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What are /x/'s thoughts on Santa Claus?
I know that seems like a ridiculous question, but I think it's worth considering. It seems to me that if you strip away all the commercial ornamentation, there's the core of an idea in Santa that is /x/-related. There's also the idea that the myth of him has been around a long time, and may have some basis in fact.
He's described as an "elf," too, so he may have some connection to fairies and other Good Folk.
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>>18633012
I like the Dresden files explanation, it's surprisingly good. Odin, seeing that his influence on the world is failing, creates this persona/aspect/mantle so he doesn't die of oblivion.
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>>18633012
I think he's fake. In fact I think Santa is something the government made up so people can spend money on the holidays. How many people you know spend money on Christmas? Probably a lot and how much do they spend? A lot.
Why do we need to buy gifts on a holiday that is supposed to be Christ related? Isn't that kind of contradicting? Why not just spend time with your family without spending money?
It's all a plan to enslave the citizens.
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>>18633039
>Why do we need to buy gifts on a holiday that is supposed to be Christ related? Isn't that kind of contradicting?
Nope. Since the kings/wise men from all around the world went to see Jesus and bring gifts to him, and we all are connected to Jesus, we are all Jesus, and we need to be gifted the same way.
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Hello everyone.
I have mastered the magick of money.
I have made a pact with the eldritch.
For you see, the elder gods control reality utilizing a finite resource referred to as money.
You might call it time.
Time is the soil you grow in.
Reality is a holographic dream.
The dimensions are lies.
There is only the Light.
For all of you who seek, I can make impossible things happen.
Ask and you shall receive.
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Pics or it didn't happen
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>>18635116
However I must warn you.
The cost of making these things happen is pain.
You have to pay with misfortune and out right agony but in return you gain whatever you want.
That's the pact.
They eat pain.
And program reality.
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>>18635116
I want to not be a loser that visits this shitty site. Is that possibles?
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I want to get involved in a cult. Where would I go about finding such a group?
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>>18634962
A political headquarters most cities have them.
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>>18634962
Honestly the best way is to start your own, it's reasonably easy to do and maintain if you keep your ideas small and realistic. You'll have a couple of problems getting in to existing cults if you're only doing it for shits and giggles because by and large being a cult member is boring as fuck if you don't really believe it.
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>>18634962
Nithyananda.org
https://www.youtube.com/user/LifeBlissFoundation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOkOAbqyQyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V63q9YGwG2A
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Which Gods / Goddesses / Deities are real?
Do they browse /x/?
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Yahweh, Satan, Life, Death, The Four Horsemen, of which one was worshipped to with the Ebola fiasco, various Shinto Nature Gods in Japan, and whatever they have in Africa
I don't think any would really care to bother. Too much disbelief, too little reward.
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>>18632943
It's all true. All of it. They all exist.
But they are not as you think they are.
They have much more interesting things than the internet to participate in.
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Anyone people belive exists do indeed exist. Some ancient beings transcend this need through their very nature.
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MK-Ultra "Jewel Programming" from Amethyst to Diamond 2017-02-15 04:39:42 Post No.18632715
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MK-Ultra "Jewel Programming" from Amethyst to Diamond
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I've read a lot of information regarding MK Ultra but had not come across many of the aspects found in this video.
https://youtu.be/opTXGbTOrNE
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>>18632715
fuck off. i'm not watching that. what if i get triggered then get on a flight to new york to go kill jake tapper with a 3d printed single-shot hand gun then walk stone-faced off a pier into the icy waters of the hudson river? NO THANKS!!!1!
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>>18632715
Bump
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>but had not come across many of the aspects found in this video
There are a lot of MKULTRA subprojects that weren't released, because they were destroyed. The only reason we know of its existence is that one box of docs was sent to the wrong place and not destroyed, and a FOIA request released it to the press.
Bits and pieces keep coming out though. The usage of Agent Shudder and the abuse of Kemetics in the early 70's are the most recent ones.
