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How can I tell if a local knife is a meme? Theres no international reliable interviews. I don't trust my countrymen to know any better. But theres a good sale on it and my chefs knife is trash

>>8728844
I'd recommend not buying high end boutique memes if you don't know anything about them. Order something reputable online

>>8728860
But it's like 50$. I'm not gonna find something reputable thats cheaper (where I live). But noted, I'll probably lay off then

Something with A1 on it. A1's great with burgers.

Chicken Strip sandwich sub Honey Mustard for the BBQ sauce

Bacon and Cheese Whataburger all the way on Texas Toast with 2 whole jalapenos on the side. Ordering onion rings instead of fries is the right move, but it take these idiots longer to do so I say fuck it.

>>8738180
sometimes I wish I lived in america when you have all of those bizzare snacks
I mean, they're probably not too tasty, but still

>>8738180
I saw on here one day what I assumed was a troll post about deep frying them, but tried it just to see and it's actually pretty good and gets them hot without them busting open

>>8738180

I'm guessing you're microwaving them? Lower your power, cook longer.

????

10/10 would drown him

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>>8737866
fuck off reddit

>>8737883
XD i'm fucking crying with laughter thinking of his itty bitty hard pecker

>>8737810
I make a continuous spiral around the orange that results in one very long peel.

>>8737810
I don't. I cut it in half and eat it out like it's Anna Kendrick's b-hole.

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>>8737816
>it breaks halfway through.

did you try mcdonelds

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Every 7-11 should be selling jelly donuts.

>>8737649
Why not just make your own?

>>8737439
as a sardine lover I always suspected but have yet to have the chance to have anchovies on my pizza. and I do enjoy proper ceasar dressing with anchovies in it

fuck op I've had them just once on a pizza and it was fucking great. Pizza place here doesn't carry them anymore and I don't want to put canned anchovies on a pizza.

>>8737439
They're fine. The thing is that most people don't know you're supposed to put them on after the pizza has finished baking. This way it doesn't dry them out and fuck up their texture.

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>>8737395

>>8737395
Mods are fucking retarded. Earlier they deleted a thread that broke no rules at all

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>>8737395
cry to hiroshimoot about it i'm sure he'll do something

Ahhh, it won't hurtcha! The dose makes the poison, after all.

Case in point about this generation being filled with beta fucking nu-males who are literally afraid of the tap water.

>MUUUUUUHH ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS SOOOO SCURRY

You don't know fuck all but what you eat from /pol/'s rotten asshole. Kill yourself before you breed.

>tfw too redpilled to drink liquids
>going to die of thirst because the government is trying to kill off smart people by poisoning everyone else

Stop following recipes like a dogma and use your intuition more.

>hurr all I need to cook is a recipe!

No. Stop forcing this meme, or you'll continue to get fucked.

>>8737201
Fuck off retard.

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>>8737130
Try being creative, either come up with you're own recipes or build off of someone else's. Like this one made a pretty good sandwich, but I had to tweak it a little too make it great.

Depends on the model of rice cooker.

Some of the higher end ones have steaming trays or similar that can be used in all sorts of cooking.

>>8737129
Mine does have a steam tray. For now I've been using it just for steam-fried veggies and chicken on top of rice but I've been looking into ways to use it as a stew pot for roasts, chili, spaghetti, and ramen. This machine is outright going to replace the top of my stove at this rate.

>>8737103
I've got a similar machine and it's awesome at cooking rice. It's not great at browning though so if you're going to make a chilli or curry you'd have to brown the onions and meat off in a pan first before you dump it all in there to slowly cook.

Great bit of kit though.

>>8736946
Happy birthday

>>8736946
Happy birthday op.

>>8736946
Happy birthday, sorry your kids have a new dad, but at least we laugh at his "my wife's son" posts.

>>8736415
With fresh herbs and a couple shakes of seasoning sauce not to forget the dry pepper for spice
>Asian ramen

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>>8736430
how does /ck/ cook their ramen?

>With fresh herbs and a couple shakes of seasoning sauce not to forget the dry pepper for spice

Nah, Trick. Get one pack of noodles. We call them noodles here in Australia, NOT Ramen. I don't know what the fuck "Ramen" is but I looked it up on the Google and it's just NOODLES. How do I cook my noodles? Like a motherfuckin BOSS is how I cook my noodles.

BOIL THE KETTLE! Procure one pack of noodles. Crunch it up still in the bag into like, 8ths or whatever, you need those testicle sized noodle rocks. Open the bag and pour it into your food bowl.

Get a can of tuna. NOT the good stuff, you need the catfood grade-there might be dolphin in here- nasty as balls stuff thats filled with oil, and not the good oil either. My tuna tins are like 425gramms, I've never visited the third world so I can't convert that into whatever for you.

Pour half in with 20% of the oil and stir it around with your fork. Use your teeth to open the Beef flavour sachet that came with the noodles and sprnkle all of it on top.

KETTLE IS DONE! Pour the water into your tuna noodles food bowl till it is *almost* covering. Use a fork to shovel it into your mouth while reading /pol/

I dont believe in "mercury" either, so this is healthy AF. Don't like tuna? Stay fat you fat fuck I don't care.

I prefer cup ramen over the blocks because of the dehydrated veggies and then I don't really add anything else to it.

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>>8736311
>frozen meals
>bretty good

Amy's or nothing bruh. Their pasta like stuff is great tier.

I ate that Devour bacon macaroni for a week, but then it made me sick and I haven't repurchased.

>>8736251
That's bullshit but ginger does work wonders on nausea, plus it can clear your sinuses right out.

>>8736255
>work wonders

It's weird shape and rough surface is perfect for choosing the inside of my urethra.

>>8736251
Ginger is hot and dry. Eat it with something cold and wet to balance it out