APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 6

DSLRS - DEAD
PHOTOSHOP - DEAD

THANK YOU APPLE SAVING ME MONEY

>>62387838
Apple always win

>>62387838
inb4
>one more thing
>IT HAS A BIGGER SCREEN

cap it

>Lighting mode

Watch it be 8 only to generate more sales.

first

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would you fuck

ass

T-they're gonna announce the iPhone X to be the bezelless leaks...right?

He seems nervous

SHOULD BE CALLED 7S

>>62387838
first for qts

IT'S OVER APPLE IS FINISHED

>>62387887
ye

thx op

>no vertical camera
>no rounded corners
>no bezelless design

did we get memed by leakers?

APPL INVENTED TROLLING

COPY PASTE iPHONE 7 KEYNOATE THANKS

They're saving the X for last.

the drop tests are going to be glorious

Why do you make new threads before the other one dies?

Why isn't this called the iPhone 7s?????

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AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?

APPLE INVENTED FILTERS

>>62387887

Obviously

that portrait thing is actually kinda cool

>>62387890
Probably

>still no specs
>more buzzwords

This is fantastic.

APPLE INVENTED SLOW MO

>>62387890
God I hope so... or else I wasted my time

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ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

SNAPDRAGON BTFO

ANDROID BTFO

>ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

>SNAPDRAGON BTFO

>ANDROID BTFO

ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

SNAPDRAGON BTFO

ANDROID BTFO

RIP GEEKBENCH

>RIP GEEKBENCH

>>62387887
yeah, (You).

NOT THE CAMERA DEMOS
>NOT THE CAMERA DEMOS

WATCH FAGS BTFO ITS LITERALLY THE SAME SIZE, THEY COULDNT EVEN MAKE IT THINNER. SAD!

I hope that brunette is a pornstar

AND ONE MORE THING, NEW IPOD

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>what a fucking crap guys

What’s with all these shitskins?

>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>62387916
it's at bump limit you idiot

NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

ONE MORE THING
WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE IPOD CLASSIC NOW WITH 1PB STORAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>62387920
DELET THIS, THEY CAN'T KNOW

>240 fps

fucking why

fucking filters i have not used a single one ever

also link stream, the jewtube one got fuckd

>>62387951
kek

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Literally opencv

iPhone 7: glass edition

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>>62387887
That's basically exactly my type.

APPLE INVENTED AUGMENTED REALITY

two hundred and forty frames per second

>>62387896
i thought this too. he's usually a much better speaker than this

NIGGERS
WE NEED MORE NIGGERS

AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR

>>62387945
would be gamechanging desu

>augmented reality
its about to get real lads

>>62387937
>its even thicker than the last watch
kek

RED BTFO

It this a freak circus where they display humanoids from far away lands?

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>>62387887
Would cuddle with

>>62387969
>No one clapped at that

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what is the point of apple's ARkit?

like what are the applications for the AR other than games and tech demos?

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

>>62387956
America.

More uncle tom diversity

DAE hate whites?

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I have never used any of these camera features on my iphone besides that panorama one.

only 12mp? my android from 2011 has more than that.

>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??

IPHONE X NEXT YOU IDIOTS

SCHILLER IS TALKING TOO FAST

>>62387969
CAZ OUR EYES CANT SEE PAST 240FPS

Wait till the end you stupid cunts. Have you not seen the leaks?

>>62387956
DIVERSITY
>Everyone is a degree of brown

WE WUZ

SO MANY NIGGERS

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They are more interested in stores, and showing niggers than on making a decent phone

just look at those bezels

>>62387990
me on the right

WE POKEMON GO NOW

IPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXT
IPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT

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>mfw

man why

>>62388007
SNUFF FILM IN 240 FPS

>>62387964
So what?

>>62387972

ye but in a phone

>Buy the Apple 8 to get the best Pokemon Go experience!

>3gb of ram
zzz

>>62387920
>8 cores
>still runs a free os like shit

>4 core and 6 core apple cpus
>BTFO of lagdroid shit

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>>62388007

APPLE INVENTED 40K

>>62387951
"why the fuck can't a software update let me do 1080p at 240fps? i don't want to get a new iphone it looks the same as the one i have"

AUGMENTED. REALITY.

>>62387972
more like H.265

>>62388031

Lol

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So how many apologies is Apple going to have to make for brightening a photo of a black person and making his skin lighter?

ONE JOB. Include the dual camera in BOTH models. I don't WANT a 6 Inch Phablet monstrosity.
Shit like this is why I bought the LG G6 instead of an iPhone.

>>62388000
yeah and its 960x414 that photo is shit m8

>>62388000
portrait mode is kinda cool but a gimmick still

APPLE INVENTED AUGMENTED REALITY.

