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the elf kings mysteries and curiosities spectacular #1: it came from a place called whitespace 2016-06-01 20:12:02 Post No.17760536
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the elf kings mysteries and curiosities spectacular #1: it came from a place called whitespace
Chancellor. director (ID: !onkND1ru3.)
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welcome earthlings!
this is the chance! today!
come to enjoy and gather, here forever.
stick yourselves stuck and listen.
share with us your curiosities and mysterious wisdom.
create before ourselves a legion of crafting minds
take heed: there exist countless worlds, split apart among each other by a deviant fool,
i still have the capacity to fix this, but i allow it for the duration of my existence.
this is the duration of entropy, that which ceases when entering that which comes.
our brains are computers, more like turing machines than anything else.
addendum:
1:record data on random access memory in optimized packet locations.
2:record data locations on continuous.
3:as bit locations are read through on continuous, file stream from ram remains consistent
4:1 and 2 are Turing machines with infinite tape which allow you to contain all information in the universe
similar to what you can do with a psychic link in a library.
if you know what you're doing.
itt: ask lucifer what its like to be trapped.
mysteries reign upon us
read: just doing what i can for the humans
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>>17760536
And they say I'm the worst tripfag here...
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>>17760545
I've only ever seen you say that about yourself. It's entirely possible that nobody actually gives a shit, and if they do they just silently filter you.
>>17760536
>more like turing machines than anything else
Explain intuition. Or actually, if your brain really is autistic enough to resemble a Turing machine then don't even bother.
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>>17760536
I googled your email.
man what the fuck.
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Big ass monster thread 2016-06-01 13:58:03 Post No.17759759
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Post some spoopy monsters
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sigh... just go to pinterest kid
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hey guys what do you know about the Mandela Effect and how CERN might be involved in their search for parallel universes
Trying to learn more on the topic
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Don't believe in the Mandela Effect but think CERN will open a portal and let beings like in the movie "Pulse" in.
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in conjunction with the HAARP program letting Cthulhu awake in Nevada a bit ago
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Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! My master comes soon.
Is there a limit to human suffering? I ask because im intrigued by the question of "just how bad could things get?"
Just when I think i've dreamt up or witnessed the most vile, cruel, soul crushingly putrid, malice filled, and torturous situation, theres always something to top it.
Just how bad would the deepest sublevel of hell be? Would it be akin to pic related? Do we even have the ability to comprehend such extreme depravity and horror?
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Another example
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>>17758761
As someone who has been to hell, no there is no limit or rock bottom, it just keeps going and getting worse forever.
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Another. God damn I love Junji Ito
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Anyone here been on the Deep Web? Is it all illegal marketplaces or is there scarier stuff down there?
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Watch out for the cops guys
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The Deep Web burned down over the weekend. Doesn't exist anymore
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hello fbi
We had one of these a while back and it seemed to do pretty well, so I want to start another one.
Abandoned/spooky places/urban decay thread.
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Hey guys, I was wondering if you guys have any love spells that have worked and if theres a story behind that? like who did you use it for? did it actually worked? what was the spell? I am doing this for research purposes, there seems to be a lot out there but mostly are these simple honey and candle spells but I'm sure theres more than that... so if you guys have any stories about them, pls send them this way bruhs :(
thanks in advance
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Procure this talisman. Works every time.
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>>17756691
>love spells that have worked
Literally zero.
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>>17756691
I recommend the Enochian magic ritual of bathing regularly, being handsome and charming.
Unfortunately, neck beards are immune to this ritual. Sorry buddy. Looks like you're destined to be a lonely virgin.
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All things telekinesis
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>>17754735
Well uh, you need to post shit first OP.
>You have to pose a question or something the raises questions.
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>>17754735
So... nothing? Accurate thread, op.
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>>17754735
The ruskies studied it and took a lot of videos but everyone it's gonna cry fake so why bother.
The Onymous CHIRONYM
/div/ - divination general 2016-05-30 01:37:13 Post No.17750353
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/div/ - divination general
The Onymous CHIRONYM
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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
>What's this Divination thing all about?
The practice of seeking knowledge of the future or the unknown by any of a variety of means.
>I'm new to this, help!
New querents should reply to the post of a reader who's currently doing readings. An "air query" can be made to no one in particular, but no one in particular may answer you!
