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>be me
>8 years old
>we just moved to a new house
>house was old and creepy looking
>my fathers went to bed early
>I stayed next to the stove cause it was a cold night
>lights were off
>suddenly I hear a snarl behind me across the room
>we had no pets back then and there was no way a dog jumped the fence
>my blood feels ice cold
>I'm too scared to look behind
>stand up slowly and run to my bedroom
>after a while I grab my phone and go back to see if there is something there
>found nothing, look through front window just in case
>nothing.jpg
Now I never stay alone in the dark again

>>18125363
My cousin swears that when he was a teenager he was once sitting on his bed when he turned to see an old man that he did not recognize sitting next to him, who then got up and left. He couldn't find the man after that, and his parents claimed to know nothing about it.

>>18126834
U have 2 father's?? Dope... Have you ever seen em playing cave explorer?

>>18124723
not being able to die is my worst nightmare desu, why would anyone want that?

>>18124762

Why is it your worst nightmare?

You aren't forced to live forever.

It will be a choice.

>which spirit is the least hassle to deal with

None.... best way to get to do it is to do it yourself and if she declines just remember there are other girls out there

So you want to use Goetic magick to give the girl you're orbiting a barren womb without her knowledge?

>>18123673
She says she's never goingh to have children. And she doesnt want to. It'd be an appology for taking her agency out of the situation.

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Back of the church

Closest one here is just a boring sasquatch called the boggy creek monster in Fouke.

>>18121843
Neat. What are the origins of the story?

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>>18118326
Mission Mountains, Montana - just north of Missoula, MT.
>Went camping with family (just the men and boys)
>one of us shot a gun into the treeline
>something comes running down the forested hillside cracking large branches every few seconds towards us
>doesn't sound like a bear or other animal (which bulldozes through vegetation) but like a person on two legs deliberately snapping large limbs (or possibly small trees)
>stops just outside the light of our campfire and paces around in the treeline
>if it was a person, they weren't saying anything, if it was an animal they wouldn't leave
>we packed our things and left when it became apparent it was not going to leave
An intense experience, felt very not right.

I revisited the site this summer for /x/, camped out, recorded a re-telling of the encounter on spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bEPcyJXZbQ

A couple years after that experience
>driving highway 93 between Missoula and Arlee (in Evaro, MT)
>hear something that sounded like a giant man singing/hollering for a few seconds across the highway during a snow storm
>drive over and check the area out, found nothing

Revisited the site the following winter and did a retelling for /x/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHK-tvoXhOE

I also found a single random shoe out in the snow which was weird, someone here mentioned that shoes are often found after disappearances. Check it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdjsCJ4yQOQ

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And a few years ago
>Pull over on road at night to take a piss
>Get out and walk behind the vehicle
>Something roars at me in the dark from a few feet away so loudly it shakes my ribcage
>Sounded like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park
Have never been that afraid in my life. On pure terrified monkey reflexes I screamed, jumped back into the vehicle and sped off without thinking. When I finally calmed down I turned around, drove back and rolled the window down to look around. Nothing except trees and the hillside. Will never forget it. It's the closest to anything like a monster I've ever been.

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I told this story on another thread earlier, but it's applicable. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, with woods surrounding my house on all sides and only one neighbor. Pic related - it's in the general township, and it's a typical example of what houses are like in my area. Secluded and surrounded by thick forest.

This happened first to my grandma when she was a kid. She was up late talking with her sister one night, when both of them suddenly heard a noise at the window. They turned to look and saw a figure in front of them, with huge claws tapping at the glass. They flipped shit and screamed for their mom, but of course when she got there the thing was gone.

The next day, they were out front of their house playing while their mom talked to another adult. The front yard had a huge tree in front that they were chasing each other around, when they heard a loud rustling in the trees. They looked up and, sure enough, the fucking thing from the window was sitting there in broad daylight. My grandma said the thing was emaciated, grey, and humanoid, with really long claws. As soon as the thing saw that they had spotted it, it started climbing down the tree toward them. My grandma lost it and was begging for her mom to look, but this was the 60s, so my grandma just got yelled for interrupting "grown folks talk" (lol). Her and her sister begged their mom to look as the thing made it further and further down the tree, but she refused, and finally it landed on the ground. Suddenly it stopped, and without another movement, it turned and ran off into the woods behind their house.

This was especially freaky when, last year, my mom also spotted something in the woods (we still live in the same area), looking like it was going to attack her friend. She described it exactly the same way as my grandma had, which is scariest because my mom hadn't heard my grandma's story before - she only told it to me, and then asked me to never ask her about it again.

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>>18117616

>>18117616
>Simpson's "predictions"

Statistically, The Simpson's is no more prophetic than a Magic 8 Ball, and the only thing that makes their plots seem such is the sheer number of things they've depicted or been considered to after the fact. It's confirmation bias with a fuck huge margin of completely ignored error.

