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>>18721922
bro it's just V A P O R

welcome to college mate. Move off campus as soon as your university allows you your freedom, and until then just do your best to get through it without killing yourself or others. Dorms are overpriced shitholes and the whole goal is to cram as many of you as possible in as small a space as possible like Jews in a train car.

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1) Get off the fucking 4chans.
This is vital. You need to do this or you will fail. The following is what I call the skinwalker approach. I used it at two high schools, junior college, and university proper to great effect.
2) Go talk to that guy who sits next to you or girl with the big titties.
3) Insert yourself into their social group and act as though you belong there.
4) Mimic the group, adopt the group's protocols.
5) Assert yourself as a member of the group by engaging in group activities.
6) [Optional] Alienate one of the original members of the group if necessary to avoid third nipple, fifth wheel, tenth semi permeable mucous membrane, etc. phenomenon.

>>18721949
how does I alienate someone if i'm always the one being alienated? whats the social mindset of this? I'm generally just friendly to everyone but i've noticed "normal" people always do this

its weird to live in a world world where being chill and nonjudgmental is not ok. but i'm prepared to change if its necessary.

how do I do it in the most safe normal way possible? I have both aspergers and adhd so I make a easy target and often run the chance of being an weird asshole without trying to be one.


this thread could save my life lol

>>18721978
You need to let them single themselves out. The easiest way to do this is to intiate a group manipulating strategy while your target is not present. Planning an activity or discussing and reaching a consensus on polarizing value claims is a great way to make them the odd one out. "Wait what are we doing?" "What do you guys mean Nazis are great?" (intentionally hyperbolic example) Those statements turn the whole group against them psychologically. To safegaurd yourself from this, make a personal connection with one of the group members - and conversely avoid trying to single out someone with their own strong connection, especially romantic ones.
For just generally talking to people I urge you to read How to Win Friends and Influence People. A world renowned text for a reason, it WILL help you.

well, if there's not alot of biographical data, I would start with the absolute basics.

date of birth, location of birth, and date of the subjects of his creation you are researching.

look at what was going on at the time in those places and work your way outward.

>>18721812
very good, thanks a lot!

Nope.

>>18721848
>>18721851
Elaborate?

>>18721795
Depends on how severe your aspeghers is.

90% chance of failure though. You will not have a normal sex life or social life.

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Only you

Prozac

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>>18721766
>XD im depressed
when will this meme end? depression isn't real. it's just a made up term by pharmaceutical companies so they can sell you pills

I'm not sure OP, did you do something? Do you shower?

How old are you now? How old were you the last time you hung out them? Is it possible they genuinely don't remember you?

I don't know your exact situation, but I have been on the other side of this before.

There is a girl that was in my grade in high school. She played clarinet in band while I played flute. We would have casual encounters but were never close. She has some sort of social issue, but isn't quite autistic. She draws anime in her spare time. She's overweight, and definitely the type of girl that runs with her arms pointed behind her, if you catch my drift. She's just...a little off. We were class of '09.

She works in my hometown's grocery store. When I visit home, I see her working the till sometimes. I don't go out of my way to talk to her, even if I'm at her till. I just don't interact with her. It's because I wasn't good friends with her, and because, to be blunt, we are in two different socioeconomic classes. I'm grad level educated, make good money, moved out of my hometown, and have a career. I hate to be a dick, but honestly...I'm just, better than her.

I don't know why your old friends don't talk to you, but I hope this isn't the case.

>>18721681
You can't. You need the base password to go onto the phone. It' a brick your uncle did not do you a favor at all

Give him the phone back and get him to sign out.

>>18721706
fuck sake, in this case you bet it's a brick

thanks anons, i'll go threaten him for his password ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jk

>>18721638
>What are good ways to cope or deal with anxiety anons?
White knuckle that shit until, surprise, nothing happens
It gets easier every time.

>>18721645
What is white knuckle?

>>18721647
Deal with it

>>18721584
Just stop using it.
Use rewards to get what you want.
For example, if I lay off 4chan for a week, I will buy myself that new game, etc.

I would not suggest putting the addiction onto other sources, like tumblr, facebook or twitter.
You need to harness that energy and put it into something constructive.
One of the reasons there's so much controversy today in the legislative branches of government regarding technology, is that is makes people complacent and lazy.
It's important to have a life outside of the internet. That is, until the tech giants take over the world and government.

Pretend to be underage in some other board and get yourself banned.

easy. start lurking /pol/

You best chance is to wait 5 years for a VR waifu and another 20 for a robot waifu

>>18721541
its actually very easy for me to get sex when I don't talk and hunt around.

>>18721541

this

meanwhile you can eat cheetos and play unknown battle grounds

Yes to lesbians. Ended up fucking them. 5 different lesbians, all ended the same way. Lesbians are a sure thing. You just have to be there at the right time. The right time being when they decide they need a dick.

>>18721461
This.
All women are lesbians, and all lesbians still want dick

>>18721442
Yeah, my ex girlfriend was a "lesbian".
It's all a meme my man.
Also, feelings are for women, you better get over that shit.
We have a biological function to breed, case closed.

Don't worry about it. I'm sure both of them have been stuck in conversations that they weren't sure how to exit.
I'd suggest that you practice ending conversations. Excuses might help you feel more warranted, but I personally like to be vague.

>Hey, well, I'd better get going. I hope you have a good rest of your day. Talk to you later!
At the second sentence, I start backing up a little bit, shifting away, glancing towards where I need to go. I'll make good eye contact with them, trying to look genuine about my wish. When I say, "Talk to you later!" I'll have turned my whole body towards my destination, look over my shoulder at them, and wave and smile.

>>18721431
Oh and after "I hope you have a good rest of your day" I do pause to allow them to say, "Thanks, you too!"

>>18721431
pretty much this

but what do you do when they say

"WOAH HOLD ON A SEC ANON"

lmao

>>18721306
Both you and each family are racist and ignorant. This is clear by your constant use of autistic for non autistic people. Best of luck with that and hopefully you all will try to be better people.

>>18721306
You've probably seen/heard tons of stories about people who don't like their mother-in-law or father-in-law or whatever. Those stories are based in reality.

Don't let the families dictate who you love and what to be with for the rest of your life. If you love this girl and you're willing to go all the way with her (or at least she just makes you happy) then the families will learn to accept that you also make her happy.

Your family sounds fine, she's just not comfortable around them too much. Is that such a bad thing? Does she need to feel like they are her second parents for her to have a healthy relationship with you? Most surveys say no.

If you're making enough money to support her and yourself easily with your graphic design gig then her parents can literally just fuck off with their outrageous expectations.

Tl;Dr: Don't worry about the extended families anon. Your relationship needs to be about what is right for you and what is right for your partner.

>haz goals
>accomplish those goals
>repeat

>>18721138
Even for shitposter you are just bad. Try again and give us more context. Try getting job first
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

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If you're actually smart and capable data-analytics or any equivalent (usually a part of CS) is what you're looking for. Of course any field that makes money is hated on /sci/.

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>>18720862
Bump i'm also curious.

Currently in 2nd year of 4 year physics and math degree at monash uni