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>>18120032

>Is it actually impossible for a man to have a girlfriend who's taller than him?

Of course. What a stupid question.

>I've never seen such a thing outside of celebrities where the man literally has millions of dollars.

Have you never been outside of your house before?

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Women dont date shorter men.

You fucks know your posttiwn post won't last past intratown trial hahahahhahahahahah

>>18120000
>QUADS

That's a weird question. Maybe expand it a little further.

>>18120000

I think that living your life according to such simple metrics makes things unnecessarily difficult. People are more complicated than the dozens of labels you try to put on them.

Stop thinking like a robot and relationships will start to make more sense to you.

>>18120000
You mean without dating a right wing grill?
>Fucking assortative mating; ruins everything

those skills are actually kinda impressive. so at least you know how to learn shit.

the most important skill i ever learned was meditation.

your mind affects everything - especially your happiness level. so why not learn how to train it?

>>18119985
That's pretty awesome and well ahead of most 20 year olds.

>>18119985
OP I'm at more achievements than you I'd like to think and it still feels like I'm not good enough.

I think it's probably a good feel, people like us tend to work harder when we feel that way.

Worrying about social circles as an adult is stupid, you can get married, look good and make money just fine without them

Some people (usually girls) will obsess about social status, conformity and who their prospective partner hangs with but they're developmentally stunted and are just damaging their own dating game

Honestly? Get over your sense of self and narcissism. If you're saying "fuckbois and bitches" because you honestly feel that way towards other people, how can you expect them to put up with someone always acting superior? If you're saying it because you think that's how you're supposed to talk on this board, then maybe you're just too desperate and alienate people that way.

You're still in school, right? Well, the obvious answer is to get involved in a club or some kind of activity beyond the classroom. I know some people like sports, some like band, some like yearbook. Life isn't going to present you with some grand showcase of people to become friends with. You're going to have to put in the work to meet /and/ like people.

As you get older, it gets harder to meet new people. You're going to find that your current attitude is just going to push you more and more away from people and eventually be at a point where you're alone. Like how someone who doesn't pay attention to when they start to get chubby and then only realize they could have made a change once they're already morbidly obese. In short, you're your own worst enemy and unless you can get over yourself now, you'll only have a harder time in the future.

>>18120012
You seem like you have a bit of an attitude too

Why do you even care about friends so much if you're out of school?

>>18119963
Lay down ground rules. Agree that if you have disputes you'll air them out quickly and resolve them before starting a cold war.

>>18119963
Find people with similar interests so you don't wind up killing them after they bitch at you for playing your games for ten minutes because your console should only be used to play their shitty fucking music on YouTube all the time.

>>18119963
DOOM!

>>18119944
if you're over 18 try to find an independent doctor that won't reveal results to your family.

You sound like a sick prick, can't blame your family reading this desu

>>18120221
Holy shit, I find the nastiest posters in the most unexpected threads. What the hell.

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Uh just dont show up. That's it

send her that jon oliver video on pyramid schemes

>>18119942
Offer to pick her up afterwards and go discuss it somewhere. Dont go to the dumb pyramid scheme seminar

Just wait for them to birth Mohammad and Muhammad then you can confirm your fears.

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>>18119914
I doubt that they're that stupid, but shit like this makes you wonder.

doesn't matter because it's their life and you can't control them lol?

Koyaaniqatsi

plenty of films are known for having no conflict, or at the very least, no arcship based on that conflict.

you just gotta use google.

but the reason porn is entertaining is you get a non watching benefit from it, you get to fap.

that being said people watch snuff films even if they're not aroused by them, and documentaries simply to learn. so you wouldn't even be the first by any stretch of the imagination.

>>18120606
This movie has LOTS of conflict in it, but portrayed in a different way

>>18119887
>sister has depression
Potentially life-long.
>says sexually explicit and vulgar things to my mother and little sister because she thinks it's funny sometimes to strangers while we're out in public
This sounds like a problem with her character and that probably won't change with a phase.
>repeatedly states "I want to kill myself" and "I want to die"
Maybe she does.
>puts her self worth in social media likes and whores out in revealing clothes/underwear
I used to do this but now I don't really go on social media unless someone is chatting with me.
>huge sjw and cares more about social justice than her well being
Her political views are will probably stay with her.
>places her friends above us and when they leave her comes crawling back
This might actually be a phase. She doesn't realize many of her friends would throw her under the bus while family would not. She probably hates you guys (her family) right now.

>>18119901
Why would you hate people that are always there for you but seek out attention from people you barely know and call """"friends""""" because they gave your tweet a like? Shit doesn't make sense.

>>18119917
Because her """friends""" are cool and family is uncool.

When you're in a remote area take your dick out and then force her head towards it
Start screaming

>wants to go on an adventure

aka I want drugs

>>18119884
Make a move fast enough. As in, start flirting as soon as you see her, and get a kiss when a chance comes up

Gotta keep your cool man. Chicks go through a million emotions per minute, it's hard to decipher what a post could mean. If she said she's cool with the idea, then she probably is. I'd say give it until next week when she should be more free then bring up the idea again if she hasn't already then set up a time and place. If for whatever reason she cancels and/or doesn't reschedule to when she's actually free, take the hint and keep your dignity and leave it at that. Just do what you normally do and hopefully that'll keep your mind busy, but sometimes these are just things that will weigh heavily on you until the time comes for it to happen or not happen. Just do your best to not look at her posts because that'll drive you crazy, I know I've been there and it did nothing but hurt my situation.

>>18119936
I guess if I must, but waiting out's painful and I've been trying to forget all the time already

Bumping for other opinions if any

Play it cool. Develop yourself, your career (or college), hit the gym, talk to some other girls. The best way you can be attractive to her is to be a cool guy who has the attention of women and is passionate about his path in life.

>>18119864
When i grew long beards I was complimented by other men so much I shaved. Plus feminine liberal guys starting growing beards and it just all cultivated to a terrible look to me.

>>18119864
Beards are ok, not commie tier ones though.

I do like beards. They make any guy look better.

Stop shaving it, just let it be what it is.

Work on your confidence and social skills devotedly, very few people will tell you they're important but they're really fucking important. You can have whatever body features you want but still fail miserably in this area.

Get the best damn career you can.

Date a hundred women and longterm the one who gives you the least shit.

Get 7 different fashion/cosplay wigs and wear a different one every day

grow a big mustache

>>18119846
Sounds to me like your mom suspects something and is makong an excuse for why you need to tell her.

Just ask your mom "why does he need my school"?

Whtever excuse she gives, couldn't you just name a school? How would the dentist know (if your mom is telling the truth) and how would your mom be able to know if you are lying?

>>18119854
I just told her the school name, and she was like "ok it's taken care of, thanks" and I asked what she needed it for, and she said something like "the school is going to pay for it" or some shit. This isn't some bs obamacare shit or something? Student discount for insurance or whatever?

I'm assuming that if the dentist really needed it, they would be in contact with the school or whatever. I don't really understand why all she needed was the school name though.

bump for sanity