So me and a buddy stumbled onto this website.
lab.serotoninphobia.info
played some "games" we got into it and found out how weird it really was. Followed a bunch of IPs and whatever the fuck HTMLS and tumblr links and shit and found a wbesite for a place called Yondermore consulting.
I can barely find any information on this shit but the little I could find it's described as an "Abusive non-game".
Well we signed up for some shit, joined their weebsite took a short survey, got some emails back from them it was all yucks and stuff. I don't think we reached the final end because a few of the emails discussed following "the right steps"
But before any of that, my buddy messaged me on facebook and asked me if I meant to post the Yondermore logo on purpose.
I didn't.
I don't knwo what the fuck happened but I CCleaned my computer, changed my passwords and basically just cleaned house.
Now I don't want to look into it anymore I was hoping you guys would know something?
>>18494325
It's a Worldcorp Enterprises subsidiary, you are fucked
>>18494353
Now I need to know more.
>>18494353
what
Does anyone have sauce on this thing? Been bugging me for years.
>>18494295
French film, can't remember the name of it right now. Not a real deformed though.
>>18494295
it's from the kingdom a danish tv show directed by lars von trier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJSULjfycXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJSULjfycXo&ab_channel=GarrusVakarian
From the TV series Riget, Danish show.
Maybe many of you have seen theses symbols before, so I'd like to know, what are they for?
Those are sacred Enochian keys for summoning the Akashic records
>>18494291
certainly keys
>>18494291
So strange to see those on 4chan! I have those drawn on a piece of cloth and put under my pillow in my apartment. I'm out of town but I can have a picture in 2 days
Those are Icelandic runes, a 16th century practice combining Nordic religion and Christian spirituality. The runes in particular are called svefnthorn - sleep thorn - for restful sleep.
>>18494362
>>18494460
try not to comment on things you don't know about
Hey /x/ weird things have been happening recently to me..
Since English is not my mother tongue i probably will have some errors in my redaction:
I am what humans know as human hybrid, i was send to earth with a huge mission and i don't know how many times I've failed.
Technology and other science is the way of understanding what surround us, some people still forgetting that religious point of view are ways of communicate old science, the one lost in the past..
My mission was simple, warn humanity about the income dangers and catastrophes.
It was easy for them to send me and make me say that to people via telepathy.
So once i got all the info they send me as a newborn, and grow with a human family as another human being. Once in earth i had to learn what a human feel or live, find the weak points and where the system fail. Eventually some groups find about it and are trying to stop me, but they know is impossible. Still doesn't try to stop them for stop me..
I had to dig in human history and point of views in religions and science (it's like a manual for soldiers like me). Once i completed my "tutorial" i move to stage 1 in my mission (21 years of training and still going on)..
Once i climb to stage 1, the real mission begins. Warn humanity about the incoming changes, but the people trying to stop me from doing it find a weak spot in my psyched (they reboots my memory making me start over and over, and playing dirty tricks on me.)
So like i say they had been stopping me from doing my duty.. Making me lost a lot of time, so i started to use their techniques to make people realize what is been going on for a while. Making them confused, so they are afraid of me since then.
My mission was clear, delivery the message, get people ready for the big event and evacuate as many people as we can. But making clear not all of them will be evacuate, making me a tyranny for following orders. People are currently under observation to see if they're worth of saving or(cont?)
Whats the message?
I am also a messenger, not of the future but of ages past - of civilizations long and dead
>>18494432
>Cont.
To see if the current humans are worth of save or everyone has to suffer in the next step.
I try to do it once, but i ended with the police and other forces surrounding the place that i used to live, they call me a terrorist and make me feel like a criminal. Making me use time travel to prevent the aggression that they did (shoot me, bomb me, etc). so i had to go back in time to the same universe in a parallel universe, once back in time i skipped some events but the people still knowing about my existence (in the end that's my whole propose)
The so called Mandela effect and the Born of Kek are some of my proofs to assimilate the situation.
