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So some poop got stuck in my 4 month old puppys butt, her butthole was open with poop and it wouldn't come out. She's a Yorkshire terrier.
So I rinsed her butt with warm water for a while and got it, she pooped afterwards no problem and is playing and running around.
However her butt doesn't look quite right, it looks like I may have pulled something else out with the poop.
What the fuck did I do?
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Just go to a vet man
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Just-... No, I'm not going that low, fuck that.

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My friend has a "girlfriend" who is leading him down a pretty sick and twisted path, they do a lot of sexually devient stuff, she totally encourages it, and he feeds off of their encouragement. How do I snap my friend out of it and pull him away from her clutches because seriously its getting fucked up.
>They went to a party, some fat girl was giving it up in a backroom, girl already had sucked and fucked like 7 guys, friend's girlfriend tells him to fuck her, bareback.
>friend and his girlfriend go to a seedy park and have public anonymous sex
>friend's girlfriend has accepted money for sex, and has accepted money for him to fuck her fucked up friends.
>they have had multiple craigslist hook ups.
>Hes pimped her out to friends of ours, ruined one of our friend's marriage.
>they've hosted orgies
>a few of those orgies just involve her getting gangbanged.
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>>18715304
sounds like its not your problem.

tell your "friend" that you're worried that the path he is on will fuck his life up. After that just leave it alone because, like I said, its not really your problem.
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He's a consenting adult, buddy. You really have no say in that part of his life. As long as it's not preventing him from fulfilling himself or placing him in immediate harm, then there's no reason for you to get involved.
If anything you can just ask him how he makes sure he's safe during this stuff. I dunno, tell him AIDS is incredibly scary and it would be horrible to see him go through something like that.
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>>18715304
Tell him hes fucking up and that you wish him health and luck because hes gonna need it.

Get AWAY from him. You need to accept that you cant save most people.

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Just deleted all my messages that I had with the girl I absolutely loved and liked after passing through some difficult times. Our chat was full of "I love you :3" and some other cute ahit that aches in my soul everytime I remember it, I need help to get through this and would greatly appreciate old anons help since I'm destroyed spiritually
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>>18715247
I did the same thing. Then a few months later, he died. A part of me wishes I had kept the messages. This weekend will mark one year since his death. I think about him still, every day. I don't really know how to help you, other than to say you're not alone in your misery.
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>>18715247

stop projecting so much meaning on to it. sad? yes. but to say you're 'destroyed spiritually' is dramatic. if you're going to pretend at least pretend that you're stronger than a 12 year old girl going through her first break up.

treat your self like someone who can handle this, and I assure you that you will handle it.

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Okay so, My sleep/wake schedule has been off for a few days. I want to stay awake until at least 6 P.M. today but, I have no caffeinated drinks. It's already hell staying awake right now because I have been up since 5 P.M. yesterday. Please help 4chin.
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>>18715180
>I have no caffeinated drinks

there is your problem right there. You're poor. If you weren't poor then you wouldn't be having problems.

go outside and walk. Get off your fat ass and walk. That will keep you awake and make you tired so you can fall asleep like a normal human tonight.
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>>18715184
>Implying everyone on the internet is is a fat, lazy, piece of neckbeard lard
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Play vidya

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I'm going to a psychiatrist later today for my refills on anxiety and depression meds.

But I was thinking of maybe bringing up the fact I might have an attention problem. I catch myself daydreaming at times, procrastinating a lot and getting distracted easily.

My worry is that I'll be given some medication that will fuck with my brain and mood if I so much as miss a day. I already seen people go on spergouts when they forgot to take their ADHD medicine.

Should I tell my psychiatrist or not?
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Just get a fucking life
It's going to be short
Make some friends that don't suck pills like candy for comfort and escape
Develop interests you've always had
Stop being a scared shit loser who does drugs to feel accomplished every day
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>>18715154
You shouldn't take amphetamimes to increase performance unless the rewards are very high, not just, "I daydream sometimes." You don't need to pop amphetamimes to be sick at banter and videogames. That stuff is for people flunking out of high level schools. Children shouldn't be on it, despite what the social structure says. We shouldn't be living in a society where everyone is amped up to work mostly for someone else.
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Tell the truth. But everyone day dreams and has attention problems, anon. Doesnt mean you have ADD.

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I have an interview in six hours for an entry-level position. I haven't been interviewed in about a year and I'm a bit rusty. I only got it because I knew the manager for 7 years and my last boss was known to be a difficult person to deal with. What do you do to leave a positive impression on your interviewer? Which strengths should I use? Which questions should I ask her?

