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Hey, /x/
Why do people romanticize vampires when they're literal monsters that kill people and drain their blood? What's the point? You're probably going to be found and eliminated by some super secret Vatican badass or something, or you're going to end up an incubator for all sorts of viruses like AIDS and STDs.
I really fucking hate vampires and vampire roleplayers.
Also, fuck the new Underworld movie.
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>>18498361
People like to be seduced, I guess.
Or to be pursued, wanted.
To be desired by another.
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>>18498361
Just because you don't stay dead when you die doesn't mean you become a sociopathic serial killer.
If a kind sweet little old granny is turned into a vampire, she is going to remain a kind sweet little old granny. She just drinks blood instead of prune juice now.
Also, vampires are the walking dead. STDs are alive. They need living flesh to stay alive. So vampires are immune to STDs. Their immune to any and all viruses.
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>>18498361
>some people Joke about being vampires or even role play about being one
>anon posts a 5 page , single spaced essay on vampire fans
Trolling isn't going to make your boyfriend spend more time with you lol
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The spoopiest thing your mind can come up with. 2017-01-07 08:07:41 Post No.18498244
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The spoopiest thing your mind can come up with.
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Let's tell some scary stories, of ghosts and goblins and sounds in the night.
This is mine:
>Your mind has the ability to create associations.
>It is my hypothesis that this ability is unlimited in time and space.
>Meaning; that an association can be made from one thing, to all other things in existence.
>That being so, it is then the case that an association can be made between you and the totality of timespace.
>Including an association between you and God and the idea of Jesus.
>As a foundation, a key stone, in the framework of reality as existing from the beginning.
>And if God, a perfect, omnipotent being does exist, then all preceding lines are true.
>Jesus, God, You, all of it, it's True.
Dare you test the hypothesis, dare you put God to the test?
Dare you make that association.
(Think about it. I have panic attacks just thinking of leaving the house. Being confronted with a spiritual singularity and all the responsibility that entails is frightening.)
>8.01 am GMT, do a Google search for "frightening like lightning"
>Results returned; David Bowie - Knock on Wood
You see, it's freaky deaky. He knows what your doing, and he's riffing with you.
https://youtu.be/Pf8KTeobuiM
>I don't want to lose the good thing that I've got
>If I do, I will surely, I will lose a lot
>For your love is better than any other love I've known
>It's like thunder, lightning
>The way you love me is frightening
>I better knock on wood
>Baby
The other result is even more frightening, full on apocalypse stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRg6-yOjo4
>And the man at the back said
>Everyone attack and
>It turned into a ballroom blitz
>And the girl in the corner said
>Boy, I wanna warn ya,
>It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
>Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz.
The man in the back - Jesus.
The woman in the corner - you.
The ballroom blitz - the wild ride we're on
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that our actions are meaningless and we suffer for no reason
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>>18498277
And our Joy has no reason either.
The absence of association with the greater tmespace context.
The theory of relativity suggests this is not the case though. So I don't know if I can relate to your despair, even if trying.
Care to elaborate?
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>>18498244
So, did one guy spend all day coming up with a lot of goofy ways to pretend to try to get people into Christianity for the lolz, or did some church get together and say, "Hey, let's make a bunch of a Christianity rhetoric on /x/"?
I honestly can't tell if these are serious attempts or not. On the one hand, they're so long and thought out and on the edge of provocative, they seem like serious attempts. On the other, they're just so delightfully cheesy, they almost appear satirical.
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guys.
every night at around 12:00 or 12:30 the light on my neighbor's house does this
i've only ever seen one guy coming and going, and it hasn't done this until recently
is it morse code? it's too slow and deliberate to be flickering, and the light doesn't get dimmer, it just goes on and off
every night like clockwork for about 30-45 seconds
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morse for "stop looking at my fucking house you nigger"
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type out the ..-- morse shit
then put that shit into google
then see what it says
!!!!!!
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>>18498230
What the fuck is this black magic?
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its friday, ain't no flat earth posts, get down. 2017-01-07 07:47:00 Post No.18498180
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its friday, ain't no flat earth posts, get down.
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folks, its friday, browsing quality content on /x/, aint seeing no flat earth, antartica, silica trees thread. fuck this feels good. bless up.
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This thread is what /x/ is about. Noticing and talking about an unnatural occurrence.
And then ruining it by talking about it.
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>>18498183
check. can op wriggle free? i see one move, but it might be m8 after that. trick up sleeve?
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>>18498192
i got this, 8d chess incoming.
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I make street lights go out when I pass underneath them, sometimes up to 5 in one night. What does this mean?
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>>18498155
Satan.
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you live in a shithole
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Holy shit man! I thought it was just me, I've been doing that for like 10 years. Driving down the street and out of nowhere, one light just goes out. Bananas. Sometimes I think there is an electrician sitting in the bush flippin switches just to fuck with me because he is a piece of shit asshole.
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Two part question /x/:
1) was Jesus of Nazareth a magician?
2) if so, do you think he created a covert Satanic wing of his church dedicated to black magic that has survived to this day?
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Have you even touched the bible once in your life OP?
Jesus did all this with the power of God
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In the ancient world, things that are more common knowledge these days were not known. So certain natural events like temporary rivers and astrological events like eclipses were magic to the commoner
hence things happening in scripture that seemed like magic at the time but are just coincidences were supernatural
look at some of the events around saints and the rest and it can be attributed to that
the church is made of people so of course bad things happen, because people do bad things
just kidding
ayy lmaos
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>>18498150
1) Yes; he invented the "found a quarter behind your ear" trick, and the "magic thumb" trick
2) No, but he founded Amway
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Ancient Advanced Human Civilization? 2017-01-07 07:36:55 Post No.18498147
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Ancient Advanced Human Civilization?
