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>injured my middle finger randomly today no idea how, can't even straighten it anymore
what the fuck man, can I get some help, my health card expired and I have to go next week to renew that bullshit first, fuck my life
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>I forgot to pay my bill // turn in my commie forms
>now it's biting my anus
>please speak magic words which will make my problems go away
Amputate the problem finger with a circular saw, then blot the wound vigorously with rubbing alcohol or bleach to disinfect.
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good idea
>getting new insurance before your current insurance expires
bad idea
>waiting until your insurance expires before getting new insurance
the end
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Help, I need to contact Skrillex!!1 2017-03-12 02:05:05 Post No.18119725
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Help, I need to contact Skrillex!!1
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Ok guys, I saw how you guys found that he will not divide us flag, and I think you guys are the people that can actually help me.
I have been desperately trying to contact Skrillex for a few years now. Most recently, I have been arrested and charged with unlawful entry, burglary, and stalking after I snuck into his green room at Echostage wearing a fake security shirt. I was ridiculed by almost every person that has read this story. It was even picked up by YOUREDM.
http://www.youredm.com/2017/01/13/crazy-skrillex-fan-sneaks-backstage-show-confused-hes-charged-tresspassing/
My real name is Cam Warthan, and I need you guys to help send Skrillex a message to contact me. Please. I'm begging you.
I have posted all of the details about my court case everywhere, on my facebook, instagram, twitter, flickr, foursquare, and tumblr. I have liked and commented on every single photo that he has. I don't know what else to do. I even went to a Valentino Khan show and asked him if I could get Skrillex's contact details, and he told me he's not allowed to give that information out.
If there is anyone out there in this amazing community that can help me, I'm asking you to please send Skrillex this message. It's extremely important.
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>>18119725
Best way to contact a celebrity is to get a bunch of money or influence, and then buy a meeting with them.
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You realize that this post is a confession to stalking him?
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>>18119725
>save money
>contact an agent
>tell them you'll pay them $5k if they can arrange a 30 minute meeting with skrillex
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How to get a higher sex drive?
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Sex has lost its magic for me. I've only been in one serious relationship with one person and I just have no drive anymore. The first 1.5 years things were good, but now there's just no craving on my end - not for my SO or anyone else.
I've never masturbated either (I tried once and it wasn't that great so I gave up on it).
I have talked to my partner, and I agreed to try more, but now it just feels even more like a chore. My SO is also way more attracted to me than I am to him, so that doesn't really help our case either.
Should we try therapy or is there something I can take (tried alcohol already)?
I could fake wanting it, but I don't think that will work in the long-term.
I feel like this situation is unfair to my partner. I've told him we can just have sex so he can feel good, but he doesn't want to unless I want to.
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>>18119719
Did your partner get fat?
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>>18119719
This is just the part where the excitement has faded. You should talk this with your partner so he can help you try new things that would bring back the spark. Like try to be more kinky.
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>My SO is also way more attracted to me than I am to him
You watched his manhood break. You don't see him as a man anymore. Please let him down gently instead of hard-cucking him and suing him for default child support like the norm nowadays.
how do I give girl organism? forgive english I'm somali :^((((((
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Go to Petsmart, there's plenty of organisms there for sale.
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rape is the most popular fantasy for women, and many women who were raped say that they had an orgasm from it when they couldn't get one any other way. I guess its something natural about humans.
So do what you want with that information.
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>>18119701
Woah, slow down there edgelord. You might cut somebody with all that 2000s-era edge.
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Friend of mine has been cutting and being depressed and talking about suicide.. is there anything i can do to help?
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There is nothing you can really do except try and get them help. Look for a professional to fix this, don't do something yourself that you will regret
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well, is assisted suicide legal in your country?
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>>18119682
:^)
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how do i talk to people and stop overanalyzing situations
help
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>>18119631
Come into a trance with me... Visualize yourself flying through a blue sky in full control as if you're swimming.... Naked and ready for sexual release. Visualize that...
Visualize it...
Understand that you are a NPC in the lives of everyone but a handful of people in the world, nobody else gives a shit about you and wouldn't care if you lived or died tomorrow unless your death were somehow unusual like you were crushed by a piano or anvil falling from a great height and turned your head into a large supreme with extra tomatoes...
Visualize!!! Hahahaha...
