APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 8

lagdroids BTFO

(you)

Apple projecting tumor in your eyes
Say thanks to Apple!

>>62389192
Apple won

999

my old LG g4c had face unlock lol

..........woah..................... so this is the power of iphone.............

Apple is a joke

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>turn on phone
>blind
Thank you Apple

>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT

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Rate this conference

GUYS ITS AMAZING I SWEAR


BIG DEAL RIGHT?


PLEASE CAP

CRASHDROIDS BTFO

>>62389192
>1984

Average iPhone user is not going to be able to keep track of all those sensors.

YES
I CAN FINALLY GO LIVE IN THE BOTNET I MEAN CLOUD

PROGRESSIVE

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garbage

>>62389192
N E U R A L E N G I N E
M E M E L E A R N I N G

>>62389263
8/X

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NSAAA

>>62389263
Ugly as wallpaper

>>62389263
1/10. what a fucking waste of time

>>62389192
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

>600 BILLION processes per second!

APPLE DEFEATED TIME

Why do people use this shit and TouchID?
It's literally 1984 shit.

>le NSA phone

Like snapchat filters weren't enough.

APPLE INVENTED 1984

ummm... my S8 opens everytime i look at it with no issues

why are they talking like they just reinvented the wheel?

ahahah where is the beard fag? it works!

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H O L L Y W O O D

SAMSHIT BTFO
B
T
F
O

>>62389263
X

>>62389263
6/10 would pump and dump

how is it going to recognize me when Im wearing my burka? fucking racist apple

How does ANTIFA use this phone while wearing the mask??

Can't use masks? APPLE IS FASCISTS!!

holy fugg it's secure, even ni/g/g/er can use it.

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>FACE ID

BOTNET 2.0 THE NEXT GENERATION

>>62389261
>BLACK GUYS ARE STILL VISIBLE TO THE INFRA RED CAMERA
Can baddroids even cope??

>>62389301
it's encrypted, retard.

The feds are gushing in their pants right now

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this is literally the microsoft kinect

GIVE ME YOUR FACE INFORMATION GOY

How long before they release an update to just set a password instead?

BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET

what if you get into an accident and fuck up your face?

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THE ALL NEW iPHONE X

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Neural botnet face scanner that's always on and watching.

MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS

>NO GoT SHENANIGANS

>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys

what about twins

>>62389349
How often do you fuck up your face

>>62389260
>DURR CAN I SEE IR????

>>62389348
WERE LITERALLY IN 1984 NOW

>>62389327
oh kek looking forward to that

>>62389263
3GS/X

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this is how you lose your job at Job's Apple

>>62389301
Consumerists are ignorant retards. Watch them eat this up.

>>62389352
>can't even enable encryption
Into the trash it goes.

>>62389192
>Be Asian
>Spend monthly salary on new iPhone
>Get phone stolen
>Thief unlocks my phone
Rank you apper

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brb testing face ID

AR

>>62389333
>>62389347

no data ever leaves your phone

>>62389337
Just like the San Bernadino shooters right?

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le startrek memes xD

NSA will fucking love this phone.

LE SPOCK xD

>>62389364
"just use a passcode"
lol

haha star trek xDD im a nerd any1 else xdddddd

>that one guy laughing

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>doesn't work for twins

APPLE INVENTED STAR TREK

>>62389376
>implying

REEEE GENETICS ARENT REAL ONE RACE

>drop phone
>unlocked out of it forever
Thanks Apple.

>>62389390
yeah im sure it doesnt :^)

>>62389386
We GoT now

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>not send to a server
Apple win

>have to look at it to pay
Have fun looking like a fucking retard lmao

X X X X X X X X X X Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHAWWGHWPIAHHPIAJI;JAPSIOJFAEO[WOJ[MAWSD

HAHAH NO LAUGHER
APLLE BTFO

>>62389376
wifi and cell icons should have been combined

>1 in 1,000,000
>inb4 someone unlocks it with some paper mache face within a week

>Paying 2000$ for NSA spyware

>>62389370
its pretty fucking spooky

>>62389390
Good Goy. You can trust us.

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Literally LG's logo

>Twins can literally commit credit card fraud easily now

wtf

what if I don't want to look at my phone to unlock it?

>Can't double tap home button to use Apple Pay anymore

Wtf is the purpose for this?

>>62389376
Steve jobs is not RIPing in peace rn

1 IN A MILLION

>>62389337
You're the retard, buddy boy

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>>62389384
Made me chuckle

>>62389393
Who do you think funded it?

