Help me out, I'm trying to get into water....not drinking it, I already drink it, but enjoying it...what do you like about water? I'm trying to figure out how to like it
>>8790371
wat
>>8790371
try putting corn syrup in it
>>8790371
Hard work out in the sun will make truly understand how great water is.
I can snap and kill every fucker on this board in a cooking contest if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your shitty gloopy mess laughed at and your eyes watering before you would even know what is happening.
You dickheads talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>pic related: It's me
>>8790307
Have you met me you big nosed faggot?
Jamie Oliver could kick yer ass plus his wife is hotter than yours.
Easter is coming up. What do you like to do with Easter eggs, /ck/?
>are any of you into Pysanky?
>The thought of them handmade gets me wet
>>8790196
I like to eat them.
I had an Icelandic friend who used to make these chocolate easter eggs filled with candies. They were as tall as his forearm was long and made with high quality dark chocolate with white chocolate decorations on them. Apparently it's tradition in Iceland to have easter eggs like that. I want to make one this year and am trying to find out how to make the mold. Any ideas?
I fucking love those things. Here's some ones that've been made by my relatives.
Mayonnaise is disgusting. Fight me.
>>8790021
Jew detected. "Ew mayo" is a forced anti-White meme.
>he doesnt enjoy lard, oil, and egg whites whipped together
>>8790027
>forced anti-White meme
I'm German/Scottish. Mayonnaise is an abomination.
What's the spiciest thing you put on a sandwich?
Mine would be pic related, it's almost too spicy imo
Another reddit thread.
Sage
Sriracha. It's the spiciest hot sauce I've EVER tasted
>>8790006
But Mayonnaise isn't spicy at all.
Did you know that I'm having "hallucinogenic effects" after consuming this tea?
What else can I experiment with and not get addicted?
Jenkem.
Try heroin, it's pretty good senpai
>>8790016
FUCK HEROIN
You try it once, you're fucked.
So, i'm gonna travel to Czech Republic and visit Prague/Kutná Hora; do you anons have some advices on what to eat/try out? It's my second visit to prague, but this time i want to explore a bit the local gastronomy. Pic related, anyone have an experience to share?
Also this
Czech cuisine is really heavy, with lots of meat and not exactly sophisticated (as a Bavarian I know what I'm talking about). Try some Bohemian dumplings.
>10, that's right, TEN FUCKING NUGGETS
>1.49
How the fuck can other fast food joints even compete?
Seriously dudes, how the fuck can they profit off this?
>>8789890
they don't. they sell at loss because
a. Remind people that nuggers are delicious so they come back
b. People are going to buy a drink/fries/sandwich which give a TON of profit
>>8789890
they must be 90% soy
>>8789890
The breading is a bit thick and the overall feel is chewier, akin to storebought oven nuggets.
I personally prefer the crispy texture of the new McDs nuggets but if you like the BK ones more power to you. I only wish Mcnuggets were that cheap.
Was he right?
>drinking red bull when you can buy store brand energy drinks for mere pence and it tastes exactly the same
And then dumb fucking millennials complain about having no money.
>>8789627
Drinking caffeine at all
>>8789635
caffeine is actually good for you, cuckold
>he dips his 'za
>>8789525
Very rarely.
If there's one with the pizza I ordered I'll use it since I hate seeing anything go to waste.
>>8789525
>he's not a friend of mine
>>8789537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6NZPk-4jE
What does /ck/ eat while innawoods?
McChicken
>>8788901
if I ever find myself in a forest it's for a very brief stroll. I then go home and eat
>>8788901
>recipe including the word "man style"
haha, no thanks.
I wanna try cooking for myself but im clueless as to the topic of it. Any tips and easy recipes? Thank you!
Yes, first step is go back to /co/ and stay there
>>8788786
Ready the sticky, dishwasher.
>>8788786
That stove looks like it's screaming.
Is persian food any good? been wanting to try it but holy fuck its expensive..fucking jews
Compared to what? The persian spot I go to for lunch is like $12. You mean like compared to Subway?
>>8788679
Yes, it's very good, probably one of my favorite cuisines. I'd never had it until I moved to a big city with a large persian population, but damn, it's good food. Very clean, robust flavors, and pretty healthy too.
>>8788679
pic related would be something like 18 dollars. there are no quick grab n go persian places
>Everyone always says this is disgusting.
>Bought a small tub because it was on sale just to see for myself.
>Get it home and peel the plastic seal off and lick it.
>Instantly fall in love and want to marry it.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
This tastes like fucking sour cream mixed with fresh mozzarella!
I just ate a bowl of it plain and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.
Anyone who isn't fucking insane have any suggestions on how else I should eat this, like what it's good with or how to cook with it?
I'm never going to allow myself to run out of it after today.
who the fuck thinks cottage cheese is disgusting?
either way, it's good plain or with a little salt and pepper
good mixed with chopped pineapple, stirred into eggs, used in pasta dishes (esp. lasagna) and great in casseroles
Cottage cheese is god tier food.
I like it just plain, or maybe drizzled with a little honey.
I've also put it in my omelettes and scrambled eggs before, but honestly, I feel like it's a waste of the delicious creamy flavor to do that. I really just like it plain.
>and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.
I know this pain, anon. I know it.
>>8788606
Go get some strawberries.
Slice them up and sprinkle a little sugar on them, stir them around (gets a lot of juice out of the strawberries).
Mix with cottage cheese.
Here's a fact
I'm getting a cheese burger with cold hard cash.
Question is, which one of you shills is going to convince me to spend my money on your company?
if you can afford it, i highly recommend mcdonalds. 100% pure beef, reliable storage and cooking methods, quick and easy production.
>>8788595
Tbh I started going to wendys more because of their Twitter
>>8788595
The only fast food burger I'll buy anymore is Five Guys. Not because I think it's the best burger ever, but because it's the only fast food burger that doesn't make me feel ill an hour after eating it.