I'm punctual, polite, and willing to work. I'm showered, clean shaven, and dressed appropriately, but if anyone has tips for my appearance they're also welcome.
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>>18715112
Just dress formally and with some semblance of style. Pretend you're a roleplaying a character with high Charisma. Empathize with the interviewer so you can understand their needs as an employer and what they are probing for.

In a setting where 100 people aren't applying for the job, that's really it.
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>>18715125
Thanks man. I'm going to be wearing black slacks, tied with a belt, black dress shoes, and a white tucked in button-up shirt which I hope is nice enough.

I have little to no charisma or confidence and I'm worried about coming off as arrogant because of my youth. I'll try to stay calm and act confident.
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What's a good attitude to have?

Because honestly I'll take anything. Full-time, part-time, I just want to be in the workplace again and I'm not fussy.

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>Hang out with girl all weekend
>Amazing time happy happy
>No word at all Monday thru Thursday
>Hang out again next weekend
>Amazing time happy happy
>No word at all Monday thru Thursday

Is this shit normal? Why cant i get a fucking 'whats up?' on a weekday?
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>>18714994
Have you tried to contact her during the week?

Have you asked her about it? (Not accusingly, but from the perspective of respecting her wishes - "Do you not want me to contact you during the week?")

Though this kind of behavior is more typical of men than women, she may compartmentalize her life. During the week she is all business, devoted to school or career, and she piles all her socializing into the weekends.

- or she may be married and her husband is away weekends.
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>>18714994

Have you sent a message during the off time? Did she not respond? Anyhow, it's normal to hang out on weekends and then real life happens during the week. If she mostly hangs out with you during the weekend, obviously she has stuff and catching up to do with during the week, so she's busy. Don't be so needy.
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Ive made small, basic attempts at chat on weekdays but its usually a short quick answer from her hours later and cant get much more out of her. Now ive been kickin it with my fling from last month on weekdays to cure the boredom of mon-thurs and that could end up ruining things with new girl. Idk man its weird

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I want to get slippers for a friend of mine for his b-day (preferably from amazon). However, I have no clue about men's fashion. Do you have any suggestions?
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>>18714971
Only faggots care what their slippers look like.
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>>18714971
You can't go too wrong with a model like the one in your pic but in a plain brown.

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Hey guys. First time using this board for anything besides the occasional lurk.
>be me
>stupid kid
>have a bad breakup
>end up institutionalized
>cant stand seeing ex around town/school so I move across the country with family
>have no friends
>nobody talks to me
>depression gets worse
>worst loneliness I've ever experienced

>turn 17
>start up class again
>still no friends
>2nd semester starts
>girl sits by me and talks to me
>we talk more and more
>come over eventually to smoke
>become extremely close over the course of a few months, 8-9
Times not my strong suit.
>love each other like close ass friends
>meet her friends
>they really like me
>hang out so much people think we're dating sometimes
>actually go out with people
>have casual sex with her
>the normie life is amazing

>eventually drop acid together
>connect like never before
>realize how amazing she is
>i think I'm in love, that scares the fuck out of me. But I ask her out anyways.
>she says yes

It's been a few weeks.
Her ex's (still not over him) birthday was Friday. Let's call him K.

>she posts a picture of a guy on sc with a sticker over his face
>captioned "happy birthday" or some shit
>think not much of it
>know it's him

>see her next day
>she says she "went out with friends last night"
>"it was my friend Gavin's birthday. He turned 20."
>gavins birthday was 2 days ago
>he turned 19
>K turned 20 yesterday
>just stare at her
>dont talk for the rest of the day
>middle of the day shes upset and arguing over text with someone
>name is all heart emojis
>"I'm arguing with a long time friend, anon. And I'm losing. We've been friends for like 3 years and they don't want to be friends anymore. They're upset with me, and I'm upset with myself."
>continues to hide screen
>dont say anything
>go home

She thinks I'm just randomly depressed like usual.
I feel disgusted.
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>>18714954
>no tl;dr version
Sorry bro, can't help.
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(cont.)
>Tl;Dr ex went out with her ex and lied about it, thinks I'm stupid or something.

She's acting like everything's perfectly fine. She was high last night and texted me asking if I was mad at her, saying she gets randomly paranoid. I just told her some bullshit answer I don't even remember.