NSA now have 3d models of everyone's faces

APPLE INVENTED ANIME

ANIMOJI
KEYNOTE SAVED

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Million

>>62389437
what home button

>>62389384
ARE
YOU
SAYING
THEY
ALL
LOOK
THE
SAME!?
Wow so racist

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>2011
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>62389416
>naive fanboys

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>PAYING FOR THE NSA TO SPY ON YOU

>>62389436
use your pin

>TRAINED WITH NEURAL NETWORKS
>MACHINE LEARNING
>AUGMENTED REALITY

CAN WE GET ANOTHER BUZZZZWORDD?

A N I M O J I S

AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE IPHONE
BKSJSDKLGJASOFIDHAOIUFHA SFHL ASKDJA LSUIDHA SD7 YAS9 D7A690SD87 A0SD98 ASD

I LOVE FUCKING APPLE

I LOVE IPHONE

FIFIDOFsfjaslfkj ahpsfopAFYOASFY8AYSFL

MUH ANIMOJI!

>>62389431
some shop carat nose to the smiley

LOOK AT YOUR PHONE TO GIVE MONEY. THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC HOLY SHIT. TO THINK I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF SWITCHING TO IOS.

>>62389416
>ftw CIA can just hack your phone and get it anyway

APPLE INVENTED ANIME

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>>62389416
>"Promise it's not sent to a server, goyim"

>doesn't protect against identical twins

APPLETARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>aniemoji

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH holy fuck im crying

>>62389454
OOYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY

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EMOJIS

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>>62389431

ANIME

APPLE INVENTED ANIMATION

Will my girlfriend be able to open her phone after I rearrange her face from time to time?

>BEST PHONE FORTHE NEXT DECADE
>ANIMATED EMOJIS

I'm from India. So you're saying that at least a 1000 people can unlock my phone. What.

Literally Kinect

This is some 1984 shit.

animated emoji
its over

>>62389449
Only applegoys

>>62389352
I wish they made the mix 2 like the first one, the top bezel is really noticeable and small phones are for fags

Imagine the amount of money they have wasted in ANIMOJI

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Apple invented sad panda

>animojis

Why is everything a fucking meme now?

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$1,000 E M O J I s

DIGITAL BLACKFACE 2.0

Holy shit this is the ultimate intel agencies dragnet

>ANIMEOJII

ANIMOJI MOVIE SOON

animes wow fucking weebs..

>>62389366
That's why I said accident. Imagine getting jacked up in a car crash and trying to call 911 or someone

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APPLE WONN

kill me

>animojis
i'll buy that for $1,000

>>62389488
>I'm from India
POO IN IT

Lmao shits creepy

>>62389454
Somebody birthday paradox.

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FUCK THSI TIMELINE

Poop emoji improved!

there was a steam app like that, right?

When will Emojis be over? I fucking hate them so much senpai

>Animoji

I assume these aren't anime emojis

ANIMATED SHIT ANIMOJI!

APPLE INVENTED TALKING SHIT

ANIMATED POOP EMOJI

ANDROID IS DONE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH GREEN BUBBLE FAG BTFO AGAIN

Wake me up when these things get scent id

>>62389505
SPOOKED.


HAIR FORCE ONE TIME BOYS

Weren't there fucking animated emojis in The Emoji Movie?

This is it, isn't this.

This whole fucking thing was Apple's plan all along.

Those fucking bastards. Fuck this. FUCK THIS. NO. I WON'T ACCEPT IT.

MOM YOU NEED TO REFINANCE THE HOUSE IF I DONT HAVE ANIMOJIS ILL GET BEAT UP AT SCHOOL

>animated emojis
I'm unironically sold

No chargeport?

its the funny guy

>>62389521
You don't need to unlock your iphone to call 911.

>>62389495
Worse. This is Antichrist level tech.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

IT'S OVER
APPLE WON

>>62389457
>literally this
>inb4 instagram selfie hack bs
>what is consciousness check (making you blink a few times)

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>This is totally foolproof, doesn't even get fooled by ultra realistic masks!
>Gets fooled by twins
>Mfw

>LITERALLY FACERIG
also
>ONLY A DOZEN

APPLE BTFO
FACEID BROKEN

OH OH OH

APPLE INVENTED CRAIG FEDERIGHI

ITS CRAIG TIME

IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

END IT NOW

>>62389505
But do they have hentai

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we anemoji now

FACERIG BTFO

>no human animoji
apple confirmed furfags

THE CAMERA IS ALWAYS ON

lmao, this is Christimas for governments, and (YOU) actually pay for it

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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I'M THRILLED

>>62389457
NO!!

APPLE INVENTED THIS!

WHAT ABOUT THE NOTIFICATION CENTER?!?!?!?!

