What is the "theory of everything" of conspiracy?
I'm looking for something which unites everything: occultism, symbology, religion, spirituality, aliens, the theory that our universe is simulated, technology, mind control, progress in AI, LSD, other dimensions, the purpose of our universe, the purpose of suffering, the purpose of humanity... everything.
Does somebody know anything like that?
>>18141813
Dimensions are nested within each other, with any n-dimension situated within the higher dimensional arrangement of the next Higher Up spatial dimension. DMT, other psychedelics and other states such as meditation, astral projection, and possibly even dreams can connect us into these Higher Dimensions. We can also ascend into these Higher Planes when we die, these are the heavens and hells. These planes are where gods, angels and demons come from. We are lower dimensional aspects of these Higher Dimensional entities, the connected ones I call Higher Selves. We are pretty much like autonomous finger puppets they have let come to life on their own.
>>18141829
>autonomous
>finter puppet
Isn't that a contradiction?
>>18141841
Nope, it's more like the complexity of the thing. We are a part of them, but we are given freedom, which isn't much compared to the Higher Dimensional freedoms they have, but it's enough for their living finger puppets.
I want more power. What methods exist to boost your power?
do crystals do anything?
can you harness energy from a church service?
or nature, or just people?
The moon has some kind of effect, I've noticed.
Are there ways to increase the power of your own belief? other than the traditional of course
And are there things that are detrimental that weaken your power, like diet, television, drugs, alcohol, or whatever. I hear in the conspiracy circles that fluoride in the water has an effect on the pineal gland, which is supposedly your connection to the spiritual.
>>18141747
Kill and rape children, works every time
>>18141753
Agreed
What the fuck is this shit, /x/?
>>18141738
A lamppost
>>18141738
cloud
>>18141738
Run.
Story thread? Story thread.
You gotta share a story first man
>>18141721
Here you go Op, these are the only two stories I have that I consider possibly paranormal. They aren't very exciting.
>When I was young, I slept on the top floor of the house, with the room across the hallway being my parent's. A small bathroom in between the two rooms - itself across from the stairs - comprised this top floor.
>For some reason the big thing was to play in my parent's room when they were busy downstairs. Maybe it was because their comforter had a hole in it that I would crawl inside and Houdini my way out of, or maybe it was just different. In any case, I was there.
>The room was very dusty, and you could sometimes see the shafts of light through the window as they hit the floating particles.
>I remember kind of running about, displacing the dust and watching the light
>Then I remember my Grandmother being in that patch of sun, clothed in white
>She looked at me very lovingly, though nevertheless down on me because I was a pipsqueak
>I got freaked out and never played in my parent's room again
>Sadly I don't have many memories of my Grandmother when she was alive
>However, I do know we were born on the same day, and she considered me her greatest birthday gift
>We were born on November 1st, All Saints Day.
I don't know what to make of the experience. Could very well be that it was a vivid dream, but I recall her face very clearly at that moment. I'll give the next story in another post. It's also not very entertaining.
>>18141838
>I think I was a junior in high school at the time
>My parents had become [spoiler] vegans [/spoiler] and health nuts
>I had been eating really healthy since I was twelve
>So in my Junior year of high school when I got sick, it was a rare occasion
>At first my mother thought I was pretending and wanted me to catch the bus anyways
>But I had a trump card, one that my mom couldn't risk doubting - I said I threw up
>This was the perfect crime; realistically, if you made it to the bathroom you would vomit in the toilet and get rid of the evidence then and there
>I knew it was foolproof so I only used it sparingly
>So after much debate, in my junior year of high school, I missed one day of class
>I was fucking pumped
>Being sick meant I could get comfy, jerk off, and eat a lot and feel bad about it
>As soon as my parents left for work I brought a big blanket down to the couch and settled into mind numbing television and waited for where the day would take me
>Little did I remember that I was actually sick
>By noon I could barely walk, I was so drained
>Focusing on the television was a strain
>Oh fuck this isn't supposed to happen
>Can't move my limbs anymore
>Well shit
>Get this feeling, growing from the pit of my stomach, to just sink in and go to sleep
>I start to close my eyes
>This strange tingling hits my spine, not unlike when your foot falls asleep, but more pronounced
>The tingling then works down to my legs
>Slowly works up to my shoulders
>Fuck it actually hurts
>It consumes my head
>I hear in my head something along the lines of ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEPART
>Want to stop fucking tingling so I try to say yes
>THERE'S ONLY ONE SPOT LEFT, WE'RE AFRAID
>I see a big blue house with white trimming, dutch style, which is pretty normal for CT
>I remember also understanding it's exact spacial location. I was just like an genuine aura of familiarity, even though I had never seen the house before.
To be continued
You know the rules.
Delicious creepypasta
>>18141549
>You know the rules.
No, no I do not.
Don't mind me just Role Playing on World of Warcraft...
Prove I'm not living in the Truman Show.
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>>18141521
you would only understand if you were a TI which im about 90% sure you are not
>>18141521
You can go to Fiji if you want.
