>have dream last night
>i get home from work
>family sitting around in living room
>i ask what is going on
>there is a hairball on the floor
>everyone is trying to figure out why it is there
>they call grandpa who is a geologist over
>grandpa comes and inspects it with a magnifying glass
>it turns out its a piece of dog poop
>"but we dont have a dog" I think to myself
>eventually the turd starts growing eyes, nose, mouth, legs, arms and a mustache
>the turd gets up and we all stand back to give it room
>turd walks into kitchen and makes a turky sandwich and puts it in a lunch pack
>pours some coffee into a mug
>goes into living room and says in happy voice "alright, family. Time for me to leave for work."
>turd walks out front door
>I wake up
What does this mean? Maybe it means my family considers me to be a worthless turd?
Your father is a worthless turd, not you.
>>18497801
You fool, you've set it free.
>>18497801
it means you need to make a poop golem and keep it in your fridge.
It means the op's about to get a visit from mister hankey
>>18497901
Highly underrated post
The golgothan shit demon now walks the earth