Apple invented Bonzi Buddy

>>62389531
dankest timeline bro

This man is clearly a crossdresser on his days off

CALLING IT

1299usd!

you can make the poop emoji talk. Fucking pre-orderd

>>62389521
im sure you will still be able to use passcode

>you can now project your face into a 3d image of a cartoony pile of smiling shit

thank you, apple

>>62389495
this shit already existed you fucking troglodyte

NSA here, i'm excited for this, you better all buy it, you aren't poor are you?

FUCKED IT

>>62389505
>>62389522
We furries now

>>62389457
>I showed you my dick, please respond

Wait is it iPhone X or iPhone 10

FACE ID DOESNT WORK

UNLOCKED IN 3RD TRY KEK

>>62389505
>apple invented exhentai

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>already not working

that indent at the top is a fucking eyesore

hahahahahaah

>didn't unlock with his face
Nice tech apple.

IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>it doesnt fucking work
L M A O

Hahahahaha

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! muh FACE ID!

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We truly are in the anime timeline.

IT JUST WERKS

LOLOLOLOL

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>WHEN FACEID FAILS ON STAGE

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WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOO

HAHAHA FACEID IS BROKEN AS FUCK

HAHAHAHA

>failing first attempt
lol

Backup phone :O

THE FUTURE IS WIRELESS THEY SAID ?

APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO

APPLE BTFO BY ITS OWN TECHNOLOGY

>the ultimate normie phone

BACKUP
A
C
K
U
P

STEVE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

FIRED. FIRED. HE'S FUCKING FIRED.
THE ENTIRE ENGINEERING TEAM IS FIRED.

IT DIDN'T WORK. IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK.

IT FAILED TO UNLCOK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>anemoji
Nuke this planet

IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

THIS IS THE FUTURE

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha failed

>>62389604
Please send nudes instragram models.

>THE CITY OF APPLE
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

Face ID fucked up on debut
it is unbelievable
poor Jobs

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>>62389604

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How will droidshills recover

ITS FUCKED

IT DIDN'T WORK
IT DIDN'T WORKIT DIDN'T WORK
IT DIDN'T WORKIT DIDN'T WORK
IT DIDN'T WORKIT DIDN'T WORK
IT DIDN'T WORKIT DIDN'T WORK
IT DIDN'T WORK

Holy fuck this is gay.

>WOOHOHO

IT DIDN'T WORK

FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
>FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
>FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
>FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!
>FACE ID DIDN'T WORK!!

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>NOT WORKING

>face id is amazing

>it doesn't work

ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL
WTF IS GOING ON

1299 for sure!

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>>62389192
APPLE INVENTED ZOOPALS

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HO HO HO

>Doesn't work
JEJ
>Takes advantage of the edge to edge display
Everyone can see that fucking tumour at the top

HO HO HO
BACKUP

IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHIT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

LE FACE UNLOCK!

doesn't work on first go.

FUCKING LOL

Holy fuck lel

CRAIG, YOU'RE FIRED

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IT DIDN'T WORK

>Oh, here comes out that faggot again
(every one collectively)
>which one?

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Steve Jobs seems like an actual innovator compared to this.

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L O L

>>62389658
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHA

JUST

these extended displays look way too small, there's no fucking horizontal space, it's so cramped

WE FURRIES N SHIT MANG

>faceID failed
APPLE ENGINEERS ETERNALLY BTFO

the notch blocks out video wtf

>swipe up to go home
>blackberry had this for years

i hope they patented it just like "swipe to unlock"

N O T W O R K I N G
O
T

W
O
R
K
I
N
G

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>EDGE TO EDGE

HO HO HO

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hahaahhhahahh

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EGDE TO EDGE
>EGDE TO EDGE
EGDE TO EDGE
>EGDE TO EDGE
EGDE TO EDGE
>EGDE TO EDGE

STOP BULLYING CRAIG

HE'S /OURGUY/

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imagine the first breakup done through animoji

>>62389673
oppai thinker > washboard thinker

The indent is so disgusting. Why didn't they copy Samsung? Are they even trying?

DELETE DELETE DELETE
>Craig tried it twice, didn’t work, and then he just typed in the passcode

WTF VIDEO GET CUTS OFF BECUZ DESIGN

>EDGE 2 EDGE
except that u know that little part at the top that's pitch black and completely destroys the immersion

>I dont have to wait
b-but you do?

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>expensive display
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is there a fucking cable?

>videos are partially cut-off by the camera area cutout
NOPE

IT JUST (doesn't) WERKS

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>*holds photograph in front of phone*

>it didn't fucking work

holy fuck is it broken or his face not register? it says you need apple id etc..