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How deep does the rabbithole go? 2017-02-15 05:05:03 Post No.18634511
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How deep does the rabbithole go?
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As I wander through the illusion of knowledge I ask myself how deep one can go in understanding reality.
I have learned so many things that I can say the following:
Any assumption or concept is going down if you enhance your perspective to the right view.
Also I'm down to learn from ancient sources if someone can provide good information.
The matrix is real and you can bend it.
What's the most incredible peace of knowledge you suppose to be true?
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If you think about it, reality is only your perception of the present moment. Example: You cant prove that the world with you and all your memories hasn't been created a second ago. Or two seconds. Or right now.
Anything you call knowledge is not really knowledge, its just assumptions. You can be lied to, you can misunerstand information...
>Reality is only your perception of the present moment. Past and Future are nothing but thoughts or memories (Which can be completely false).
>There are only two things you actually know:
>You exist
>You are you and not someone else
Everything else is built on axioms and is nothing but an idea or thought.
>What you believe to be is not you
What are you? Are you your body? No. When I cut off your hand you are still yourself.
Are you your Brain? There are people who have brain tumors and surgeons remove parts of their brain and they are still the same.
>You are nothing and everything
This concept is hard to grasp but you can experience ego-death: The death of everything you believe to be. A very interesting topic to think about.
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>>18634546
Well, all you said is indeed true but let me say the following.
I experienced ego death a little over a year ago and it started a journey of incredible syncronicity with reality.
I know that in theory I am everything and nothing, despite that i have a natural character like everything in this reality.
Life is a balance of fate and free will, and there are laws as to how reality changes f.e. the law of the path of least resistance.
So one can approach reality from a practical point of view one you are not identified with anything or any concept.
I still have to manage my relationships even though I know that in theory I'm nobody.
I'm an integral part of the world and can influence my enviroment.
I am a character, and on the first day of this month I discovered who I was in my past life and it really makes you think about the complexity of life and as to how the timewave plays out.
I can use source energy to tap into univevrsal wisdom from time to time where I am complety gone, but then again my human nature comes and and gives me doubt and confusion in some moments.
To be a master of life is and ongoing task in the now full of realisations beyond any concept or linearity.
I hope someone can follow this, life is really only starting at the point where your identity gets deleated.
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>>18634511
It ends now.
Let the rabbi whole begin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evxEOXkxRIA
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Is the Ouroboros an accurate representation of the Demiurge? Cyclical ideological serpents can't be a mere coincidence.
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Its bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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Demigy here.
<communion>
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>>18634013
yes
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In a house of a godless king,
A dead star will die,
The crystal mountain begins to sing,
And the cyclops loses his eye.
The heavens begin to scream,
As oceans of hate spill in,
The silence awakens the queen,
And two-hundred cycles begin.
In the wake of a beast,
With no head and no end,
Rides the queen to the feast,
All lords knees will bend.
At the eat of the dead,
In the hall of the mouth,
Stairs colored red,
Calls the hole in the south.
The way of the sword,
The time of the light,
The law of a lord,
All end that night.
Out the rend colored blue,
He judges the worth,
For each one there's two,
A hole in the north.
Appraisal of matter,
Priced at the worst,
The words of the latter,
Anger the first.
A stirring of flies,
The toll of a bell,
The dead will now rise,
Evicted from hell.
Two princes of death,
Two legions of souls,
Decay on their breath,
Exacting their tolls.
The end of an era,
At the final turn,
The queen reigns in terra,
And watches it burn.
The race of the mind,
Take the king of nine stars,
They exit in kind,
Healing nine scars.
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*Buy my Mixtape
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>>18632193
Fpbp
Sage, move on. Nothing of value
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>>18631846
In a house of a godless penis,
A dead star will penis,
The crystal mountain begins to penis,
And the cyclops loses his penis.
The heavens begin to penis,
As oceans of hate spill penis,
The silence awakens the penis,
And two-hundred cycles penis.
