Ok, I need /x/'s opinion on how fucked I am.
I am typing this out as I go so bare with me. Never green texted before but I will try.
First some background.
28 yo from Texas, I grew up in a town but always liked simpler life. I'm currently living at my grandmother's house, she left it to my dad before she passed. Going is a little tough cause I mostly raise the animals she left behind and there isn't much to money to be made by it, but I wasn't intending on staying for more than a year.
It's a log cabin with three enclosures around it(chickens, pigs and some goats which I don't bother with much cause meh, goats)Kinda far from anything, there is a town about 20 minutes by car I'm estimating and some neighbors a couple of miles down the road, but I'm surrounded by forest. Cabin is in a fairly large clearing but the road out of here has forest on either side.Anyway.
>3,5 months into my stay, gotten the hang of fucking around with the animals, mostly gather eggs, sold some of the pigs, decided recently to try and butcher one of them.
>It's pretty quiet out here, I have a gun but truth is I rarely care to even use it let alone carry it with me.
>Day comes that I want me some fresh pork.
>Take the pig out of the pen and tie it to a pole not far from the house, shoot it cause I thought it would be easier.
>NOPE.jpg
>Bitch runs around screaming for a good 2 minutes before collapsing, saw the hole right between the eyes, fuck me though.
Cont.
P.S. Please be patient, I've never written a story before and I'm writing as I go.
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>>18639595
Continue OP I'm here.
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im interestested, OP. bump
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>>18639595
poor piggy
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Say you attract a spirit/succubus/demon whatever, how do you bind it to you so it can't leave?
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1 why do you want to do that
2 what makes you think you have the power to do that
3 what makes you think you have more power than a spirit/succ/demon
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Obviously whip out my dick and buttfuck it, duh.
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>>18639325
0 What makes you think that stuff exists?
>1 why do you want to do that
>2 what makes you think you have the power to do that
>3 what makes you think you have more power than a spirit/succ/demon
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/x/, I don't know what is going on. I have a strong feeling that something is coming for me. I really don't know what, I just feel like a dangerous being is going to do me harm, I had this feeling for over the past week and it only gets worse, especially during the night, I can't even close my eyes for more than a minute due to fear of something standing right beside me with a knife or a weapon, ready to strike. What the hell is happening?
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You should make a tulpa to defend you
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>>18639197
Speak to a doctor. Sound like schizophrenia
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>>18639197
It's called paranoia. It is perfectly normal. Just try to avoid heavy drugs. And see a specialist
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I'm wanting to do simple love spells so i can get an ex from high school to seek me out.
I have no goals for sex, or to use her. Its just that i'd rather her be around than not.
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>>18639024
It simple. Walk up to her and use this incantation, "Want to go grab a coffee and talk?" It might even work over social networking too..
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>>18639028
I dont know where she lives.
And she stopped using facebook and skype ages ago.
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>>18639030
Just try googling her.
How to meet or become a vampire?
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>>18638011
Rh null blood, they like it.
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vampires arent real you role playing faggot!
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>>18638020
Why are you on /x/? Let me guess; tulpas, werewolves, aliens, succubi, bigfoot, and ghosts are real though, right? Fuck off to a different board.
>>18638011
And there's already a vampire thread going. Learn how to use the catalog.
