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Being a car salesmen is one of those jobs you don't need any experience for. You just need to sweet talk a dealership into hiring you. Don't fall for any internship bullshit, since it's on commission. You're pretty much paid nothing (or minimum wage) and then make all your bucks off of how many cars you sell. Keep in mind that it's a job where all your co-workers want you to fuck it up, so you're not going to learn anything aside from your own experiences. You'll also be forced to swallow your boss' bullshit about how you need to fuck over your friends and family in order to "make it." And further bullshit like how the dealership needs to make $10,000/day to keep the lights on. Like fucking Dollar Tree doesn't do the same thing without being greedy pieces of shit.

Anyway, good luck on your adventures even though car salesmen are 110% piles of shit.

>>18723514
Hmmm well honestly do you think it's a bad line of work. I realize it will just be your opinion but I'm just trying to get opinions

>>18723333
Don't report him m8. Courier drivers have it rough. The least you can do is meet him for your shit.

He'll avoid you next time as well and make it real hard for you to get your shit

>>18723333
I think he can and the reason is I don't think he has to hand deliver shit to individual apartments. Aren't you supposed to have a mailbox or a door man or something down stairs?

>>18723333
>>18724001

I would have came down those stairs so fast in pure anger that it would of sounded like crashing thunder and lightning; however, I think that guy is right. I think you are suppose to have somewhere to drop them off, so in reality you probably did the right thing (even if it was only because you are spineless) My brute anger towards another man giving me attitude has it's downfalls like not being able to order from a certain company, or go back to a certain bar.

I did fuck another mans wife though, so I guess you win some and lose some.

>>18723297
I knew a guy at uni who was 25 when we started. His experience seemed identical to everyone else's, in a good way.

But he was also short, young-looking and gay, so I that might have made a difference.

If you go to university, join clubs/frats, meet friends, then sure, why not? If it's a community college, then good luck. No socialization happens there.

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The trick isn't getting sex, the trick is figuring out why you'd ever want it from an American woman.

>>18723286
What if I'm not American?

>>18723286
>implying american women are unattractive and not worthy of being used solely for your own pleasure
lol fag.

>>18723246
The Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

>>18723314
thanks

>>18723217
Maybe it would help if you actually post what happened instead of a random upside down cognitive test.

It's normal for people to feel content before dying. The knowledge removes all the uncertainty, expectations and other pressures of life that stress people out.

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:D

For 2 years I was very angry and unhappy because I was dying and everyone said i was delusional or just autistic my history has been erased changed into one where I'm just autistic and not brain damaged

Be careful what you wish for... the little bit of human left inside may have gotten that message to you, because it liked you and wants you to be happy/safe. Taking on crazy willingly, in a relationship... it takes guts and strength beyond imagination.

>>18723123
I know I'm batshit crazy and warned the last girl I got with. She got out thankfully but not without damage. I hope she's doing okay now.

>>18723122
if she's "asian decent" you gotta go for it

pic definitely related

>>18723186
Kek

>>18722884

assembly/production/etc. Some places are paying as high as 11-15/hr with no experience needed.

If you can find an amazon warehouse in your area, they usually start off at 10-12/hr and literally fuck all requirements.

walmart distribution center can be good jobs too. might be hard to get though, but if you can get them, they're usually 14-18+

>>18722944
>assembly/production

as in putting shit together in a factory or putting shit together on a stage?

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fat people don't make it

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I feel like this is something you decide. Look in the mirror, if you think you have too much belly fat then maybe start parking a few extra feet from the entrance.

Also, everyone has a fold in their stomach when they sit. It's a basic part of human anatomy.

Let's put it this way: if you continue on with engineering, you're going to be stuck working in the field for the rest of your working life. Are you okay with this, or would you rather work in criminal justice?

Oh, and being a homicide detective is a) not what it's like in the movies and b) not as 'fun' as you think it is.

>>18722730
My dad's an inspector in a police force and he oversees major crime cases. He has loved the process of climbing the ladder, and the money is pretty good. If you want a family and want to work alot it's a good job I'd say. Just be prepared to charge alot of ppl for drunkenly killing their best friend or the like. Also the onslaught of media who oppose what you say because you're a branch of government.

Dude, you are in your 20's. Why would you follow something that is not what you want to do? I mean, with the rest of your life. Cause, well... If you continue that path, you'll have to live with it. You are young, if you can, enjoy and take your time. It doesn't matter if you finish a career at your 20's or at your 30's, the thing is that, whatever you decide, you'll have to live with it. The time you may feel like you are wasting now it's gonna be worth if you end up doing what you actually like.

>>18722492
automotive engineer is a mechanic. None trade skill uses math. If you want to be less than fairly idiotic robot you have to either go to college or be lucky.

also trade schools are a robbery that's not how people get jobs in trade fields most trade skills are union jobs they dont care if u went to pennco tech. It's not how u get in.

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>>18722505
>None trade skill uses math.

>>18722505
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>18722489
Do you feel satisfied with the education you received in college?

>>18722489
how much money you make is your responsibility. how you spend it is your responsibility.

>>18722489
What did you major in?

You have to accept you can't just change a person like that if they aren't committed themselves.
You've shown to her you could help her, she knows, she doesn't care. It's a free country.

>>18722468
This is why it's important to make sure you women get a good well rounded education. I'm sure you sister is not also fat but also stupid, because nothing is a surer sign of a stupid person that obesity.

Sadly some people just aren't kite it to go far in this world and you'll just have to accept that you can only extend the hand and lead by example.

>>18722468
Fat people (like other types of addicts) have to reach rock bottom before they'll change. Until she gets to the point in her life where she is absolutely sick of being fat and can't go on, it doesn't matter how much you badger her about it. All you're doing is making her feel self-conscious and chipping away at her already low self-esteem.

>>18722386
that's tough man, cant really say much. Try talking with his doctors, they have the most experience.

>>18722386
well everyone gets what they deserve usually and when you smoke sometimes u die at 60 just because he's ur dad doesnt make those odds any different he'll regret his choices more than you