In the wake of a penis,
With no head and no penis,
Rides the queen to the penis,
All lords knees will penis.
At the eat of the penis,
In the hall of the penis,
Stairs colored penis,
Calls the hole in the penis.
The way of the penis,
The time of the penis,
The law of a penis,
All end that penis.
Out the rend colored penis,
He judges the penis,
For each one there's penis,
A hole in the penis.
Appraisal of penis,
Priced at the penis,
The words of the penis,
Anger the penis.
A stirring of penis,
The toll of a penis,
The dead will now penis,
Evicted from penis.
Two princes of penis,
Two legions of penis,
Decay on their penis,
Exacting their penis.
The end of an penis,
At the final penis,
The queen reigns in penis,
And watches it penis.
The race of the penis,
Take the king of nine penis,
They exit in penis,
Healing nine nigger.
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>John Titor was a time traveler
>predicted Globalist takeover of US
>predicted Globalist mind control of the masses in US
>Cause civil war over people losing civil liberties
>Russia vs. NWO
>Russia nukes US
Is it safe to say that Titor could've actually been a time traveler?
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>>18632544
It's already generally accepted by anybody who's checked his work. Scientists recently created 4-D matter that John Titor said was needed in one of his diagrams and said that we would develop. And we did, even though almost everyone said it was impossible.
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>>18632570
>started posting on Art Bell BBS Forum..
Stop right there. Ever heard of the term "shooting ones self in the foot"? Totally discreditted the instant an affiliation with well known fraudster and entertainment producer Art Bell who capitalized on the saucer-nut conspiracy hacks.
Gotta thank you though for saving me from wasting time researching this. whew!
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>>18633009
What?
Titor released Diagrams.
He needed things we hadn't developed yet.
We did just develop 4-Dimensional matter.
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Alright /x/ I'm about to go and try to fuck a ghost. Any advice?
Here's some backstory
Been living in my house for 2 years now. A few months after I moved in I started hearing footsteps at night walking around the hallway. After thinking about this for some time I decided to investigate and set up a few cameras around the house. When I later checked the footage, there was a small loop around 12:12am and 12:14am. That footage was actually cut out for all of my cameras. My main theories were either the neighbors were fucking with me, I was sleep walking, or the house was haunted (I'm pretty sure now it's number three). So I used infrared and X-ray cameras to investigate, as well as some heat and motion sensors. To my surprise I actually discovered a figure of a girl when I investigated using the X-ray cameras in the bathroom. Can't exactly make out her features very well, but she was pretty and young. I started buying chocolates and leaving one by the bathroom every other day, and the next day it's gone. I try to talk to her but I really badly want to fuck her, and I can't use the bathroom upstairs anymore because I get a boner anytime I'm in there. Thanks for any tips guys.
Also can she tell I have a boner when I enter the bathroom?
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>>18632540
Do it.
Otherwise you are a fag, and your reputation can't be lower or you'll be a ghost yourself.
Only choice you got, it's shake that ectoplasm.
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>>18632547
It's too late right now
I have work
I'll have to do it tomorrow
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keep the thread alive for at least 16 more hours
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What is, in your opinion, the most unexplainable mystery ever?
Can be something historical, a criminal case, UFO incident, internet sp00py meme, whatever. Just make me mindblown.
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http://pastebin.com/FXcsRFZr
This will hurt
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life & to be alife
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>>18631616
op's depth of faggotry
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someone redpill me on homunculus?
Tommorow i can try to apply semen in egg and wait like 1month
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>>18628879
I've dabbled with it using the approach from the Korny videos.
No notable success. I also tried blood a couple of times instead of semen.
My incubator is top notch and the eggs are proven fertile from my own chickens. Technically I've never had my sperm tested to make sure I'm not sterile, but that seems unlikely.
