https://discord.gg/DBQwdzx
help us unravel hyena's sex life
>>18504806
nothing paranormal is ever discussed on this discord.
its all just circlejerking about nothing important or interesting.
>they might talk about something paranormal for a half hour if they get newbies.
>>18504832
oh fuck off
ITT: Shit that traumatized you as a kid.
Clowns. Just in general...
That scene in number two where the little girl is asleep and hanging her foot off the bed when the eggs hatch. Holy shit! Ruined for life.
This is proof that there are aliens living among us me and my mate saw this just look its amazing and quite frankly supprising
>>18504644
Fuck off
>>18504644
there is no such thing as aliens.
it is true
i buy a book that xplain how summon satan i have install everything and start the ritual but now i am afraid ending it but the book say its too late i dont want anymore do it satan will come on the earth because of me i know it what should i do plz
satan is coming
PRAY TO GOD AND HEAR HIM LAUGH AT YOU YE HERETIC
Why would anyone think that's a good idea?
Where can i find some reliable sources for enochian magick?
Try talking to John Dee.
An anon in another thread posted this one. Could try it out and let us know?
https://www.scribd.com/document/19214021/Schueler-An-Advanced-Guide-to-Enochian-Magick
>>18504580
John Dee is dead.
ITT: We discuss lucid dreaming, and help each other reclaim their sleep!
I've been into lucid dreaming for about 15 years. When I first heard about people controlling their dreams, I was intent on mastering it.
I'm pretty adept at recognizing dream state, but two out of three times, as soon as I wake up as soon as it I do. Any tips on staying asleep would be awesome.
Anyone else working on lucidity? What sorts of things do you like to do in your dreams?
>>18504538
15 years and yet nothing to show for it
Perhaps because you recognize that they are just dreams, and therefore not real?
Assume everything is real, even the most fantastic dreams must be based in reality
Only by accepting your dreams as truth can you discover your true self.
As Jesus said, if he speaks of bodily things and you cannot even believe, then how can you possibly accept the transcendant wonder of the ethereal?
>>18504543
This is a dream and you're not real. Prove me wrong.
hey /x/
I have a pretty straight up question.
How do I cease to be the piece of shit I've let ((them)) make me?
them being everyone, from the government spooks that push psyops, to my close friends with their bad habits that I involuntarily picked up.
I want to be my true self, if that even exists..?
>>18504525
change your thoughts change your life
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gner2vWyPJU&list=RDMMgner2vWyPJU
Imagine a band playing music for you. Can you visualize all the instruments? Maybe you can envision some but not others. Now, isn't that strange?!
>>18504525
It's a pretty fucking question really. Grow up and be the person you want to be, whether it's through family life or just being a stand up man for everyone. You are so small in comparison to the whole world that the only way to change it is to be influential to your environment. ((They)) don't matter if you try your hardest instead of whining about them. Peace anonbro.
first step is taking responsibility for everything in your life. nobody made you become anything, you didn't involuntarily pick up any bad habit. everything you did, became, and every aspect of your life was done by your consent.
most people cant accept this, they want to play a victim and blame anyone and everyone for their life.
Please help me /x/.
I started to remember/realize that I did something horrible when I was in a psychotic state in the hospital. I think I used my psychic powers to hurt people, and now that I remember/realize it I've been getting attacked by bad spirits and hearing threatening whispering. What can I do to help others (and spread healing energy) and save my soul?
>>18504444
Never go to a hospital ever again
>>18504444
help me by giving me a Billion dollars, donate to my PayPal
>>18504444
Shadilay brother. You've come to the right place.
>mfw I am God and I am dying
>mfw you are God and you are laughing
You are not dying.
In order to die you have to be living.
You are already dead since the day you have lost your spontaneity.
Humanities forced decision to sell itself and all its children to greed, fame, image and power.
The idea that you have to be a good person is a delusion.
The idea of contributing to something called society is a dis-ease summoned by the vast emptiness that you experience after having lost your real sense of self.
