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wololo! (sorry)

>>18119047
>Step 1: Just don't have gay sex, even though you want to.
>Step 2: Just have straight relationships, even though you don't want to.
The only effective form of "gay conversion therapy" is willpower and self-denial. But you probably won't ever stop wanting the things that you want.

>going into a casual relationship expecting one party to not develop feelings

>>18119025
Yeah I'm probably an idiot and wouldn't do something like this normally, I just thought he wouldn't catch feels
>muh he different
>nope

>>18119037
Well what you do now is either get into a relationship with him hoping that you develop feelings for him too, or you break it off with him. Your choice.

stop using it

>>18119015
>>stop using it
>how do I become rich?
>stop being poor

Thanks

Don't go to porn containing websites and only go to blue 4chan boards. Use the computer less.

Also don't be an asshole, don't post a picture like that on a fucking blue board, it's against the rules and I'M FUCKIGN TRYING TO STOP WATCHING PORN!

>>18119001
You don't. Girls don't want dick pics, except to laugh at with their friends.

>>18119001
>intentionally distributing pornographic materials for free

Never ever send dick picks. They will show it around her friends and laugh at you.

>>18118882
have you tried walking?

>>18118882
>"Hey, I've been noticing you more recently. You're very pretty. Wanna hang out sometime?"

>>18118887
Kek

BUT seriously, my approach would be asking her something about the class, and keep talking afterwards.

if you live in NYC I'll be your friend

>>18118967

Vegas.

>>18118973
god damnit, you again?

go to a brothel or something

>>18118781
if you usually come too early >jerk, if not, >fuck her, if she doesn't let you, jerk infront of her

>>18118781
Go for the girlfriend. Send her texts right now to get her really horny so she'll jump your bones when she shows up.

Then just pound the everliving shit out of her.

>>18118781

A proper cost-risk analysis of your situation implies knowing all the variables involved, which are as following:

-Stamina
-Temp
-Re-span interval
-Stamina, temp and re-span interval of your gf.
-Objective: the orgasm of your girl-mate.

So, if your objective is achieving your orgasm without bearing in mind your girl, the three first variables are the only ones you bear in mind, which is not the case as you're questioning about her since the very beginning; thus,

bearing in mind that the ultimate goal is achieving her orgasm, you should calculate the proper balance between your re-span time and the amount of stamina you have right now, in order to know how much time passed since the last time you had sex or masturbated (and thus, how much sensitiveness you have, which is inverse to the time you can stand giving sex to her) and the amount of energy you will have in the moment D.

In short, we could summarize your problem in an equation in which Orgasm of your girl (O) is equal to the ratio between the amount of energy you'll have (E) divided by the amount ot time that passed since your last cum (T), being this time a constant which depends on an interval of time considered in a range between 'too much time or T' and 'very near in time or t';

O = E/T - t

>>18118752
It's not arrogant, you just care a lot about this person and that's alright.

I think you should go for the second girl but maybe keep in touch with the first one, as platonic friends. One doesn't rule out the other.

fuck both

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>>18118737
Dont get paralyzed deciding who to talk to. As soon as you walk in, pick a group and just walk up and sit down talking.

>>18118753
This anon, drunk guys are the easiest people on the planet to make friends with.

How is your liver

>>18118724
i dunno, the doctors arent too worried so probably still somewhat working

>>18118720
oh right i went to the hospital and all

probably should mention that

>>18118691
Use a bright light to lure it to you.

>>18118691
You have to drink more until you are so drunk you aren't able to see it or post on /adv/.

>drink more!

Rubber band.

Hope you're a good shot or have lots of ammunition.

>>18118677
what is the connection between going to college and suicidal thoughts?

the secret is you go in already dead

>>18118665

The world isn't your safe space, faggot. They have absolutely every right to talk about or preach anything they want and you have every right to keep walking and ignore them.

Your comfort does not trump freedom of speech.

I get them preaching off of campus but when you are trying to get from class and have some religious nutjob soliciting you to join their cult about fuckall Mormon, christian, muslim, or jewish god it is extremely annoying. They can have their little faith circle jerks in a class room or in a space where they are not in the fucking way. They sit in the single most walked area on campus and just bug the fuck out of everyone.

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>>18118665
>I'm so much smsrter than these stupid gullible freshmen!
>How can I save them from the evils of religion?

>>18118647
Just don't talk,faggot.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+people+get+mute

>>18118642
Do you work at a callcenter?

Try to find another job (in a different field) or get a position out of the phobes.

>>18118642
this seems like a good job until you have bills done and then some leftovercash, try to reduce your bills, save up money, then switch to something more chill even if it pays less, the thing you wanna buy with money is happiness anyway, and you won't be happy in this job, but getting out right now would ruin it for way longer than slowly pulling out would

>>18118642
You get a new job, because life is too short to spend a third of your life hating it.