I got a big ass fly in house and I'm drunk. How do I go

>>18118691
Use a bright light to lure it to you.

>>18118691
You have to drink more until you are so drunk you aren't able to see it or post on /adv/.

>drink more!

Rubber band.

Hope you're a good shot or have lots of ammunition.

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just tell it to fuck off, op, like we tell you all the time.

Dish soap and warm water in a spray bottle and spray it on mist setting when it lands somewhere (usually near a window). Will take it down pretty quickly then you can just dispose of the corpse without a huge mess.

>>18118691
>Step 1: Drink even more
>Step 2: Let the fly bite you
>Step 3: The fly dies of alcohol poisoning
>Steps 4-8: ???
>Step 9: Vomit