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So I got a job interview in roughly 1.5 weeks with a company that seems to like me and want to give me a job and I'm assuming I'm gonna be drug tested in 2-2.5 weeks. Now I quit smoking a week ago and before that I maybe smoked 1-2x a week like a couple hits with friends with normal grade weed and I've been cutting back before that. I exercise a lot and have a very high metabolism and I can't gain weight ever. I'm 5'10 and 158 lbs. I also took a home drug test that was about $40 at Walgreens and I got faint lines for pcp and thc but I don't do pcp. Will I be ok for a lab test? I've also been a lot of drinking water with creatine too and using creto and sure jell in my water too. Pic is my home drug test
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You're fine. I passed a piss test for a job a week after smoking and I'm 180 lbs.
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What is it with all of these threads lately where stoners ask ways to beat a drug test?
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>>18474520
2 weeks is plenty of time, just keep up the increased water intake. Also don't waste money on more home drug tests, they're mostly a ripoff but that one is saying you tested negative for all of them.
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I got three completely unrelated questions:
1) How do you pronounce "sage" as in sage bombing? Is it sa(like "say")-j(like the first letter of "jungle"), or sa(like the first sound of "saggy")-ge(like the first sound of Genji)? Or something else?
2) Is unprotected oral sex safe? I've heard you can get all kinds of nasty shit like syphilis or HIV (rarely). How true is that? The state I live in (Cali) legalized knowingly transmitting STDs, so I need to know.
3) How can I improve my playing (right) hand on guitar? Any exercises that helped you?
>pic somewhat related
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It's sayj
Move out of California they are insane
What's wrong ATM with your playing hand? Too slow?
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b/ros I need help, first a little background on me
>19m
>college athlete workout 3-4times a week
>not taking any medication and have no health issues
Recently Ive been with a girl and have had trouble staying hard, it's not that I"m unable too, I've done it before and have had sex successfully plenty of times, but recently today It happened twice when we tried, this has happened before in the past.
Any advice?
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how you nutrition?
Stress?
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Viagra
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Do you watch a lot of porn?
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Why am I such an asshole to girls I like?
I've done this time and time again, where I treat girls I like, like shit, and push them away. I mean it starts as playful banter but I always take it too far without realizing, but that's the only way I know how to talk to them. When I talk to them 'normally' they always just get bored anyway.
There's this girl at work who told me I'm being an asshole, but I like her, and I want to fix it before it's too late.
What the fuck do I do? How do I fix it?
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Keep being an asshole. You have to realize that all women are stupid as shit and have zero clue what they want
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>>18474459
I don't mind being a bit of a playful prick but it actually pushes them away.
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>>18474622
They'll only lie and fuck you over so keep being one
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My personal life has just fallen apart in a big way. I decided to quit my job because I'm unhappy there, and with all my plans for the future suddenly void I'm struggling to decide on a next step.
How can I find someone to go on an adventure with? Roadtrip or backpacking or flying. Should I try Bumble or something like that, or is there a better avenue?
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sorry to say this my dude but people smell desperation for a mile away, as long as you NEED someone to have good time or got out of your hole, you'll find no one. Once you are fine and organized peeps will flock
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>>18474450
This is true OP. If you think an adventure is actually going to help, then why don't you set off on it and see who you meet on the way? I believe it's fairly common for people to meet and bond while hiking the appalachian trail, pacific crest trail, etc.
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>>18474450
Last year I drove across North America by myself and started a new life on the other side, making friends and building things from scratch. 2 months ago I moved back home.
I'm aware of what running away from my lack of purpose means to me, I just would rather have someone else along for the ride this time. I've already built lots of experience myself.
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How do I maintain my boner?
I'm 26 and probably going to lose my v-card tomorrow. I have a little trouble getting it up sometimes, and keeping it going. It usually takes me 15-20 minutes to finish masturbating due to an SSRI I'm on. I stopped taking Benadryl because I was pretty sure that was contributing to my problem.
Usually what happens when masturbating
>Not hard for 30 seconds
>Semi hard for a couple minutes
>Fully hard
>Semi hard for 8-10 minutes
>Fully hard when about to cum, then cum
Is this normal considering I last a really, really long time?
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You need more cardio in your life. Also, supploments for prostate health and multivitamins with performance addatives (B vitamins and such) will help.
