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Before you all be like "not another how to summon succubus thread", at least let me say why i want to do this. I'm not some gross, obese as fuck neckbeard who never got laid in my life (last one is true actually), but, sadly, no one is even interested in me. I just want someone so i won't feel lonely anymore.
So i ask you /x/, can you tell me how do i summon a succubus?
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>>18141101
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>I.. I-I'm not the other neets...
Here's how to summon one. Go to bar, sit next to girl by herself or group of girls. Watch a little first, make sure they're single or at least on their own. Talk to her and play it from there.
Faggot
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>>18141101
> I'm not some gross, obese as fuck neckbeard who never got laid in my life (last one is true actually), but, sadly, no one is even interested in me.
You might as well be with that attitude.
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>>18141101
Here you go you fat cunt, go ahead and do it.
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>>18141101
>Before you all be like "not another how to summon succubus thread", at least let me say why i want to do this
>same reason everybody fucking else
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but OP, what is your objective?
"not being lonely" is too open ended.
For all you know, you're going to accidentally summon a bunch of homos or something.
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>>18141101
I'm fucking starving anon. Care to let me dine on your tribute? kik hungrysuccubus and hurry, I'm ravenous
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>>18142027
here, have me
anything in particular you need to hone in on my signal? maybe a chat in discord.gg or something like that? username is Xt
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>>18141101
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>>18141101
>Codex Succubi, which records the history, method of summoning, and the names (very necessary) used in summoning, along with an FAQ
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc/edit
It will work. I should know, I wrote it.
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Google it, its not hard. Just tell us how it goes and see if you can send some our way, OP
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I heard about a book called Liber Lilith, is there something that tells how to summon succubus?
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>>18141101
>"not another how do you summon a succubus thread"
>But how can I summon a succubus
Literally fuck off you worthless fagget
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And /x/ continues its slide into being just another /b/.
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>>18142635
>!V1rjn
>virgin
I mean, it's not that I don't believe in memes, but...
What if this meme was real?
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>>18142635
Talkong about that, It would be very nice to see a Codex 3.0!
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