables scattered near that back of the large hardwood area. Ponies of all types did odd dances to the bands lucid tones. Must be some type of traditional dance with it being the sun festival and all. You and Steadfast found a nice table near the back while Storm ordered drinks drinks. By the time you two were settled Storm was setting the drinks on the table. “Why do you wear that clunky armor everywhere you go?the breastplate is effective enough.” He said giving his chest clank with his hoof.

“Because it pays to come prepared.” Steadfast retorted before he pushed the drink away. “Also i'm the designated trotter. If we all get drunk there is no telling where we'll end up by morning.”

“Come on Steadfast. One drink won't hurt.” You said with a grin, nudging the frothy beverage closer to the cautious stallion. Storm was almost done with his first pint by this time. Steadfast though for sometime before giving into the peer pressure.

“Fiiine. One. But that's all i'm drinking tonight.” Needless to say he had quite a few. So did the rest if the party. Storm was very inebriated by the time you rallied the party to leave. Looking up you see the moon high in the sky. No way you were finding an inn at this hour while being this drunk. It looked like there were two streets at any given time. So you did the most logical thing and convinced the other two that you were going to sneak into Pandora’s for the night. After all what could go wrong?

>>29686995
After what seemed like forever, the party arrived at the large doors that lead into the triangular structure. Steadfast was giggling non-stop. “Shhhh, she's gonna hear us if you don’t keep it down Stead~” You struggled to stay upright as you attempted to lecture the drunk stallion.

“Shhhh!” Steadfast mimicked you; even putting his hoof over your muzzle. “Someone will hear you!” Storm let out a laugh. You put your hooves on the door and give it a shove. The wooden doors swung open with ease. The alcohol has made you more powerful! Or that what you think anyways. Once inside you scout for a nice spot to set up. A few minutes into your search you find a spacious nook with tall book cases on three sides.

“Ok guys. Get set up or whatever. We are crashing here” You quickly stripped off your gear and sprawled out on the floor. Steadfast and Storm followed your example though, steadfast, found himself on top of you. His heavy weight pinning you down on your back.

“Hey con, How about we fuck right here?” Before you could you had the chance to respond strom pressed his muzzle into yours. His tongue forced its way into your mouth as he kissed you, sloppily. He tasted strongly of alcohol yet you could not help but get turned on. You Could feel his stiff shaft pressing against you. But what do you do?

1: Lewd storm
2: Get some much needed shut eye.

>>29687004
1 is the only acceptable option.

>>29687004
lewd storm of course. is this a question?

>>29686984
>>29686995
>>29687004

I'm new to whatever this is. Someone give me a quick rundown.

>>29678312
I'll try not to.

>>29678361
Guess so considering your prostate is just beyond a thin wall of internals.

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would you snug a bug?
would you fug a bug?

>>29688139
Yes and maybe if they transformed into a husbando.

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This guy's boots look like little socks

>>29686137
this is very nice, but the pony is too little

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>>29666620
Who the fuck do you think?

>>29689621

I would love a qt colt that little to love and hug. I wouldn't even try to fug it.

just suck him off a lot.

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Would you?

>>29690124
what the fuck is that

>>29690149
changeling with moff features

>>29690124

soft cuddly fur > hard chitin

>>29690124
>no cute chest fluff to bury one's face into

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>>29689921
oh, I get it
you want a cute little colt to cuddle and a big fuckin' stallion to destroy your asshole?

More animation stuff!:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/158532184537/i-got-some-comments-about-the-lack-of-ball

>>29690819
I love your animations so much
<3

>>29690819
I feel like it is weird that the balls are not connected in the third animation, but overall it looks good.
they also start to separate during the other two animations, but it is almost non existent.

>>29691434
Ah, right! I can fix that- they're separate animations so I can just close the gap between them.

>>29687526
http://pastebin.com/RZtipyYQ you got a bit to read heh

Four votes 2
Three votes 1
Voting ends in 12 hours

>>29690792
I wanna be the meat in a stallion sandwich

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>ywn wake up and see his wonderful face laying next to you as you snuggle into his warm fur.

>>29693369
>ywn feel his massive stallion meat penetrate you in the best way possible.

>>29690124
Would I?

>>29694038
would you?

Looks like 2 won

Macro gay horses

>>29694712
you would think that small horses would have equally small dicks, but all the fan art I have seen tells me otherwise.