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>>18119631
I started listening to the content of other people's conversations and realized they really weren't that great. It seems like exciting conversations are more about delivery than content. In other words, overanalyzing conversation is a waste of effort.
Secondly, it's not about how you talk to others, it's about how you listen to them. Pay attention to what they say,then ask them more about it or add something of value.
Should I fuck guys (or vice versa) even if I'm more attracted to women because it's easier?
Getting laid with women seems damn near impossible without emotional manipulation or amazing genetics and looks.
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>>18119622
If you can then go for it. I agree with the woman thing, you have to pretend to be someone else to attract them which is not good for anything but a quick fuck and even then it's a lot of effort. Makes the idea of a relationship seem futile.
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Sure why not, if you think you can manage it. You never know you might even like it.
Your city probably even has a vibrant gay community, where do you live?
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Women are damn easy to manipulate if they perceive you as valuable and strong.
If they perceive you as valueless or weak then they'll use you as a human toilet.
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I need some guidance 4chan.
>Be me.
>Be a complete retard NEET.
>Tried getting GED, but math section kicks my ass.
>Tried studying, but my autismo brain can't handle it.
>Have no skills. Wasted my time making shitty hipster electronic music.
>I don't want to waste my parents time sticking around doing nothing.
>Still wants to live at least 20 more years.
>Wants to go homeless so I no longer waste my parent's money.
I have $45, a pistol with a box of ammo (9mm), and about 2 weeks worth of food.
What should I buy?
What's the best way to survive?
Good food sources?
Any states to go to?
What are some good skills to pick up while I'm out?
Ways to make money?
I'm in Texas, near Dallas btw. Thanks for any and all help.
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if you don't want to continue to be a disappointment to your parents then how about instead of running away from your problems you fix them
start looking for a job, get back to studying, take the GED exam again and pass it this time.
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>>18119613
Look under rocks for beetles and worms. Good source of protein.
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>>18119613
GED math? Is that like 2x = 5 what's x?
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how do you find motivation when you hate yourself?
im 5'11 and 120 lbs. this was an okay size to be when I was 18 but I'm 27 and I honestly do not feel like a man at all.
and I don't mean the aesthic skinny like pic related. I look lanky and not in a good way. My shoulders are very narrow, my wrists are smaller than even girls. I don't feel masculine at all. And even if I worked out I wouldn't be big..my frame is small.
I genuinally truly hate myself. I have tried working out in the past but got too depressed and gave up. Every moment in the gym would depress me and i'd constantly be telling myself what a worthless piece of shit I am. I'd compare myself to other guys and feel terrible.
This goes true for other fascets of my life. I'm a total failure in every other regard.
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i'm sorry, can you rephrase your question
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drink a Gallon Of Milk A Day
Strength train every muscle you can, so the extra calories turn into strength instead of flab. People will bicker all night long about what kind of exercise, but basically just burn slightly less than what you take in so you can gain weight.
If you're not hungry-broke, then try to eat more meat. Not factory-packaged bullshit that looks like meat, buy raw meat in the butcher section of a grocery store and cook it yourself. Eat beef/fish/chicken with potato and something dark green and you'll be adding mass in all the right ways. Calories in and out determine how your weight changes, quality of food and exercise determines what you look like.
Sugar+flour loaf from a factory is the low-quality of this era, similar to eating beans or plain rice or porridge in times past. You'll look like a prole and feel like a prole.
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>>18119587
Go to /fa and you'll probably feel better about yourself. (There are people there starving themselves because they want to be you...)
Regardless, it sounds like you're holding yourself back. Like anyone on this board could give you advice, but you would likely come up with an excuse as to why it would not work. Self hate is a cesspool and you have to get out of the habit of feeding into it.
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I started a part time job and put on my application that I want to work 25-ish hours per week. I looked at my schedule this morning after work and found out they scheduled me for 45 hours this week, which I physically can't work due to personal reasons, especially considering its my first week. What do I do about this?
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>>18119567
what personal reasons?
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>>18119570
I have to take care of both of my siblings quite often, and do things for my elderly grandparents.
