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>>18715792
I can't say from personal experience since I was kicked for a much different reason, but it depends on your branch, your MOS, and which way you get in.

Generally speaking, though, I wouldn't get your hopes up. There are heavily scrutinized rules against people with depression currently or people who've had depression joining any branch of service.

One of my old mates had depression through high school, and DODMERB still gave her the go-ahead since that was her only issue. It really comes down to your medical records and how bad it was, combined with any other issues you have/had.
As for MOS, it doesn't really matter if you can get past the DODMERB and recruiter stage.

Overall, go for it, but don't be surprised if you can't enlist.

>>18715792
"lose" your medical records

Meaning you don't ever give the Army yoru medical records, it will be as if you're poor and haven't seen a doctor in years.

>>18715864
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the only downside to losing you rmedical records is you get a vaccine that you were already immune to. But they test you for a lot of shit so if you have antibodies you won't get stabbed with that vaccine.

most chicks are cunts like that and assume you intend to seed them at hello.
self esteem wont help you, get muscles, a fat wallet, and an unmeritted sense of confidence.

>>18715783

Wow, you saw an woman, thought she was attractive and wanted to say hi.
You sound like such a "nice guy". Stop blaming others for your problems and stop living in a delusional fantasy version of the real world.

>>18715827
>Wow, you saw an woman, thought she was attractive and wanted to say hi.

Yeah, but I beat myself up thinking she would think I was a creep or a loser because that's what people tell me online.

>You sound like such a "nice guy"

How?

>Stop blaming others for your problems and stop living in a delusional fantasy version of the real world

...What?

bump because I need some help

Someone please, my dick is in oblivion!

Invite her over for movies and wine. If she accepts you progress from couch cuddles to sex.

It's really not that difficult.

>>18715769
were you guys in a relationship before?

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>>18715800
no but some feelings were starting to be established especially by her. i just don't want to lead her on like last time. I don't expect her to wait for me to grow up and be an adult but she is still in college for the next year.

enough horror movies so that you become desensitized

been watching horror movies since i was 10 years old and it's impossible for me to get scared anymore, especially by modern day horror movies. they are too cookie cutter so you know everything that's gonna happen before it happens

>>18715772
*watch enough

Recognize trends and accept that its all fake. Most of the music gives it away.

>>18715766
yes you're right to be angry at getting screwed over but there is nothing you can do and you need to just put it out of your mind and move on.

threatening to call the cops is stupid because you were trying to buy illegal drugs from them.

>>18715774
Weed is decriminalized in my city, while an anonymous tip with their phone numbers for opiods could result in at least a raid

>>18715782
there is nothing you can do that wont come back on you 10X worse. Just learn a lesson and move on.

Next time inspect the merchandise before you hand over the money.

Do 2 push-ups every time you get the urge to do stuff you shouldn't be doing. Increase number of push-ups every few times.

Do those things (playing video games, reading newspages etc) only on set times.

>>18715756
thanks anon, wrote that down and will try that consequently out.

The iud that contains no hormones. It's amazing.

>>18715931
this

my wife has it. Other than a slightly heavier than normal period its perfect.

>>18715677
Continue no contact
See other women; you can't make a woman interested in you

>>18715677
underage

depends
when did you last talk?
>if recent
try to get over her, maybe wait a while
> if not
try talking to her without mentioning your past relationship state. only do this if you'd like to get together. you could also try to get over her, it will be easier since you haven't talked

If you really love him you will put a loofah between his rolls and scrub all the fat stink away.

>>18715558
what do you mean fat guy? like obese, dad bod or chubby? send a picture of what you mean

a girl and her name is richi?
never heard of that

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>>18715534
Put it in a pot and boil it like an asian

>>18715445
>1000 characters
That's less than 200 words. Your post here is more than halfway to your goal.

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>>18715470
The vast majority of the post is about everything wrong with my life, you fucking retard.

>Please write a short story (approximately 1,000 characters) about a time in your life when this positive trait or virtue contributed to or created a situation that had a positive impact on your life.
Well gee golly gosh, let me get started! I had an overall score of 33 on my ACT.

The end. Heavy ass story, man.

Answer the whole prompt, dog. Getting your 33 is a result, not s positive trait. Maybe you're intelligent. Maybe you're hardworking. Maybe you're dumb but very lucky. Describe the trait. Next, link that to your score. Did you study? Did you not study? How did you feel about the exam right after you took it? How did you feel when you got the score back? How did your family/friends respond? If you don't give these kinds of details, then you're answering the whole question.

Depression often comes in episodes. If you've had 1 you're likely to have recurrent episodes. There are option s of managing this tho, get a psych and a therapist for help

>>18715426
When you say depression do you mean sadness or do you mean clinical depression? I have chronic depression which will give me bouts of apathy and lathargy due to the chemical imbalance of serotonin in my brain, but I'm rarely ever actually sad, even at the worst points in my life. Depression isn't so much of a situational thing as it is a medical disease, and for some it doesn't go away. But it can be controlled and made to seem as though it's gone with the correct medicine and medical practice.

>>18715954
So you mean that you are always somewhat depressed even though you are satisfied with your life. I have been depressed for a year when I was 17 and now it's come back because I don't have any close friends atm.

I feel it OP

Yea but how do i get over it.

>>18716944
Just get over it, lmao

Please, please help.

If you were her, how would you feel? Would you be willing to keep me in your life?

>>18715448
You'd have to get clean, hold a job, and if you were going to live in my house, you'd be my chore and errand bitch at the same time.

>>18715448
I wouldn't necessarily cut you out altogether, but I would kick you out of the house. You're an adult, they have no obligation to keep a roof over your head, and you crossed the line m8.