Mayonnaise is disgusting. Fight me.

>>8790021
Jew detected. "Ew mayo" is a forced anti-White meme.

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>he doesnt enjoy lard, oil, and egg whites whipped together

>>8790027
>forced anti-White meme

I'm German/Scottish. Mayonnaise is an abomination.

Mayo ruins everything it touches

Mayonnaise is tasteless inhuman slop. Aioli, on the other hand...

>>8790027
don't like food? you fuckin racist

>>8790021
What else am I supposed to dip my french fries in?

>>8790044
Ketchup. What are you, some kind of gross European faggot?

Mayo is overpowering in anything you put it in. It's the death knell in so many potato and pasta salads.

Why don't you like it? The interesting taste is a must have accessory for sandwiches of all kind.

>>8790030
>I'm German/Scottish.

Like he said

>Jew detected.

>>8790044
A garlic dip or ranch, tubby.

I only ever have mayo when:
>Chicken sandwich.
>Tuna mayo sandwich.
>Take-out cheesy chips when pissed out up town with loads of garlic mayo.

>>8790044
blender sour cream, dill and a pickle. Maybe also french/whole grain mustard for maximum "french"

also mushroom mayo is amazing

>>8790021
I too dislike mayo but I understand why people like it. I can eat it if it's part of something but on a sandwich it's too over powering.

Mayonnaise is the Devil's spunk.

If you actually like it, that is fine.
Just don't evangelise your literally tasteless jizz condiment, thanks.

agreed anon. Mayonnaise and everything it stands for (white America) needs to be destroyed.

Mayocide soon.

>>8790021
That is karkat's face and seeing it on mayo amuses me

>>8790308
i want tumblr to leave

>>8790021
Tbh it's only because of that movie Undercover brother. In my household my parents put mayo, Lawry's Seasoning salt and Crystal Hot Sauce on everything.

>>8790021
I didn't eat mayo for a long time until I tried veganaise, after that I can eat the regular stuff but I'm big on quality products

>>8790044
Anything else. Mayonnaise is only to be used as an ingredient for other sauces.

>>8790328
But blending it with dill relish makes the best dipping sauce.

>>8790021
The Dutch eat mayo on their fries.

They're bigger than you.

I eat my fries with mayo, onion, and sambal oelek whenever possible.

I'm essentially Nederlander-Skraeling.

We could fight, but I'd rather drink with you, and possibly tie you up, smack you with a cricket paddle a few times, and force feed you some homemade mayonnaise or hollandaise.

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>>8790359
>Dutch.
It would be more entertaining to watch you get cucked by a flood of refugees in trucks.

>>8790362
We're used to heavy amounts of all three things. We're still the psychotic red-headed stepchildren of Europe.

The Savage/Native side of me, when it's done huffing solvents, is probably going to take offense at your shit though.

>>8790044
the sweet and sour sauce for you nuggers

>>8790021
Agreed, just looking at it makes me feel fat and sick.

>>8790416
There are doctors for that.

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>>8790027

Look at this shit.

Just read and laugh.

>>8790021
Mayonnaise literally did nothing wrong.

>>8790021
It just goes so good with chicken breasts. I rarely eat it with something else. From time to time I dip some fries in it, or put it on a sandwich.

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>>8790044

FACT: only subhumans dislike mayo