CUSTOM TUNED

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>>62387945
I JUST WANT THIS PLEASE

6 million fps!

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ADMIT IT, THIS IS FUCKING NEAT

>>62387993
ok the baseball one was pretty cool even though i'm not /sp/

> 4K 60FPS smartphones
when did that happen? That's fucking amazing.

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Just tuned in.
What did i miss?

>>62387972
This. Apple didn't invent shit.

Augmented reality is such a meme

WHAT IS A GENEric SKY

my vision is augmented

Literally buying a Samsun s8 tomorrow hahaha fuck this is the last straw Apple. Fuck off

>>62388000
if we can control the time

>>62388055
They had ONE JOB
and he died 6 years ago

okay the sky thing looked cool

WE CAN FINALLY SEE THE SKY
THANK YOU APPLE

>>62387887
Would cuddle and save from non white men desu, kek

>>62388069
very little
like always

>>62388066
I can see my Scutum from here!

>>62388041
>Throttles after 1 minute of use

>WARHAMMER 40k FREEBLADE

What is it with the Sports?

Feels like the Xbox One launch.

>>62388066
>doing something skywalk already did 7 years ago

>>62388029
Augmented reality reaction for me.

>>62388066
It already exists

>>62388066
already exists

>tfw the AR stuff made me interested
>tfw don't want to waste money on this crap

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APOLOGIZE

Tenth Anniversary iPhone™
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>this isn't some generic sky

>APPS
>APPS
>WE HAS BEST APPS
>BUY PHONE SO U GET APPS!!

>>62388069
Nothing

>>62388066
You do realise that android hat apps for this since 2012 do you?

he just said "iphone NOTE"

>>62388033
it falls to the bottom of the catalog? do you understand how 4chan works?

MORE VIDEO GAMES

/V/IRGINS GET IN HERE

We eSports now?

>>62388007
yet you can type. Kudos.

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>Apple changed gaming for ever

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>>62387990
Yui is best girl

Why does apple like chinese gaming so much?

>>62388066
Would be better without those fucking bezels

4k 60fps video recorder (implying lagdroid won't overheat and shutdown itself)
AR

another butthurt

ESPORTS

>>62388024
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO

>iPhone 8 is literally the iPhone 7SS

the sky

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CONSOLES BTFO

This is embarrassing.

>shanghai

CHINKSHIT
>CHINKSHIT
CHINKSHIT
>CHINKSHIT
CHINKSHIT
>CHINKSHIT

WELCOME MY SON

>dominators
TRIGGERED

>APPLE CHANGED GAMING FOREVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>AUGMENTED REALITY

CHANGED
GAMING
FOREVA

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>competitive multiplayer game

Wasn't Pokemon GO a multiplayer only AR game?

Kek what a meme game

>AGAINST THE DOMINATORS

CRINGE

MORE GOOK GAMES

>>62388102
Bix Noods, Sports Bros, Istawhores, Grandmas = Apple's entire market base

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>based in shanghai

>>62387956
Whites are a minority

what the fuck is this magic

>Apple changed gaming FOREVER

Jesus Christ...

GENERIC SKY GUYS BTFO

nice pop-in

the power of M2

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My reality is augmented.

>>62388146
>bacteria
10/10

>>62388066
ok the camera shit is good but the phone still looks exactly like the phone they came out with 3 years ago while Samsung doesn't even bezel anymore

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DOMINATORS

>>62388097
>>62388117
Oh well...

showing games between the presentations
this is next time delusion

>>62388170
the gamer in his natural habitat

next thing is todd howard showing skyrim on iphone 8

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>>62388007
LOL the woman in green is not impressed

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WHO CARES

>Directive Games

literally fucking who

APPLE INVENTED VIDEO GAMES

>AR
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW fucking hang yourselves

They decide to change the game industry

even the new fucking blackberry doesn't have bezels, is apple fucking falling behind blackberry now?

>Apple changed gaming FOREVER

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>>62388128
Nice.

he's not hitting shit

SHOW ME FEATURES FFS THIS ISN'T E3

>>62388143

6SSS without the headphone jack

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>one more thing

>new ipod classic

>only storage is 50mb flac of the beginning of King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 2

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This surely doesn't look retarded as fuck

>>62387969
Do you know anything about video? With 240 frames you can stretch the video out to play at 10% speed and still be smooth. It's for slow mo you

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>>62387887
I would love her profoundly and deeply.

Wait what

Augemented reality moba? lmaoooo

THANKS FOR SAVING GAMING APPLE

APPLE INVENTED 4K TEXTURES
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>>62388197
neither am i

...