You desperatly try to achieve relevance in a world that could not care less about you.
It is a charade. The human enterprise called society is nothing but an attempt to reach for oxygen as the impending danger of drowning in your own excrement becomes more and more clear.
You are going to riot, if there is any sane bone left in you.
Otherwise you will die the million deaths of a domesticated castrated dog.
>>18504410
Look at your hand. Make a fist. Raise your pinkey. This is you, it is also your pride. Notice the pinky is weakest of all the fingers, but pride would make it think it is the strongest. Now raise your ring finger. This is your love, it also signifies your union with woman. However, it is also your lust. Now raise your middle finger. This is your anger. But listen, it is also the source of your power, because it is also your righteousness. Now your index finger. This is your knowledge, you use it to point. Adam and eve ate from the tree of knowledge so they could know what only god should know. Hence, put aside knowledge, and embrace wisdom instead. Now your thumb, a thumps up means good job. Notice how the thumb is different, it is not a finger at all. For this is god. Now lower your index finger, middle finger, and ring finger. You (the pinky) and the thumb (god) remains. You must put aside your love, anger, and knowledge to know him. God states in the bible you will know my people when you see them.
Allahu Ackbar!
>>18504400
>This is you, it is also your pride. Notice the pinky is weakest of all the fingers, but pride would make it think it is the strongest
This is you. it is also your pride. Notice the pinky is the strongest of all the fingers, but pride would make it think it is the weakest
>>18504400
Squat down and take a shit on the floor. This is you. God states in the Bible that you are a shit posting fag.
Ive (pretty much) mastered tarot and other forms of divination as well as alchemy now i plan to begin on magick anyone know where to start?
I'm a girl btw
>>18504378
OP here, no im not
>>18504381
This is an OP impersonator.
Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.
WHERE'S ALL THE FUCKING SPOOPY NEWS
I CAN'T FUCKING FIND ANY
Table of Contents:
1: Radio Show Roundup
2: Paranormal Podcasts
3: Editor's Note
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
Monday: Protecting the Grid/ Synchronicity & the Mind
In the first half, historian, author, and public speaker William Forstchen updated the ongoing campaign to bolster energy and communications infrastructure against EMP attack. In the latter half, psychologist Dr. Kirby Surprise discussed the nature of synchronicity.
Tuesday: Alternative Health/ Astrology for 2017
In the first half, Dr. Joel Wallach discussed the benefits of remedies and supplements that aid in the body's recovery from many diseases and ailments. In the latter half, astrologer Mark Lerner reviewed the astrological charts of major events and personalities for 2017.
Wednesday: Giants & Stargates/ Future of Space Exploration
In the first half, researcher and explorer Timothy Alberino talked about such topics as giants, 'forbidden history,' mysteries under Antarctic ice, transhumanism, Atlantis, and super soldiers. In the latter half, science journalist and space historian Robert Zimmerman discussed the future of the US space program and how current events and technology will alter the way we approach space travel and exploration.
Thursday: Crash of 2017/ Cryptids & Strange Entities
In the first half, economist specializing in demographics, Harry Dent discussed the cyclical nature of market bubbles and why he expects a crash to happen in 2017. In the latter half, author Nick Redfern shared the lore and legends of cryptozoological and paranormal entities.
Friday: Haunted Locations
During the middle two hours of the show, para-historians Theresa Argie and Cathi Weber, aka the Haunted Housewives, talked about ghosts and haunted locations, including the Soldiers and Sailors Monument in downtown Cleveland and the town of Willoughby, Ohio. Open Lines followed.
Paranormal Podcasts
Last Podcast on the Left: The Gulf Breeze Sightings, Part II: Gary, Don, and Bob
It’s time for the boys from MUFON on today’s Last Podcast as we wrap up our two parter on the Gulf Breeze Sighting! Listen in to hear of Ed’s final abductions, his repressed sperm-milking abductions, and the city council election that finally brought the whole thing crashing down.