So once more time i had to do the same but this time in a suddenly way, so people won't attack me again. I forget about the events next to follow, but i still having some flashbacks (that's what time travel does to you brain)
When they send me here, they warn me about the mistakes and probabilities of failing my mission. The plan was to get as many people aware of the situation, so when the times comes they will be ready. Some of them will got evacuate to mars (they have bunkers there left by the old ones)
Some others will be send to bunkers in the earth, and those who didn't listen will suffer the consequences (the disaster next to come) those bunkers where left by what people know as "aliens or angels" They are full of technology and others tools for human survival under the circumstances.
There will be a meteorite hiting earth, followed by a flood and earthquakes, this will cause changes in our world, some continents will flood and some new ones will go up in the surface.
But just before the asteroid hit the earth something else will happen, a war for resources (everyone want to be save) but ignoring this, there is another war already between alien civilizations. This is causing some changes in the politics and our earth (holes opening from nowhere)
>(Cont.)
>>18494432
The message is a warning of a massive cataclysm, followed by changes on the surface of earth. A current war between alien civilizations, and the weak points in society and warning the people not everyone will be save
>>18494131
Judgemental. That describes a sociopath not a narcissist. Don't fear people that try to project how amazing they are. Fear the people that act all humble and insecure, because half the time it's a sociopath worrying.
>mfw autists need mythological creature to explain personality traits
>>18494179
pretty shit description of a narcissist and a sociopath
was jesus a real figure. propably just a carpenter like his father
>>18493976
carpenter/magician
He was probably clever enough to fool everyone with his tricks and say he is gods child. And of course people back then took psychedelic drugs and further believed the hallucinations to be true
>>18493976
>propably
Start life as carpenter, die nailed to some planks.
>>18493976
I'd say that is pretty likely, guy named Josh, was a carpenter, gets tired of being a carpenter, starts wandering around getting drunk, has some pretty good ideas for the time, picks up a following, keeps wandering around with a following, government gets tired of him, tries him, he fakes his death, and then peaces out. Not nearly as unfeasible without the whole God/religion bits.
Where are the aliens?
In a galaxy far, far away...
>>18493907
Shhh.... they're right behind you.
>>18493907
Look at the mirror and you'll find the answer.
I want to do magic and alchemy undisturbed. What would be the safest place to hide such items? I can't do it at home because i don't have the proper conditions because i live in a flat without proper venting conditions, and with very curious neighborhood. What do you suggest, /x/? I was thinking about an abandoned house, a small improvised shack or a cave in the mountain.
>>18493800
You can literally go to quests lab and just schedule yourself to rent out an actual room to do all your little idiotic pseudo science.
>>18493800
Find a cave, build a structure inside.
>>18493800
not to mention, who knows what Mom would say
Here's my story. I don't know what it means and I've matured a lot since then but hey, weird stuff happens all the time. Hope you guys enjoy it.
