Prove I'm not living in the Truman Show.

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>>18141521
you would only understand if you were a TI which im about 90% sure you are not

>>18141521
You can go to Fiji if you want.

>>18141521
Find one camera.

>>18141521

Would the Truman Show allow Harambe to die?

A lack of my significant other promoting products to no one in particular.

you are. everyone is.

>>18141521
You're using /x/. On the Truman show they gave him a good upbringing and decent life to make sure he was okay in the head

>>18141521
You aren't interesting enough for anyone to care about.

>tfw im in the Truman Show
>tfw people have seen me masturbate
>tfw people spend their days doing nothing watching a show about me doing nothing

Lmao jokes on you viewers

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>>18141571
t. actors

>>18141521
>prove to me I'm not a Special Little Snowflake so important that people want to watch my life on T.V

>>18141600
damn you're really going off the script with that one

try to kill youself

>>18141521
You are but it's a really boring show, seriously do something better, the old seasons were good.

>>18141521
That's just silly. How could you be living in a show? Would a show have McDonalds or something as great as Budweiser beer? I doubt it, my friend.

>>18141521
Why would anyone care to watch a series about a depressive 16yo kid who spends his time in a place like /x/?
I mean, you think your life is interesting enough for even a bloody SNL skit?

>>18141643
You're just not tuning in for the good stuff.

Me, I'm the same way. That's why I watch the highlights.

>>18141521
you are boring as shit
you would have been cancelled years ago

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>>18141521
I have no fucking clue who you are , Id admit it and let you know

>>18141590
i can guarantee you im not an actor op. the trueman show is real but its not what you think it is.

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I've been acting for so long now that I'm in danger of forgetting I'm an actor.

>>18141521
the truman show was a fictional movie

>>18141560
i chuckled.

>>18141521

Why would you be given the idea of the truman show if you were in a truman-show like setup

>>18141521
the weirdest thing is we can't prove that your reality isn't an illusion. because for all practical purposes, it is. because our reality is determined, at least in part, by the existing functions of the "brain" and adding any other element of mystery proves nothing other than that so much is unexplained.

a man and his girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at one at a side of road. he turn to his girl and says:
"baby, i love u very much."
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine in broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news reports of steres being stolen"
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, we was supposed to be back by now" . then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and a man door hand hook car door

>>18142953
>a man door hand hook car door
fucking what.

>>18141541
Exactly, you don't have to worry about that kind of stuff, especially when using a 4chan Pass™, allowing you to bypass CAPTCHA verification when posting and reporting posts on the 4chan image and discussion boards!

>>18141521
>Prove I'm not living in the Truman Show.

why would we watch the masturbation channel?

>>18142953
>she gets out to check and a man door hand hook car door


i couldn't sleep for a week

It would definitely take all the excitement out of certain things. Plus it would be a boring show. You'd think the director would hook you up with girls constantly. But no. Forever alone in this little dome aren't we?

Do the truman test.
Plan a long journey making sure to constantly remind everyone about it before you leave. The trick is to lie about your destination.
Here's an example
>Tell folks for weeks that I'm driving from from California to Arizona to check out the grand canyon
>really I'm going to las vegas baby but I haven't spoken a single word about it, im gonna be rich
>at the halfway point to arizona
>las vegas is directly north here
>speed up the highway ramp and head where nobody is expecting me to go
>mfw im now a rich millionaire living in an underground shipping container buried in the las vegas desert

You can find a lot of empty and unfurnished buildings. It's almost like a ghost town. Can't risk living in them though since the black SUV's drive around at night with flashlights looking in.

>>18141521
because your life is meaningless and miserable and messy and hardly fits a stereotypical sitcom format. your existence is as mundane as it is futile

>>18142968
because humans?

>>18141528
You are not in the Truman Show. Of course everyone likes to think the world revolves around them, anon.
Who doesn't sit down on the toilet and imagine themselves talking to Ellen?
You're just being paranoid.

>>18143025
Yeah, this would be quite a large place for a mere TV show singled in on one person. If you've driven 6 hours+ to anywhere, that alone should be more than enough evidence to put the theory to rest. It's more likely that you're under surveillance by a country that puts people under surveillance lol

>>18141521

Your not special.

Even if you were on some truman show, there is 0 viewers.

>>18143040
>Who doesn't sit down on the toilet and imagine themselves talking to Ellen?
non autists?

>>18141521
Prove the universe doesnt exist in the eye of a blue-eyed giant.

Prove that you ARE living in a simulation.

Its all impossible, stop circlejerking and go make yourself useful to another human being, youll stop feeling so shitty

Prove to me that any of you even exist outside of being manifestations of my own thoughts.

>>18141521
Have you been abroad? Major part of that show was Truman couldn't go abroad. If you've been abroad then it's likely you aren't on the show.

Was Truman interesting enough himself to warrant his own show?

>>18141673
Unless advertising! :o

>>18143633
People watch big brother dont they?

>>18142921
Because their sick and tired of watching OP do nothing and masturbate every day, so to advance the show, they must provide some sort of conflict that could actually hook him into taking action. I mean it sort of worked.

>>18143751
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>>18141586
/thread

>>18141521
You seem to have the mental disease known as "christian approach" in which you pick the biggest idiocy and out of the blue demand others to prove it against what is already established.

>>18141521
keep running to the horizon, if you don't hit a sky wall and find a door to off set, then you're not in the truman show.

>>18143730
not any more

>>18143730
Does that still even exist?

Like, what if you're in some kind of an eerie truman show in a world where people are highly intelligent but completely immoral and incapable of empathy?

You've lived your life thinking you're probably above average intelligence, but what if the truth is that you're actually the dumbest fucker on the planet? Like, your frontal lobe was surgically removed when you were a baby and you were left unable to comprehend half of what happens around you. Things you thought were smart were actually incredibly stupid, and things you thought were incredibly stupid actually had some deep logic to them that you never quite grasped.

Every day, they broadcast playbacks of all those silly arguments you had with your family and friends world-wide and the audience laughs and laughs and laughs at what a fucking retard you are.