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RIP IN PIECES IMAGINATION & POWERVR

>>62388196
APPLE INVENTED LIES

IT'S A FUCKING MOBA!

APPLE INVENTED NOT JUST ANY GENERIC SKY

BUT

THE ACTUAL SKY

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT FUCKING GAME SHOW THE IPHONE

>>62388197
Or maybe she's just cold

This is cringey shit
>competitive mobile games
wow

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this is fucking cool

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>IT'S A FUCKING MOBA

just shoot me now

JUST

didnt we see this demo like 6 months ago??

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YOU'RE IN THE GAME

Why all of a sudden there so many chinese companies collaborating with apple?

>>62387933
Octa core phones and 4+4 core phones already exist anon.

No jesus christ no, apple fucking shut it down.

>AR GAME
>VR GAME
>AVR

Wow this web Player is horrible.

YOU ARE IN THE GAME

>>62388200
LONELY CHINESES

>>62387956
California is 38% white bruh.

aahahahhaahahaha so VR is ded amirite?

this vidya shit is like the 2006 sony e3 conference

EXPLOSIONS

>tower defense but now you can move your camera around

APPLE BECAME NINTENDO

>>62388231
Samsung will buy it very cheap.

Imagine a competitive gaming tournament where everyone runs around an empty stage like a retard.

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HOW ORIGINAL

>>62388220
looks uncomfortable

looks so comfortable to play...

>>62388248
>not using MPV

> Have your teammate tackle you friend
> you win

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>>62388211
Without a doubt

>AYY LOOK AT THOSE 4K TEXTURES
>4K
>4 fucking K
i hate this stupid fucking 4K, the textatures are not 4K

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LARGE
EXPLOSIONS

this is just dumd.

>>62388056
Unfortunately the native version is too big to upload on here

this game is pretty cool desu

would be better without those bezels

>>62388223
yea that's fair enough i forgot about that before i posted that

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>>62387838
>>62387902
>>62387993
>>62388069

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>4k EFFECT for a phone game
the state of apple.

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS

THINK ABOUT THE SHILLS
HOW ARE THEY GOING TO JUSTIFY THIS

BOY WE WERE RIGHT!

I WANTED AN RTS NOT ASSFAGGOTS

Apple pls stap

THE NEW IPOD WILL BE A HANDHELD CONSOLE
>THE NEW IPOD WILL BE A HANDHELD CONSOLE
THE NEW IPOD WILL BE A HANDHELD CONSOLE
>THE NEW IPOD WILL BE A HANDHELD CONSOLE
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>>62388248
the most embarrassing part is he's one of the devs

IPhone X will be the next announcement

>>62388220
/b/'s creep thread contributor.

Okay that's pretty neat

You can tell it's neat from the way it is

>What you just saw is amazing-

Don't tell me what I saw. I saw a boring ass game

aaand the battery is dead

seriously this game is so fucking dumb and it doesn't need the AR at all

>>62388273
thanks

*fat american claps*

APPLE INVENTED THE FUTURE

>>62387838
>deeper pixels

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING

What a shitty gimmick. Nobody will use that besides for trying the "cool new stuff"

R E V O L U T I O N
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

WIRELESS CHARGING

I'M CALLING IT FIRST

THAT'S WHY THE BACK IS GLASS

Imagine a 650 dollar switch with that chip

>>62388262
I'd honnestly pay to see that shit

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wireless charging

>The closer your move your phone to the action, the sound increases

WOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEE

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WHEN WILL THEY TALK ABOUT NSA SECURITY

i fucking hate apple

>literally the same demo that was shown in the summer keynote

This is so awkward on so many levels, absolutely shameful

>>62388296
No that's the iPod

this is legitimately embarrassing

apples GIANT ENEMY CRAB moment

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING

THIS CHANGED GAMING FOREVER GUYS

>>62388314
we already knew this

APPLE INVENTED OUR REALITY

Just 6 years after nintendo's 3ds ar
3 years late for wireless charging

No applause anymore

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS

How long has Samsung had this?

>wireless charging meme

>wireless charging
Didn't they call it stupid a few years back?

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>>62388314

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Wireless charging

Have to put the phone on a pad

>WE WERE RIGHT

>>62388219
sounds fine to me

GREAT BELOVED AIRPODS
>GREAT BELOVED AIRPODS

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING

steve jobs is spinning in his grave right now

APPLE INVENTS YET ANOTHER REVOLUTION: WIRELESS CHARGING

>>62388322
ok

wireless charging woooo what a fucking nothing i cant think of any other phones that has

anyone else seeing a whole load of "not much" in this video so far.

seems like rehashed shit and meme games no one will give the slightest fuck about

wireless charging...wow welcome to 2013

APPLE INVENTED TIME AND SPACE

>wireless charging

Calling it right now
Iphone X has no lightning port

>charge phone in airport
>gets stolen by a nigger

>>62388294
I think Nintendo just got BTFO'd
They just accidentally handed the handheld market to Apple, and have given up on the home console market.