>have first psychotic breakdown
>start drinking my piss because I believe that it will protect me from demons, JD Salinger did it
>Jesus turned water into wine, his piss was holy
>think there's a me from the future out there who time traveled to warn us about the apocalypse
>he played at a secret superbowl halftime show
>start playing guitar erratically, screaming YOU GOTTA FIGHT TILL YOU KNOW WHATS RIGHT
>string breaks
>string theory, the world is breaking
>smash my guitar against the wall of my college apartment, smash through the window
>breaking through the matrix
>check The Illuminati's twitter page
>picture of a woman holding up a sign that says "you gotta fight till you know what's right"
>keep on smashing shit and screaming, throwing all of my stuff out the window
>check facebook for clues
>try to log into facebook but instead there's a strange ACCESS DENIED page
>matrix-esque code flashes, mfw the good guys are hacking the bad guys for me
>get into facebook
>share article I see about professors having the right to bring guns
>Illuminati twitter says "people will only realize what you're doing when you stop"
>for some autistic reason I think this is a clue to keep on going till everythings wrecked
>go back to wrecking shit
>crowd has gathered
>eventually campus security comes, then cops
>screaming about JFK and Inherent Vice, saying Jesus was a glitch in the system and we all could be glitches if we tried
>only my mattress is left in my room
>say I just want a good night's sleep
>convinced demons are manipulating me through my dreams
>cop says I have to jail or the hospital
>I choose jail because I don't want to be on a bunch of drugs
>r u fuckin kidding me
>they bring me to jail, I'm covered in walldust
>go to the shower
>an innmate holds the bible up to the window and shouts while laughing "HEY DON'T WORRY BUD YOUR PEOPLE ARE GONNA BREAK YOU OUT"
>in cell
>fast forward through 10,000 imagined theories as to why I got there and what the jail is
>when the cops pulled me out of my apartment there was this dude there with a beard
>he's in there in jail
>he gets mad at this black dude saying they're bloodline is fucking everything up, wtf
>meet another dude there who I think is me from another dimension, or Jesus
>make cross sign on the window and point to him
>he nods
>make cross with an x sign on the window and point to me
>he nods furiously
>makes a noose handgesture
>welp, I'm the antichrist
>drink my own piss to turn into the dragon
>try to drown myself in the toilet
>cop pulls me out
>time feels nonexistent, think I'm dead
>handcuffed to a bench
>shouting incoherent shit about being the antichrist and destroying this dimension
>notice innmates are able to get in and out of their cells
>the fuck is going on
>I'm shouting this girls number who I think is Mary Magdalene
>Sherriff comes over and writes down her name and number
>he starts babbling like a baby, can not form a a coherent sentence
>the fuck is going on
>girl from a cell is making heart signs at me through the window
>get a boner handcuffed to the bench
>her boyfriend is in another cell banging his fists against the wall
>I think we're all dead
>start avoiding looking at the girl because I think she's trying to distract me from Mary Magdalene, my one link to reality
>gonna break out of this fucking jail
>try to break out of handcuffs
>they put me in a restraining chair
>an eternity goes by, waiting for the next dimension to kick in
>they set me in front of a wall with "HI :)" etched in it
>>18493754
>start screaming tons and tons of shit, theory after theory
>say I'm gonna break out and eat their computer
>seems like the police are going fucking crazy too
>start yelling 'i need to take a shit, i need some beer, i need some weed, i need some TV, etc. all the way to BRING ME THE ATOMIC BOMB
>think i'm dr manhattan and can't die without the atomic bomb
>start ripping through my hair to become dr manhattan, screaming for the atomic bomb
>cop comes over and leans my chair back, covers my mouth and nose
>oh shit i'm gonna die
>think I'm the joker and she's batman
>batmandoesntkillbatmandoesntkillbatmandoesntkill
>she sighs and gives up idk why
>start breaking out of the chair, find a strap and pretend its a parachute
>i'm out
>they put me in another with more straps
>believe I can break out of it
>i'm out
>put me in a third chair
>i'm wearing like four spit masks because I keep chewing through them
>meditate insanely hard, chanting this mantra in my head about becoming the violet flame
>think "see through the eyes" and "go clear"
>tears start pouring from my eyes even though they're closed
>I can see through my eyelids and spitmasks and the cops look like demons
>start sweating profusely
>cops are freaking the fuck out
>they come over to me and say "ugh, it smells awful" like it was the worse thing they've smelled in the world
>they take me out of the chair and run me to the bathroom
>pull down my pants and order me to piss
>I scream I DONT KNOW HOW, can barely feel my body at all
>cop takes off his jacket and puts it on me
>>18493760
>"hey! you're wearing my jacket now, how do you feel about that?"