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>be me, schizoid
>have insomnia
>sometimes hallucinate ridiculous shit from sleep deprivation and other factors
>lately this guy who I know isn't real who was my imaginary friend when I was in high school keeps talking in my head
>I keep telling myself that it's just me tricking myself but he talks at the same time I'm thinking
>says stuff that I don't think I would know to think but I probably could subconsciously
>super fucking adamant on convincing me he's real even though I know he isn't
>he's arguing with me right now
>tries to guilt-trip me because I made him and now all I do is ignore him and tell him he isn't real
>remembered shit on /x/ about tulpas, never read the threads cause I thought they were largely contributing to the monotonous cancer killing the board, they were actually part of the reason I quit coming here except on rare occasions
But it's 4am and he won't shut up and I feel bad cause if he is somewhat real then do I owe him my companionship? I haven't frequented /x/ in 7 years but now I need you guys to tell me if I've got some kind of leeching entity I accidentally manifested or if it's just purely a paranoid delusion because I honestly can't tell anymore and he's starting to make me feel sad. He just wants me to recognize him so i guess by posting this I'm doing what he wants? Is that good or bad? I know this all sounds like special snowflake bullshit but I don't fucking care right now, I'm fucking tired and I don't know what the fuck to do to handle this situation
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>>18637676
pray to jesus christ and ask him for help
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>>18637676
Hey OP, keep resisting and hanging onto your sanity.
There are lots of real people who are bad for someones mental health, who make them feel like they owe them their companionship.
But just like an abusive or dysfunctional relationship between two real, physical people, you need to do what is best for your mental health. And that means cutting this hallucinogenic persona off.
Don't let it make you feel bad.
Call your psych as soon as you can and let them know this is going on.
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>>super fucking adamant on convincing me he's real even though I know he isn't
Obviously he is real if he talks to you. How could something be unreal if you acknowledge it?
You should probably ask him to leave you alone at night and let you sleep. If hes being a dick and refuses to give you peace, just smite or banish the fucker. If its not some leech or astral trash, it should give you some time to think, like all friends should do.
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Fucking hell, when will these assholes stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A98J_OeCmpQ
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>Video has been removed for violation of Terms of Service. This account has been suspended.
Whut?
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>>18637666
>666
Check'em
Also, John 8:44
>You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
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interesting
Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
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>>18636587
Neither because they're both gay as fuck.
It's like choosing between being a furry or someone who loves sucking.
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>>18636587
Neither. I'd be a demon of the Queenking Slaanesh.
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#team jacob
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What country or culture has the best myths and legends?
My vote goes for my home country Sweden and norse in general.
Closely followed by Native American and Asian myths.
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I like the czech,hungarian,romanian or centeral/eastern european shit followed by japanese. then again I like weird hilarious shit.
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>>18634743
What about that ballsack shapeshifter thing from Japan?
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>>18634879
So Japs have been weird even before the bombs?
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>>18631733
They created an island too.
I can't remember the name of it.
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>>18631740
The world was definitely an island, I vaguely remember a map of it
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>>18631740
Veelox
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The room is filled with the smell of cigarette smoke, on your desk sits a half drunk glass of bourbon, an 1903 colt, and paperwork faintly illuminated by the street lights shining through the gaps in your window blinds.
It's that time again /x/
Unexplained disappearances. Perpetrators vanishing without a trace. “Suspicious” suicides. Bizarre, ritualized murders and messages from an anonymous killer. Indecipherable pieces of evidence. Incomprehensible acts of theft and terrorism. Horrific acts of violence with no apparent motive. Inexplicable or even supernatural elements to crime that defy conventional understanding. Tales of corrupt officials and conspiracies, tampering with evidence and suppressing the truth. Abduction, torture, ritual-murder, human-trafficking, secret societies and more.
Rookie Mode: Post a Wikipedia link.
Veteran Mode: Post a Wikipedia link AND a green-text summary in this thread that explains why the crime/event is so creepy, and inspires people to go and read the Wiki article.
I'll start us off with a few copy pastes to get us started off and to bump if things go slow.
Optional Background Music for this Thread:
For a mysterious, Noir-style vibe:
http://youtu.be/6Zl5vpy__dQ
For an eerie, atmospheric and legitimately threatening vibe:
http://youtu.be/xNDiPhVVrZ8
For a creepy, spine-tingling vibe from an appropriate blast from your past:
https://youtu.be/vufUyWlupFA
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamison_family_deaths
>Bobby, Sherilyn, and Madyson Jamison mysteriously disappeared on October 8, 2009, in Oklahoma.
>Large amounts of money, their cell phones, GPS's, wallets, and dog still in the car.