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What's the best way to learn a language in your spare time? Rosetta stone? I'm thinking of trying to learn Mandarin because of how many people speak it.
Pic unrelated.
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>>18474379
You just get a book and learn it, nothing else will work. An hour or two a day is fine. And for the love of God, stay away from Rosetta Stone.
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>>18474379
Don't listen to the other guy, rosetta stone is fine for the basics and to give you a guided experience to gauge your actual interest. you can also try something like duo lingo on your phone.
Check out your local community college, they might have some classes.
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>>18474379
Check out the guide over at /int/ for starters.
Do not at any cost only rely on Rosetta Stone (or any program for that matter).
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I was dreaming, then I remembered that I have something time sensitive to do in real life. I had about six false awakenings, and three real awakenings that only resulted in me tossing and turning before falling back asleep.
Then two people texted me, which woke me up. Problem is, I don't feel like a real boy anymore.
Why? Maybe:
>friend got me to smoke pot several days ago
>all I have are these 3mg melatonin supplements, when doctors recommend no more than 1mg
>I have been somewhat dissociated for years, since some bad shit happened
My therapist actually told me to hurt myself to solve it, but by using something that doesn't leave a mark...
Any better advice?
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Firstly, get a new therapist- that's terrible advice. Secondly, try (slowly) reducing you melatonin, on top of that, (if you don't already) try getting into a routine. Thirdly, tell that friend to fuck off; drugs are not what you need right now.
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>>18474383
I mean, "Pinch me, I'm dreaming," isn't exactly a banned phrase.
You're right about the friend though. My friend has no other irl friends, and those he had were ultimately poisonous.
It wore off some after checking out a few other threads. Guess I was just scared.
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That's not dissassociation. You sound completely normal and like you are just trying to avoid taking responsibility for what you want to accomplish in life. Solution: clean your room, and don't let the existential crisis set in.
Me and my girlfriend are in a weird spot. We have just been doing long distance the past month or so (she had to go away for a bit for an internship) and now that she's about to get back we are being honest about what we want from sex. It turns out we both really have this manic fetish for breeding (that is, ultra risky sex for making babies).
We're both 21. I'm a recent college grad, she's in college for another year or two and then is going to grad school. So while I'm unable to have a baby right now, her having one would be devastating since her parents are already really offended that she has sex at all -- a baby before getting through grad school is enough for them to disown her, I think.
And yet we are talking constantly about how we want to have babies together. She's taking BC now, but I'm still slightly paranoid about the idea of an actual kid. (She's ok with abortion, but still. I really dislike the idea of abortion)
How do I communicate with her about continued BC without offending her for not trusting her? I do trust her a lot, but I have a history of extreme paranoia entirely unrelated to this relationship.
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How do I keep my back straight? It gets hard or annoying to do so, I move closer to the screen (spend a lot of time with my laptop), then fuck it, sit like a retard. Are there life hacks? If not, what's the best hard way? Anybody here who's done it?
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It's kind of natural to keep your back slouched at times. I would suggest to get a chair with a solid back support. or you can sleep with the mattress on the floor. It will make your back sore for a week or two but it will straighten it out.
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>>18474288
/fit/ here
This is usually due to having a weak upper/middle back
Hit the gym and learn to deadlift.
A chair can help as a temporary solution, but you'll end up with a hunch in the later years
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>>18474288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htuCUJmfsdw
https://www.youtube.com/user/strengthcamp/search?query=posture
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How do I eat out a hairy girl?
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>>18474283
Tell her to shave? Is it that hard to fucking TALK with her?
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Brush her shit to the sides with your thumbs and hold it there i guess. Its a shit situation so push to get her to trim or shave. Like when shes getting into it keep stopping to pull hair out of your mouth even if theres no hair in your mouth. Get her frustrated from you constantly stopping. In the end appologize for stopping all the time and say you want to keep going but the hair in your mouth makes it distracting.
If shes not retarded she will get the hint and take care of the problem without you having to ask directly. If she is retarded, keep doing all this then ask if she can trim/shave so you can more easily pleasure her.
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Hello /adv/
I've been wondering about my way of life recently. I always promised myself I don't want to be a beta cuck and/or phugging autist, but also not a normie.