>>29694361
Sweet! Can't wait for the update!

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>>29694712

>>29690819
>>29690956
>>29691434
Another update!:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/158562934152/usually-im-not-one-to-fulfill-my-own-kinks-but-i

>>29696051
beautiful.

>>29696051
Why is horsecock so perfect?

/r/ stallion licking the muzzle of other stallion

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>>29696536
Does it count if he's licking inside the stallion's muzzle?

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>>29696536
Surprisingly rare

>>29697220
what is the appeal of having your face licked? it seems kind of gross.

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>>29697568

>>29697568
>Anthro
>not pony
what are you doing anon?

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green of thick stallion kisses when?

>>29697988
as soon as you start writing it.
I believe in you anon

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>>29697988
Shiny being Anon's marefriend tonight green w h e n

>>29698020

anon being Shiny's marefriend tonight green when?

>>29697233
It's really
really
really
cute

>>29698655
No, Pudgy ponies don't get ore candy
unless they snuggle

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Drunbk bump, have a hors

>>29698655
Only if you beat the highscore

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>>29693369
This is deja vu, but so much of our content is... I just love this story, waking up to Shining so many different ways.

>>29698655
If you win a game against me, sure.
If you lose though, the only thing you'll get is a boop on your face

>>29698655
pudgy colts are best colts

>>29700257
>tfw ywn snuggle with a pudgy colt
>tfw one will never sit on your face

rump bump

>>29701426

yeah, your husband's cock.

>>29697220
So adorable. I could watch them going at it all day.

Bump?

>>29697220
This is fetish material enough for me I like the smell of saliva on skin.

Tfw gay

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>>29701426

>>29702800
>tfw total fucking faggot

>>29703643
>tfw one year anniversary this week

So excited~

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>>29698655

>>29698655
>>29704357
Alright, who let the foals in here?
They might be gay kids, but the last thing I want is for one of them to walk in on someone getting a blowjob in the bathroom.
And stop promising them candy. It's weird.

>>29704755

what if we put the foals with each other so we can daww while we fap?

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>>29704762
It would be extremelly messy

>>29705468
You're a big stallion.

Does anything like banned from equestria exist for us hhh bros

>>29706209
Unfortunately, games like BFE are rare in general. To the best of my knowledge, it's the only one of its kind related to mlp.

>>29706273
Cloptopia is p good

>>29706209
I had thought about doing something like bfe last fall. But I try to hard to be authentic. Like I don't want to do anything out of character or defy cannon logic.

>>29705940
F-for you!

>>29705468
sauce?

>rump on your face

>>29705468

is it odd that I love colt/colt foalcon yet hate adult male/colt foalcon? I'm the same way with shota.

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>>29709398
stallions
in
dresses

>>29708793
It is because of the dynamic created between people with such a large age difference. When one is an adult and the other a child, it is hard to see them as a mutual relationship, instead of an adult taking advantage of the younger partner. when the ages are closer, it feels more mutual.

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I wanna kiss the prince of the night

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All of you

>>29709934
Go to bed child.

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>>29709398
>>29709406
yeet

>>29709934
What is that even supposed to mean?

>>29709953

nigger speak for 'we don't get laid'

>>29710007
Ah, okay. So it's just autistic screeching just because we're having fun in our own thread.

>>29709953
He's saying we live so secluded from women so we have an unhealthy appreciation for men.

also
>tfw no bf

>>29710224
>Every woman I've been around has been bitter, judging, and shallow
>My bf is amazing
>"B-BUT YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW G-GRILS!"

kek

>>29710224
The opposite for me. I'm pretty sure I suffered childhood neurosis from being the only guy in a sea of girls.
It's more of an obsession with masculinity, really.

I've only truly fallen in love with a guy once. It was nice. it was everything the owl in Bambi said it would be. Or that Smash Mouth song "I'm a believer".
Seeing every love song in a different light now.
I just wish it struck me sooner and more often.

>>29711316
Are you still with the guy you love?
I'm subscribed to your blog, by the way. I like gay romance.

I wanna do butt stuff with cute little stallions.

I'm a 27 year old friendless KHV neet. I am every bad /r9k/ stereotype. I only turned to guys after I was rejected again and again by girls in High School and college (that I dropped out of my 2nd year) I still don't even know how I'd react to a gay experience irl because I have completely given up on ever sharing my life with another human being, male or female and will probably just kill myself when my mom dies. 4chan is literally my only contact with the outside world.

