Applel keynote 9
ANIMOJI
>people think this looks good
IT JUST WERKS
>Using C when C++ exists
Justify your actions
tiny uC
I'm not acoustic retard, C++ is just obscure way to say D
>>62389385
C++ seems like trivial unnecessary things to me
t. knows very little
Is this shit for real?
i wonder if it unlocks for all asians
>>62389245
only nonwhite faces work
..........................woah..................
lagdroids BTFO
(you)
Apple projecting tumor in your eyes
Say thanks to Apple!
>buy a threadripper
>can't browse 4chan faster than on my old cpu because of captcha
Should I just buy a pass and join the Hironet?
>>62389035
Are you sure that man in the middle attacks doesn't inject some bitcoin/etherum (whatelse) miner to captcha you get to solve?
>>62389035
you're part of the hironet whether you pay or not
he's a sellout, remember that
>requiring a captcha to browse
Is this the new future for us robots?
>giant round bezels on your bezeless phone
What the fuck
>all screen
>>62389026
Welcome to apple. Shit never changes, niggers for engineers.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING HOME BUTTON
FUCKING APPLE, I WANTED TO SEE THE SHAME IN THEIR EYES WHEN THEY ADMIT ON STREAM THAT THEY FUCKED UP REMOVING THE HEADPHONE JACK. THOSE JEWS WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE
How much did you put into OMG ?
>>62389023
good goyim. now go make your rounds on the popular blogs and newsites for "salt"
remember to disable your adblocker
should have used the new Animoji™
>Google and several of its biggest services appear to have gone down.
>Gmail, YouTube, Drive, Google Maps and search aren't working in a number of countries all over the world.
>What's gone wrong is not yet clear, but people say they're unable to login to their accounts.
>http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-down-not-working-gmail-maps-youtube-broken-a7943201.html
this is why you don't put all your eggs in one basket
i'd put all my eggs in her basket
>>62389232
>vagina boiled egg
>>62389006
I bet I could pick rocks faster and better than that thot ever could.
why the fuck are greek letters used in engineering?
Greeks invented engineering
>>62388966
fpbp
checked
>>62388889
>UR IN MURRIKA U SPEEK MURRIKAN LEIK JEEZUS DID
Is this the best antivirus for normies so you don't have to help them remove virii all the time?
>virii
legitimately end your life
>>62388261
The best anti-virus is the user. If the user is a retard that clicks on anything they're asked to, then no AV will save them.
no, this is
>need to quickly access video on my android phone
>plug it into linux
>DOESNT FUCK WORK
>KEEPS CRASHING
>CANT EVEN TRANSFER A FILE BEFORE IT KEEPS LOSING CONNECTION
what a fucking surprise, yet another thing where linux is completely fucking useless and now I have to troubleshoot and read wikis for 2 hours straight
WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING USE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not exactly sure how you managed to directly plug the phone into the kernel but I recommend using a USB cable to connect your phone to your PC instead
Literally about to boot into windows to fucking transfer a file off my phone
Acutally I'm going to uninstall Linux. What a fucking waste of time. Seriously.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/MTP
Fuck all this fucking autistic crap
>>62388259
>>62388710
OK, thanks for sharing.
shows over everyone go home
DSLRS - DEAD
PHOTOSHOP - DEAD
THANK YOU APPLE SAVING ME MONEY
>>62387838
Apple always win
>>62387838
inb4
>one more thing
>IT HAS A BIGGER SCREEN
cap it
iPhone 8?
Didn't you mean iPhone 6sss?
You must be new. The S version stands for software update, not for hardware redesign. Wait for "one more thing" where the iPhone anniversary edition Will show up
>>62387822
>The S version
But that ain't an "s" version.
It's the iPhone 8
>tfw you install linux although it's worse than windows to escape the botnet, but then you realise that society itself is like a botnet
Fucking chink cartoon poster. Sage in all fields.
>be in 2050
>prosthetic and body augments make life very convenient
>probably some sort of government firmware or code running in your brain's ""connectivity"" interfaces
>tfw botnet behind your eyeballs
>also poorfag so I can't afford Cognitech's Platinum™ Cognition Package so I'm also a brainlet
Better to live in uncomfortable freedom than comfortable botnet
>On a meeting
>I took over another guys work months ago
>They never told me his projects or what he did'
>Take over and start learning about what he did
>Todays meeting
>They mentioned I need to look into this and that with another company
>The guy before me was doing this project
>They just told me today to do it
>I've been here for months and nobody told me these orders for months until now
WTF
They want me to fail
>>62387513
look for another jerb?
>>62390580
Its a reeally big company, I just want to work on another project or something
I'm getting tired of it.
>>62392251
Obviously I don't know what company are you working for, but big ones are generally meat grinders. I'd consider working for a smaller or private company, they are comfier anyway. If you want to keep up the paygrade look for one that already made a name for itself.
Alternatively you can just wait and see where this goes.