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>Ruby and her roommates have dinner, and then Ruby goes to sleep.
>Rat and Ruby go to fence their goods, and get a good 2k bits for their trouble.
>Rat goes off with his share and leaves Ruby behind, telling her that her share is in the gem she put in her earring.
>Ruby goes and does some pickpocketing, and then buys ingredients for a soup which she makes.
>She then goes to the warehouses by the docks and sees Sleepy those doesn't interact with him.
>Instead she goes and steals some medicine from the warehouses.
>She then returns "home" to find Barber. After a short conversation Sleepy returns, and it seems Rat is nowhere to be found.
>Sleepy goes to track down Rat.
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>>29238636
Ruby decides to do one last task for the night and heads over to the dumpster behind the grocers.
Even the idea of dumpster diving seems a bit repulsive to her, the filly has heard that you can find a fair amount of food if you don't mind food that is slightly past it's prime.
Ruby rounds the side of the alley and spies the dumpster as well as some trashcans and a few racks.
She hops atop the dumpster and looks inside. All she sees is trashbags.
What does Ruby do?
>>29238656
Pick a bag you think might have food and cut a small hole in it.
This is fucking hilarious. Was this a good or bad idea I don't care. This is too funny.
This is the worst hiatus of all time.
>>29278873
you're a butthead
>>29278873
>Two years after the final episode of MLP: FiM airs
>An image of a bored rainbow dash appears on the front page of /mlp/
>"This is the worst hiatus of all time."
>The thread stays up for three weeks with no replies, before being pushed off the catalog by a gore spammer from /b/.
>>29278873
Please, the S3-4 hiatus was the worst one with the rampant doomsaying about Alitwi and EQG along with the Down with Molestia shitstorm.
This is far from worst.
i feel sad an lonely guys,
what are you up to now?
ALL AROUND ME ARE
CRAWLING FACES
WAKE ME UP FACES
CRAWLING FACES
EVERYTHING I KNOW GOES AWAY WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
STILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER BACK WHEN EVERYPONY DIED TRAILS OF BLOOD DURING MY CROWN OF THORNS UPON MY LIARS CHAIR
>>29278871
at least you took time to post here, thanks
>>29278863
>I attached a horse image to my post pls respond to my blog
Fuck you
Has anyone in the history of the world ever gotten laid because of /mlp/ and why not?
>>29278716
Yes, because gay sex still counts.
>>29278716
I've never gotten laid from anything. Even being tall and fit.
>>29278716
>Where did all these big guys come from.
I love fillies.
Do you love fillies, /mlp/?
>>29278647
Loving fillies is illegal
Fillies are cute. I would hug them and give them ear scritchies.
>>29278647
Fuck no. They're up to something.
There's a gay thread and a lesbian thread up. Time for a straight one.
>>29278636
How can one make a straight thread when OP is always a faggot?
>>29278636
my two favorite ponies
pegasi are best ponies
I wish there was more Thunder dash shipping
>>29278637
Straight people can be faggots. Similarly, not all gays are faggots.
t. OP the mega ultra hyper faggot
>>29278638
I'm ambivalent on it, I just really liked that image. Here's some more 4u.
Anybody have some lewd vocaroos to share?
>>29276665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EVUEJ5BgHL
Got this off of /mlp/ a long time ago but I still jack off to it occasionally.
I did some gay shit for people who are into r63. Personally I think it's cringey, but lotta Anons liked it. Hope some females do too.
This one was Dusk Shine.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLlG1iwmBO
I have a few more if you all want.
>>29276851
Here, allow me to post an improved version.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTAaLCbouj
What's it like knowing she's going to be getting Twilight's sloppy seconds?
He was already Sunset's sloppy seconds.
Hey Anons, whats it like knowing you all have Flash's sloppy seconds?
>>29275981
>implying I give one single shit about waifus
I masturbate to porn of all the characters, d'aww at the thought of ships, and engage in romantic relationships with humans like a normal fucking human being.
ITT: Post green of horses providing sex acts in exchange for being a normalfagOr at least pretending to be
>"It's nice, though it could use a mare's touch."