I can't believe it didn't work hahahahahahaha

LOL LITERALLY APPLE MEEGO

>>62389680
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>>62389689
ree missed it

>>62389603
Not pushed by a company as large as Apple, and not with such sophisticated sensors. This is stage 2

guess whos getting fired tonight

FACE ID DIDN'T WORK

IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED

HOL UP HOL UP GIBS ME DAT BACKUP

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Fuck this, I'm just buying a new case instead. Rate what I just bought bros

>>62389756
>dots u

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MFW THE EMOJI MOVIE WAS JUST A PR STUNT FOR ANIMOJI TECHNOLOGY

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I'M FUCKIN READY!!!

Holy fucking shit Steve jobs should resurrect himself and kill this guy.

>>62389637
thts the look of a million dollar man

THEY ARE SAYING "EASY" TOO MUCH
BROKEN AS FUCK AND REALLY UNPRACTICAL

Face ID works now. Pack your bags guys, it's over.

>>62389768
my surface book uses the same facial recognition tech

poor craig ;_;

>>62389749
*Expansive*, anon. It's a different word.

HOLY SHIT ALL THE MISTAKES

why doesn't it proceed to the home screen once it recognizes your face? this is so fucking stupid

I dunno about you guys but I unlock my phone before I look about it

>>62389786
fuck off

JUST LIKE THAT

they don't even laugh

>>62389786
Fuck off fag face

>>62389786
Wrong link.

>>62389786
eat shit nigger

ahahaahahha it works wtf happened before?

ANDROID USERS HAVE TOTALLY RECOVERED NOW THAT FACEID WAS BTFO

freaky

Literally nothing in this keynote is worth buying. Last year's was more iconic.

>A meme phone and some basic upgrades to everything else
>cellular on the watch is fucking useless

No thanks.

>>62389786
Fuck off

>>62389768
Supersensor to emojis, like 8K camera to CRT

ITS THAT EASY

sigh

DAS RACIST

>raise it
>look at it
>swipe

wow that's so much easier than pushing one button!

thank you apple!

OMG THE MASKS!

samsung ceo cries himself to sleep tonight

>Ultimate Warrior mark

Not even fucking shocked

>$1200 to snapchat slightly better

i'm sold

>chooses animals
APPLE CONFIRMED FOR FURRIES

It's okay goys. It works now. Botnet was down the first time.

>>62389799
It was already unlocked.

Apple invented snapchat!

>Swipe down from top of screen for quick settings
>Copying Android

wait... an apple "innovation" that's designed to make everything easier and faster actually doesn't work properly and people just revert back to using the tried and true system!?
WHAT!?

F

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:DDDDD

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LITERALLY LIZARD PEOPLE

And I thought the front camera on the essential phone was ugly

>>62389553
$1000 dollar snapchat mask machine.
Let that sink in.

18 GORILLION DOLLAR SNAPCHAT PHONE

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SOMEONE IS GETTING FIRED

>the dog ears fucking flap
apple won
it's over

>>62389866
THATS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR SON

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PONY SHIT

>smiley faces

I'm cringing. I'm cringing while taking a shit.

Do furries like this?

RIP in peace Craig

Oh FUCK OFF

>>62389872
fix the thread name
not going to that thread

HIS FURSONA IS A FOX CONFIRMED

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this is fucking cool

>>62389872
Fuck off just use this thread till its dead

I love this. I can't wait to laugh at all the retards making emoji faces.

>tfw there's isnt news about zen based macs

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LITERALLY TALKING CAT APP ON ANDROID (((2009)))

I WANT OUT
I WANT OFF THIS PLANET

>>62389904
*Retarded

>>62389905
It is dead, tard.

FACEID= LEMMEGETDATBACKUPID

LOOOOLLL

they keep talking about animoji, i guess that's the single most important thing about it.

this is so fucking awful

Steve might just come back to life today
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus. Snapchat should sue. For trillions.

OWO

OWO


OWO

>>62389897
>>62389905
>pls take me seriously guys ;-;

tim confirmed alien

>I AM YOUR LEADER

confirmed slave lord boss

This is Samsung S4 levels of cringe!

>>62389581
Will they allow app makers to make custom animoji now like pepe the frog? That would be fucking awesome, not gonna lie.

Trolling liberal arts majors with it would be great.

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WHO ELSE IS READY

>>62389611

>American education

>>62389952
10/10

going to enjoy watching all the normies retard out. how the tables have changed

AYY LMAO

also i love craig please don't fire him

>LE AMAZING TECHNOLOGY
>use it to animate fucking emoji
I want to get off this ride