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>I'LL MONGLE YOUR SOUL

>>17760613
About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and I was walking near a police patrolled park quite a ways from my apartment. It was a quiet night, even for a weeknight, with very little traffic and almost no one on foot. The park, as it was most nights, was completely empty.

I turned down a short side-street in order to loop back to my apartment when I first noticed him. At the far end of the street, on my side, was the silhouette of a man, dancing. It was a strange dance, similar to a waltz, but he finished each "box" with an odd forward stride. I guess you could say he was dance-walking, headed straight for me.

>>17760637
Deciding he was probably drunk, I stepped as close as I could to the road to give him the majority of the sidewalk to pass me by. The closer he got, the more I realized how gracefully he was moving. He was very tall and lanky, and wearing an old suit. He danced closer still, until I could make out his face. His eyes were open wide and wild, head tilted back slightly, looking off at the sky. His mouth was formed in a painfully wide cartoon of a smile. Between the eyes and the smile, I decided to cross the street before he danced any closer.

I took my eyes off of him to cross the empty street. As I reached the other side, I glanced back... and then stopped dead in my tracks. He had stopped dancing and was standing with one foot in the street, perfectly parallel to me. He was facing me but still looking skyward. Smile still wide on his lips.

I was completely and utterly unnerved by this. I started walking again, but kept my eyes on the man. He didn't move. Once I had put about half a block between us, I turned away from him for a moment to watch the sidewalk in front of me. The street and sidewalk ahead of me were completely empty. Still unnerved, I looked back to where he had been standing to find him gone. For the briefest of moments I felt relieved, until I noticed him. He had crossed the street, and was now slightly crouched down. I couldn't tell for sure due to the distance and the shadows, but I was certain he was facing me. I had looked away from him for no more than ten seconds, so it was clear that he had moved fast.

I was so shocked that I stood there for some time, staring at him. And then he started moving toward me again. He took giant, exaggerated tip-toed steps, as if he were a cartoon character sneaking up on someone. Except he was moving very, very quickly.

>>17760609
Look to your right.

bumparuno

>>17760609
>best possible match
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaahahahahahah

No.

There's no such thing as skin walkers fellow human, you're wasting your time. It's perfectly safe to go camping in the region you call Iowa. So safe even to leave your tent behind and sleep under stars!

The skinwalker shit is a fucking meme. Fuck off.

>>17759771
Yes
Is a meme
You can find this meme reflect in all most every coulture, all around the world.
Chupacabras , big foot, yeti , even mermaids, half men and beast are there for you to look for them.

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Here is another example

"Oh no the ghost shut off all our cameras and microphones and equipment except this one filming us for no particular reason at all!"

yeah id also would like good tv shows that arent bullshiting all the time

>>17759542
shit that never happened

Try this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mtcv9Z-Wss

>>17759145

Not bad. Any more? What about talking videos - do they work in the same way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HJgmo6pz60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0AkJudQ_Hg

And my personald favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDX8QrcDI_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULBcuGlC98E

>>17759061
This is why the first thing any good wizard does is acquire omniscience.

>>17759061
There's a skeleton inside you and it's moving.

>>17759061

Nitroglycerin was made safe by Alfred Nobel, yes that Nobel, after his brother was killed during production of it. Nobel eventually created dynamite.

Both inventions were meant to make workers safer. Instead they unleashed death.

Or can anyone tell me where the thelemites on /x/ are dwelling nowadays?

>>17759082
>on /x/
They're all busy trying to start competing cults, so they don't hang out on /x/ anymore.

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>>17758955
/x/ isn't the place for this kind of stuff anymore, now it's all about roleplaying and Succubi.

Sorry OP.

>>17758596
It's all in your head

>>17758596
You're experiencing the early signs of schizophrenia. Same thing happened to me before my diagnosis, only I used to hear dogs in the apartment next door fighting. Come to find out my neighbor has no dogs. Once i got on some neuroleptics the auditory stuff stopped p much overnight. Although now i have perpetual cotton mouth so i cant even practice my alltime fave hobby of dicksucking anymore.

>>17758596
Maybe you're having auditory hallucinations OP

It means your stressed... the snake is your stressors. Or it could mean your the chosen one. Save us

>>17758548
I think that is accurate, haha not sure about the chosen one tho

>>17758541
I'm also a medfag, and yesterday I dreamed with Gary Coleman acting as Finn on the next Star Wars movie asphixiating me while rambling about some conspiracy involving Youtubers from all over the world.

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>>17758199
I like that shit too

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>>17758278

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whered ya take that picture? like the fuckin park? i need answers

LOL my back yard. the fire pitt. i'll see if i can find the uncropped version.

http://www.dressupgames.com/demon-creator

>>17758132
I'd make myself happy

>>17758179
This has nothing to do with you.

i'd make myself happy

>>17757762
I'll post some of my background pics in the meantime

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>>17757775

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>>17757785

>>17757619
be the heart?

>>17757619
it says
get me
or
get the

and the last word starts with an h and a r

I can tell be cause I'm an expert in ancient summerian script

>>17757619
"Le OP Faggot"