Hey, /x/ Why do people romanticize vampires when they're

>>18498361
People like to be seduced, I guess.
Or to be pursued, wanted.
To be desired by another.

>>18498361
Just because you don't stay dead when you die doesn't mean you become a sociopathic serial killer.

If a kind sweet little old granny is turned into a vampire, she is going to remain a kind sweet little old granny. She just drinks blood instead of prune juice now.

Also, vampires are the walking dead. STDs are alive. They need living flesh to stay alive. So vampires are immune to STDs. Their immune to any and all viruses.

>>18498361
>some people Joke about being vampires or even role play about being one
>anon posts a 5 page , single spaced essay on vampire fans
Trolling isn't going to make your boyfriend spend more time with you lol

Because it makes you a complete fucking badass. Becoming suddenly much physically stronger than mortals and able to influence their minds would make you a sort of cool secret character above the law who could easily rise beyond your shitty 9 to 5 job. This is appealing for obvious reasons. Plus people like the idea of being part of a spooky underground power clique.

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>>18498451
Blade is the One.
The Daywalker who raids the Vampire Clubs.

A power fantasy, shared by those who have been exposed, immersed, baptised, in the evil, and yet all the same take pleasure in it's destruction.

Osiophagus, the King of Snakes,
The Snake that eats other snakes.

>Pure fantasy of course.
>Reality is I'm a limped dick loser.

In the movie Twilight they are a family of good vampires that only feed off deer.

They are long lived immortals each with unique special super powers.

>>18498534
No deer are more sacred than you think I would be happier if those vampires ate criminals in death row

>>18498361
>>18474354
You could've expressed your opinion (in the form of a rhetorical question or otherwise) in the existing vampire thread.

Is the new Underworld movie why we're having so many vampire threads lately? A badly disguised viral marketing campaign?

Kate Beckinsale is so hot

>>18498361
>fuck the new Underworld movie

/x/ is not the place to complain about vampire fiction, try /tv/

They are not so sweet in this...
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33290594-i-am-vampire?from_search=true

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what humans do to animals every day is far, faaaar worse than what vampires do to human in fiction

seducing & catching a human here and there and draining them for their blood is more kind than keeping animals enslaved/tortured/raped for their whole life and then eat their flesh

so even if vampires existed i dont see how they would be monsters? do you think youre a monster because you live off the slavery and murder of animals? doubtful

humans are superior to animals so they can torture and eat them
vampires are superior to humans so they can drain them

>tfw you realize vampires only drink blood because they cannot get vitamin D from sunlight.

Praise and adoration into kek

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>>18501775
oh my fuckin god, kek is lord. that is glorious

FUCKING IMMORTALITY DUMBASS