You know what else could use a mare's touch?"
>"Later. First you are to vacuum the entire place top to bottom."
"Then we can snuggle?"
>"No, by then I will have assessed what else needs to be done."
>"I have completed my preliminary assessment, Anonymous."
"Your what? Oh, right, yeah... that."
>"Here is a list of the tasks that need to be completed before I can 'spend the night at your place' as the kids these days would say."
>You take the scroll she held out to you and begin reading
>Dusting the mantelpieces, ornaments, shelves, window-sills, television, lights, counter & table tops.
>Cleaning the mirrors in both the ground & third floor bathrooms. (Toothpaste belongs on your teeth, silly.)
>Clear out and tidy the spare upstairs bedroom.
>Mop the ground floor hallway leaving into the back garden.
>Fix the loose floor tiles in the ground floor bathroom.
>Fix the stiff heater switch in the living room.
>Re-finish the wood panelling along the first floor staircase.
>Remove those odd stains underneath the computer desk.
>Put your weights away somewhere that isn't just the middle of the dining room floor.
>Put your guns away.
>Remove the dead plants from the garden.
>Shampoo the carpets.
>Fix the crack in the plaster along the ground floor hallway.
>Remove the mouse from the attic.
>Fix the squeaky floorboards.
>Replace the upstairs kitchen floor.
>The list goes on, but you stop reading and look up at Celestia.
>She beams happily at you.
"Ugh... horse pussy better be as good as everybody keeps saying it is if you want me to do all this."
>She chuckles, leaning forwards to give you a peck on the cheek.
>"Hurry along and get to work and maybe you'll find out."
Welcome back
sounds fun
>>29275906
Bumping out of interest
>live in a flat with 2 other guys, each stay in our own rooms and I hide my powerlevel.
>dont let the other see my room, full of pony stuff
>go away for christmas, one guy stays at the flat for the holidays
>he let friends stay round while we were gone without asking the rest of us
>no guest room so let them sleep in our rooms
>come home today
>room is a mess
>posters have fallen down
>pony toys on shelf all knocked over
>custom printed daki which I hid under the bed is all ripped up
>pillow itself has holes poked in and the stuffing pulled out
>too embarrassed to say anything to my flatmate because I dont want to show it to him and say "what happened to this"
WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS?
>>29273602
>mobileshitter
>NORMIES MIRITE ROBOTS, QUITE ORIGINALLY
sucks to be you, faggot.
>>29273602
>having posters and pony toys
You were asking for it
Sorry about your daki though
>>29273630
>taking a photograph with a phone makes me a normie
if it was posted from a phone it would be called "image"
Walk into Glimmers bedroom and see this.
>"Ay yo suck this nigga deeyock"
What do?
>>29272122
"Whoops, sorry guys"
>close the door
>giggle.
>>29272122
Would you honestly react any differently than if you saw a white man doing the same thing?
>>29272122
Depends.
She looks reluctant so I would see how she would react to seeing me.
If she has a look of wanting me to get her out of this situation, I'd make up an excuse for her to leave.
If she wants it, I'd close the door and be on my marry way.
Pinkamena has kidnapped you and plans on making you her boyfriend forever.
What will you do?
>>29271925
Reminder to filter 'image' and all variations of 'what do'.
>>29271941
reminder to use sage and do not bump
>>29271925
All she had to do was ask.
>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
Awaiting coordinates, ma'am.
>>29270215
u wot mate?
We sail at you're command.
It turns out that ponies find the game of Chess extremely arousing and it's a common occurrence for them to have multiple orgasms while they play.
You know how to play the oldest game in human existence, right Anon?
>>29267402
I have never won a chess game.
Not even against a retard easy A.I
>>29267402
The only winning move is not to play.
I want a pony/Chess game where each difficulty setting is a different character. And the more pieces you capture the more clothes get removed from your opponent. Winning gets you a sex scene but losing gets you added to the national sex offender registration.
>>29265278
Holy shit there are gonna be a whole lot of newfag writers this season.
>>29265278
Literally who?
Here's some good news.