</pitybump>

>>18113013
Must've been a colony of ants

>>18113023
Bro, no offense bro, but seriously you need to heighten your vibration. Your densisty is thick and is waying you down in your own created reality.

>>18113036
I'm going to agree with this guy.

>>18110438
>Just creepy/scary stuff in hindsight
Fuck, with that broad and vague a thread starter you might as well just read all the posts on the board

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>FeelingSpooky.avi

Stay in doors, guys, it's out for paranormal memes.

>>18110438
Had this incredibly scary recurring nightmare as a kid, every week or two for years, where I effectively caused the apocalypse by summoning some entity that replaced the sky. The entity scared me a lot, but after that there was this rubber duck on a river in some industrial area and that scared me more than anything. My vision would just zoom on it and I couldn't blink or look away until I'd wake up sitting up and drenched in sweat. Looking back I think the duck symbolized the only remaining life and it reminded me of what I'd done.

Copypasta from last thread:

I'm a night worker and I just woke up from a semi-lucid dream which went lucid. And it went... Bad.

>walking down the street, semi-lucid dream
>a few cops cars slowing down as they pass me and then leaving, as if they're looking for someone
>go into a hunting store
>I'm thinking I've been putting back getting a weapon handling class and a firearm license for too long
>suddenly, run into father and younger brother in the store
>dad tells me he can just take me to the office where I can get registered for that
>tell him sure and we all get in the truck and he drives
>during the drive, the road curves, then suddenly in front of us it just stops at an intersection
>either dad turns left or right into the new road or he crashes into the woods
>he steps on the gas
>brother and I are telling him to stop
>he just steps on the gas harder
>we crash into the woods
>but we don't crash
>we just keep going through trees and branches super fast

Continued next post.

>>18103508

>realize something is fucky
>the forest suddenly recedes and we're in a hilly meadow, surrounded by mountains
>tell him to stop right now
>we all step out
>wonder if I'm in a dream
>remember that if I'm wondering that, it means I'm in a dream
>lucid dreaming engaged
>look around me
>gigantic snow peaked mountains, really steep, almost like giant stalagmites
>peaceful as fuck
>I started lucid dreaming in the stupidest fucking place possible, though the place is beautiful
>suddenly, notice brother is picking at something
>it's like a tiny dent in the scenery, just hanging in the air
>"Oh shit, I know what that is."
>tell him to stop
>he just keeps picking at it
>kind of pissed that a figment of my mind thinks it can just do whatever the fuck it wants and ignore me
>yell at him to let that shit go
>he gets startled and accidentally rips a flap open
>goddammit
>tell him to get away from that
>he goes
>decide to check the damage
>it's like a little torn piece of reality flapping in the air
>it's barely large enough to fit my arm in there
>"Oh well, I guess it's not too-"
>suddenly, two black tendrils emerge from the tear and immediately wrap themselves tight around my neck and torso
>know full well what the fuck that is
>wake up immediately

Been a few days now. My dreams have remained strange, but nothing this loathsome, thankfully.

>>18103512
Weird

>parents want youtube channel banned
I wonder if any of them realise they don't need to bother. anything with unlicensed use of disney characters is gonna get taken down within about two microseconds of disney's legal department getting wind of it. that's just how disney is.

the hey kids channel has been found to be some type of arg except it doesn't seem to have any kind of plot

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>>18099381
weird thing, they're not being taken down. just do a search for finger family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAfRY_rwlAw

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>>18098702

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>>18098702
my fav cryptid is the mysterious gribblesaurus... hasn't been spotted since 2006ish in arlen texas

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the spoopiest cryptid of all

>>18140950
https://youtu.be/LiwAaExLyC0

YOUTUBE GENERAL THREAD: >>18128597

>>18140950
The first one and the third one were proven to be hoaxes

>>18140727
Hermes.

>>18140727
If I told you to fuck off would you post a thread asking /x/ how you should go about it?

>>18140780
Everyone knows Hephaestus rules you cuck!

>>18140805
>Everyone knows Hephaestus rules you cuck!
>Everyone knows Hephaestus
Not everyone knows Hephaestus.
>Hephaestus rules you
Nobody rules me but me.
>cuck!
That's not very nice.

Don't post about halloween until october. We already have companies trying to shove holidays down our throats early so they can merchandise them.

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>>18140765
How dare you. Fuck you faggot. Let the skellys commence!!!

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>>18140828

>>18140607
Most books suggest doing some kind of protective ritual before astral projection. Ritual circles, auras of protective white light, that kind of thing.

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>>18140607
>astral projection
>not absolute bullshit

>>18140607
Learn kung fu and fight back. Martial arts is probably your best bet. If your mind and body are strong, spirits with no physical form will be quite weak in comparison.