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>>18716660
Yeah you call a doctor and pay the full price which is like $200.

>>18716672
If she could do that, I wouldn't be on here asking about it. I can't afford to help her either, unfortunately. Her total price of medicine a month is around twice as much as I make a month, not even counting the doctor's visits. She started a new job so she has less than 100 to her name, too.

Latter.

>>18716624
This

>>18716593
You forgot to ask question.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

>>18716599
Nah I can't handle a job like fast food and retail I'm too fucking anxious and those jobs don't really take you anywhere and are just wage slavery.

>>18716607
So what were you trying to acomplish by your post?

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>>18716573
Lol. Are you 16?

You never ever talk about relationship or love as a boy. All you had to do was to simply ask her on date. Until she brings the subjects like gf/sex/relationship questions herself, all you have to do is to keep asking her on date, flirting and trying to cuddle the bitch and possibly escallate it to sex.

Playing hard to get is valid strategy, but not being retarded and simply not playing mind games is also very valid and adult way on how to do relationships.

Pic related. Talk and date the bitch.

>>18716613
I'm a 21 year old autismo. Working on it so give me good advice.

That stuff won't work with this one. She's a virgin and chinese. They are much more conservative about sexuality. I dont think shes been kissed and she said shes never done anything with anyone of either gender and was questioning her sexuality in front of me.

We went out on a walk and i tried putting my arm around her but she wouldnt let me. She let me put my hand on her leg while we were watching a movie, but after a certain point I think I was making her uncomfortable. She's not very experienced so it makes sense that she feels nothing. Her body just doesnt have a sexual association with that stimuli. She lets me get close to her she just doesnt react positively or negatively. another night we stayed up until 2 am talking with my head hovering an inch next to hers while we sat on a couch. I think she was using girl logic to convince herself nothing was happening.

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>>18716613
I'm not trying to play mind games, but she hasn't been responsive to any of my approaches and its frustrating because shes dropping hints that she's interested all the time.

Is it a bad thing? Are you open about it at all, or if you are do people find it annoying? Do you care what people think about it? If not then maybe you should just enjoy it, I mean it doesn't sound too bad.

Are you sure you're not literally Hitler buddy?

>>18716549
I'm super ashamed of it, haven't told a soul except for you guys. There's a lot of downsides to a "relationship" like this, too. It's physically impossible to fuck yourself, and I can't exactly have a conversation with myself. I really wanted to start a family and nurture an authentic, natural relationship, but compared to myself, no one else comes close. One big factor as to why I like myself is that my physique satisfies my own fetishes. I'm bisexual, but I have yet to find a man or woman with such a specific desirable body such as my own.

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What does it mean when a 10/10 blonde chick does this to you. srs

It means she's dead inside.

>>18716502
True motivation comes from focused attention and ultra-desired outcomes. You have to WANT it, that end result, more than you reasonably should. That's how people keep motivated. Just staying focused, and dreaming of that sweet, sweet outcome.

As for getting back in, solve the problem that made you quit. Don't give up anymore, keep hitting that wall with your head until it cracks. Trust me, the euphoria you'll get from finally fixing that issue and knowing you can move on will be enough to push you farther.

>>18716561
I basically just have to want it more than anything else in the world, right? I know I CAN do it. I have all the tools necessary to get it done. I let one stupid thing get in the way.

I think the most annoying aspect of this is that whenever I'm at work or doing something else, I'm motivated to work on it. But when I get in front of the computer, I get distracted and don't have motivation.

I think I'm gonna make a list of tasks and checkpoints and set a timer. I have to do one hour of work each work day. If I can work eight hours for someone else, I can surely put in an hour for myself.

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Do what they're doing.

Drink alcohol. If you're still feeling like yourself like, drink more. You'll either pass out (which is pretty normal) or do stupid, normie shit

>>18716487
If you're clinically autistic, there's no hope for you.

If you're self-diagnosed, then you have a chance. Just give into peer pressure whenever anybody interacts with you. That's it.

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That will never happen.

>>18716462
>perfected my rhetoric and quick-wittedness
Teach me how

I've always thought this sort of thing was a function of immutable intelligence capacity

>>18716462
>stupid frogposter

>>18716428
Well, you've taken the first step, that is being aware of the problem. Next one is much harder, finding solution. Do you have anything else you like or could see yourself doing? Thirdly, you need to have someone close to you with whom you can talk this issue through, sitting on it yourself and consulting internet isn't going to help you. Each situation is specific. Fourthly ask yourself what is important to you in your life?

>>18716428
Professor writing here.

College is not for everyone.

I am NOT saying you're not good enough for college, but college may not be good enough for you.

Colleges are designed to serve two populations - those who want to go into a field that requires a degree, and those who just like learning for its own sake.

If you are not in either of those groups, college has nothing to offer you and may well be a waste of your time.

And remember, I'm a professor admitting this.

It may well be that you would make a thoroughly successful Something Other Than Academic. Instead of bemoaning what seems to be failure (but is probably just a basd fit) in the academic world, look for your true calling.

And you can always read philosophy in your spare time.

>>18716404
Op I think they're everywhere. I would say most women are still traditional with some compromise. Some want to be "traditional" as well, like my cousin. Just talk to lots of women.

>>18716404
How many different girls have you asked on date this year? From what sources?

And how have you decide that average girl from your location isnt for you? Details and more context man!

>>18716471
>>18716495
I'm a fucking dog in heat. When I get thr occasion, I talk to every women I can. It never goes anywhere, maybe a date and that's it. I'm average guy with a cool job and coming from a upper middle class family (women living far from cities are often poorer so more interested and easier). Sources? Well I went once with a friend that meme'd me into going in a small town. I dressed up with a clean shirt and jeans, very average in any kind of bar in a big city. But in 5min, I had 3 girls approach me. They definetely smelled money and that I was not from there. But they weren't my type so it didn't go nowhere.

I'm starting to get old (24) and I am really no interested in women over 20 so I've got little time left before it starts to be creepy dating a 18-19 y/o

>>18716308
go. It will only be awkward if you make it. Dude, listen no ones going to fuck with u and if they do just say,

"Yeah sorry i'm a faggot fuck me cause i love pussy right?"

>>18716325
I wasn't even invited though, and I feel that may be the reason

Having an evocative and colorful vocabulary works wonders. Use adjectives, images, metaphors...instead of abstract words. Don't explain, tell a story.
Reads lots and lots of books. Very important.

The moment you can communicate relatively complex ideas (or really, just make others understand what you're saying) without coming across as a pseudo-intellectual is the moment you are articulate and well-spoken.

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Unironically by being attractive.

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>''my dick, your mouth''
>''hmmmm''

With a knife.

>>18716207
Patience is key. There's thousands of people that see hotter girls than their girlfriends and they think to themselves deep down inside, "Damn, I should've been more patient and stayed single".


quit being a little bitch by the way.

Put this thought into the darkest corner of your mind and leave it there to waste away.

Also, take a deep breath and tell yourself, that now you're free.
Only you can decide, what to do with your freedom - should you spend it on slowly murdering yourself with past regrets? It doesn't seem like a good pastime activity to me.

>>18716207
usually changing/joining new friend groups is the best way to find the next love of your life