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I wanna do cuddle stuff with handsome massive stallions

>>29711436
You must be mistaking me for someone else. I don't have a blog.

>>29711924
I was memeing.

>>29711507
I know how you feel, well, without the rejection. My social anxiety makes it hard for me to talk to any one other than my own family, it has been that way since middle school. I never have asked people out, been on dates, any of that. A couple weeks ago the girl who sits next to me in class tried to start a conversation with me, and I was so nervous afterwords I vomited in the bathroom.

I also had to drop out of college my first pass because of depression and suicidal urges and was hospitalized three separate times. They had me on a bunch of stuff too, but I am off it now, although I do have an anti anxiety medication I am supposed to take every now and again.

I'm not gay but, Braeburned's All Aboard comic is pretty hot

>>29712632

Comic Relief is even better

>>29713097
Adorable bugcock is adorable.

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i wanna snuggle with big mac every night to relax from working in the fields all day long

Im a dude, is it cool if i join

>>29711968
I don't get it.

Boop

>>29714002

anytime anon an anon posts about his personal life he is considered blogging.

>>29712640
That's pretty good too, but it's not gay to like horsecock every now and then

>>29714799

I prefer Comic Relief due to featuring my horsebando, Shining.

>>29714804
All Aboard is pretty great cause of Mac and Braeburn

>>29714556
Oh I get it now.
I'll "like" your tumblr post then, since you're not interested in socializing and just want people to validate your commentary.

>>29714823
This
i fucking love that comic

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How many of you have fapped to Shadowlock yet? I know I have

>>29715375
>tfw there's still no gay porn of him yet

boop

Manatee is a fucking faggot

>>29716294
Saaaaaame

>>29716294
Stop hiding behind your mask.

>>29717390
Wouldn't that be extremely painful?

>>29716294
>>29716424
>>29717390
>>29717439
Andie is also a faggot. A huge cock sucking faggot.

Bump

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Champagning Armor

im a beaver can i join

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Pbbbtt drunk bump

>>29687004
Sorry i have not posted the next part yet. I have been busy with getting a job. It will get posted sometime today

>>29716294
So much this

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You you think Sunburst can use Haycart's method to enter books?

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post snuggles

Do you prefer pitching or catching?

>>29722460

bottom4lyfe

>>29715549
who would you want him paired with?

>>29715549
>>29722616
due to lack of an answer I am going to do Shining armor.

>>29722616
Thread's dead m8, but if its not too late I'd suggest sunburst, eh?

>>29723023
ya, kinda late. I already started. sorry. Maybe another pic can have him in it.

If this thread is dead is there another one?

>>29723041
It just takes longer than an hour to get replies sometimes at off hours.
You're doing god's work though

>>29722460
Whatever my partner wants me to do
True Submissive alignment best alignment

>>29723569
>tfw top sub

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>>29675884
He said "Maybe if I had a friend, the love we shared could sustain me2 and "I haven't felt hungry since Spike gave me his love"

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>>29674807
Suuure thing buddy, and Rainbow Dash is heterosexual too
https://derpibooru.org/1293782#

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>>29677319
>>29677436
>>29677463
>>29677618

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>>29698020
Where's this from?
I've seen it before and I'm sure is lewd

Bleeppp

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>>29709406
>>29709948
>>29709398
yeee

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>>29724159
http://jackurai.deviantart.com/art/Shining-Armor-Makeout-636887436

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>>29715549
>>29722935
Shining Armor, Sunburst, King Sombra, King Thorax, Lord Tyrek, Older Spike, Garble, Fizzle...

I just want to see him fucking and getting fucked and cummed

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>>29724200
>http://jackurai.deviantart.com/art/Shining-Armor-Makeout-636887436
Th-thank you senpai!

>>29724120
Cute

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>>29724101
According to Dashfags she is.

>m-m-muh waifu!!!

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>>29715549
>>29724206
>http://i.imgur.com/S9RdnTQ.png
he isn't cumming in the pic, I hope it is ok though.

>>29724088
So he was talking about sucking dick?

>>29724661
yes. Semen and love are one and the same.