Yet I don't know if I can follow up on my promise because I don't really think if I fall in either of the spectrums (beta autist or normie).
Get ready /adv/ because this is going to be a long one.
Lets start off with how my life currently is like.
>Just about to finish up exams, already applied for college and got accepted for college.
>Going to have well paid job after college.
>No close friends though, only ''contacts'' that I can usually have a good word with.
>Hate ''hanging out'' or ''going out'' with friends, experience feels useless and usually is awkward since I have no idea what to do.
>Rarely go outside.
>Legit autist spectrum dude.
>People usually don't notice I am a legit autist.
>Can have normie tier 5/5 bretty good chats with people when I go outside. Look extremely friendly then.
>Like women, but have no desire for relationship or sex.
>Do fap sometimes, but hate porn, porn does nothing to me.
>Have hobby though, like guns and mil-gear. Can say I am somesort of a prepper. Sadly in my country only very few people have guns and/or interest in them.
>Don't look like a chad, but also not naturally ugly, just shabby.
Am I a robot? If so, how can I be so goddamn fucking good talkative and compassionate when I talk to people RL? (If I somehow have a trigger to talk to people that is.)
Fuck I don't want to be a robot. But fuck normie life that shit is... SHIT!
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>>18474254
You should shoot up a school since you have a gun and feel disconnected
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>>18474254
"robot" vs "normie".
Are those things even real, or are they pure perception (your perception, the perception of the average person, the perception of the kind of person whose esteem you think you want)?
Are they absolute, or do they depend on the situation or the observer?
Are they the only options, or is there another way of being?
Do they seem undesirable to you because of inherent aspects, or mainly because of peoples perception?
Being different (in whatever way) can be quite disconcerting. Not only because of how other people might treat you, but also because it means you have less shared experiences with "the average person".
Regardless of how you end up trying to deal with that, a good first step is trying to accept it. Not in the sense of "this is the final and unchangeable reality that you can't ever escape".
But in the sense that it's no use being mad at yourself, or at the world, or other people, for the situation you're in. No use having regrets for things that are currently not working out. Because that's all wasted energy, that could be spent on trying to figure out things that make life better.
It's really cliche (and by no means a perfect suggestion), but consider reading some Stoics (Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus are both very accessible), and/or practicing mindfulness.
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Stop trying to fit into labels and just do what you want to do.
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tonight im going to be hanging out with a guy. im a kv and idk, i feel like maybe i'll have to give him a handjob or blowjob. im just worried that ill be very anxious and ruin everything. i know the best thing i can do is just... try my best, but i freak out because i think ill be judged. he already knows im inexperienced but im so worried about looking like an idiot. wat do?
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>>18474246
Trust me, you won't. Seriously, stop worrying. Won't happen.
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haha dont worry its gonna be good ;))
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>>18474246
Just say tell me what to do if not done this much before he'll probably either get more turned on by your innocence or it won't make any difference guys really aren't as fussy or critical as girls
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Is she interested or was this just a gesture?
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Was at a friend's wedding last weekend - was talking to a friend of the bride a lot that evening.
Prior to this wedding I've only ever this girl once and we were not on name basis prior to this let alone even had a conversation.
Come departing the event, being nice I say goodbye to everyone I've spoke to at the evening, unintentionally, left this girl for last... Said goodbye and as I'm about to leave she steps forward, leans in around my cheek and hesitates then kisses my cheek.
I was taken aback by this to be honest - I'd only really kiss someone on the cheek I knew well. I wasn't expecting that at all and to be honest sort of just froze after it for a second, didn't mention it, said goodbye and left.
I've not long ago broken up with someone, so I wasn't actively thinking about hitting on this girl. I did notice her. I did enjoy our conversations prior to that and I did think she was gorgeous...
Am I looking into this kiss too much or was she trying to give a signal that she's interested?
If this cheek kiss didn't happen I'd not be thinking about her since at all... but since it did I really can't get her out of my mind.
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Where are you from OP. A kiss on the cheek is pretty standard fare where I am.
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Thinking too much.
How do i find a fem dom relationship? I am a 22 y.o man and i want to be someone's slave (be put in chasity, worship them etc) but this idea seems to freak normal girls out? Where do I look for this relationship?
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fetlife my dude
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>>18474166
Wew
ty anon, this actually work?