Anyway, here is a playlist where you can see my attempts - let me know if you have any questions and good luck to you!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG0K7Rt9nWwvtwsVreJB9zX8X6AhVUW43
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>>18628879
Eggs need to be fertilised IN the chicken. (Please don't put ur dick in a chicken)
Although maybe something like a small electric shock could force the semen to fuse?
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>>18628879
>>18629056
>>18630942
Fuck science!
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>The Earth is not flat
>The Earth, Moon, Solar System, the entire Universe are not a simulation
>The Sun is not Jesus
>Ghosts, demons, bigfoot, paranrmal entities and the like do not exist
>The Despair Code is made up
>Religion is garbage
>The Earth/Moon isn't hollow
>The Moon landing wasnt faked
>NASA isn't lying, making false documentation and/or photographs to dissuade you
>Reptilians are not a species, though we do have a reptilian brain
>The Mandela effect is poor memory
>Magic isn't real
Read a book. A science book.
By a scientist.
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opinionated kitty has opinions
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RAZOR
CAWWWWWWK
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Ruh Ruh Ruh RAAAAZZZZERRR
CAWK
This thread is dedicated to all the Goetic Demons and all the practitioners of the different methods of invocation and evocation of these spirits. Let us discuss our own personal experiences (or lack of thereof), ask for advice.
For starters I have a few questions for anyone with experience. I havent attempted any evocation or invocation till this day, but I am here to learn since it was a long desire of mine to succeed in this.
I have heard many times on this board that the Goetic spirits have "recently" been freed from being bound to the conjurers will and only do these deal to further their own personal goals and agenda (and possibly satisfation?). Which is why doing an evocation where youre threatening the spirits Solomon-style or doing a banishment can backfire if you anger them with it. I saw people mention that they should be contacted with respect, humility and kindness. And that a banishment shouldnt be done, because asking them to leave is usualy enough and theyre unlikely to bother or harass you (if you keep your side of the deal).
Also, I would kindly ask any anon that succeeded in an evocation to share the way he did it. I'm looking for the best way to see results. What type of materials will I need? Incense burner? What else?
I also saw someone metion that some Goetic Spirits lost power due to not being worshipped anymore and are too weak to appear. I dont know which ones specificaly are the most "popular" now though.
Also does anyone have any knowledge or experience with Bune? I've read he gives men wealth? I personaly wish to climb to a high social class and escape the low wage slavery. Do you know any other demons/spirits that can help me eventualy attain my goal? I undestand it wont happen overnight but I doubt I can do this alone even with high effort.
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>>18628054
to start... do not invoke anything
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>>18628054
>>18628377
Or just don't summon demons for f you have no experience summoning at all.
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also interested
i know it's not good to wish for things outside of you, generally, with how the world seems to work, but i was hoping that i could enlist a spirit's help to change myself. not into a powerful being, but into someone better. into someone that a certain person could love.
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I remember a little while back, there was this massive thread about this person telling a bunch of stories they had experienced when they were living in Australia. One of them had to do with a ghost in the gas station they worked at. I know it's not too much, but I'd love to read them again.
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Australia is a fucked place mate, whole lot of nothing with no people, yowies, and bunyips. Nah I'm good, moved to the states now, far less spooky.
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https://4archive.org/board/x/thread/17755343
This one's worth a read.
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>>18628591
>far less spooky
You fuckin taking the piss mate?
If less spooky is what you're after, you just fucked yourself over in my opinion. We got some petrol sniffing abos that made up make believe fairy tales of scary animals so the kids would feel safer with them so they could fiddle with them. The yanks have some weird Indian ritual shit that has cursed their lands, bigfoots, chupacabras and all sorts of shit. They are fucked.
Us on the other hand...all we got is Bunyips and Yowies which are probably just part of the aboriginal male believe shit anyway. Nah mate, there isn't shit out here. And anyone saying that there is all this shit trying to kill you here, its nonsense, the yanks have some pretty bad snakes and spiders and shit too that we don't.