>>29687004
With a sigh you push the inebriated stallion off to the side. To your surprise storm only grumbled before quickly falling asleep. His snores echoed throughout the structure yet, was somehow soothing. Like a vocal metrognome. As slumber begins to take you something caught your attention. A pair of orange eyes spied you from a distant shadow. Seems Pandora had been watching you, but for how long you wonder. Nevertheless you decide to pass out without paying the observing mare much mind. Your drunken dreams were strange to say the least. You don’t remember much other that tree ponys chasing you and something about ants.

As you stirred from your slumber you gave a stretch and a loud yawn. It served as a wake up call for your comrades. Storm was up in no time and began getting ready for the day ahead. Steadfast on the other hand was dealing with a nasty hangover. From the look of it he slept in his armor, again. If he keeps this up you may need to make use of your trusty crowbar. “Morning guys.” You said, greeting the sleepy party. The two responded in unison.

“Morning”
“Mornin”

As you rub sleep from your eyes you catch an odd shadow. Formed in the corner of your claimed nook. A tan hoof stepped out. “Oh, hey Pan. Thank’s for not kicking us out last night.” After stepping out, Pandora approached you.

“Well you did not disturb my books so I did not see the harm in letting you stay. I take it you slept well?” Pandora inquired with a smile.

“Eah, i've had worse nights.” You replied.

>>29724721
“Well you missed quite the event last night.” Pandora pulled newsletter from her personal bag and began paraphrasing. “Late last night after the the sun set, well into the festival, one of the leading priests was murdered in cold blood by the public menace Blue Demon.”

“Interesting but I don’t see how that pertains to me.” You stated flatly. After all that’s a job for the guard.

“I just find it strange that the Prince told you not to go to that very event. It was often suspected that the king was this ‘Blue Demon’ for quite a few years. That was until the Blue demon made an attempt on his life. Now i’m thinking the Prince may have something to do with this demon... Do you think the Prince knew the demon would show up to that event?” Pandora seem genuinely concerned about the whole ordeal.

“Maybe he is the Blue demon. Oooo~” You waved your hooves in front of Pandora’s face.

“Con don’t be stupid.” She said with a glare

“Heh, sorry. I’m just trying to distract myself from my throbbing head.” You said with a sigh. It was true, your head felt like it was splitting in two; Your guts were not happy either.

“Well needless to say i have a lot of questions that are not easily answered-” Before the filly could finish her sentence the infamous creaking of the main door reverberated throughout the halls. “Oh now what!?” In a blink Pandora was gone. You figured it would be best to see who had entered. If this Blue demon was real whats to stop it from attacking Pan? Better safe than sorry.

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>>29724200
>OC Lizardthing
>Grafisk
>Clunky UI

>>29724726
“Alright, let’s go see what’s happening.” After helping Storm dress himself the three of you made your way back to the entrance. Awaiting you there was the Jaded Prince and two heavily armed guards.

“Greetings Con. I see you and your friends stayed out of trouble for the most part.” The Jaded Prince waved his hoof. “Leave us.” The two armored escorts left to ensure the meeting was not interrupted. You simply glared, this Prince was beginning to get on your nerves. “I figured something like this would happen, the assassination i mean.”

“So you misdirected us so we could not get involved?” You inquire.

“Yes, Because you would not survive a confrontation with the demon.” The Prince said flatly. “You are head strong and would have tried something foolish. So i advised you to stay away. Looks like i saved you.” He sounded quite smug.

Storm scoffed. “I could have taken it, no problems.”

“No you could have not. You have hardly any muscle not to mention you lack brains, you would have ended up in the ground. Don’t interrupt when The big ponies are talking.” The Prince retorted viciously. His comment left steadfast wide eyed. Storm was fuming; struggling to hold his tongue. Storm knew that if he did or said anything it would get Con in trouble. “I did not come here for leisure you know. I came here to ask something of you.”

You are taken aback by the sudden request but decided to hear him out. “Oh? And what can us humble servants do for you?” You answered sarcastically. The Prince growled in such a way you could have mistaken it for an animal. You could only imagine the sneer hiding behind his faceplate.

“I need you to retrieve a package for me. One of my contacts in the lower district has some evidence I require. It’s pertinent to the Blue Demon investigation.” He said flatly.

>>29724733
“Why don’t you get it yourself, or have a guard bring it?” You inquire.

“Its an unspoken rule that royalty stay out of that area. The peasants blame their problems on us, no doubt they will pin the murder on us as well. And i don’t fully trust the city guard at this time.” He said glancing back, his tone hushed.

