Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 1630. page

>>18495146
I would fuck the goat woman in that pic, but she is probably a little bit nuts or edgy.

>>18495207
I'll take edgy and crazy for a good fuck.

Edge can be good a lot of the time anon

>>18495207
a little crazy makes the sex better
well worth it

Nice straws.

>>18495117
So Aliens are kangz from the future?

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>>18495223
not anymore

>>18495027
Mix science into it.

Like scientology.

>>18495033
Yes I am certainly planning to use the scientific method and to deeply research the existing literature in planning out my overall brainwashing framework. I may even get the opportunity to exploit some of my followers in controlled experiments. I don't know how much I really want to encourage my flock to embrace science, given that my plan requires I be worshiped as a prophet and a god. But I will definitely use some scientific-sounding multisyllabic words in my speeches and writings.

>>18495027
Srs research more. As many religious/philosophical/scientific sources as possible, it helps to better create a narrative that anyone can have stored evidence that they considered 'verified' in their head that corroborates what you 'teach'. And in that regard, know your audience. Do you ever leave the house, Op? How do you seek to obtain a flock, or did you come here looking for a spell on that? I'd suggest joining a new-age church and becoming more involved in your community. Volunteer at your local homeless shelter. The hardest part is easily networking, people aren't exactly seeking religion nowadays, Op.

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Will bump with some chronological stories. I am afraid it is as I mentioned before very bland, predictable, and without climax.

So first when I was very young, my mother, a friend of hers, my older brother, and myself went to visit a very large park about two hours from my home town ("Margam Park", South Wales). I had always felt a certain difference in the atmosphere in those grounds than outside them, but that day was particularly odd. First was that as I walked through the orangery, I saw the remains of a tree that had been struck by lightening. It still stood upright, and was totally bare, with white trunk, and no bark. I instantly released, even in my youth, that the tree was very spiritually charged. As I mentioned before though I am not knowledgeable in these things - I have no idea what the significance of the tree was, or why it was so peculiar, but I have no doubt in my mind that it was at ends with normality. The area has very strong ties to Celtic Paganism so it might have been something like that. The same tree makes appearances in my dreams very occasionally even now. That day I ran back to my mother and dragged her to the tree. I told her confidently that I would never forget it. My mother had no idea how to react really and we just continued our walk.

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>>18495115

Following the area with the tree, we came out at the manor, circled around it and made our way to the large field out front. Here you can always see deer. Whilst we lay on the grass eating our packed lunches, we watched as a perfectly spherical rainbow formed around the sun directly above us. As this passed over the course of around 15 minutes, we were shown another phenomenon that I haven't been able to explain (but am confident was not paranormal in nature). This visual phenomenon was that of a solid ball that appeared to be the size of a foot ball raise up vertically from the ground reach a height, change it's trajectory to horizontal to the ground, move about 90'c across my vision (being joined by another that faded in and out across this horizontal movement) before falling vertically toward the earth. As I say, I sensed no particular paranormal in the vision itself, and have come to suspect that it was a rare optical phenomenon shown to me by the spirits, rather than something para-natural in nature.

After this we went on an hour or so hike along a path into the forest to see an old castle. Here there was a sign that warned people not to climb on the steps as they were dangerous. One of the plaques detailed a story of a boy who died in the castle after falling from steps and hitting his head. The plaque finished with the line "And never again did laughter ring through the halls of this castle". After this we went home, and though I don't remember anything else of the day, I managed to knock myself out by jumping off the top of my stairs. No one was in the hall way when I did it, and so no one knows the circumstances of the accident. A decent sized scar and a few hours of memory loss aside though and I was and am fine.

>>18495115
>I instantly released

The real world colors always change after I do that...

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I salute the sun every morning.

>I do yoga

>>18494915
Sunlight is important for health and wellbeing, but literally looking into the sun is retarded. Do not stare at the sun.

yuck yuck durr durr
OP made the stupid thread
Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrr

>>18494913
Just like any tulpa.

dude, its 230 in the morning. lets assume you actually want to create an all fucked up jackie chan tulpa, why now? Why do you fucking need that right now. go to sleep. im only replying to this because i am literally the only creature in the known universe who can create a jackie chan tulpa for you, and im not fuckin gonna.

>>18494710
People are saying its basically an experimental war blimp from the US. Those look like some nasty clouds, wonder what the fuck they're spraying

>Chile Navy

>Chili Navy Beans

Holy shit guys, Mozart is alive!

>>18494710
>chilean intellegence releases the greatest discovery of human history to clickbait american """"""news"""""" website

>>18494640
>get out of truck
>smell of literal shit hits me like a breeze block
>my buddy has a shit sense of humor
>go inside, the stench is rank
>filled with 3-5 foot high mountains of garbage, with little footpaths around the mountains
>walls smeared with dried shit drawings
>some of the trash piles have dried shit in with the garbage
>some dried turd piles just on the floor
>we should definitely have had hazmat gear, but i dont bring it up because they dont cotton to pussytalk like that round these parts
>we get our snow shovels and start the highly sophisticated dumpstering process
>its not a real big house, two floors each with about 1000 ft2
>finish shoveling out the bulk of the first floor, normally wed take a break at this point but were in the middle of a German Paradise and we both want to get done as fast as possible
>climb up to second floor
>surprisingly clean, when compared to the first floor, only general rubbish around on the floor instead of mountains, that and, of course, more shit
>three rooms
>bathroom, cover in poop
>bedroom, empty except for a single, queen sized mattress laid directly on the floor, slightly less poop in this room
>third room, likely meant to be another bedroom
>in the third room we found something puzzling, a full sized deep freeze
>the kitchen hadnt even had a fridge, so this discovery had us both a bit wtf
>power been off in this place for a few days, but the deep freeze was insulated well enough that with the winter weather it kept the contents frozen
>the contents...