>the fuck
>my reality is fading in and out in flashes, feel like i'm about to shapeshift
>they say all right, we're gonna put him through the wall
>the fuck
>start freaking out because I think I'm going through the wall into another dimension
>they start banging me against a wall
>for some reason that knocked some sense into me and they take me to the car
>can't move my body at all for like 20 min
>driving to the mental hospital
>sunrise, feels like I'm looking at the sun for the first time
>think the world ended while I was in jail and the illuminati regenerated it
>get to the hospital, think i'm in some kind of fairytale
>they give me an ativan shot in my ass
>knocked out
>somehow wake up for a few seconds despite being heavily medicated
>roommate is crying to the staff at the doorway, he's pointing at me saying "i can't take it he loved her so much" starts saying some shit that i said in the jail
>the fuck.....fall back asleep
>wake up, feel kind of normal, refreshed after my breakdown
>roommate introduces himself, David, we talk some about theories but he seems reserved to tell me stuff
>says "i'm glad we got to be roommates man," and gives me advice like "it feels good to wear other people's clothes, i'm wearing Lucy's jacket right now. also it's good to have a girlfriend."
>go through regular hospital routine, think it's all fantasyland mind control
>start getting clues from news and tv we watch
>cops in my city went on strike
>murder happens in San Francisco
>think I'm from the future and me and this rapping black kid have the secret codes to stop the murder from happening
>use part of Mary Magdalene's number and part of the rappers number to form a new one
>call it
Bought this tonight at B&N.
How far into it do you all think I'll get before seeing 4chan mentioned?
<cringe>
>>18493685
no idea, will you post the contents?
>>18493685
Post up the index famalam
Djins ruled the earth before mankind ever existed
Truth
>>18493677
Then those beta versions got booted out of the leadership slot by the Production Version and they're still sore about it.
So?
What's a djin?
post some creepy shit, not necessarily having any ghostly implications but simply creepy for existing or its purpose
for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQUD3IMbb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFEJlAU0B3c
Props to you if you remember what video this came from
fucking nigger u scared me
>>18493608
Eat my shorts
I remember seeing an image with instructions as to how to dial out for extraction from the matrix. The specific image I remember had a cartoon trap with striped socks pointing it's toes outward.
It had the number to call and it instructed you to say your latitude and longitude repeatedly?
Please help, I need to leave.
>>18493552
The Matrix is a fictional film anon, and a shitty one at that. Get a grip.
>>18493595
Right...A movie...
>>18493552
I'm not sure were you heard that but it's a load of fucking crap.
Someone has to dial you out from the other side. The only exception is if you you have in depth knowledge of the matrix's coding and bypass the layers. No offense but if you are asking on 4chan of all places you obviously don't have any idea what you are doing.
Just keep enjoying the ride. There's a reason so many of us are dialed into the matrix. You are better off not seeing what the world really is.
What if every one dreamed nightly of a different space in time, and the collective dreams of all humans are
what accounts for a different reality which we only we see snippets of nightly.
What if we could get every human to write down there dreams and see if we can find any connections between them?
A program to chronologically organize them together, a neural network smart enough might be able to find an
alternate history, even if its just fantasy or nonsense.. it could be another google deep dream.
>>18493528
Actually interesting unlike tulpa n succubus shit. Why no one here
>>18493528
There is a "David Bowie Dream" thread floating around
>>18491844
Got pretty startled when I posted mine that happened in the summer, only to see the anon above me post almost the exact same dream. Even the parts that were hazy to me, in his account matched. It was pretty uncanny.
>So heavy bump for interest.
>>18493528
You are fairly close to a truth here OP
Dreams happen in the spirit world, all human thought exists in the spirit world for humans are bi-planar beings and exist in-spirit as well as in-body.
however no one can catalog infinity.
I've been researching my digestive issues and, after many failed "treatments" by western medical practitioners, I'm looking into alternative solutions.
Are there any experienced practitioners of brown magic willing to share their wisdom? Rituals, remedies, etc.
>>18493482
>go against the advice of doctors
>comes to /x/
lol, wtf
>>18493482
9 out of 10 modern witch doctors agree
>brown magic
I've just released some brown magic