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I've had and used one, it's pretty good. I try not to masterbate anymore, but if you want you should definitely try it at least once.

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It's awkward to use. It's like trying to masturbate with a 1 liter bottle on your dick.

It tires your whole arm.

It stinks.

You have to clean it with alcohol regularly.

It gets moldy if you don't let it air dry for hours after every use.

That mold then can get into your urethra and give you an UTI.

And the worst part is that it's not significantly better to use than your hand while at the same time requiring significant maintenance.

>>18719551
wtf are you doing? i put mine between cushions and pump till my back gives out.

We don't know either.

You should do what you already know is best for you.

my mom got a personal supprt worker diploma at the age of 51

my nursing class has a lady who is 65, and several women who are mothers in their 40's

you're 25

which means you have 40 years (or more) to work

you're gonna be 65 one day anyway, the only difference is wether or not you have what you want

>>18719363
So in 2 years you'll be 27 with a degree.

How old will you be in two years if you don't get the degree?

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>Should I invite a girl I met at a party last weekend to go out with me this weekend?

I don't know.

Try it and tell me what happened.

>>18719346
Just ask her to hang out not like a date or such. If she says no or doesn't reply otherwise reschedule if the weekend doesn't work.

>>18719994
Fucking lack of sleep.

If she says no or doesn't reply move on otherwise ....

>>18719327
Sounds like the latter.

That fucking means nothing u aspie

>>18719327
It doesn't mean anything. It's like those little kids who say they're gonna fuck your mom. Did they fuck your mom? No. Will they? No. Get over it.

Yes...? If it was by choice, THEN you wouldn't be a loser.

>>18719247
Do you feel like a loser? If not, save yourself the effort of reading the bullshit replies and delete this thread right now. You're doing yourself a disservice by letting other people's opinions define you.

>>18719334
This. Stop giving a shit of what other people think. Stay off 4chan if you have to as well because idiots will always spew opinions.

>online conversations
Hah you fucked up kid no such thing.
Conversations through technology is nowhere near the same as being face to face. While on a phone or computer you have time to.ponder your next move or moves.
Good luck talking forever online but when face to face it's nothing but silence unless you are actually good at keeping a conversation. Which by this thread I think the answer is a big fat "Hell no."

>>18719250

I can talk fine face to face, I just don't have the opportunity to meet people as much, I've seem many of my friends starting there and then meeting people, just wanted to raise my chances a bit.

>>18719224
pic related?

MegaDownloader

>>18719224
If you're on chrome there's a MEGA add-on in the chrome web store that gives you more storage space

I had the same problem and getting the add-on solved it

Sound like bad people to be around. Drop them or tell them how you really feel,

>>They all do the typical guy thing where we make fun of each other a lot
Sounds like a group full of beta males and it's pretty pathetic when you throw your friends under the bus to look cooler for girls. They probably treat like that because you are the easiest target. Anyways, yeah you should look for better friends.

>>18719217
Some guys like to talk a lot of shit to establish dominance. It's kind of primitive, but that's how some guys like their friendships.

"If I talk shit to you, then that means I like you."

"If I don't talk shit to you, then I probably don't want to be close with you"

>>18719199
a connection (or antipathy) is formed when goals of two people happen to be the same.
it is also built when two people know enough about each other that they could harm each other with this knowledge. At this point you prefer to be someone's friend instead of enemy.

so open up to people similar to you, hoping they'll do the same.
Also, help people selflessly.

>>18719199
Listen to what people say. Don't just hear them, really listen. People like when they feel they're being truly listened to.


Don't always make others initiate conversation. Go out of your way to talk to people.

Be genuine. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Just like intimacy, interpersonal connections in general demand honesty.

>>18719174
Stop giving a shit whether you live or die.
What you do, you do for your family.
You're already dead.
Alternatively, you could look into medication.

>>18719178
>already dead
?

>>18719270
You can't get out alive, you're gonna die eventually, why worry about what might happen?

>>18719171
Uh no dont do it and that looks like a dude so wtf
mabey you took a bad picture but if you are tripping balls probaly wont end well and might become a adict and if she dumps you then you are lonley and have a LSD problem

Never let inexperienced people trip alone or in groups without a trip sitter present. When things go wrong they can go very, very wrong. Start small too.

>>18719167
No, Hollywood has damaged your view of dating.
Dating is the lubrication before sex.
That's all that matters.
If you wanna get deep, you can read some Philosophy or Theological teachings from other people and they'll tell you how to live.

If you're ugly or lack skill, you take a girl out. If you're good at what you do, you can skip that shit.

Why take them on romantic dates? Go and do something fun that gets the adrenaline going a bit. Then it's easy

>>18719200
this

if you're not super hot nobody is going to fuck you 10 minutes after meeting you. the only way that will happen is if you go to bars and lower your standards about %300

>>18719148
Probaly shouldnt keep ypur hopes up but if you are lonely then I guess go for it as long as you can and if it works out then good for you

If you're confident that you feel something for her just straight up tell her. If she's into you, score. If she's not, but she's into men, either she handles it like a human and you're friends and you can try to escalate, or she's dumb and cuts ties in which case she wasn't worth it anyway. If she's into girls she tells you and again, if she has half a brain you'll be closer to her as you've shared something intimate. Trust me, I spent almost a year not being sure if my friend is bi or just lesbian. After I asked her and she told me she's not into men we became even closer friends anyway. I wish I asked her sooner, we would reach that level of understanding sooner and I would probably be completely over her by now.

>>18719145
>Is there a field that, as soon as you walk in the door, you won't hear that the field is fucked and only getting worse?

Yeah, the medical field. It's fucked in its own ways because of insurance and how the government doesn't know what a good long term solution is. But people always need care. You will never be out of work if you're a registered nurse or doctor.

>>18719150
>the medical field.
Did you not read the first few points in OP's list or something...?

>>18719145
It's called work for a reason.
People aren't doing it because it makes them happy.

>>18719136
>Did life really pass me?
No, you just failed to make the most of your life.

>Am I old as fucking dirt now?
No, but most girls are going to find your lack of relationship experience weird

>>18719136
No, lie to them and say you're younger.
Don't tell them you're a social reject.

>>18719147
I am actually socially well adjusted. I am not weird like neckbeards.

I am however unlucky as guck I guess. I just can't seem to get things into relationship territory. I also feel like I lack dating capital too. Like I live in a studio apartment with a one person bed. What girl wants to sleep in a one person bed?!