>>18494661

and i took pictures but my buddy made me delete them on account of the fact that no one would ever see these pictures and not demand the full story, and everyone in the county would hear about it, and then his gdad wouldn't be able to pay people to live there

>whatever turbo-Hans who had previously lived here had used this deep freeze to create a type of frozen-shit sculpture
>it had to have been an additive process, with him shitting, then collecting the shit which he then must have molded onto the body
>it was vaguely human in shape, like a four foot tall, slightly more well crafted version of the play-doh stick men we all used to make as kids
>shitboy had been crafted in a crude lounging position, his head leaned against one end of the interior
>a few things were odd about shitboy, for one, he had been dressed in a boys button up plaid shirt
>secondly, hed been given eyes
>like, actual eyeballs
>fortunately, my buddy let me know that they were deer eyes, too big to be a human's
>he kept reminding me that they were too big to be a humans
>like he must have said it a dozen times in a five minute period
>but there were two more disturbing qualities to shitboy
>the first is how we knew he was shitboy and not shitgirl: the 6 inch frozen poopcock jutting up from shitboys crude waste
>and, finally, how we know that shitboys creator was a he-Hans and not a she-Hans
>shitboys gaping frozen asshole
>my buddy and i wtf'd for a good ten minutes before we finally collected ourselves, we shut the freezer lid and hauled the whole freezer, shitboy inside, downstairs and out to the dumpster
>as we tipped the freezer into the dumpter the lid opened up and shitboy got flung out into the dumpster
3/4

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>>18494672
>my buddy started cursing up a fucking nonstop storm, grabbed a real shovel from the back of the truck, climbed up on the edge of the dumpster, and beat the everliving fuck out of shitboy
>he smashed shitboy all to unrecognizable bits, even smooshing the frozen deer eyes
>but he kept going, cussing so loud and long that i was actually kinda worried my ride/employer/friend had gone insane from the days shitastrophy
>but the cursing stopped as the shovels edge caught part of shitboys plaid shirt
>the shirt got flung up into the air with my buddys back swing, and as it flew, we both paused and watched it
>out from one of the pockets came a folded piece of paper
>i moved, without realizing what i was doing, and caught the fluttering paper before it could land
>i unfolded it, and saw a note written neatly in red ink
>before i could even start to read it, my buddy jumped at me and grabbed it from me
>"NO."
>he pulled out his lighter and burned shitboys secret letter
>i protested, wanting to unlock the mysteries behind shitboy, but my friend had shut down, and just kept saying "NO." as the paper quickly burnt up

so after that we dumpstered the rest of the trash and went and emptied the dumpster down a ditch, which is what you do with trash in the country. my buddy has recovered some, but definitely is not in a good mood

I just woke up before writing this, i had a dream about shitboy crying and decided i had to tell somebody, even if i couldnt tell anybody i know irl or else maybe lose my sidejob, which pays pretty well

>>18494637
>le gibus and goggles meme xD
spotted the f2p underage soldier main

>>18494729
I used to have every gibus but one day they all vanished. Is this paranormal?

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>>18494637
>within a span of a few hours to a few days, the internet/tv has news relating to that subject.

Congratulations, you fall perfectly under confirmation bias. I bet you see repeating numbers and think they're super spiritual and important too.

And on that note check 'em!

>>18494576
Imma say that it wasn't "thousands" and more like tens or hundreds, if that.

They could have had some form of drum/bugle corp that joined the assault.

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>>18494576
Interesting, never heard of this.

Best part of video: Some jackass is babbling the whole time the guy gives his presentation about the Death Whistle, but once the Whistle starts he shuts the fuck up.

Worst part of video: Whoever made it decided he need to make a sample of how it would have sounded in war, so he multiplied it times a hundred and coupled it with a horse stampede and declares this is what an Aztec cavalry charge would sound like --- Umm, Aztecs didn't have horses. Horses came to the New World with the Europeans.

>>18494851
Were Emus close enough?!

>>18494528
whats going on

where did you hear this shit?

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>>18494544

>>18494740
YOU WANTED US YOU GOT US

Hermes = carrier pigeon
Thoth = email

>>18494447
suck a goat's dick and infuse it's ejaculate with mercury and then mix with with boiling snake blood. drink the mixture (proportions don't matter) and then take a shitton of DMT.

>>18494885
No one doubts you've done that a few times.

The bacteria in your body control what you think and do. They are the real masters of life.

>>18494402
Bacteria can now carry code, (google). Maybe they. are the key to ai and sentience

>>18494414
Alien bacteria carries our souls.

>>18494356
I can't dismiss it. The Goddess that has helped me , is one they praise

>>18494366
I personally think that while the Horned God and the (Triple/Moon) Goddess are real, they are not the only gods/source of divinity

>>18494356
Beginner shit.