Link: http://cavecomedyradio.com/podcast-episode/the-gulf-breeze-sightings-part-ii-gary-don-and-bob/
Expanded Perspectives: Unwelcome Visitors
This week on Expanded Perspectives the guys start the show off talking about how when you engage in international travel, you may one day find yourself face-to-face with border security that is polite, bilingual and responsive—and robotic. Then, an anonymous caller from Aurora, Illinois called into Coast to Coast back in october of 2000, described his weird encounter while driving to Peoria in June of 2000. According to the witness, he and a buddy saw what they can only describe as “The Grim Reaper”. Then, a former soldier said he saw an unidentified flying creature in St. Clair County, Alabama. Then, according to an eye witness, they saw what they believe were a few Black Eyed Kids surrounding they’re car one evening while driving home. After the break Kyle brings up an incredible story of a small mining town in remote Alaska that were actually driven out by wild hairy men. All of this and more on this weeks installment of Expanded Perspectives.
Link: http://www.expandedperspectives.com/unwelcome-visitors/
Blurry Photos Podcast: Skinwalkers
Roll up the car windows and lock the doors, Blurry Photos is driving you down the lonely road full of skinwalkers! A Navajo legend both creepy and gruesome, skinwalkers are supposed practitioners of evil magic that can transform into animals through the wearing of pelts. Flora and Stecco chase down the tales of these foul humans, including possible origins, abilities, and defenses against them. Are there corpse-defiling people who prey on others through animal form? Or do stories abound as cautionary tales firmly entrenched in a Native American culture? The boys discuss this and more on this episode of the podcast!
Link: http://www.blurryphotos.org/ep-173-skinwalkers/
The Higherside Chats Podcast: Peter Levenda | Lovecraft, The Yaziti, & Middle Eastern Magic
Join The Higherside Chat podcast as host Greg Carlwood talks Lovecraft, Crowley, and Yaziti with returning guest, Peter Levenda.
Link: http://thehighersidechats.com/peter-levenda-lovecraft-the-yaziti-middle-eastern-magic/
The Dark Myths Collective:
We are a group of podcasters dedicated to producing high quality and emotionally power-packed listening experiences. While our shows span the full spectrum of genres from history to fiction to crime stories, what binds them together is that they explore the darker side. This allows you to cross genres and discover podcasts you might not have found.
Link: http://darkmyths.org
How do i read the Necronomicon. Not the Lovecraft bullshit one.
>>18504252
First, learn dead languages.
>>18504252
1. learn the language
2.
3. Profit
>>18504476
It's a collection of shit like journal entries, letters, missives, scribbles, guestbooks, legal notations, medical reports, and other such garbage
I feel like I'm meditating 24/7. Also my thoughts are similar to how they are when I'm on a psychedelic. I can't smoke a lot of weed anymore like I used to because I might start having a small trip flashback.
However I don't feel like this is negative in any way. This has granted me the ability to be so in tune... so so in tune, it feels wonderful and scary at the same time. Wonderful in that I know that what I'm experiencing is very real, and that God does have a plan for me. Scary in that I feel SO much more now and time is just hitting me in ways that it never has.
Honestly I just love all of you and everyone around me so much. I want nothing more than care, hope, joy, and love PLEASE..
HEROIN IS A KILLER PLEASE PLEASE STOP DOING IT. NOBODY EVER WINS THAT GAME.
CARE HOPE JOY LOVE PLEASE
Heroin?
Not gonna happen.
>>18504176
It's called mindful awareness.
It's one of the keys of enlightenment.
Anyone want to discuss or direct me to another thread, since I don't see any? I believe him. He tried to tell the FBI they were controlling his mind. U fgts ever MKultra?
>>18504109
How do you know the government isn't making your mind believe in everything thats retarded?
>>18504109
>Makes assertion with no supporting evidence.
Why don't you fucking kill yourself. You're a burden on society and a disappointment to your parents.
Awesome guys. Really grade A stuff. Hilarious and edgy. You nailed it.. anywayyy. Being this is /x, how about the possibility?