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Google harder.
>and shove your redpill up your ass

>>17764831
I only know about the "controlling demons" bit. God supposedly hacked reality and turned Solomon's Wisdom score way fucking high, and he apparently figured out how to control demons.

According to some stories, he pokemon'd 72 nasty and powerful demons, and crammed them all into a jar and tossed it to the bottom of the lake. At some point, some people fished it out (on accident or purpose, idr), opened it, and released them again.

Those demons are known as Goetia, and are a popular choice for occultists to try and summon. It's probably a bunch of horse shit, but that's the gist of what I've got. Keys of Solomon are the names of the books this comes from I think. Haven't bothered to research their credibility. For all I know it could be fanfiction written about him after the fact..

Also, google harder.

>>17764841
>pokemon'd
>hacked reality
you could not have made reading this anymore enjoyable haha

It's an illusion

>>17764703
Right, just as life/happines/whatever is an illusion. Accurate answer.

>Sorry if those questions are stupid
Apology accepted anon. Just don't do it again.

Gnostic philosophy only has partial truth. Read the Bhagavad Gita to truly understand the relationship between God, man, and the material world.

>>17764610
gnosticism is "knowing"
the act of sex-making
find enlightenment=orgasm
you're probably already a practitioner
you just uploaded a sign of two men making love

>>17764610
It seems there is a great deal of confusion as to what gnosticism actually refers to, or there are many ideologies and histories that term encompasses. Wade through all of the Wikipedia articles dedicated to gnosticism, gnosis, the Plemora, the demiurge, etc., but understand that you really need to have a solid understanding of the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Christian Church and the traditional relationship between man and God to see the over-arching themes coming from gnosticism.

From what I understand, gnosticism is an ideology born of Christianity that portrays the relationship between man, creator and the one true God in a way much different than traditional thought. Gnosticism accepts scripture as context relevant to our human condition, but doesn't necessarily accept the Bible as the unaltered word of God. The Nag Hammadi library is a bunch of old texts that was found in 1945 buried in a pot in Egypt. The texts are relevant to biblical scripture and basically paint this picture of the Pleroma, how the Demiurge was created and how we are connected to the one true God through Sophia, the mother of the Demiurge. Gnostics see the creation story much differently than most abrahamic religions; Eve is a manifestation of Sophia and the serpent in the garden is basically sent by the one true God to help Adam receive the knowledge of good and evil so that he may break free from the bonds of his creator and this physical world. The story of the Garden of Eden is the first efforts of the one true God to give humans the ability to save themselves. The story of Christ is the one true God manifesting as man to give humans salvation from this physical world and access to eternal life.

It's really quite interesting, especially if you come from a Christian background.

I'm a firm believer that astral projection is just very, very vivid lucid dreaming. HOWEVER, that doesn't negate the fact that it is extremely fun.

I don't know too much about astral projection techniques, but from what I read the WILD(Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming) method is very similar to the techniques used for AP.

I've had a lot of success with the WILD technique, but only when I would wake up in the middle of the night and try it as I was falling asleep. It has lead to some lucid dreams that only be vaguely described as seeming more lucid than everyday life.

Whether it's AP or Lucid Dreaming is irrelevant in my eyes; it's an amazing experience once you are able to pull it off and recall it to near perfection.

Also, I noticed you mentioned vibrations. Yeah, I get those with the WILD technique as well; you just have to keep practicing on staying calm so you don't excite yourself so much you wake back up.

>>17764547
That was it but you neeed to be patient and have like an objective in mind.

>>17764547
This is the one that worked for me

>Stay in bed, take 15 minutes to relax and meditate
>Lay down on your bed and try to get totally relaxed.
>Relax as much as possible, don't think about anything. You must focus on relaxing every part and inch of your body.
> Once you are totally relaxed, try to blank your mind. Don't think about anything else. You must be relaxed and any kind of thought shouldn't be allowed. Blank your mind, focus on that
>Once is cleared, try to imagine your body and how it looks from the view of a 3rd person. Imagine every part of your body individually, totally detailed.
>Once is done, project yourself a certain part of your body and how it is disposed. Like your arm or hand for example
>Focus on that part of your body, like your hand, focus on your hand, imagine every inch of it, every piece of skin, hair, nails, imagine how it is accommodated at that exact moment, imagine it just like you were watching it with your own eyes, in total detailing.
>Then order yourself to move a finger- be advised- it has to be with the power of your mind, any kind of muscular innervation means faillure. You have to move it with the bare power of meditation. Do you remember the wiggle your big toe scene from kill bill?, well, like that.
>Once you accomplish that goal, move foward, do the same thing with your hand. Move your hand in total concentration.
>When you have done that, Move all your arms, if done correctly, do it with your other arm.
>Move your legs up, try to leave behind your body.
>Probably after this, you should be in an astral projection.

