> mix packet of yeast with water
> drink water/yeast mixture
> combine flour, salt, sugar, water
> eat the paste
What happens to my stomach?
nothing
>>8747300
If you drink some lye and poop just right you can make toilet pretzels.
>>8747343
Doesn't dough rise? I mean shouldn't a stomach explode? I wonder if anyone is dumb enough to try this.... For science.
/ck/, nwefag vegan here. give me a good recipe because i have next to nothing. and not something that tastes like shit. thanks.
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The secret to great vegan food is pork lard, and lots of it.
Step one: get vegetable
Step two: wash vegetable
Step three: eat vegetable
>>8747083
Have you tried typing ' vegan recipes' into Google?
If you use powdered coffee-mate in your coffee, you're disgusting.
if you use anything other than spices in your coffee, you're disgusting.
If use anything but your butt to insert your frozen coffee dildo into your body, you're disgusting.
If you drink coffee, you drink coffee.
Apparentally this is breakfast.
I am dubious.
Hi dubious nice to meet you I am harold.
This porous structure makes me feel horny.
>>8746901
Dad get off of the internet
Share your best burger
this one consists of
>a bun
>some rocket
>4 fresh beef patties
>16 strips of bacon
>200g of cave aged cheddar
>a tomato
>onion chutney
Like, an entire tomato? Or just a slice?
that's a coronary, not a buger
>>8746823
entire tomato, few slices between on every level
Reminder to eat bananas.
They're delicious, quite healthy, fairly low in calories and also ridiculously cheap (something like 5 pence per banana here in the UK)
30 a day
MINIMUM
I just had 2 about an hour ago.
>>8746766
I think I'll have some right now with greek yoghurt
Find a flaw
Isn't it Pepsi zero?
Pro tip, you can't
>>8746459
No theirs is called Pepsi Max
And it's shit
RESTURANT TIER SAUCE
What should i throw this bad boy on? Best sauce thread?
>>8745959
Ask for it by name, cuck
>>8745959
Unfortunately, it isn't selling well and I saw it in the clearance section at the supermarket.
One of the 'benefits' of carbon steel pans is that they react quickly to changes in heat. How do they compare to copper clad stainless steel in that regard?
You wont notice any difference if you are a home cook, unless you are autistic
>>8745284
That's enough out of you, teenager.
Stop posting on this website.
>>8745289
Thanks for confirming your autism
Why does Soda get so much hate?
I like it a lot. Drink it every single day and it's yet to do anything bad to me.
>>8744333
>it's yet to do anything bad to me
Well it has turned you into a faggot with terrible opinions.
>>8744345
What do you drink?
Water?
>>8744333
It's perfectly fine if you run 3 or 4 miles every day, other than that it's just sugar water with a bit of caffeine.
what's the best peanut butter brand that tastes the yummiest?
I just buy the generic store brand. Screw it.
>>8744167
That show was shit
I prefer to pour the oil off after first opening the jar. Maybe I should start saving it for cooking chicken or pancakes.
prove this wrong
Last one should be black coffee.
>>8743585
Last one should be daddys morning wood
Hello.
What would you like to order from my dinner menu?
>>8743238
McChicken
>>8743238
What in tarnation is no.11
>>8743295
blodpudding
Tastes of cinnamon. You'd love it.
Why do so many people hate the taste of this?
Same reason some people hate the taste of anise
Root beer is good, but birch beer is better
>>8742889
You learn to appreciate it. I hated anise at first same with cilantro, hops, coffee. You learn to appreciate the favor over time. Root beer is truly best soda
Have you ever ruined a dish just so you can take a photo and post it on /ck/
I just made carbonara ala scrambled
i remember that thread, what a retard
>>8742861
Is this a meme now? That poor idiot
>>8742861
shit I never thought of buying cooking utensils from mayo clinic!