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I need money for school and I'm already late for tuition, can anybody give me the lowdown on their experiences with giving plasma and sperm? Is it even worth it?

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Hadn't talked in hours, knew she was potentially having an irritating night at work so I ask if she survived at the end of her shift and get this shit:

"It's fine I'm just already irritated because I'm here still and I was supposed to have been done and I'm tired of every single person in the world wanting to talk to me except the one fucking person that i actually want to talk to but that's a mean thing to feel and it's stupid because I hate being alone and need constant attention but I'm tired of interacting with literally everyone."

I've made no moves on her, legit just trying to be good to her and I get fucking moody shit all the time. What do?

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How do i lose virginity want to see bob and vagene

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How do I unfuck this situation?

Kind of a long story, but I'll try to make it fast:
5 years ago, fell madly in love
She loved me too, but was engaged
We tried to be friends, but we just literally couldn't stop having sex.
She waffled on leaving the guy and being with me, but eventually went with him because he was a college professor and I was a pizza delivering drug dealer.
Wedding approaches and I decide we just have to completely cut ties or I'm going to ruin her life.
Next 4 years we meet once a year and have, lunch, get caught up.
She has 2 kids, starts her own business.
I graduate college, get a good career, have girlfriend I've been dating for 2.5 years now.
This last time we met up didn't go as usual. She's been thinking about a divorce, she had a hotel room with a jaccuzi, my gf was out of town, there was more sex, crying regret, etc.
She leaves, my gf comes back. I try to act like everything's normal, but can't stop thinking about ex.
Get in a fight with my gf... and just don't have the will to fix it. I feel like even if I fix it I will always be thinking about the ex. If she ever gets a divorce, I would likely abandon my current gf, and that's even more douchey than breaking up with her now... but I love her too, and miss her.
Meanwhile, ex and I are texting all day every day, she calls me every night when she's putting the kids to bed, we tell each other "I love you." She still wants to work on her marriage, even though we know she can't do that while in contact with me... and we just can't stop.

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i don't want to go to sleep because tomorrow will just be another meaningless day where i hate myself more and more. another day where i can't handle being around people and talking to anyone. what's the point anon?

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Op has severe depression
It has been going on since op was little. Op grew up in a black household, depression doesn't exist, it's white people shit. Dad told me this
Dad is a doctor.
>makes it worse
Ops dad wants to have son become some sort of sport star by forcing him to do sports and threatening him if he doesn't want to
>op spends whole childhood till grade 8 with no friends and forced to do sports cause dad can't cause of injury. Op is forced to study long hours no free time, no friends, no life
Father is not a registered teacher and can't do math for the life of him
He *tried* to help me but I took my original work and then took it to the teacher and mine was right mostly his was wrong. Tells this to dad, gets beatened and threatened
Tries to force me to unlearn what teacher teaches and learn *his way.
Failed completely
> dad sees grade
>op is fucked over and is now
Depressed and wants to off himself since then
What do I do?
Every day I think the world would be better off without me around, that if I had died like I almost did when I was being born this shit wouldn't be happening to me
I can't please nobody at all
Every thing is my fault
My own fucking parents put me down to try to lift the daughters spirits
Opwhy can't you be like other kids?
Op why aren't you like your friend Josh
Ok why aren't you like your sister
I can't do this anymore my mind is tearing itself apart
I don't want to go on like this
I really do thing I should off myself
It's obvious um not really needed I've been used my whole life to fulfill expectations I never was obliged to to do.
For example have a family and kids
I said I never wanted anyone
>almost kicked out cause of this
Dad wants grand children
Ok doesn't play football like his dad did
Ops father is now forever disappointed his son would rather become a music teacher
Every time op doesn't score a perfect score yes even missing it byb1 point op will be stripped of everything, no social life no musicmaking

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I'm in the closet. How do I figure out if a guy I like is gay without ruining a shot at friendship?
I could really see our relationship going either way, but I think he's great, and I'd love to spend more time with him, either as a friend or something else, but I wish I had more clarity.

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Hello
I am literally falling into pieces
I want to die, I can't handle living anymore.
I have been thinking about suicide quite a lot, I'm not sure if I'm really going to do it, but I can't see any other way
I have been trying to deal with my mental issues for ages and it's just too hard to handle
What's the easiest and less painful method to commit suicide?

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I was trying to get some sleep when I heard a crane fly hitting the walls of my room like crazy. I turned on the lights, got a closer look, and it had something clinging onto its legs. It looked like a spider trying to eat its prey.

At this point, I was surprised, scared, and annoyed, since I wanted to sleep.
I spent a few minutes considering what would be the right thing to do, trying to extrapolate the situation to two kids fighting to dead over the last piece of food.

>I could leave them alone, to kill each other. I would become a passive murderer, doing nothing even knowing the crane fly was suffering. Also, the noise wouldn't stop, so I could not sleep.

>I could kill the spider. Sounds like killing the bad guy, but the spider was just trying to eat to survive, just like the crane fly was. The same applies to separating them.

>I could kill them both. That would end my suffering, but it would be a selfish move, leaving them both dead, making their fight meaningless, and with no winners to enjoy victory, just loosers.

>I could kill the crane fly. Ending its inevitable suffering, making it easier for the spider to eat, and ending the noise.

I decided to take the last option, and killed the crane fly when it stopped for a moment.
But then, I realized it was not a spider on its legs, but just a spiderweb.
I was wrong, so I had ended its life for no reason.

That got me thinking about it even more.
What would you have done?

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I'm doing a sketch of a personal narrative in English 101 and the problem is that my life is boring and I have no good stories. So if I made shit up about how I became interested in mechanical engineering, would that make for a good topic?

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Hi anons, I can't stop thinking about the fact that I may have cancer. Especially after the thread the other day that someone did have cancer and had a month to live. I don't think I want to die yet, as I am 18 years old.

I mean, I probably don't have cancer. But I just have this nagging feeling that I do. Like for example, I will feel random pains in random places like my stomach. Then, I will look it up online. Cancer is usually one of the possible things that could be happening. It's probably a little ridiculous at this point because I've been convinced that I had so many different types of cancer and I'm still alive.

I'm not sure how many people are bothered by this. I guess what I'm asking is how do I stop being so paranoid about this?

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>just turned 18
>senior year of hs
>girl from one of my classes seems overly friendly, probably flirty
>always trying to make small talk with me even though I don't talk to anyone and nobody talks to me
>she's 15
Jesus Christus, what can I do? I am such a loser, I want to ask her out but I've never asked out a girl before. Maybe I am being delusional but I am thinking this might be my opportunity. She seems to be into me, right? She complimented me once and I try talk with her but at the same time I think she's just being overly friendly, other than those two signs I don't know if she's interested in me. Not only that but her age also gets me worried, she's a sophomore but still the age difference gets me nervous as I don't want to be associated as a perv who takes advantage of younger girls.

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So I had a really great time with a girl on our first date on Saturday. We talked for hours, we said we should meet up again sometime soon, and we kissed at the end. We've also been texting here and there since. Would Monday or Tuesday be too soon for a second date? I don't want to rush things, but we have some good momentum going right now.

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I'll be 30 by late september. Does this means i must end my life as a gamer, as a late night party animal, start dressing like the douchebags from Mad Men, start watching CNN and Fox News, tune my car stereo to oldies music stations and start planning a family? I'm totally clueless and shitscared.

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hey /adv/, so i have a problem, usually girls compliment me and say im attractive and things like that but they dont want to get into a relationship am i doing something wrong? is it my personality?