Just buy a VR set.

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>>62388085
Underrated.

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING!
CLAP CLAP CLAP

APPLE INVENTED FREE RADIATION

I literally dont see innovation in this iphone, its going to be shit like iphone 7

>>62388345
it was NFC but yes, they did

Can someone tell me what the fucking point of wireless charging is? Is it that hard to plug in a cable?

This is so sad.
I love it.

This shit better use qi otherwise FUCK IT

hasnt wireless charging been a thing for like a decade?

>>62388351
i like my airpods

my Nokia Lumia I had in like 2011 could do this

>Wireless charging at an airport
asking to get robbed

>a fucking standard
>in an iphone
STEVE WHERE DID YOU GO

>>62388360

Agreed. I expected more

APPLE INVENTED CHARGING

OPEN STANDARD WEW

wow, just like my Nokia Lumia from 4 (four) years ago

Ah right the "double jew one chip"

Wireless charging is the fucking worst in terms of efficiency. Apple confirmed for a coal burner in two ways.

My Lumia 920 had this shit. And this was like 4 years ago.

>>62388337
This. It's weak. Even the audience doesn't give a fuck anymore

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REVOLUTIONNNNNNNNNNN

>>62388231
>RIP IN PIECES POWERVR
Finally.
Maybe these retards will start making dedicated path-tracing cards for PC.

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So has Apple actually made anything new since Steve Jobs died besides the Apple Watch?
If it weren't for the iPhone and iPad I think they would have collapsed by now.

>ikea charger

boring af

>>62388335
>3 years late for wireless charging
Even my nexus 4 from 2012 had wireless charging

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>>62388314
lol

>>62388343
>>62388345
You literally waste energy, it's a gimmick

APPLE INVENTED THE IPHONE

>>62388377

its a shitty gimmick

IPast?:)

APPLE INVENTED QI

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ANDROID IS KILL

BTFO

>ANDROID IS KILL

>BTFO

ANDROID IS KILL

BTFO

>open standard
Fucking hell Steve Jobs rolling in his grave

>>62388377
don't have to buy a new iphone cable after it breaks every 2 months

>>62388382
It does.

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>uses Qi

Actually that surprises me. Fucking glad they didn't 'invent' some new bs standard at the very least

heyyy at least its not some weird apple proprietary shit

>>62388317
>Why connect your phone to a cable when you can place it on top of something connected by a cable

What the fuck is the point of this shit

wireless charging is something so old by now.

CHI WIRELESS CHARGING

>>62388367
This, I prefer to be able to use my phone while it charges or keep it in my pocket

I think my Galaxy s6 can do this lol

Remmeber when Apple was creating the trends, and not just following them 3 years latter?

>open standard

gay

wtf, is qi really pronounced chi?

Don't expect Apple to give you everything in one year. Drip drip is their game. I don't get how any of aren't catching up

>>62388342
Galaxy S5 (april 2014)

>>62388374
They're running out of things to do with these things, so they're just rehashing shit that's been done to death before.

>wireless charging
hey, anyone remember 2012? yeah the nexus 4 wasn't "real" wireless charging THIS IS THE INNOVATION

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>>62388371
>you (7).png
give me another you

I'm pretty sure Samsung had already this exact same thing

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Stolen in 5.

X IS A GAME CONSOLE I REPEAT X IS A CONSOLE

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the future? IT'S HERE

>CHI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

literally EVERY leak was wrong

At least Apple using a non-proprietary wireless charging means there will be charging pads for everyone everywhere.

>iphone supporting third party instead of just making their own for $200

how is this possible?

So... what happens in 2 years when the companies supporting it are lead with outdated technology and need to update the wireless charger?

$700 GOYIM BUY NOW

ANNOUNCE THE IPOD SO I CAN LEAVE

>>62388243
Chinese government pressure to keep their factories running as anti-humanitarian hell holes.

NEW

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>>62388440
The S5 can do it if you buy a cheap little Qi charger thing and stick it on top of the battery jej

>>62388460
that'd be downright copyright infringement

>>62388403
>Meeting with Friends
>Only one of us can charge his phone at a time
GREAT!

>>62388389
usd connectors won't stop robbers either

>>62388406
only the apple watch.

Since Jobs has died their stock value has tripled.

Yes, tripled.

EIGHT

HUNDRED


DOLLARS

So then again it's fucking nothing

800 AMERICAN DOLLARS HOLY SHIT