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Is it even possible?
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>>18498147
duh yeah
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>>18498147
you'd think it would mean we'd have evidence. and while we do have SOME really weird artifacts out there that imply some inconsistencies in history as we know it, its hard to wash away a civilization thats too advanced.
any civilization thats too advanced would have probably covered the world. and they would ahve left a LOT of obvious relics behind.
when we can piece together animal history so well, why would we suddenly lose an entire advanced civilization?
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Any country that has very low black population, and a nation with a high average IQ is always advanced.
Also, earth in the far future, with their technologies can time travel and they would be considered advanced human beings.
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Look at your hand. Make a fist. Raise your pinkey. This is you, it is also your pride. Notice the pinky is weakest of all the fingers, but pride would make it think it is the strongest. Now raise your ring finger. This is your love, it also signifies your union with woman. However, it is also your lust. Now raise your middle finger. This is your anger. But listen, it is also the source of your power, because it is also your righteousness. Now your index finger. This is your knowledge, you use it to point. Adam and eve ate from the tree of knowledge so they could know what only god should know. Hence, put aside knowledge, and embrace wisdom instead. Now your thumb, a thumps up means good job. Notice how the thumb is different, it is not a finger at all. For this is god. Now lower your index finger, middle finger, and ring finger. You (the pinky) and the thumb (god) remains. You must put aside your love, anger, and knowledge to know him. Go now, and start your search. In the bible it says "you will know my people when you see them."
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<3
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>>18498082
is this just about: accept jesus or die?
if it is then the devil has done his number on you. if its not, tell us more.
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gnarly, brah
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How do I send my conscience back in time? Not necessarily time travel, but just being able to relive my life from an earlier moment with the memories I have now. How can I achieve something like this?
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>Not necessarily time travel, but just being able to relive my life from an earlier moment with the memories I have now.
put on your thinking cap and remember it
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ugh, remember those wet hot appalachian nights when we lived in the woods? UGH
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>>18498072
With a microwave that turns bananas into green goo
So I've seen a lot of these so-called ex Satanic priests on YouTube preach about the different methods in which they used magic as satanists (look up Zachary King and John Ramirez). While the possibility of them being phonies and bullshitters exists, it still brought me to the question, what IS Satanic magick? Are there any grimoires or teachings of straightforward devil worship for the sake of doing evil, speaking with the devil, etc. What actually constitutes as "satanic" in the occult world? Really interested in this stuff. Thanks in advance.
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Oh and btw this is theistic/spiritual stuff. Not Laveyan satanism or anything like that.
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>>18497939
I dunno how to answer your question directly, although I was once told by a Freemason that the stuff the Illuminati is into can be found in Crowley's work (Book of the Law + Grimoires) and the Lesser Key of Solomon.
This next one is gonna sound weird, but "The 36 Lessons of Vivec" will also tell you a fair bit about magic, both beneficial and "evil".
Protip OP: don't fuck around with magic you aren't ready to have backfire on you. Magick, voodoo, whatever- you'll be playing with metaphysical fire.
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>>18498025
I hope you achieve CHIM. Turn the wheel on its side and see the dream.
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/div/ - Divination General 2017-01-07 06:25:12 Post No.18497935
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/div/ - Divination General
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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
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Thoth, made his own tarot and rune guide:
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Good evening, /div/! Do you remember me? It's been a while since I've read publicly, but I got nostalgic, so tonight I'll do three!
If you're new and don't know what I need from you, it's quite simply relevant genders and a specific query.
I'll start in about 20
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>>18497968
Oh wow, welcome back!
I'm a male, wondering if you see a woman i should be trying to get closer to and what I need to know about her or her situation? They always have a situation...
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>>18497968
Well Ill put my quiry out now then, in hopes you see it in 20!
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What can I do to give my life meaning?
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ideas on what it is?
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The secret to the universe
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>>18497941
damn...
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dont let me down /x/
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What are the creepiest unexplained disappearances?
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Whenever I post in a thread, it's always the last comment. Every thread I post in dies. Here watch
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the creepiest unexplained disappearance was when my dick disappeared inside your mums ass. i was spook
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Disappearance of Terrance Williams and Felipe Santos
Both were in Naples Florida during their disappearance. They share many things in common other than where they lived.
>Both suddenly disappeared while driving
>Both were minorities ( one an illegal alien )
>Both didn't have license
>Both were stopped by the same office ( County Sheriff's deputy Corporal Steve Calkins )
>Both were dropped off at a circle K allegedly by the officer
Seems there is some demonic presence at this circle K
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Theoretically speaking, what happens if you summon a Demon and cum on them
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>>18497850
u gun git raepd
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If its a girl demon then she might get pergernant. Always use a condom when fornicating with otherworldly beings.
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>>18497850
Theoretically speaking, can you like, fuck off?
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What does my dream mean? 2017-01-07 05:44:09 Post No.18497801
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>have dream last night
>i get home from work
>family sitting around in living room
>i ask what is going on
>there is a hairball on the floor
>everyone is trying to figure out why it is there
>they call grandpa who is a geologist over
>grandpa comes and inspects it with a magnifying glass
>it turns out its a piece of dog poop
>"but we dont have a dog" I think to myself
>eventually the turd starts growing eyes, nose, mouth, legs, arms and a mustache
>the turd gets up and we all stand back to give it room
>turd walks into kitchen and makes a turky sandwich and puts it in a lunch pack
>pours some coffee into a mug
>goes into living room and says in happy voice "alright, family. Time for me to leave for work."
>turd walks out front door
>I wake up
What does this mean? Maybe it means my family considers me to be a worthless turd?
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Your father is a worthless turd, not you.
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>>18497801
You fool, you've set it free.
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>>18497801
it means you need to make a poop golem and keep it in your fridge.