It is possible that you start to shake. Don't fear.

>>17764392
your pic related shows what everyone would call wizardry/sorcery. Witchcraft is much more natural. It's not what you'd commonly call magic (alchemy, rituals, etc). Also I can't confirm any of it.

I really doubt it. Even excluding all the cheap book-store crap it seems ridiculous to me.

I am strangely interested in it though. Maybe it is just an atmospheric thing that appeals to some people. Maybe there are placebo/meditation effects that you can get from any other religion. I always wanted to date someone who really believed it because it is intriguing to me, but all the Wiccan women I met were crazy.

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>>17764422
Being magic and not crazy means that you have to help crazies.

It's just as big of a chore as dating a crazy.
Honestly you should pick up magic yourself.
Chicks dig a guy who's into such things.

Plus you can use it to get her to do nearly anything, as long as you add a "Water, fire, air, and dirt"

I'm for sure a witch, because I can't not be a witch, ever.
If they aren't like the above, then they are just masking mental illness as "wicca"

But if she knows herbs, you have no idea how fun it can be to "fly" in the bedroom.

Fake or nah?

It's a video about gophers messing up some guy's yard.

>>17764113
stilts?

nope. have a great time!

>>17764064
Yes beware of the bofa...

>>17764064
my weird uncle lives in jim thorpe so look out for him

>>17763952
http://www.schizophrenia.com/sznews/archives/cat_schizophrenia_video_or_audio_internetbased.html

Google is your friend.

Why do you want them?

>>17763968
Those tapes are never meant to be shared so the idea of seeing a "secret" tape of insane people fascinates me.

HIPAA prevents that unless you sign a waver or are simply in a related field, and can steal a look by being in the right places. I'm sure the higher you get the easier it will be to access, but they are typically not filmed. Places like that are not one on one, and you aren't left to yourself. You spend your days with your schedule mapped out to the minute, forced to take meds that if you don't your rights will be stripped, and only see a "doctor" 10min a week where they proceed to ask a set of Y or N questions off a script. You are monitored by jaded employees who don't see you as human, and if you get stir crazy you are pinned down and injected. You lose your soul bit by bit while they ask you the same canned questions week by week with no end in sight, and no straight answer until you eventually become a part of the system like prisoner returners or learn to lie and live with a distrust of man for survival. It is not health care, but processing. Nothing like the TV or movies.

>smoking a bowl
Instantly disregarded.

>>17763825
Dude weed lmao

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You need to be even more vague there stoner.

>>17763735
Hey anon, I dont think Im gonna click that! See ya next time

pussy here
someone check the link, what's it about

its a "clean" version of sad satan without the CP

>>17763553
Drink dog blood

keep a dream journal, apparently books,mirrors and other things i cant remember "don't work" in dreams, before you go to bed say something like "I am awake, I am aware". Buzzfeed did a video about it but idk how much I would trust them desu

Sleep on your back with one arm raised at the elbow uncomfortable but you can get used to it. When you fall asleep your arm will drop. At first this will wake you up but eventually it will become a trigger to let you know you have fallen asleep

i'll continue for the sake of lurkers, we've heard a few knocks and noises the past few weeks, no growling or any thing, but today something unexpected did happen. something was in our bathroom and ripped toilet paper up and stuffed it in a drawer. the paper was obviously ripped by something/someone with hands because of the way its been ripped. and the roll that was ripped was below the bathroom sink behind the bag/box thing the toilet paper came in along with the other rolls in the bag/box. So how do i get rid of this annoying mother fucker?
The thing isn't scary. It isn't spoopy.
It's annoying and if any one knows how to get rid of it, its you guys. I guess i could call a priest but more than likely some ones gonna start a flame war and thats way more exciting than simply burning sage.

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Stay safe anon, we'll hold down the other fronts while you're away. Take care of business and tread softly.

>>17763428
lookin for advice on how to get rid of the faggot.

the equivalent of your question is, can I know something unknowable?

No, at least not in the sense you can comprehend.

Except for reincarnation, the answer is "no" by definition: life happens between birth and death.

world war z? it's pretty spooky.

There is a podcast called were alive. Really good, would recommend.

>>17763774
+1

world war z has some really cool aspects. They analyze things like the breakdown of world trade in a zombie apoc situation.

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