“Hmm, I’ll need to talk it over with my comrades.” You responded.

“If you decide to help us again, i'll make sure you are rewarded. Pandora has the address. I must take my leave. Fare well Con.” With that said he left the massive library. You turned and began talking it over with your crew.

“Well if we do this for him it will be an easy pay day. What do you guys think?”

Storm replied first “Well I was gonna say screw him but that makes sense. Easy paydays are my specialty.” He said with a laugh.

“I mean, Yes it’s easy. But what if it’s Not? Something goes wrong and we get in trouble?” Steadfast replied.

Pan decided to insert herself into the conversation as well. “I think you should do it. Despite our gilded appearance the city is in real trouble with that menace running around.” She was not part of your group but she does know more about the city than your party. So when she said the city could use the help you took it to heart. But in the end the decision was up to you.

1: Do the delivery
2: Deny and find something else to do.
3: Other suggestions of what to do or look for, can be added with your answer.

>>29724332
Wow, wasn't expecting him to be this cute.

>>29725133
glad you like it <3

>>29724742
1, might as well check out more of the city on our way there.

can next thread be about idw stallions because we need some sheriff tumbleweed and shadowlock love in here

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>>29720963
Absolutely! It makes for an immersive lesson for younger unicorns who haven't learned to read yet.

>>29725477
YEEEESSSS.
Or for lonely stallions to experience the Kama Sutra.

I wish Pacer would come back.

>>29725541
>tfw ywn have your horsebando try what's in the kama sutra on you

>>29720963
>tfw you'll never get experience all sorts of fictional adventures with your husbando

I wanna boop my horsebando

>>29727018

I want to hold his hoof in public

>>29727301
L-lewd~

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I want to He isn't real, and he will never be real. my horsebando.

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>>29727755
Dub dubs confirm why live?

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>>29727789
We exist to suffer, and only suffer.

>>29728227
My horsebando is nonexistent, but I want him to exist, but my desire won't be fulfilled

>>29728227
Why is he so perfect

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>you will never ride your horsebando into battle then have him ride you that night.

>>29728902
feels bad man

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>>29727755
>>29727789
>>29728227
I want Sombra to >tfw you come out as gay but you still have the same social anxiety issue you had when you were in the closet my ass until I pass out.

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I want Coffee to shove his muzzle into my ass

>>29730515
Imagine being gay like being the same awkward fuck who cant even approach girls except the girls are men and will probably beat you

>>29731713
Sounds cute. Id hold your hand

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>>29724332
>http://i.imgur.com/S9RdnTQ.png
It's beautiful!

>>29731840
thanks

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bump

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What would you do to him?

>>29732715
I would love him unconditionally

>>29732715
I would unwrap him, plop him on the bed, and snuggle him to death, because who wouldn't wanna do that to a cute hors like him?

>>29732715
Apply hat, snuggles, and wrap his dick like a present with the bow

>>29732715
give that cutie the succ

>>29732715
Untie him and play with his gorgeous mane to let him know it's okay. I'd let him sit in my lap, taking in his warmth, his chiseled earth-pony body, his manly scent masked under the sweet homey smell of apple trees and fresh baked pies until I couldn't take it anymore. I'd put my lips to his tender belly and coax as much beautiful, beautiful laughter as I could from that intoxicating qt.

>>29733569
>tfw ywn get a chance to do just that
w h y l i v e

>>29733920
because you can still admire them from afar. if you were dead you wouldn't be able to see them be cute on the internet for you.

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Who wants glazed donuts?

>>29734360
I-I know I do!

Manatee is the biggest, hugest faggot I've ever seen.

>>29732715
insert ginger root

>>29734360
I want to be Donut Joe's fuckslut he keeps under the counter for sucking his cock.

>>29735627
Thats an interesting nine-to-fiver

>>29735639
It's pretty fulfilling work.
The tips are great too.

>>29724332
https://www.derpibooru.org/1395666
check these image number trips

>>29736206
that is cool, did any of my other drawings get posted there?

Bleep

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kissing horses

>>29737025
kisses are the best, aren't they?

>>29737025
I want to donate my face to stallion science

Who is the sexiest horse and why?

From the look of it 1 won with 4 votes total

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I like it when the stallions have really big dicks

>>29724177
and also this

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Achoo!

>>29738489
I wanna tickle his snoot