That was very unpleasant.
>>8742934
Did she just suck a fart through a midget's asshole?
I think our food's good.
I think our food's good.
I think our food's good.
Why do the owners always think the food is good? Have they never seen the show? Are we, the viewers, just getting punked?
Ramen for dinner tonight, how can I jazz it up?
Gin
throw in an egg and real chicken meat. of course, if you had chicken and eggs, you probably wouldnt be eating ramen. try adding a hot sauce packet.
>discard the little seasoning bag full of cancer that comes in the package
>cook the noodles in plain water
>drain the water
>season with salt and pepper
>put olive oil and soy sauce in a pan
>heat it up
>throw the noodles in there
>mix it until it gets even in colour
>eat that shit
never fails me
What are the best Little Debbie snacks?
>>8742633
Oatmeal cream pies.
Star crunch
>>8742633
Fuck man, I can't pick.
best way to make an egg in waffle maker?
>>8742592
Seriously, why is this cat so cute?
Always get a semi looking at this picture.
>>8742605
because kitties are qts
(dogs too)
>>8742605
it's gross and ugly. i would punch it in the face if it put it's mouth on my creepy meme milk
I had 3 Taco Bell tacos and this personal pizza for lunch. Find a Flaw.
>>8742499
sounds like quite the meal op
>>8742499
>Flaw
Why did you use a capital F in this post?
Your grammar is suspect.
>>8742572
>Why did you use a capital F in this post?
His life is a flaw.
What's your opinion on daddy, /ck/? Is he just a meme?
Even Hell's Kitchen contestants weren't safe from Ramsay's twisted vision.
“One time I said ’they're frozen chef' and Gordon turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled their assets were frozen? Maybe the monikers in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play TV celebrity Gordon, or is TV celebrity Gordon something that’s been in him all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the fridges, and I noticed Gordon had put some notes on the shelves. It was stuff like ‘It looks like a bison's penis’ and ‘it looks like Ghandi's flipflop’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to cook.”
>>8742457
The greatest chef that ever lived
>>8743022
wtf man
I don't like donuts because I don't know how many you are supposed to eat at a time. One is not enough, but three is too many. So I guess the answer is two, but even that is slightly too sweet and I get tired of it, and who the fuck eats a donut and a half? It is not an evenly portioned treat. Fuck donuts.
Timbits
>>8742433
Fuck off with your canadian bullshit
>>8742427
>One is not enough
ok fatty
Quick question, don't upvote.
What's your favorite snack that requires no cooking?
>>8742103
pre sliced apples and peanut butter
>>8742103
>Quick question, don't upvote.
>upvote
(You)
seeds and nuts in the shell
Is tofu good for you or nah?
>>8741886
Whether it's good or not, tofu available for Western market is shit. If you ever live in Asia, try freshly-made Tofus.
>>8741886
As good for you as beans are, which is to say, pretty good.
Cheap protein without cholesterol is always healthy, unless you're eating shoe leather.
I keep hearing things about soy causing problems for men. I don't know if there's actually anything to it, but I avoid it just in case (not like I'm missing out).
>he hasn't put his children on a raw vegan diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkfivA7ok40
Reminder that it's the healthiest and most responsible thing to do as a parent. Just because you're a meat eater doesn't mean they have to eat meat as well.
Yes.
And?
>>8741813
jej if you think this is bad there's some retard who still breastfeeds her kid at the age of ~5
he's also mentally developed as a two year old because of her hippie bullshit, and throw on the fact she'd fled to ecuador avoiding child abuse charges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38B9R7zbjs
give this pallid bitch a steak
>Tfw your kitchen is clean, you have everything you need for the recipe, and you're just about to start
Post /ck/ feels, good and bad.
>tfw prepping and you realize you're out of clean dishes
>>8741745
>tfw No hood above stove
>tfw you fuck up a meal
Nothing else enrages me more, I'll be depressed for the rest of the night
can someone explain to me the flyover states' obsession with """"""casseroles"""""""
Comfort food that's part of a lot of social interactions.
>>8741627
this is revolting
>>8741627
It's the ultimate lazy food that requires no skill whatsoever. Dump crap in a dish. Overcook the piss out of it.
And when you don't have anything of quality to compare it to in flyoverland it must seem pretty appealing.
>"chicken TIKI masala"
>autism detected
>>8741613
>REEEEEEEEEEEki tiki tavi
Brushetta.
don't talk to me till I've had my coffee
>>8741190
Is this the new "guy in a flame suit orders black coffee"? I remember you used to get banned for posting that multiple times a week.
>tfw forever alone
>no one to even try to talk to me before coffee
>>8741199
What
Are nettles delicious? I have a bag full of them
Yeah, just remember to blanch them first if you don't want to fucking die
>>8741111
Nettles make the chest milk flow
Quite delicious i rub them on myself whenever i find them