New readers should post that they're offering readings and what information they require from a querent.
>Please read the STICKY for more:
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074
Also: Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings -- respect that choice.
>Querents: respect your readers and your fellow querents.
>Readers: respect your querents and your fellow readers.
IRC channel for discussion:
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination
Previously on /div/:
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>>17750353
NOW ALSO OFFERING:
* YES/NO PENDULUM DIVINATION
* PETIT LENORMAND CARTOMANCY
* WACKY SCRY USING OLD TV STATIC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dni2mlXy7j
Chironymous here, doing Morgan's Tarot, Petit Lenormand cartomancy, I-Ching readings, yes/no pendulum divination, or wacky scries for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!
I just need you to say something positive*** to me so that I may heal my wounds and help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot, Lenormand deck, I-Ching, Yes/No Pendulum Divination, Wacky Scry
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)
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>>17729438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DDKHrfOnsR
>Is my friend ok? He's been dealing with things and has been distant. Should I contact them?
>Oh happy thing. I think you're super cool fo doing all these readings and that you have all the different methods. I'm not picky on what you use. Ok thanks.
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>>17750358
You're very welcome, fellow Sagittarius friend! I'm glad! :D
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What do you think they know? 2016-05-29 05:11:33 Post No.17747242
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What do you think they know?
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NSA is undoubtedly monitoring all electronic communication within the United States, if not the entire world. Given that what sort of weird paranormal things do you think they have records for? If the paranormal exists, they either have or have not observed it. If they have, then they have "X-files" on the paranormal.
On a side note, if there is no paranormal they have files on everyone and their personal files. What do you think they think of the average person? Do they think they're good, or would knowledge on the activities of everyone on the planet cause them to lose their faith in humanity?
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honestly i just feel really bad for the guy that has to read my internet history, or texts.
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They collect data to analyze it using algorithms to dectect phrases and patterns that would signify suspicious activity. Literally no one will ever see your texts, emails or hear your phone calls, there's just too many for humans to analyze, so a computer does it. And if nothing is found, they get deleted. There's just too much data to leave stored on a hardrive, most people are paranoid of the NSA when in reality it's just too daunting to actually look at everyone's communications and store them.
Being a former military Intel analyst, I can attest to you that the NSA and even the CIA aren't as scary as you may think.
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>>17747242
They know what people talk about for sure, but talk is well, just talk. Who's to say what is truth in jabbering jaws, flapping gums if you will. Now the CIA, they KNOW some SHIT.
Should I be afraid of going to hell?
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as someone who has been there, yes, you should.
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>>17746501
> There are too many loopholes and contradictions for the Abrahamic/Judeo-Christian Hell to exist
Unknown / Underrated creepypasta thread
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share creepypasta threads:
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Spooky thread gif, webm
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Is it worth watching? Also movies that genuinely scared you.
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The end was quite unsatisfying and the movie did not really explain anything going on or why.
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It's a hit or miss with people it seems. I get the argument for both sides but I didn't regret pirating it.
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>>17740283
Its the scariest movie in the world if you are a Christian. Few epic scenes with the rest dead slow! Heard on /tv/ someone said the girl behind him in the theatre said "I pissed my pants!" and ran out of the theater lulz.
>>17740334
End was awesome WTF are you talking about!?
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What needs to be focused on
>Proofing of transcoded alphanumeric versions of the cipher
>Logical (reproducable) arrangement, orientation and spacing of the transcoded cipher or fragments thereof
>Backwards extrapolation from partially successful decryptions to test for significance
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It doesn't seem like there is much of a message in the pages, what like maybe 3-5 words per page. Unless each chunk of gold links is a word. Then the first page would have 13 words maybe, page 2 has 25?, page 3 has 27?, page 4 has 29? hard to see exactly, 35 words on the last page, not counting the opposite side of the pages, which probably aren't part of the text but ifd they are then that would make a pretty complicated code.
Also, how do you know what cover is the front? If you turned the book upside down and flipped it over, the back would be the front and each page would have a whoile new set of words or letters.
Or are you thinking each page has only letters?
I'm thinking that pic you have up there in this topic with the 5 brass links could symbolize the word "book" for all we know. Or it could be the letter "K".
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Can't believe people are bumping this shit.
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>>17711050
even if its a fake, he put more effort in it than these faggots with their "cryptic" Youtube vids