>Seen on security camera footage outside of their home just days before, behaving as if they were in a trance.
>Last picture on one of their cameras is of six year-old Madyson crying and looking upset.
>Other members of family say it couldn't have been her parents that took the picture.
>Everything from witchcraft, satanism, drug deal gone wrong have been offered as theories.
>2013, remains found three miles away from where truck was left.
>Still have no idea what happened
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramsey
>Little girl does really good in Beauty pageants
>Turns up missing one day
>Ransom note appears, asking for almost the exact amount of money her dad made in bonuses earlier. Tells parents not to call the cops
>Mom freaks out and calls the cops
>Find daughter's dead body in the basement.
>She was strangled, had her skull cracked, somebody fingered her
>Police think parents killed her at first, but decide they didn't do it
>Blood found in the girls panties doesn't match anyone involved in the case, doesn't match the girl
>Police later figure out that more than 40 sex offenders lived in the neighborhood
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>>18611919
>remains found
>can't tell what happened
Sketch as fuck. You can tell so much from remains, even badly decomposed remains. The position of the bodies, how they got there, the state of decomposition, the bodies themselves, the list goes on. If they found the bodies but say they couldn't find anything, then it's almost certainly a cover up.
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So what exactly is "it"? Can some one red pill me on this.
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Imagine if the Judeochristian god was the subordinate of something else, but lied and said it wasn't, then demanded compliance from you regardless.
You can't escape the cycle of birth, death, and reincarnation without seeing through his bullshit.
That's the short version.
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>>18608495
And why is he a gummy worm with dove wings and a manticore head, wearing a bowtie and a living crown? What's the crown's name?
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>>18608495
interesting theory, but why should i believe it?
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Let's make up an secret society guys.
What philosophical ideas should we teach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VneoEvAJX0g
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>>18640418
Let's make are secret society about cats
everybody likes cats.
blood orgies twice a month
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Let's teach kids about the importance of being true to yourself.
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It needs a killer meme like "nothing is true..." or "as above so below"
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/x/ Music Thread and Discussion 2017-02-17 12:57:09 Post No.18640131
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/x/ Music Thread and Discussion
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0
Why is this the most a e t h e r r e a l music video?
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>>18640131
In all my years on /x/, I never expected to hear Madonna. But damn this is pretty solid
I really dig Mystics, it's a damn good song, but the video has a nice dreamy quality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwyjshawcxQ
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>>18640131
It's a shame she didn't stick with this direction. It was pretty good.
Anyhow, here's a music video about lucid dreaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRcgQ_e3w4g
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need help with a potential curse against me 2017-02-17 12:25:43 Post No.18640045
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need help with a potential curse against me
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i will be concise:
does anyone have experience with scratches made on the body by another to induce a curse?
i ran into a girl i dislike at a bar last saturday and after an uncomfortable conversation i think she may have scratched my hand when shaking it before she left, and when i confronted her about the pain she's just inflicted she turned around and pouted
this girl has a tattoo of a black cat w/ its tail curled up and fur standing on it's end
i don't rememer much of the encounter as i was intoxicated, but i remember a few days later about a sharp pain when shaking someones hand
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I'd noticed the scratch a day later and thought to my self 'if I become I'll that would be very strange' and two days later i woke up with a cold that ive now had since tuesday.
can anyone confirm that scratches made to the hand act to solidify a hex by a witch (i know for a fact this girl has been interested in witchcraft since an early age) and what methods one should undergo in undoing these flu-like symptoms/major anxiety i now feel?
thank you
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As an occultist, LOL
You're fine
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>>18640045
She didn't say "thinner", did she?
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>>18640054
isn't it just a bit too coincidental that i wake up w. a cold only 2 days after the encounter? the conversation made me feel very uncofortable despite my best efforts to remain friendly as she has a very repugnant aura. I felt bad for identifying this and sought to balance my karmic energy
>>18640066
no. can you tell me more about this?