Fish disgusts me, how do I change my perception of it? Thinking of starting out raw fish because sushi is palatable whereas cooked fish just makes me nauseaus.
Also are mushrooms important? Because I can't eat them either, the idea of eating a fungus just creeps me out.
I feel like I should replicate Jap diets since they live so long and fish is the first step.
don't eat fish
it's the least sustainable protein (with a few exceptions)
>>8748583
>sustainable
what does that even mean?
anyway, japs live the longest and it's generally accepted their diet is the reason for this. I eat 2kg of chicken a week anyway, I can live with getting some of the protein from other sources.
Is there anything worse than burning your tongue on your food/drink?
It completely ruins a meal.
I burned my tongue yesterday and the thing is still fucking sore.
it's sort of worth it when all the skin finally sloughs off like snek
Biting into a metal utensil as if it were food and feeling that sharp pain burst through your teeth
>>8748338
Having sensitive teeth is a billion times worse then burning my tongue. I regularly burn my tongue on tea/soup but nothing is worse then the weird feeling that you get from eating something after not having eaten in a while. Like your mouth/teeth/jaw whatever isn't prepared for food at the moment.
If you were ordering at kfc right now, what would you get?
pic related. KFC Original Recipe Two Piece Feed – two pieces of chicken, chips, potato and gravy and a bun.
>>8748241
yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh
a fuckiiiinnnnnn
>>8748241
A large gravy.
I dunno, a bucket of extra crispy with coleslaw and mashed potatoes and gravy as sides.
How the fuck do I get this stupid shit to work
read the directions
>>8748052
It says to put the whole packet in 1/4 cup of water but I don't want to use the whole packet because it makes 5 gallons of wine
>>8748169
locate your balls and use the entire packet.
Which WSM should I get?
From left to right: 14, 18.5, 22.5
Which one?
>>8747934
Quit being a little bitch and get a southern pride.
>>8747947
Don't have that kind of money, pal.
Id get the large one, but I have a big back yard and would probably cook enough food to fill the grate
I need to make a sauce or something for my meat. This is all i have in the pantry...no time for a trip to the store.
Oh the meat...i have chicken thigh and some log o' pork.
What do?
>>8747887
Looks like you're making barbecue sauce anon.
>devil's cum
>>8747891
Looks like im drinking bourbon and fucking the cat if someone doesnt walk me through this.
Hey /ck/, I'm new to cooking for myself and I'd appreciate any pointers you have in how to improve the following recipe. I'll post pictures on a step-by-step recipe I developed and if you want, please tell me what you would change.
Would you like my honest criticism?
So my first step was chopping up a whole bunch of chicken-apple sausage and yellow onions.
>>8747895
>chicken apple sausage
Why does this shit exist? Because these things are fucking putrid.
Ruins the texture and taste of anything its added to.
When will the sprinkles meme end?
Sprinkles may suck but they are far from a meme.
Maybe of you were not a man-child you would stop ordering of the kid's menu...no more sprinkles.
>>8747856
Kids like them because it's a fun visual excuse to needlessly add sugar to something
>>8747910
kinda hard when you want a long john and tims only has them with sprinkles.
What is the best fast food sammich?
a ham cheese and mustard sandwich you can make at home in like 1 minute
inb4 the meme
does waffle house count as fast food?
Bacon burger with onions.
Why do black people love Lorna Doones?
Because they can't afford the real stuff
>>8748864
>not getting the doggo version
>>8748877
Not just making your own shortbread cookies.
What's for dinner lads
>>8747686
Just made some Mapo Tofu from scratch, was pretty good.
falukorv
>>8747686
Left over donuts from work and some psyllium husk capsules for fiber. Love a free dinner.
>They told me it couldn't be done
>But I did it.
>Tendies. On a sub.
this is a repost but
>At orlando with gf
>we are not from orlando
>tell her people on the 4chan cooking board constantly talk about publix sandwiches
>we try it
you guys didnt lie..
>>8747646
>not the buffalo tendies sub
Step it up
Y'all fucked up, it was on sale for 5.99 just last week.
Why doesn't /ck/ like hard shelled tacos?
I do like hard shells though.
>>8747193
It annoys me to no end trying to get all the ingredients in one bite. I usually end up taking 2 smaller bites, one with meat at the bottom and another with the lettuce/cheese etc. and chewing them together. With a soft taco you can wrap the top with tortilla and chomp down vertically to get a little bit of everything, but if you try to do that with a hard shell you'll fuck your teeth up
This wouldn't be such a conundrum if I didn't like the taste of hard shell tacos so much, too. So tasty... Yet so inconvenient.
>cut pita in half
>put in toaster until crispy
>fill with taco junk
>enjoy fucking delicious crispy taco without spilling it all over yourself
Buyer's remorse thread.
>see a bunch of yoghurt on sale; 30% off
>huh, vegan and lactose free, guess that's a good thing
>also has a cute name
>buy the last 10; 3 vanilla, 7 chocolate
>get home and taste the chocolate one
>almost puke
>tastes sour and rancid
>taste the vanilla one
>tastes like stale coconut water, not too bad, but still not great
>forced to eat all ten of those things because throwing them away would be wasteful and i don't want to make anyone else suffer
I'm never buying anything vegan or lactose free ever again. I feel sorry for everyone who doesn't eat animal products or is lactose intolerant.
>>8746989
>yoghurt
it's yogurt ya fag
>>8747003
Except it's not.
>>8746989
get yoso coconut yogurt. vegan and cool and good. dont judge all types of something based on one experience!
itt: shit only a few brands do that should be standard
pic related
>packet of fried onions
I can't think of a single instant noodle that this addition wouldn't improve, and pic related as among the cheapest brands
>>8746788
>*pic related as among the shittiest brands
>>8746794
garbage opinion lad
>>8746788
if the instant ramen only has the dry soup/stock powder and no type of fat with it in a separate portion, then its trash.