Can we get a thread about humans that dont seem quite human? The "uncanny valley" ya know? Personal experiences get bonus points
Just stepping in to say that I hope they stop with this extremely retarded meme idea of making robots look extremely human.
look at these abominations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0_DPi0PmF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBxB6SDzW4
Check out the real men in black.
>>18141534
The reason you shouldn't talk about ufo sightings is because the real ones could be spy planes or something of that nature.
Most of society believes that you have to do something pretty bad to end up in hell. Could be as evil as murder or as small and innocent as stealing a toy from the local mall as a kid.
Do outside forces influence our decisions? Maybe? Are our lives pre determined before we're even born? Do god and Satan have a secret pact? Who decides whether you go to hell or not. We often joke about yea im probably going to hell for that.
But what if you do end up in hell for that small thing. your fucked. But you were young and stupid you didnt know. You didnt believe in that shit. And now your damned for eternity.
There are no guidelines or written rules. Whether you believe the bible or not. Maybe hell isnt as bad as its made out to be? Maybe heaven is hell and hell is heaven. ether way we're all fucked.
Objectively morality doesn't exist. We all go to the same place because when we die our physical body ceases to exist and our "soul", "spirit" whatever you want to call it returns to its natural essence and it is neither happy nor sad, it is neutral, it is at peace.
You only go to hell if you believe you deserve to be punished. Amoral sociopaths go to heaven, depressives and those taught they're born full of sin go to hell.
>>18141453
The thing about hell and heaven that I don't get is how is it possible for someone to be aware that they're in heaven/hell without a working brain?
Why has no one tried to debunk aleister crowley?
>>18141337
Do you know about the beatles interest in him?
because he is real?
>>18141337
people believing in shit believed his shit
people not believing shit, did think that was such obvious bs that it didn't need debunking
She is back! Just left her house
>>18141290
just realized this too.
link is working again
http://aassdd.viewnetcam.com/CgiStart?page=Multi&Language=0&Page=1&Resolution=320x240&Interval=0&Quality=Standard&Mode=Motion&PageLayout=Div4
I'm fucking happy!
>>18141321
I have a few theories on this looking at everything I found so far. What do you think? Just someone who maybe really paranoid? The stories, the webcam, it doesn't make much sense all together
Saw this creepy website on popular twitter page, any ideas what it is?
http://www.whereistheape.com/
>>18141274
three days? clearly it implies harambe's christ-like ascension.
>>18141274
Inb4 another anti-abortion video.
https://twitter.com/HarambeActivity/status/777601713096105985
(pic unrelated)
I was sitting at home, watching porn, and i hear my back door (very loud electric passcode lock) unlock and open. my dog wasnt being a spaz like he usually is when my parents come home, but i see my mom walk past the open door to the room im in, and upstairs. i was gonna ask for money, so i hastily followed her up, but nobody was there. i searched the house and also noticed the family car wasn't there, which is odd because my parents took it when they left. What was it/she? And should i be worried?
>>18141197
litterally please. I,ve seen it twice now
>>18141293
You're fucked dude! It's a goatman/goatwoman
>>18141328
Don't fuck with me boy, are you serious or nah?
Post cursed/spooky paintings, sculpture, etc. add background if possible. Does not need to be paranormal, but bonus points if it is.
Pic related is "Women Laughing" by Francisco Goya from a series of murals he did in his home known as "The Black Paintings."
He painted them on his walls at the end of his life out of his own fear of madness. He never intended for them to be in the public eye, hence why he painted them on his walls, but after his death they were hacked off to be exhibited. They aren't paranormal, but are still pretty unnerving. I will post more.
I should note that the titles of the artwork by Goya in the Black Paintings series are not his own, but the names given to the pieces by art historians, since if he had titles, they are unknown. So be aware that when there are names that allude to a mythological figure, it is simply the art historian's personal interpretation, and I would suggest not letting that color your interpretation of the pieces.
Pic is "Saturn Eating his Son" from the same series
>>18141189
>>18141208
Interesting, thanks OP
"Man Proposes, God Disposes" by Edwin Landseer
Housed in the University of London, it is draped with the Union Jack during exams because of a legend that looking at the painting during an exam drove a student to commit suicide.
Before you all be like "not another how to summon succubus thread", at least let me say why i want to do this. I'm not some gross, obese as fuck neckbeard who never got laid in my life (last one is true actually), but, sadly, no one is even interested in me. I just want someone so i won't feel lonely anymore.
So i ask you /x/, can you tell me how do i summon a succubus?
>>18141101
>I.. I-I'm not the other neets...
Here's how to summon one. Go to bar, sit next to girl by herself or group of girls. Watch a little first, make sure they're single or at least on their own. Talk to her and play it from there.
Faggot
>>18141101
> I'm not some gross, obese as fuck neckbeard who never got laid in my life (last one is true actually), but, sadly, no one is even interested in me.
You might as well be with that attitude.
How can we change /x/ for the better?
Too late. We allowed the roleplayers to infiltrate and now if you ban roleplay you will have a dead board.
Remove conspiracy theories
Lower our expectations