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ok, so tell them you can't work all those hours
they'll probably fire you though
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>Be me
>Taking Computer Science degree for the past 8 years
>Taking so long because I'm more into other fields, mainly cinematography
>Not really thinking about working on IT but always an option if everything else goes to shit
>Don't really care about good steady job/income if it won't make me feel fully happy
>Feb. 2017
>Just 4 more subjects spread across two semesters to get my degree
>fuckyeahletsdothis.jpg
>Start curricular internship at a startup
>Watching some tutorials and reading their code on the first day
>Start working full steam on the second day
>TFW no experience and no time to learn the stuff
>Super tight deadlines
>mfw I want to learn but no time because I'm supposed to be working on the project
>mfw 8 hours sitting on a desk absolutely fucking murders me
>mfw literally every morning I feel like absolute shit and want to die
>mfw no salary nor financial aid (food/transportation/whatever)
>mfw full time work so no time or will to do videography work
>mfw no source of income
>mfw 5 more months left of this
>(eurofag here for context)
>dad retired on invalidity
>mum unemployed doing some work at home
>grandparents paying for my college all these years
>no time to do what I like which is also what somewhat sustained me
>(€170/month as a freelance college student enough to get around considering I live with my parents)
>no time/will/patience for fun activities
But I'm SO close to finally get my degree. I just wanted to get this out of the way. Thought this internship would be better than studying but I feel really fucking miserable right now. I could easily land a tech support job for a good salary and work for a few months if I wanted to, which I avoided before in order to prioritize college. I want to get it out of the way as soon as possible, but I see myself feeling like rock bottom shit for the next few months. But quitting my internship would have some uncomfortable implications, besides adding one more semester in the future.
Wat do /adv/?
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Bump because no know what to do, I say you are a tough fellow tho, and best of luck man. Mad props
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How can you justify 8 years on a comp sci degree? Seems like a total waste of time and resources.
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>>18119610
this
Why go for 8 years if you are more interested in other things and would be willing to work as an IT.
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Well I fucked up. I started volunteering at an animal shelter about a week ago, and I had two scheduled appointments with a mentor who was supposed to help me learn the basics/basically on-the-job training. Long story short I got the days mixed up and just realized while I was getting ready that I was supposed to go yesterday in the afternoon and today this morning. How the hell do I apologize to the volunteer coordinator for wasting her time? I've never been in this type of situation before and I want to sound as genuine as I really am without being terminated on my first fucking week.
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>>18119522
if you're volunteering they're not paying you right? fuck em, just apologize as best you can, don't sweat it too much.
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Nothing you can do but tell the truth
If they're still willing to use you,, and they most likely will be, don't fuck up again
Not a very complicated situation
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How do you break up for once and for all with a girl you've tried to break up many times before and failed?
Before i start, i'm not super handsome, nor super smart, and i'm not saying i deserve better. This isn't about that.
I don't love her anymore. I don't feel attracted to her. She isn't interesting to me. She is cute, but not enough to base a relationship in. And she unstable and annoying a lot of the time. How do i do it? pending time with her is making me feel uncomfortable. She is really, REALLY clingy and immature.
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Be open and honest to her. Be firm in your desicion and be mature about the breakup. Then cut her out of your life cold turkey
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>>18119533
This. I've been in your situation OP and the only thing that helped was being firm in saying no. Even had to block her.
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>>18119539
I'm doing it this moment. Wish me luck, folks. I'm not good at feeling feelings, but it's bothering me quite a bit, to not say ''hurting''.
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Wtf do i do in a club 2017-03-12 12:20:36 Post No.18119451
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Just got here
Drunk, on ciroc and some fucking henneseey
Wat do?
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Anyone. Im fucking trashed.
Loke. Wtf do i do?
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YALL. NIGGERS R RETARDED. Kill yourselves.
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>>18119697
Dont own a harmonica. Dont know how to play onw.
Tbh the clib music is so loud, probs wont hear tye harmonica
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How do you cope with your own mortality? I have the fear of forgetting everything when I die and returning to the void before I was born. Forgetting everyone I ever loved and every experience I have had. I'm not religious, and I feel the extent of who we are exists between our ears and there isn't an afterlife. But outside of religion or spirituality, how do you cope knowning nothing awaits you in the end and everything you have ever experienced will be lost to you?
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there's no sense being afraid of death since it will come for you whether you're ready or not. If that's too much for you then just do what most people do and distract yourself with day to day tasks, you'll be dead soon enough.
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>>18119380
I'd say im less afraid of actually dying than what comes with it. The act of dying doesn't bother me but loosing everything else does.
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>>18119369
It's a great realization my friend. This means that you should find ways to be happy here and now because it's all you've got. Don't suffer your whole life expecting a better life after you die.