I opened up to her about insecurities, about this kind of thing. And she promised she'd never do anything like it.

I know there was some sort of connection between her and K while we were just friends, I used to give her advice.
She's kissing my cheeks and touching me like normal. It usually makes me feel warm and amazing. But I just freeze up and hate it. I want to be with her, but I don't know what to do. Or if it's even fixable. My hopes aren't high.

I don't usually whine about shit. But I want to know how to bring it up, or what to do.

>>18714958
Ran over word limit. Sorry.
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>>18714960
Fuck me.
>girlfriend went out with ex, and lied.

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>tfw have a thing for old handsome men, enjoy talking to them, getting attention from them and being friends with them
Not in a sexual way doe
How do I get friends like this without having sex with them?
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>>18714929

Fuck off roastie, you just want a suger-daddy, they have specific websites for that you know
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>>18714929
Boys bonds over shared interests and or hobbies. Same school, same job, same hobby, same game and so on.

Do you think you have anything valuable to offer except your body to form friendship? I bet you dont even go to gym or use steroids which your pic related certainly does.

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Can i has help with homework plzzzz
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>>18714909
Just plagiarize some meme-sheets.
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>>18714909
No
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>>18714909
No

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How bad did I fuck up? Is it possible to recover from this? I was really drunk when I wrote this, so should I say that?
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>>18714879
Jesus OP, why the hell would you send someone this? What were you thinking?
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>>18714884
I have this weird thing where I always spill my feelings to girls in really pathetic ways in the hopes that they'll take pity on me and rescue me from my loneliness. It's really sad and pathetic, I know, but I'm kinda living in a dream world in terms of romantic feelings. Nobody ever taught me how to properly form a relationship with someone.

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Early in our relationship, my girlfriend expressed her interest in a threesome with another girl. We've talked about it a few times since then and she's really nervous about actively pursuing it because she doesn't want our pics on a hookup app account asking to fool around with another girl. Not only that, it'll be her first experience with a girl

How do you go about finding a third person for a threesome?
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You can make a dating app account with a picture of three kittens or something.
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>>18714872
Acting on threesome fantasies is the fastest way to break up. It is not worth it. You will probably never see her as before, she may decide girls are better than boys or she will fall in love with her / you and it will all go to shit.
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>>18714872
Have her listen attentively to her girl friends. Women talk about sex even more than men do, and while it may take some time, she may eventually hear a girl speak of having bi-sex or being open to it.

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qt from work who I ahve the number of.

tried starting a convo a week ago but she didn't respond. then again she had a concert that night so I'm guessing it went over her head.

texted her yesterday to try and start a convo and joked about something we talked about earlier in the day. she didn't respond

what did she mean by this?

am I just over thinking and analysing things? probably the closest thing I have had to a crush in years so I want to play it cool.

should I just not initiate anything anymore unless it's just work related stuff?

I mean at work when we work together we have fun and talk dumb shit all day.

then again she just found out that she basically lost all of her shifts as far as she knows right now (some other girl was just came in out of the blue without her being told and was basically told that this other girl is going to be doing these shifts now until further notice)
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She's showing lack of interest, the last thing you should be doing is initiating more contact. Maybe default to small talk at work otherwise she'll think you're needy
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>>18714871
It would probably help if you could master basic English and express your thoughts coherently.

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Tl;dr: I'm being the wingman to another student with worse social anxiety than me, with the same girl that I started to like.

In high school, 16
Go to a vocational technical school for the first half of the day, hoping to get my certification for computer networking (I'm in my second year)
This year there's a girl in the class (which is a rarity)
We start talking & snapchatting, instantly clicking. We both like Brandon Rogers, we both quote memes almost obsessively, and we both share stories about our exes
I'm starting to think there's some magic happening here
Then one day I notice her friend (another first year) seems really stressed out about something, text him last friday asking what's up
He reveals to me that he's had a crush on this girl for a few years now, and asks me for help with building up his confidence, etc.
This guy has no idea that I was planning to make a move on her, and I started feeling bad so I'm talking him through setting up their first date
On the inside I feel like pic related


Am I doing the right thing here? Like is this worth the good karma, or am I just wasting my time? I feel like I'm cheating myself from another chance at love, but at the same time I want to do right by this kid.
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Ditch that thot and fuck your friend. Bros before hoes my dude.
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In my opinion your doing the right thing by helping a kid in a lower place make a move on his crush. Besides if it ends up not working out you get another shot. This anon should be grateful to have you

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